Boz!
Yoh and Tamao had just got done with shopping for groceries.
Tamao: Wow, I didn't think that in such a short period of time, the price of mushrooms would rise so dramatically. You have to consider the change in seasons, so doing business is going to be harder. I'm really sorry, Lord Yoh, for asking you to come along with me.
Yoh: That's fine, I hope (Y/N) knows what he's going to do.
Tamao: Really, I'm fine with doing chores, I'm used to it. Besides, walking with Lord Yoh, makes me feel-
Yoh: What's up, Tamao?
Tamao: AGH! N-NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! The Shaman Fight's next round is a month from now. It's so wasteful to use such precious time to go with me.
Yoh: It doesn't matter, because to me, spending time with my friends is the most important thing.
Tamao: Lord Yoh.
The two were about to take a shortcut through a shrine to get back to the inn.
Tamao: I know how you feel, Lord Yoh.
Ponchi: HEY! TAMAO!
Ponchi and Conchi appeared.
Ponchi: Man, were you two about to kiss or something?
Conchi: Still so young, Tamao, fleeting youth is unbecoming of you.
Yoh: HEY! Tamao, let's hurry or Anna will kill us!
Tamao: Right! Sorry Lord Yoh! Why do you two have to come here now?
Ponchi: Well, it's rare for us to come and give you news.
Conchi: Yeah.
Tamao: What news?
Ponchi: Well, why don't you show us your-
She hit them both!
Ponchi: I WAS KIDDING!
Conchi: You're just a kid after all. Well, these weirdos have been following you all day.
Tamao: Weirdos?
A car drove up, and it looked like a shrine!
Ponchi and Conchi: Too late.
Yoh: TAMAO! DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU SEE A HEARSE, YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR THUMB IN OR ELSE YOUR FATHER WILL DIE?!
Tamao: LORD YOH! I-
???: HEY! STOP IGNORING US!
???2: YOU MADE MY BRO MAD! STOP IGNORING US!
Loud music erupted from the car!
Yoh: AGH! THIS NOISE!
Out from the car burst two monks, one had a staff like Miroku's which was also a microphone, and the other had a shamisen on him!
???: WE'RE THE CHORAL MONKS, THE BO BROS!
???2: THE BUDDHIST PREACHING DUO OF HEARSAY!
Boz (Ryo Sugimoto and Zen Yoneda! These two monks have a dream to become professional rockstars! Very eccentric and rock-loving! Ryo is the one with the black hair, and Zen is the one with the blonde hair! Ryo is voiced by Greg Abbey (The Voice of Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh!), and Zen is voiced by Marc Thompson (Who voices Duke from Yu-Gi-Oh!))
Yoh, Tamao, Ponchi, and Conchi just stared at them with confusion.
Yoh: What are you guys up to?
Tamao: If you want us to pay you, we don't have any money right now.
Ponchi and Conchi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHORAL MONKS?! WHAT IDIOTS!
Ryo: He,y Bro, there are actually people who don't know about us.
Zen: They'll probably remember if they listen to our song.
They began to play their song!
https://youtu.be/tJrZ1JkCRe0
Suddenly Ponchi and Conchi ascended to heaven!
Yoh: HEY! THIS IS LIKE WHEN I SENT AMIDAMARU TO HEAVEN BY ACCIDENT!
Tamao: PONCHI AND CONCHI!
Yoh: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ryo: HEHEHEHE! We are the Boz Bros! And it's our duty to send to haven all those unearthly spirits who wander this earth!
Zen: To achieve our dream, we need greater power!
Ryo: That's why we will win the Shaman Fight!
Zen: Now get ready for-
Boz: OUR LATEST MASTER PIECE!
They summoned a bunch of strange creatures!
Yoh: AGH! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!
Tamao: LORD YOH! THOSE ARE CHIMI-MORYOU! THEY ARE WANDERING SPIRITS THAT HAVE FORGOTTEN THEIR FORM!
They began to crowd on Yoh!
Yoh: THEY'RE OVERSOULS?! DAMN IT! GET OFF!
That's when Zen pulled out a tablet and-
Amidamaru: LORD YOH!
They sucked Amidamaru inside!
Yoh: AMIDAMARU!
Ryo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amidamaru: LORD YOH! HELP M-
Zen: SHUT UP YOU STUPID SAMURAI!
Yoh: BASTARDS! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Ryo: Pointless.
Zen: You can't win!
Ryo and Zen: A SHAMAN WITHOUT AN OVERSOUL IS LIKE A SHOPPING CART WITH A BROKEN WHEEL!
The Chimi-Moryou pinned Yoh down!
Tamao: LORD YOH!
Yoh: NO! TAMAO! DON'T! I'll win! Don't you worry!
Ryo: Win? Like that? You can't beat our Chimi-Moryou!
Zen: I guess we'll just be taking this samurai with us. See ya!
Yoh: HOW DARE YOU! LET MY FRIEND GO!
Yoh screamed as he overpowered the Chimi-Moryou!
Tamao: LORD YOH?!
The Chimi-Moryou transformed into tiny pebbles.
Yoh: YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN!
Zen: HE DEFEATED THE CHIMI-MORYOU?!
Ryo: WHO IS THIS GUY?!
Zen: COME ON BRO! WE CAN WIN! LET'S USE OUR ULTIMATE OVERSOUL!
Ryo: RIGHT!
Boz: FUNCTION CHIMICHIMIMORYOU!
They shot out more Chimi-Moryou at top speed!
Yoh: SCREW YOUR STUPID CHIMI-MORYOU!
As Yoh was ready to face them, they got cut to pieces!
Yoh: (Y/N)!
???: Not quite, Chief.
Ryu appeared!
Yoh: RYU?!
Tamao: What are you doing here?
Ryu: (smoking a cigarette) Just helping out my friends of course. I'm a Shaman now, ready to keep up with the Boss of course! Now, Chief Yoh, just watch and see what I've got.
Zen: STUPID POMPADOUR!
Ryo: JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Ryu: Like hell I will! You hurt the Chief! So, I'll show you how small time you are!
Ryo: WE'RE NOT SMALL TIME!
Zen: WE ARE THE BOZ BROS! AND WE ARE-
Ryu: TOKAGERO! LET'S GO!
Tokagero appeared!
Tokagero: YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF WIMPS!
He manifested into Ryu's wooden sword and became a massive blade, and Ryu slashed their car shrine in half!
Ryo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Zen: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Boz: LORD HAO! WE'RE SORRY!
They ran off in a hurry.
Yoh: Hao?
Much later...
They returned back to the inn.
(Y/N): RYU?!
Twilight: YOU'RE A SHAMAN NOW?!
Ryu: Yep!
He revealed his Oracle Bell.
Ryu: I'm part of the Shaman Fight too! I was training at Chief Yoh's Grandpa's place for a while! I got this sweet Oracle Bell from some guy named Silva.
Yang: Cool guy, really cool guy.
Ryu: That's right! I'm an official member of Team (Y/N)!
Ruby: AWW! He looks so happy!
Medaka: Yes, Ryu is a true friend. Though, who's the bandit?
Tokagero: I'M THE FEARSOME TOKAGERO! FEAR ME!
(Y/N): Hey there, Tokagero.
Tokagero: (Y/N)! MY MAN!
Weiss: HE'S TALKING TO (Y/N) AS IF THEY ARE OLD FRIENDS!
(Y/N): Yeah, Tokagero and I are pals. He's actually not that bad for a bandit. He's had it hard. I'm still surprised you two partnered up.
Tokagero: I'm sure you want to know what happened. I was swearing to defeat Amidamaru, so I could rest in peace.
Horohoro: Looks lame.
Tokagero: LAME?!
Manta: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO STILL DOING HERE?!
Pirica: Well, my brother says he considers himself a part of your crew, so I go where he goes.
Ruby: I'm fine with that!
Yang: Yeah, Piricia and Kororo are too cute, and Horo, he's a cool guy.
Sunset: But, this Hao that the monks mentioned ... Najimi mentioned him too.
Pinkie: He must be this arc's main antagonist then. Those two were a few of his henchmen.
Rainbow: Pinkie, are you talking crazy again?
Pinkie: Maybe. But you know me, I like to mix it up, keep you guys on your toes.
(Y/N): Either way, we're glad to have you here, Ryu!
Ryu: (crying) OH BOSS! YOU'RE TOO KIND! I'll find my best place for sure with you all around!
Anna: Now then, let's all get to training!
(Y/N): You heard Anna, we'll train hard so we won't lose to this Hao guy!
Twilight: Uh, Anna, how hard are you going to-
Anna: Just because we're all in the same group, doesn't mean I will go easy on you.
Rainbow: Well, shit.
Yang: Like I said, she's basically like Bisky, except not an old hag.
Weiss: If you keep saying that, the moment we see her again, she'll beat you to near death.
Meanwhile...
Ren and Bason boarded a train for China.
Bason: At last, it's time to go back to China, Master Ren.
Ren: Bason, I'm thinking, be quiet.
Bason: My apologies.
Ren: I'm going to sever ties with my father, no matter what.
Old Lady: Excuse me, Young Man, you seem upset. Why don't you have a Peach Bun?
She offered him some food.
Ren: P-Peach Bun?
Bason: OH NO! Master Ren is not in a good mood, I can't let him-
Ren took the bun and ate it.
Ren: Thank you, it's delicious.
Old Lady: How sweet.
Soon..
Bason: What was that?! I didn't think you would accept a Peaech Bun! What is going on in your head?!
Ren: You know Bason, humans are worth fighting for.
Bason: What?
Ren: I used to hate them all. And I wanted to become the Shaman King to dominate them, but ... when (Y/N) saved me, and when his friends were accepting of me, I think I can see it. There's a lot of good ones out there worth fighting for.
Bason: Oh that's happy news!
Ren: I know, but I've also hurt people, and-
He flashed back to when he killed Chrom.
Ren: I killed a man in cold blood, and I wasn't myself. Even if I die, there's no excuse for what I did. If I'm going to become the Shaman King, I have to confront my father!
Bason: You're serious about this?
Ren: The only thing I can do now, is to destroy the cycle of hatred.
Soon...
Ren changed his attire as he rode on his horse to the Tao Family Manor!
Ren: Well, looks like the welcoming committe is here.
100 million Jiang Shi awaited Ren!
Ren: LET'S GO BASON!
He charged towards them as he merged Bason with his spear!
Ren: BASON GOLDEN PUNCH!
Bason was wiping them all out with Ren riding on his horse straight to the manor!
Ren: THIS IS NOTHING! IF FATHER REALLY THINKS I WILL LOSE TO THESE PATHETIC THINGS, THEN HE IS GRAVELY MISTAKEN! FATHER! I'M COMING FOR YOU!
???: Hello there, Ren, I see you have become quite the strapping young man!
A massive giant appeared!
Tao En (Ren's father! He is a vile and evil man who forced his philosophy onto Ren as a baby! He believes that all humans are scum and should die! He only looks after himself, and forcefully married his own relative in order to gain power over the main family! Voiced by Richard Epcar!)
Ren: FATHER?! Where the hell did he come from?!
En: Come here, let Papa give you a pat on the head!
He slammed Ren straight into a wall, with him barreling through so many Jiang-Shi!
Bason: MASTER REN!
Bason caught Ren just in time!
Ren: Quite the welcome! Monster! How come I didn't even see him? It's been a while, Tao En!
En: Now, now, how can you call your father by his first name?
Ren: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A FATHER TO ME FOR ALL MY LIFE!
En: How ungrateful. I even left you this entire army of Jiang-Shi for you.
The remaining 50 million got up.
En: It seems that you are very ungrateful. First your sister, and now you rebel against me.
Ren: WHAT?! YOU BASTARD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO JUN?!
En: Oh, nothing really. I tortured her and put her in the dungeon when it seemed that she fell in love with your sworn enemy. She knew what would happen if she went against me.
He snapped his fingers and two servants revealed Pairon's head!
En: Li Pairon, such a weak Jiang-Shi. He couldn't do a thing against me.
Ren: PAIRON!
En: He attacked me to save Jun. They really bonded I assume. In the traditions of the Tao Family, there is no acceptance for such emotions. Humans divide themselves over insignificant beliefs of good and evil. Such a waste of time, in this world, the winner is the righteous one, and the loser is the wicked one. As one of the Tao Family, the only thought in your mind should be victory. Jun however, disgraced our family.
Two Jiang-Shi threw Jun to the ground!
She was bloodied, beaten, barefoot, and coughing up blood.
Jun: Ren ... is that ... you? I'm so- BLEGH!
She fell down as blood came out of her mouth!
Ren: JUN!
Ren took a step, but En stopped him!
En: You will go no further. If you are aiming to set her free, then you will suffer the same punishment.
Ren: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU MONSTER! I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Ren gripped onto his spear and-
Ren: GOLDEN VORPAL DANCE!!!
Jun: REN! STOP!
As he attacked En, he grabbed Ren and slammed him down, instantly defeating him!
Jun: REN!
En: I have already warned you before. Straying has blinded you from the truth, my stupid son.
Back with Team (Y/N) ...
Pyrrha: AGH!
Weiss: Pyrrha?
AJ: What's up, Sugarcube?
Pyrrha: It's-
Bason appeared!
Bason: PLEASE! PLEASE! YOU MUST SAVE MASTER REN!
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