All of you faced Walter, now much younger and different. 

Alucard: Walter! How you doing buddy? You look... moisturized? You get some work done?

Walter: I have been seeing a doctor, and he's administered a rather unorthodox treatment. 

(Y/N): Let me guess, vampire DNA? 

Walter: It was a spa day. A deep tissue massage and a face mask...of vampire DNA.

Alucard: PFT! If you wanted one of those you could have just asked me. 

Weiss: No, Alucard. 

Integra: Walter. 

Walter: Ma'am. 

Integra: I'm saying this out of courtesy. If you've betrayed us, I will personally mount your head over a urinal in our men's room.

Seras: That explains the third floor restrooms! Which are now... currently in the first floor restrooms.

Yang: That is still a very big thing to get over. 

Alucard:  Now, now now. Before we start throwing around words, like "betrayal" or "cucked", let's let Walter explain himself.

Walter: I'm betraying you. 

Alucard: AW YOU CUCK! 

Ruby: YEAH! WHAT THE HECK, WALTER?! NOT COOL! 

Integra: After all these years, you're stabbing us in the back! And for what?!

Walter: I'm just doing my job, ma'am. What you fail to understand is that I am a butler second... and a vampire hunter first.

Yumi: Omae wa dochira mou inai! 

Yumi and Heinkel were ready to attack, but you got in front of them. 

(Y/N): STOP! Don't throw your lives away! Not even Anderson would want that. 

Heinkel: Move, we won't- 

(Y/N): We'll handle this. You guys did your part. So let us, do ours. Besides, I can't let two beautiful girls die. 

Both Yumi and Heinkel blushed. 

Yumi: Heinkel, I ... I ... think ... I ... like him. 

Heinkel: Me ... too. He's ... cute. 

Priest: So, you two are bisexual? 

Heinkel:  Zhe bible says a Man should not lay with another MAN as he vould a voman.

Priests: OH! That makes sense! 

Walter: Now with the chaff out of the way, how about we finish what we started fifty years ago?

Alucard: Hold that thought Walter. Integra. I want to hear you say it. I... NEED... to hear it.

Integra: FUCK HIM IN THE VAGINA! 

Alucard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Alright, but I'm going to have to make one! 

Blake: (ears twitching) STEP BACK! 

The Major's Zeppelin appars! 

Major: Hold on a moment. Ze frauleins might want to take a step back! You're in zhe splash zone!

Alucard: Ya, I'm getting balls like a Smurf here!

You soon joined up as the door opens with Schrodinger appearing. 

Yang: It's the Cat Boy! 

Schrodinger: Come along Ladies and Gentleman. Let's let the boys have zheir fun! 

(Y/N): Come on Seras. 

Alucard: Go with them, Seras, Daddy's got work to do. 

Seras: Am I your child in this scenario?

Alucard: Seras, our group relationship can best be summarized as tags on PornHub. Now go.

Weiss: NOT INTERESTED! 

Seras: Fine, Dad. And to you, Walter C. Dornez... thank you for the cannon.

Walter: And thank you for your service... Seras Victoria.

Seras: You're still a right bellend though. 

Schrodinger: Everyone aboard the SS Schutzstaffel, or as ve like to call it, the SS SS-

You punched Schrodinger's face in. 

(Y/N): SHUT IT, NAZI CAT BOY! 

Alucard: So, how are we gonna do this? You gonna come at me? Should I come at you? Should we come together? Ooh, at the same time?

The two stared at each other for quite a while. 

Alucard: 

https://youtu.be/hmMaDI-ykvE

The two charged at each other as Walter's garotte wires rip apart Alucard's arm! 

Alucard: Okay, at least make a joke about getting a HAAAAANDDDYYYY!!!!

Walter goes for the legs and drags Alucard across several buildings. 

Alucard: I feel like we're not on the same wavelength!!!

Walter: Hmm. Not inaccurate.

Alucard: Shiiit!

He then summoned his demon dog! 

Alucard: Hey, you ever heard of UPDOG?

The former butler swung his wires over and over, cuting apart the dog! 

Walter: Not much, how about you? 

Alucard: First, you kill my dog, then you anti my fucking joke?

He tries to blast Walter with his gun, but it blows up! 

Alucard: AGH! FUCK! 

Walter: Wire you getting so upset? 

Alucard: Okay. I know it's filthy rich coming from me, but your powers are bullshit!

From the mass of souls, Luke Valentine crawls out. 

The Major and the Doctor watch from the SS Schutzstaffel's monitor! 

Major: old on is zhat... Oh, I know it, I know it... didn't we send him on a mission?

Doctor: That's one of the Valentines. 

Major: Ah, the funny one who swore a lot!

Doctor: Nein, that was his brother. 

Luke: I-I'm alive?! Seems like things are Luke-ing up for this Valentine-

Walter immediately kills Luke! 

Major: Oh, it was Luke! 

Doctor: Yes. 

Walter: Time to put this dog on a leash. 

Alucard: No Mama, he was my dog. I'll do it. 

Alucard put the dog out of its misery! 

Walter: I'm sure you're wondering why I went through all of this.... Why I abandoned my home and duty... just to kill you.

Alucard: It's because you want to fuck me. 

Walter cuts off all of Alucard's limbs, leaving him as a limbless torso. 

Back on the SS Schutzstaffel ... 

You, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Seras are cutting apart all the Nazi Soldiers in the way, all while protecting Integra! 

They had their jaws dislocated and limbs torn off, heads decapitated, faces shoved with garlic, burned with light magic, and impaled with weapons and wooden stakes! 

Nazi Soldier: You seems so angry, but you'd be so much prettier, if you smiled more.

You killed him as he smiled. 

(Y/N): Crazy fucker! 

Integra: These fools die with a smile on their face. Their religion is death and carnage. A cult of nihilism.

Yang: Again, they're fucking Nazis! That's their schitck! 

Seras: Someone needs to be their fucking Kool-aid! 

Major: (over the intercom) Fun Fact: in Jonestown it was actually mostly Flavor Aid, A less popular competing brand. Let me assure you though, we are not here for cyanide und valium. Ve are here.. for glory!

(Y/N): Oh no, he's going to give a speech. 

Major: After the var, ve vere ousted und scorned.  Nuremberg REALLY wanted to settle the score there. We lost our purpose, but worse, we lost our chance at za one true gift that could be awarded men like us.. a true gloryful death. Vithout glory our deaths would be meaningless. So in zis towering vall of civilization of peace und stagnation.. we had to break through! Little by little we carved away und finally! We could see our glory on zhe other side! There with vicious steel und crimson heart stood Hellsing! So danke schön, dear frauleins and gentleman for finally giving us the happy ending we so desperately craved. From our majestic glory hole.

Weiss: Still not earning sympathy you damn Nazi Bastard. 

That's when the Captain walked in. 

(Y/N): Hey, it's that guy! The strong and silent one! 

Integra: (Y/N), how about we find if our swords will fit in the Major's glory hole? 

(Y/N): Oh sounds good! Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Seras, why don't you send this Nazi Bastard to join the rest of his anti-Seminist comrades? 

Yang: Fuck yeah we will! 

Ruby: We got him. 

Integra: Very well then. 

But as Integra was going to smoke, the Captain shoots his head and points to a "No Smoking" sign. 

Integra: Fucking... Nazis about everything!

(Y/N): Yeah, well, they're Nazis. 

You both walked off, leaving the others to deal with the Captain. 

He pulled out two long barrel pistols. 

Seras: Guess we're doing this. 

Ruby: GUN-MODE! 

All of them fired at the Captain over and over, and then he hit Seras! 

Seras: ARGH! DID YOU JUST SHOOT ME WITH A- ARGH! MOTHERFUCKER! 

She slashed at him as he dodged, and then threw off his coat! 

Ruby: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! RASENGAN!!! 

Ruby used Steel Balls and Spin to form a very powerful Rasengan to hit the Captain, but he made himself tangible! 

Girls: HUH?! 

https://youtu.be/7bt6uR2nwWA

He then transformed into- 

Ruby: He's a- 

Weiss: Oh come on! 

Blake: That's what he is- 

Yang: A Nazi- 

Seras: FUCKING WEREWOLF?! 

He knocked them all down a floor. 

Seras: ARGH! (Y/N) was right, this is so much worse! 

Ruby: No kidding! 

Yang: I'd call him a wolf in sheep's clothing, but ... he's dressed ilke a Nazi ... so ... you know. Either way, let's put Kibbles and Bitch down! 

Blake: Geez. 

They all attacked him with all they had, but he made himself intangible again and dodged! 

Weiss: This isn't helping! He's just going to keep making himself intangible! 

Ruby: Wait, I think you kill a Werewolf with a silver bullet! 

Seras: Ugh, that's a shame. I left all me silver bullets back home. Literally.

Blake looked around and saw a silver tooth. 

Blake: Looks like I found our way. Though, it's kind of gross. 

She grabbed the tooth. 

Seras: Oh my God. 

Blake: This must be the bank of the Schutzstaffel. 

Weiss: As to be expected of the Nazis. They plundered for everything they could get their hands on. 

Yang: Oh, we're taking all of this with us! 

Ruby: Yang, I don't think- 

Yang: It's old treasure! Besides, we're stealing from Nazis! 

Ruby: Oh, yeah, that makes it much cooler! Either way, we just need to ram this into his heart! 

Seras: Then it's time I showed this "Nazi Werewolf in London" where he can stick it!

Seras attacked the Captain over and over, as he pinned her down! 

Seras: Sorry, this Red Riding Hood bites back! 

She bit him as Team RWBY used their strength, shadows, and ice to hold him in place and then Ruby aimed the silver tooth using Crescent Rose's Gun Mode! 

Ruby: Sorry about this Big Bad Wolf! TIME TO HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOU DOWN! 

She fired it right into his heart, finally putting him down. 

Yang: Hey, you made a one-liner! 

Yang hugged and kissed Ruby on the cheek! 

Yang: That's my little sister! 

Ruby: Seras had one for Red Riding Hood, so ... I had to improvise. 

Weiss: Well, that's one problem solved. Now, we just need to catch up with (Y/N) and Integra. 

Outside... 

Walter impaled Alucard with a metal rod. 

Alucard: After all these years you finally get to stick it in me... and you put it in the wrong hole.

He escaped and began to transform! 

Walter fell back as he got younger! 

Alucard:  Oh look at you. You've gone from Daddy to daddy~ and all because you wanted this! And here it is folks! The return of...

Walter: BITE YOUR FUCKING TONGUE! 

Alucard: Jolly-Wally! Oh, how many years has it been?

Walter: Fuck you, that nickname was never clever!

Alucard: Oh Jolly-Wally doesn't like his nickname? Jolly-Wally's being a sad lad!

Walter: FUCK! 

Alucard: Ah, but if only we have the opportunity! Could have avoided all the sexual tension and treachery.

Walter: Excuse me? 

Alucard: Please, we both know the reason you sold your soul was because you never got to hear: (girly voice) Ahn! Walter-san! Daisuki Desu! 

Walter: Cut it out. 

Alucard: That's right, it's a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass! Am I.. moe enough for you?

Walter: Why can't you take this seriously?!

Alucard: Because that's what you want! And I'm not going to give it to you! That or my pussy. But really you're dodging a bullet there.... rows of teeth.

Walter: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Alucard: Like a shark.

Walter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!