Guns of the Angels!/Joco McDonnell!


You all walked with the X-Laws to the Patch Village. 

The situation was tense as no one said word. 

Marco: I understand you're all so anxious. But don't be. Our group has a great bond, and we all strive to vanquish Hao. You see, we've all had bad experiences with him. Denbat, Meene, Larch, Venstar, Porf, and Kevin have all lost family members, their souls ravaged. 

John Denbat (Leader of X-Laws Second Team! He was born in Oxford, England and served in the British Special Air Service! He joined the X-Laws to avenge his teammates' deaths at the hands of Hao! He is a firm believer in absolute justice and is loyal to Marco as his second in command! Voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch!) 

Meene (The Leader of X-Laws Third Team! She was born in Montgomery, Canada! She served in the mountain forces of the Swiss Armed Forces, but on her first day, she found out her father was murdered by Hao! She soon sought out the X-Laws to avenge him! She sometimes questions Marco's ideals, and is a kind-hearted girl who believes kindness is the answer! She loves sweets, swimming, and longs for a man! Voiced by Kira Buckland!) 

Larch Dirac (One of the members of X-Laws Second Team! He come from Los Angeles, California and participated in the Delta Forces Project, "Restore Hope! He seeks to avenge his comrades after they were killed by Hao! Like the rest of his crew, he believes in Marco's ideals! Voiced by Matt Mercer!)

Chris Venstar (One of the Members of X-Laws' Third Team! He was born in Memphis, Tennessee, where he joined the US Army to chase Hao! He hunted down Turbine to stop him from joining Hao, and as a result got his legs burned by Spirit of Fire! He was saved by Marco and joined the X-Laws! Despite his position, he's a kind man of few words! Voiced by Fred Tatasciore!) 

Porf Griffith (Member of X-Laws' Second Team! Born in San Francisco, California, he joined Project Hope with Larch and witnessed his comrades killed by Hao! He tried to warn the higher ups, but was discharged! Soon joined the X-Laws for payback! Voiced by Ogie Banks! (The Voice of Darui from Naruto!)) 

Kevin Mendell (Born in Salzburg, Austria, he joined the EKO Cobra Unit as a sniper! When trying to fight Hao, he got his entire body and face burned! After being rescued by Marco, he joined the X-Laws for revenge! While he follows Marco's beliefs, he sees there are shades of gray to it! Voiced by Sean Chiplock!) 

Ryu: Hey, who are these people? 

Blake: They're the X-Laws, and they're after Hao just like us. 

Twilight: I really don't trust them. Especially Marco. 

(Y/N): Yeah, I understand that too, Twilight. They look too extreme. 

Lyserg: (Y/N), is this becuase of what he did to Boris? He deserved it. You saw what he did. 

(Y/N): Yeah, I understand that Lyserg. But, something bugs me about Michael. 

Ren: You mean, his Partner? 

Bason: He said that Michael was an angel. 

Sunset: Yes, Michael was one of God's archangels. But I don't understand how it can look so ... robotic. All of our spirits are natural spirits. 

Weiss: Either way, these guys are going to be powerful opponents for us in the Shaman Fight. 

Yang: That's for sure. 

Atem: So, looks like we won't be allies with them. 

(Y/N): No way. They may be fighting for the greater good, but I don't like their methods. 

???: So, it's like that. 

Turbine and Hang appeared. 

Pinkie: It's them! 

Horohoro: THOSE GUYS! 

Turbine: X-Laws always believe that reuniting the losers they will be able to gain something. 

Marco: It seems you don't take us seriously. Now, where is your partner? 

Turbine: Don't concern yourself. I will deal with you myself. 

???: YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 

Bill charged in with a squad of Football Players! 

(Y/N): OH CRAP! A FOOTBALL SQUAD! 

Rainbow: THEY'RE GOING FOR TOUCHDOWN! 

Bill: EAT THIS! 

Marco: Ah, you must be Big Guy Bill, and your partners, the 21 players you lost in that accident. Your evil deserves capital punishment. 

The X-Laws all pulled out their weapons and- 

X-Laws: ARCHANGEL FIRE!!! 

Ruby: SO MANY MECHS!! 

Marco: We are angels. These are Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Metatron, Sariel, and Remiel. We are the seven angels, that are designed by the divine one. We are the closest to God. 

Bill was gunned down! 

Horohoro: OH GOD! 

AJ: They gunned him down like a dog! 

Yoh: Damn it! That was unnecessary. 

Marco: If you know what's best for you, stay out of the way. I will relieve him of this evil! 

BANG! 

As Marco fired, Twilight pushed the gun away! 

Twilight: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Rainbow: Twi?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! 

Pyrrha: Twilight, he could hurt you!

Marco: What am I doing? What are you doing, you foolish girl? He's one of Hao's underlings. And you would save him? Do you work for- 

Twilight: Don't even think about it! Don't lump me with Hao! What you're doing is wrong! 

Blake: What should we do (Y/N)? 

(Y/N): If worst comes to worst, we have to attack fast! 

Ren: Hey, Twilight, you really want to fight this guy? 

Lyserg: Personally, she could be outclassed. 

Hang: HOW DARE THEY MOCK LORD HAO! 

Turbine: Hang, stay out of it. If the Arch Angel is real, it's becoming a threat. We should go. 

Hang: WHAT?! I'M NOT LEAVING BILL BEHIND! 

Turbine: Use your head, they might not be alone, we have to go and talk to Lord Hao. If we can get out, that is. 

Meene: Marco! 

Denbat: They're trying to escape! 

Marco: Kill them. 

But you and Yoh knocked Denbat and Meene to the side! 

(Y/N): NOT ON YOUR LIFE! 

Yoh: If you kill those who disturb you- 

Twilight: That would mean- 

(Y/N), Yoh, and Twilight: YOU'RE JUST LIKE HAO! 

Marco's composure broke. 

Marco: What did you just say? 

Meene: Marco! 

Porf: This is bad. 

Kevin: Marco calm down! 

Marco: SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU INFIDELS! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE X-LAWS! MICHAEL DESTROY ALL OF THEM!!! 

Ruby: (Y/N)! YOH! TWILIGHT! 

As Michael raised his sword- 

(Y/N): OVERSOUL: KING OF GAMES: OBELISK ARMOR!!! 

You activated the Obelisk Armor and punched Michael! 

Marco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Marco was sent flying right into a building, with his glasses getting smashed! 

X-Laws: MARCO! 

Marco rose up from the ground, with a look of anger. 

Marco: It's clearly obvious, that from now on, we're enemies. 

(Y/N): Yeah, listen here, Four Eyes! We may have the same enemy, but that doesn't make us friends! I really don't like you! 

You smashed his glasses, only to see Marco pull out another pair. 

Marco: I'll let you off the hook right now. But you should turn back. 

The X-Laws walked off. 

Rainbow: DUDE! THAT WAS AWESOME! YOU SENT THAT DICK FLYING! 

Yang: Heh, the X-Laws better not mess with us! 

(Y/N): Either way, let's get going. 

Meanwhile... 

The copter landed as Manta, Tamao, and Anna got out. 

Manta: So this is Mesa Verdede. 

Tamao: Wow, Lady Anna, you look like a Hollywood Star. 

Anna: Heh, where's Tom Cruise when you need him? 

Manta: YOU WANT ME TO LOOK FOR A GUY LIKE HIM?! ANNA! HOW CRAZY CAN YOU- 

She punched him in the gut! 

Manta: ARGH! 

Anna: Can't you take a joke, Manta? Now then, we should hurry and find Yoh and the others. I don't know if we have much time. 

Tamao: You want us to trust Master Mikihisa's sources at this point? I don't know if there will be a secret entry. 

Ponchi: Yeah well, he's always got his head in the clouds. 

Conchi: So how do we get there? 

Hao: Why don't I help? 

Hao appeared right before them. 

Manta: Uh ... who is that? 

Hao pat Manta on the head. 

Hao: You're pretty small. 

Manta: HEY SHUT UP! JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! 

Opacho: Lord Hao ... I- 

Hao: What seems to be the problem, Opacho? 

Opacho: Opacho is smaller than him. 

Tamao: That's Hao? 

Manta: He looks like Yoh! 

Anna: Well, Hao, the Tcho Senjiryaketsu, is that what you're here for? 

She brought out the tome. 

Hao: The Asakura are good, they foud you to help him. I really wanted to meet you Anna Kyouyama, the one who took down my Shikigami. 

Anna: Are you after revenge or something? 

Hao: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do I even look like that type of person? I actually have respect for you. I hope you will be able to give the Tcho Senjiryaketsu to Yoh ASAP. He's weaker than (Y/N) right now. Actually, I don't think any of their friends stand a chance against me. But if they can master something like that, they will be even stronger. I want a good game to play. 

Anna: Why should they help you? Are you an idiot? 

Hao: My, what an attitude, you are his fiancée. I like you, Anna. Why don't you go ahead, I'll be here for you whenever you need hel- 

Anna tried to slap Hao, but he caught her arm. 

Hao: (annoyed) Don't even think about it. You only deserve to be the wife of the Shaman King, and that is- 

Anna slapped him hard, knocking him on the ground! 

Opacho: LORD HAO! 

Manta and Tamao: ANNA'S SUPER LEFT HAND! 

Anna: I have two hands after all, dickhead. Yoh is my future husband, and no one else will claim me! Tamao! Manta! Let's go! 

They walked off. 

Opacho: LORD HAO! LORD HAO! Are you okay? 

Hao: Goodness, that felt great. Aside from my Mom, she's the only other person who was able to slap me, and knock me off my feet. 

Back with the others... 

You healed Bill up. 

(Y/N): Okay, hopefully you owe us one for this. Let's move out, guys! 

Team (Y/N): Right!/About time. 

Lyserg looked at Bill. 

Lyserg: This is (Y/N)'s power. He managed to punch Marco, who was even stronger than the others. And here I am ... just lagging behind. I'm the weakest one here. 

Soon... 

You all walked down and down into the depths of the place. 

Rarity: It really is geting kind of dark. 

Horohoro: First angels, and now Hell. But this time we won't make it out with a simple trick. 

Medaka: Goldva did say no one has come back alive from the Shaman Fight. 

AJ: In a way, we're getting closer, right? 

Pyrrha: I suppose so. 

Atem: Do any of you hear that? 

(Y/N): Hear what? 

Amidamaru: It's almost as if something is calling out to us. 

Tokagero: Oh, you guys feel that too? 

Bason: So it wasn't just an impression. 

Rainbow: Okay, what's going on with you spirits today? 

All of the team's spirits were picking it up! 

Bason: It's as if something is trying to contact us. 

???: Your souls brought you here. 

Bill appeared. 

(Y/N): BILL! 

Ryu: Well, look who's awake. 

Bill: Thank you, for saving my life. 

Twilight: Well ... uh ... it's no big deal. I know we're enemies, but the way the X-Laws attacked you, it was just too brutal. 

Bill: Yes, I agree. As thanks for your help, I will tell you that the path of truth, which only reveals itself to the chosen Shamans. Lord Hao said that there are many traps here to drive humans back. The maze is relatively complex, but there are still secret ways, and hidden doors. Since this archeological site was discovered 400+ years ago. The famous place has already been restored. 

Horohoro: You mean the Patch Village? 

Bill: That's right, it's here. But the Patch People aren't the only guardians. Guardians of the Sacred Place of Stars. 

Ren: HEY! What does that mean? 

Bill: It would be too easy if I said everythinng. But, if you are really expert Shamans, your spirits will guide you. Good luck. 

(Y/N): Thanks Bill. You know, you're actually a cool guy. 

Bill: Heh, I won't be dying so easily. I look forward to facing all of you, in the Shaman Fight. 

Rainbow: You're on Big Guy! 

With the Patch... 

Goldva: That idiot talked too much! I told Hao that I was opposed to hte idea of letting him go free! 

Silva: Chief, it's you that said that we had to let them free. 

Goldva: Silence, Silva, you also said that with the Shaman Fight, we had no choice. 

Kalim: It could still be useful. The revelations of Bill have been seen by the group as a sign. 

Goldva: I suppose. The voice that guides them. It can reach every soul. But only those with pure hearts will be able to hear and receive the message. 

Silva: Either way, the moment of truth is coming. They will learn what this trip really means. 

Soon... 

Yoh woke up soaring across the sky. 

Yoh: What is this? 

He saw the entire universe! 

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He saw a giant space whale pass through him, stars drift by, and beautiful planets before his eyes. 

Before he knew it, he woke up in a bed! 

Yoh: AGH! Guys? Hello? Where am I? 

Silva: Ah, you're awake. 

Yoh: SILVA! Where am I? 

Silva: The Patch Village. 

Yoh: What happened? 

Silva: Didn't you see it? The memory of the star that lies within you? 

Yoh: I- 

Silva: Follow me, you'll see what triggered what you saw. 

They got outside and saw- 

Silva: This was the Great Spirit's benediction. 

Yoh: WHAT?! 

He saw the spirits of all living creatures in it! 

Yoh: So many souls linked together! 

Silva: You must first get physically used to this hallucinatory state before trying to have that vision again. The Great Spirit comprises all souls across the earth. It is also the place where Souls must return. Some can't resist the power of the vision which includes the 5.6 billion years of history. Those have a possiblity of never waking up. 

Yoh: Wait! This is all too fast! 

Silva: Just relax. You've survived three months and received the benediction. You passed the first real test of the Shaman Fight. 

Yoh: REALLY?! 

(Y/N): HELL YEAH! 

Yang: WE SURE DID! 

Horohoro: IT WAS NUTS! 

Yoh: (Y/N)? Yang? Horohoro? 

(Y/N): We looked into the great spirit, and it was nuts! 

Yang: It's like being on acid! 

Yoh: What about the others? 

Kalim: They fainted. 

Twilight: (Y/N)! 

Twilight came in! 

(Y/N): What is it, Twi? 

Twilight: I can't find Lyserg anywhere! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Ruby: We got another problem! 

(Y/N): What now? 

Ruby: Ren won't stop looking at the Great Spirit. 

Ren: Bason, look at it. It's mocking me. I want it! 

Bason: I think you're shooting too far, Master. 

Meanwhile... 

Lyserg was vomiting after what he saw. 

Lyserg: That was ... horrible. But ... I won't die until I kill Hao! 

???: Is that so? Come with me then. 

Marco appeared before him. 

Lyserg: Marco? 

Marco: Lyserg Diethel, if you truly wish to end Hao, then abandon those friends of yours. True justice will prevail under the X-Laws. 

Lyserg: But ... I- 

Marco: You don't need them. What you need is real power. 

Back with the others... 

The Patch Village was full of all the Shamans who are participating! 

Horohoro: Geez, all these people. 

Ryu: Yeah, it's crazy how much they're trying to sell. 

Pinkie: Who would have thought the Patch are sellouts? 

Medaka: I find these trinkets pretty cute. 

Ren: Well, for your information, I've been observing our enemy just in case. 

Yoh: REN! LOOK AT THESE DOLLS! 

Ren: YOH! STOP FOOLING AROUND! 

Kalim: Well, we've been working diligently on these handicrafts. 

Rarity: KALIM?! 

AJ: I figured he'd be working here. 

Kalim: Business just hasn't been that good. I really wish the Shaman Fighters gave us more business. 

(Y/N): I think they're really here for the tournament. But I really like this merchandise. 

Ren: WHO WOULD BUY THIS CRAP?! 

Anna: Well, I'll take the keychain. 

Kalim: Alright then. Thank you, Ma'am. 

(Y/N): ANNA?! 

Yang: Yep, it's her. 

Yoh: ANNA, HOW- WHEN?! WHAT ARE YOU- 

Horohoro: What is this troublesome girl doing here? 

Ryu: HOW DID SHE EVEN FOLLOW US?! 

Anna: Yoh, when was the last time you washed up? Where did you get those sandals? A restroom? 

Nora: Those are the same ones he always wears. 

Yoh: Yes, well either way, we sould get going. 

(Y/N): Right, glad to see you here, Anna. 

Anna: Long time no see, old friend. 

???: Oh another chick appears huh? 

A Shaman with an afro and a Jaguar Spirit appeared. 

Joco McDonnell (A Shaman from America who was part of a gang at one point! He has dedicated himself to changing the world through laughter! His partner is Mic, a Jaguar that integrates with him to give him the power and speed of a jaguar! If you thought Yang's jokes were bad, oh boy! You have not seen the worst! Voiced by AJ Beckles (The voice of Okarun himself!)) 

Joco: I see the group has assembled! Do you thnk you'll be together when the fight starts? 

You all looked at him, then walked away. 

Joco: HUH?! HEY! I'M TALKING HERE! 

(Y/N): Whatever you're selling, we're not interested. 

Sunset: We don't even know you. 

Joco: I'M PART OF THE TOURNAMENT TOO! 

Rainbow: Prove it. 

Joco: I swear, I- 

Ren pointed his spear at him! 

Joco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Ren: Get talking, or I'll stab you. 

Fluttershy: REN! DON'T! 

Ren: F-Fine. 

Joco: I just want to be your teammate man! 

(Y/N): Teammate? 

Joco: Yeah, rule 3, section 3 says that a member of a team must ahve the freedom to choose their partners. Not following th rules can get you disqualified. 

Blake: And you are? 

Joco: I'm Joco McDonnell! 

Ren stabbed him! 

Joco: OW! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?! 

Ren: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME! START TALKING OR I'LL DO IT AGAIN! 

Joco: I WAS TELLING THE DAMN TRUTH, YOU ASSHOLE! 

You hit Ren on the head 20 times! 

(Y/N): REN! NEVER DO THAT! 

Ren: OW! WHY DO YOU HIT SO HARD?! 

(Y/N): Sorry about Ren, he can be kind of a dick when he's angry. 

Everything suddenly went quiet. 

Pinkie: Hey, is there a party going on? Where's everyone? 

Joco: Well, we're in for the worst now. 

Hao and his men arrived. 

Joco: You should know who he is. Everyone does, he says he's going to be Shaman King. And his fire spirit burns anything. 

(Y/N): Hao. 

Joco: Yeah. He's one of the strongest Shamans here. And he's one of the three biggest groups participating in the Shaman Fight. 

Rainbow: THREE?! THERE ARE MORE?! 

Joco: Yeah, three as dead as a tree! 

Pinkie threw a pie in Joco's face and Yang punched him! 

Pinkie and Yang: LAME JOKE! 

Joco: OW! Okay, fine the other two are the X-Laws. 

Rainbow: Met them, do not like them. 

Ruby: And the other group? 

Joco: Ghandara. 

(Y/N): Okay, don't know those guys. 

Joco: They're a group of Buddhists. 

(Y/N): Oh that's cool. 

Weiss: You have no problem with them? 

(Y/N): Buddha is a cool guy. 

Ruby: And our friend! 

(Y/N): Yeah, so we can trust Buddhists. 

Joco: Eithe way, it's very easy to imagine someone like Hao as Shaman king, because he's got the powers of a God. 

Everyone: God?! 

Joco: Yeah! A Godful of Might! Get it? 

Pinkie: Joco, can you hold this? 

Pinkie gave Joco a present. 

Joco: What's th- 

It exploded in his face. 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Pinkie: That's real comedy! 

Joco: Well, why don't we join up? I can help you fight them! We all need teams of 3 each. I came to you guys, because I need help. 

Ren: What's yoru motive? 

Joco: I just want some new buds. Info is my thing. The only way to succeed in this world is fast and accurate info. That's why I know Hao is coming. All thanks to my partner. 

Mic appeared! 

Mic the Jaguar (Joco's partner!) 

Fluttershy: AWWW! HE'S SUCH A CUTE JAGUAR!! 

Joco: With my nose and his skills, we're going to become big stars! HEH! THAT'S MY DREAM! 

Anna: Get lost, Loser. 

Joco: LOSER?! HEY!

Anna: You really are an idiot. 

Joco: WHY YOU! 

(Y/N): Hmm ... well, we're going to need to form teams either way. So then, I think that- 

Ren: It's done. I got my team. 

Everyone: HUH? 

Ren: Joco, Horohoro, you're both with me. 

Horohoro: SINCE WHEN?! 

Ren: Since now! 

Joco: Hey, thanks man! I- 

Ren: Since I'm in charge, you listen to me. 

Joco: I have weird concerns about this. 

(Y/N): Well, if that's the case, I'll have Twilight and Medaka with me. 

Twilight: Wow, that's a good choice. 

Medaka: We make a good trio. 

(Y/N): Ruby, what do you pick? 

Ruby: Pinkie, Flutters, you ready? 

Pinkie: Of course! 

Fluttershy: Yay. 

Weiss: Well, Pyrrha, and Rarity can be on my team. 

Rarity: We'll be fabulous. 

Pyrrha: No matter what, we will defeat Hao. 

Blake: In that case, Applejack, Sunset, let's go. 

AJ: Alright. 

Sunset: This should be fun. 

Yang: RD! Nora! Ready to- 

Rainbow: Kick some ass? Hell yeah! 

Nora: Yeah! Let's break Hao and Marco's legs! 

(Y/N): That I will need to record. Twice for Marco. I guess that leaves Yoh, Ryu, and Ly- Crap, we haven't found Lyserg! 

Ryu: WHERE IS LYSERG?! 

Blake: What are we going to do about a teammate for you two? 

(Y/N): Hmm- 

???: Looking for help? 

A wheelchair rolled in, and- 

Rarity: YOU! 

Faust was on it, with Manta on his lap. 

Faust: I found the poor boy all lost. 

Manta: H-Hey ... guys. 

Ruby: MANTA?! YOU'RE HERE TOO?! 

Rainbow: Well shit. 

Anna: FAUST VIII!! 

(Y/N): You really just love to come back and bug us. 

Faust: Well, you did save my life, (Y/N). 

Joco: AGH! SKELETON DOG!!! 

Fluttershy: He's a cutie though! Hello there, Frankensteiny! 

(Y/N): What do you want Faust? 

Faust: I know I hurt your friend badly, and I made a deal with your worst enemy. But all I want is Eliza back. Just to talk to her again. Only that. And I have no one else to partner with. Please, let me join your group. Please! 

Ryu: LIKE HELL! WE ALREADY GO OUR LITTLE BUDDY, LYSERG! 

Faust: Oh, my apologies. I'll be- 

Anna: HANG ON! 

Faust stopped. 

Anna: We'll need an expert doctor in our group, then. 

Rainbow: Anna, what do you want this creepazoid for? He's weird! And freaky! And- 

Faust fell out of his wheelchair, depressed. 

(Y/N): RAINBOW! STOP! 

Rainbow: BUT HE IS CREEPY! LOOK AT HIM! 

Faust: Am I really that unattractive, Eliza? 

Ruby: Poor man, he just wants to see his wife again. 

Anna: I can bring her back to your side. In return, you must become the chief doctor of Funbari Hot Springs! 

Yoh: Of course, you just want to use him for his medical skills. 

Yang: Money grubbing, idiot. 

Anna: WHAT?! 

Yang: YOU HEARD ME, ANNA! 

The two started to argue. 

Meanwhile... 

Marco: I believe you have the potential to kill Hao. 

Lyserg: I ... do? 

Marco: Yes. Lyserg, until now, you did well alone. I'm sure your parents are proud. 

Lyserg: No, I'm weak. Weaker than everyone else. 

Marco: And we can make you stronger. Just come and meet our superior. 

Marco led Lyserg to meet with the rest of the X-Laws! 


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