Going down to Hell!
You were just chilling with Twilight and Sunset.
(Y/N): It's nice that you could take time out of your schedule to chill with me.
Sunset: Well, you did promise me that Route 66 vacation, and we got to plan it out.
Twilight: There is also the fact that, well, the others have been pushing themselves to get stronger. And with all that's happened, they've been training with not just everyone in Fairy Tail, but now with Yoh, Ren, Ryu, Horohoro, Lyserg, Faust, Pairon, Jeanne, Joco, and also the Patch Tribe too.
(Y/N): Yeah, getting the powers of a Shaman is a big thing. Still, that gravity dress.
Twilight: Like I said, Erza introduced me to Kagura, and her gravity magic is very impressive.
Sunset: Yeah, and it took a while to break out of Millianna's ropes. For some reason, magic is nullified.
(Y/N): Yeah, I know. It's-
Najimi: HEY! WHAT'S UP!
(Y/N), Twilight, and Sunset: AGH!
Sunset: Najimi, don't you know when not to pop out of nowhere.
Najimi: Well, it's my thing. Either way-
She showed the 3DS.
Najimi: The 3DS has unlocked another world!
(Y/N): Okay! This should be interesting. "Hellaverse?"
Twilight: I have a weird feeling about this.
Sunset: Well, it's a good way to harness my demon powers as well. Time to put them to further use!
(Y/N): Ironic, I worked with the demon slayers, and now we go to hell. Shall we, my dears?
Twilight and Sunset: Let's shall!
Najimi: Best of luck!
You three hugged Najimi and entered into a demonic portal generated by the 3DS!
Soon... in hell...
Pentagram City (One of the many cities of Hell, located in the Pride Ring (one of the seven rings of Hell!))
A demon falls from the sky and lands face-first on the road!
Demon: HEY! I'M ALIVE! YES! I'M ALI- AGH!
He gets run over by a car, where a four-armed demon gets out.
Angel Dust (An adult film actor! He is staying at a hotel at hell at a chance to be redeemed and go to heaven! He's a selfish jerk who takes advantage of the free-rent! In the end, he's a good guy who cares deeply about his friends and will stick up for them! Voiced by Michael Kovach!)
Driver: Hey thanks for the fun, hot stuff!
Angel Dust: Yeah, well, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear? I can't let it get out that I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab, ya got it?
Driver: PFFFT! Whatever you say, slut! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Angel Dust: Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi." Shnuckums!
The driver takes off in a fit as Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine selling drugs.
https://youtu.be/2RdoW790m68
Just then, a warship passes over with a snake man and a bunch of eggs inside it!
Sir Pentious (A snake demon who desires to conquer Hell! He was born during the Victorian Era and loves steampunk, and has a desire to be cool! Despite everything, he's a nice guy deep, deep down! Loves his minions, the Egg Boiz! Voiced by Alex Brightman!)
Egg Boiz (Sir Pentious' minions! They are a group of lovable dumbasses who are fiercely loyal to their boss! Pretty chill fellas! Voiced by Blake Roman!)
Sir Pentious: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched!
He pushes two levers as his hood flares open!
Sir Pentious: No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, Boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Egg Boi #2: You really showed them what for! I liked that part where you shot them with your ray gun!
Egg Boi: I wish he would shoot me with his ray gun!
Sir Pentious: Take a good look, my Egg Bois! At this rate, we will seize cotrol of the entire west side of Pentagram City by day's end!
He begins pushing buttons and activating his weapons!
Sir Pentious: And nothing, no beast or inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!
They begin popping chamagne bottles!
Sir Pentious YES! EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE NAME OF SIR P-
???: EDGELORD!
A girl with one eye cries out to him.
Cherri Bomb (Angel Dust's closest friend! She's a friendly and fun-loving party girl who loves causing chaos! Loves hanging out with Angel Dust! Has a British accent! Voiced by Krystina Albado!)
Sir Pentious: WHAT?! WHOS AID THAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID THEY SAY TO ME?!
Egg Boiz: Boss, down there!
They pointed to Cherri Bomb as she throws a bomb at them, landing right between them and blowing up the ship!
Sir Pentious: AGH!
Cherri Bomb: Looking for a fight, old man?!
She juggled her bombs and threw them!
Cherri Bomb: Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!
One of the Egg Boiz gets crushed as Sir Pentious looks with horror and rage.
Sir Pentious: YOU WANNA GO, MISSY?! I'LL BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE!
Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz bring out their weapons, ready to clash with Cherri Bomb!
At that moment...
???: Good afternoon, I'm KatieKilljoy!
???2: And I'm Tom Trench!
Katie Killjoy (One of the anchors of 666 news! She is a total bitch who loves making others miserable! Abuses the shit out of her co-worker, Tom Trench! Voiced by Brandon Rogers!)
Tom Trench (The nicer of the two anchors of Channel 666 News! He is usually abused by Katie! Known to be kind of perverted! Voiced by Joshua Tomar (The voice of Youpi from Hunter X Hunter!))
Tom: Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side! Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
Katie: That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
They go live to Cherri and Sir Pentious clashing with each other, with Cherri smashing the snake demon's face in!
Tom: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
Katie: (fishing out a tooth and nail) Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!
Tom: And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot!
Katie: HA! You're such a limp-dick jackass, Tom!
She started to pour hot coffee on his crotch.
Tom: ARGH! NOT AGAIN!
Katie: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!
Nearby was the princess of hell herself, and her girlfriend.
Charlie Morningstar (The Princess of Hell! She believes that in every demon is a rainbow! Always tries to see the best in others! Basically, she's a total sweetheart who is more of an angel than a demon! Opened up the Happy Hotel in order to try and help redeem other demons in order to avoid exterminations from Heaven! Voiced by Jill Harris! (The voice of Charlotte Pudding!))
Vaggie (Charlie's girlfriend! She is one of her biggest supporters and is a cautious person! She's very protective of Charlie and is known to carry a spear around her! Very fluent in Spanish! Voiced by Stephanie Beatriz (The voice of Mirabel Magridal from Encanto!))
Vaggie: Okay, you know what to say?
Charlie: Yeah, I'm ready!
Vaggie: Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.
Charlie: Vaggie, I know what to say! I just feel like we need to ... I don't know, make things sound more exciting! What if I si-
Vaggie: Sing a song?
Charlie: YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY?!
Vaggie: Yeah, it's not that hard. I know you too well. Look, don't sing, this is serious!
Charlie: Well, you know that I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!
Her two pets happily munch on donuts right next to her!
Razzle and Dazzle (Charlie's pets! They have the ability to turn into dragons!)
Vaggie: Look, life isn't a musical, Babe.
Charlie: Okay, fine. I have other ideas! The highlighted bits are the best parts!
She showed a paper that was very highlighted.
Vaggie: Wait, all of it is highlighted. Is ... that a drawing?
Charlie: YES! That's the happy ending! Everyone goes to Heaven!
Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Look, just please follow the talking points we went over. AND DON'T SING!
Charlie: FIIIIIINE! (faux British accent) I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!
She walked right over to where Katie and Tom were.
Charlie: (nervously) Hi ... I'm Charlie.
She offered a hand for a handshake as Katie blew smoke into Charlie's face.
Katie: I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away, I don't touch bisexuals. I have standards.
Charlie: Yeah, well ... how's that working out for you?
Katie: Look, time is money, so I'll keep it short. You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffery couldn't make it for the Cannibal Cooking Segment. You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me, I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon wantsto advertise.
Charlie: But I-
Katie grabbed her by the collar.
Katie: So, don't get cute with me Honey, or I WILL FUCKING-
Tom: Katie, we're on the air!
Katie: WHAT?!
Tom: We're on the air!
Katie: (back to friendly) WELCOME BACK! So, Charlotte.
Charlie: It's Charlie.
Katie: Whatever, tell us about this new passion project you've been pestering our news stations about.
Charlie looks amongst a bunch of demons.
Charlie: Well, AHEM! As most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Katie killed a slug with her pen!
Charlie: Yes, Hell is my home and you are my people. We just went through another extermination.
Katie yawns, but Vaggie gives Charlie two thumbs up.
Charlie: We've lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Outside of the studio...
You, Twilight, and Sunset are watching the broadcast.
(Y/N): Wow, what a sweetie!
Sunset: Is she even a demon? Because she's got the heart of an angel.
Twilight: I think it's a good idea. Yes, teaching friendship and encouraging others to go through the right path. I guess you can find some good deep down in hell. Yet again, we have demons in our big family.
(Y/N): Exactly, Twi! Let's go and help her out!
Sunset: Guess this is our adventure then.
You three rushed to the Channel 666 Studio!
Nearby, a man with a microphone watched.
???: Goodness, these three are in for a lot. Yet again, entertainment has drama. This is going to be very fun.
He smiled a big smile as he followed you three.
At the studio...
Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!
Cameraman: Stupid bi-
Vaggie punched the shit out of the Cameraman!
Charlie: Look, very single one of you has something good deep down inside! I know you do! Maybe I should-
Vaggie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
https://youtu.be/ZWrM-eDxTas
Play from 1:13-2:59...
Everyone began to burst into laughter! Even some booed at Charlie!
Katie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good just because?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charlie: Yeah, well we have a patron already! He believes in our cause because of his progress!
Katie: Oh, who is that?
Charlie: Just a little someone named Angel Dust!
Tom: The Pron Star?
Katie: You fucking would, Tom! In any case, that's not even an accomplishment! I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube!
Charlie: Well, I beg to differ. He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two whole weeks n-
News Staff: We interrupt this program with breaking news!
Katie shoved Charlie aside!
Katie: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The feed showed Angel Dust assisting Cherri in the fight with Sir Pentious!
Charlie: Oh ... shit.
Angel Dust: HAHAHAHAHA! I'M A BAD PERSON!
Katie: Oh shit indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than (feigning a gasp) porn actor, Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now.
Katie and Tom: (jazz hands) Ratings!
Charlie: NO! NO! NO NO! DON'T LOOK!
Charlie was trying her best to cover it up.
Katie: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?
Charlie:
https://youtu.be/GDqu7OMqVb8
Everyone stopped lauhging as Katie's smile turned into a big massive frown. She clenched her teeth in anger, her eyes flared with fury! She bore her claws out at Charlie as Tom was horrified and sympathetic for what was about to happen to Charlie!
Charlie: Uh ... hahahahaha. Oops.
She put the pen back down as Tom ran as fast as he could, right past you.
(Y/N): Hey, what the?!
You, Twilight, and Sunset saw Katie going into her demon form with giant spider-legs, looming over Charlie!
(Y/N): CRAP! GIRLS!
(Y/N), Twilight, and Sunset: OVERSOUL!
You all charged to save Charlie!
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