Tiny Tiger!


Team RWBY were warped to the Great Wall of China!

Ruby: Hey! This is cool!

Yang: Wow, we're way up high. This is actually pretty nice. I wonder what the others got.

Blake: Probably something dangeorus.

Meanwhile...

You and Crash were exploring an Egyptian Tomb.

(Y/N): Seriously, I'm always ending up in Egypt one way or another! Hey, Atem, if you can still hear me, I've been visiting your country way too much at this point! So, any divine protection would be nice! Also, Anubis is a dick!

Crash scratched his head in confusion.

(Y/N): Don't think too much on it Crash. You'd only get a headache.

Inside the temple...

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You and Crash were sliding over arrow traps that were shooting out of the walls, and also mummies that were trying to pull you both into their sarcophagi.

Crash: (gibberish about Egyptian hieroglyphics.)

(Y/N): Yeah, some of them can be confusing. I tried learning about it when I first went to Egypt, but ... I was a bit on edge because assassins were after my group and me.

Then you both saw a relic nearby, and Crash tried to grab it, but you stopped him.

(Y/N): Wait, this could be a trap.

You approached the relic, and then pulled out a bag of sand and began to measure the weight as Crash chewed on his fingernails.

Then you steadily switched them around, and Crash sighed with relief.

(Y/N): Good, let's get to the warp and back to the Time Twister!

But ...

As soon as you and Crash stepped in, you both were shot into Ancient Rome!

(Y/N): ROME?!

It was the Colosseum!

(Y/N): Man, this brings back memories of when I was with Giorno and the Gang!

???: YOU!! YOU HAVE CRYSTALS AND GEMS!!! GIVE THEM!

A giant muscular tiger appeared!

(Y/N): Hey Tony.

Tiny Tiger (One of Cortex's minions! He's a mutant tiger with a bad attitude! He hates everyone and everything, but has a good heart nonetheless!)

Crash was just sniffing his armpit.

Tiny: YOU CRASH!! You made a fool out of Tiny! But Tiny pay you back!

(Y/N): Crash, what did you do to him?

Crash started doing movements explaining what happened.

(Y/N): Oh, wow, this guy's an idiot.

Tiny: WHAT?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?! TINY IS SMART!!

(Y/N): Okay then, try and hit me.

Tiny tried to claw you apart, but you easily got out of the way.

(Y/N): Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?

He tried to hit you, but your glasses produced boxing gloves and hit him!

Tiny: AAAAAAARGH!!

As he charged at you, he fell into a hole!

(Y/N): Hey there!

Tiny: What is this?! Where did you take Tiny?!

(Y/N): Welcome to- (Y/N) WORLD!!!

Tiny: Say what?!

He saw a world filled with your faces!

Tiny: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

(Y/N): (with multiple faces) THIS IS GOING ON!!

You and your faces exploding with giant pies flying into Tiny's face!

Tiny: AAAARGH!! TINY IS BLIND!!!

(Y/N): And that's just the beginning!

Soon...

Tiny emerged back in the Colosseum, totally beaten up.

(Y/N): Guess some people aren't ready for that much craziness. Oh well! Wiggin can put too much on someone's mind!

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