Stone Wars (Part 2!!)


Nikki: Okay, Senku, Gen, listen up! About your grand plan to flip Tsukasa's people with Lillian's song, it's not a bad idea, but 55 points for your Lillian impression! 

Gen: H-Harsh grading, ma'am! 

(Y/N): Never ignore a megafan's feedback. Nikki, can we trust you to help them work on it? 

Nikki: Of course! 

Gen: This is going to be rutal-bay, isn't it? 

Sci-Twi: Anything you want to let us know of Nikki? 

Nikki: Ukyo is a big problem. If you play the song over and over, let's just say it won't be music to his ears. Even if you're over the phone, it'll be hard to fool him. 

Sci-Twi: So, he's that smart. 

Taiju: Actually, why don't we not play the song over and over then? 

Weiss: Taiju ... that's ... it ... that- 

Yuzuriha: I think it's great! Instead of flipping people one at a time, we wait until Ukyo's distracted, and gather everyone here! 

Nikki: Taiju, you're simple mind figured it out! 

Ruby: Who is this Ukyo anyway? 

Gen: His full name is Ukyo Saionji. He was a sonar operator on a submarine. His hearing is as good as Blake's. 

Yang: Wait, if Hyoga and Homura are like anti-Rubies, and Nikki is like an anti-me, doesn't that make this Ukyo guy- 

(Y/N): Yes, like an anti-Blake. Tsukasa is recruiting people to match up with us. Like if ... oh god, he's the anti-me. And Ukyo was the one who had Chrome and Magma pinned down! 

Meanwhile... 

Magma: CHROME! I WILL AVENGE YOU! 

Chrome: I DIDN'T EVEN GET SHOT ONCE! 

Chrome had an arrow sticking out of the fur on his coat, which he pulled out! 

Magma: See? You're still alive! I was sure we'd lost you when you forced up, though. 

Chrome: You're one to talk! You thought I died, and you freaked out! 

Magma: Well, it doesn't matter, because thanks to you, I know where Ukyo is! I'LL TAKE HIM DOWN! 

Magma went charging with his axe! 

Chrome: DUMBASS! STOP! 

Magma found himself in smoke. 

Magma: WHERE IS HE?! I can't see a thing! 

Chrome: Shit, he's using our smoke screen to his advantage. This guy is baaad news! Wait ... if he can shoot at me from any angle, Ukyo must have a solid grasp of my exact coordinates. He's not trying to kill us! He just wants to capture and interrogate us! 

With that, Chrome removed his underwear and constructed a white flag. 

Chrome: WHITE FLAG! SEE THE WHITE FLAG?! 

Ukyo appeared behind him. 

Ukyo: Don't move. 

Chrome: Crap. 

And so... 

Chrome was tied up and Ukyo was dragging him back to the base. 

Magma noticed them. 

Magma: (Y/N) is going to kill me. 

After a while, Ukyo cut Chrome free. 

Ukyo: HA! Sorry about that, I know you have no intention of running. I mean, why would you raise a white flag if you're going to run. Well, you did it to let them escape. Your muscle-bound friend and the one that got away, right? Once the smoke cleared, I would have shot down the big guy. Smart choice given your situation. 

Chrome: Well thanks, I- 

He shut up and began to whistle. 

After a while Chrome stood before Tsukasa. 

Chrome: Well, Tsukasa, I presume. I'm Chrome, and I'm a scientist from Ishigami Village. 

Meanwhile... 

Magma ran into the Kingdom of Science! 

Magma: BAD NEWS!!! 

Ruby: Magma! You're okay! 

He collapsed. 

Magma: Need... water. 

Yang: Hey, can someone get him some water? 

Some villagers came with water and Magma drank up! 

Magma: Okay, so ... don't get angry for this ... but Chrome has been captured by Tsukasa's guys. 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

You were shaking with intense anger, and then you took a deep breath. 

(Y/N): Magma. Come here. 

Magma gulped with fear as he approached you. 

(Y/N): We need to have a talk. 

You grabbed him by the ear and dragged him off. 

Kohaku: Uh ... what is (Y/N) going to do? 

Kinro and Ginro: (shaking) Something very painful. 

(Y/N): YOU GOD DAMN MUSCLE BRAINED DUMBASS! 

Magma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Everyone heard the sounds of punching and bones breaking! 

(Y/N): Don't run! DON'T RUN, I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!! 

Magma: SOMEONE HELP ME! 

Kokuyo: (Y/N) won't kill Magma, will he? 

Blake: No, he'll heal him after this. 

10 minutes later... 

Magma was back, all shaken up. 

Magma: Again, I'm sorry. 

(Y/N): That's a good boy. Okay, now- 

Kohaku: LET'S GO AND SAVE CHROME! 

Kohaku was about to take off! 

Suika: AGH! KOHAKU IS GOING ALONE! 

Kokuyo: SOMEONE STOP HER BEFORE SHE GETS HERSELF KILLED! 

Ginro: We can't keep up with her at her spe- 

Yang: GET BACK HERE, GORILLA! 

Kohaku ran straight to Yang! 

Kohaku: I AM NOT A GORILLA!!! 

Yang: Heh, works every time. 

Turquoise: Kohaku, don't be foolish. What can you hope to achieve going into Tsukasa's territory by yourself? 

Kohaku: I'm not going to abandon Chrome! 

(Y/N): We're not going to abandon him! We're going to get him back! But we got to be smart about this. Time to fully mobilize! 

Senku: That's right, since Homura's scouting days are over, there's no reason to wait any longer. 

Ruby: So, what's the plan then, Senku? 

Much later... 

You guys brought all the resources over. 

Gen: These are every last science resource. 

Senku: We're ten billion percent sure to lose without this stuff. 

Kinro: What are we going to do with this? 

Senku: WE'RE MAKING A CAR!! GET EXCITED, EVERYONE! 

Gen: ERIOUSLY-SAY?!?! 

Weiss: We just made a cell phone, and now we're making a car?! 

Sci-Twi: It can be done. Watch. 

Sci-Twi drew down the map. 

A few minutes later, Senku and Sci-Twi had drawn so many sketches. 

Kaseki: What are these blueprints for? 

Suika: They're making my head spin! 

Senku: We are making a car after all. Just picture it basically a mega version of a mini-model 4WD Kit! ANd the parts are ten billion time smore primitive than what I needed for all those rockets I made growing up. 

You all went to the water wheel and inserted a big candle into it! 

(Y/N): Kaseki! 

Kaseki constructed some parts! 

Gen: What's that made out of? 

Sci-Twi: Beeswax. 

Senku: The waterwheel provides a lathe, so we can cut while things spin! It allows for intricate parts. 

Gen: Isn't wax a rather fragile ingredient, though? 

At the same time... 

Yang, Kohaku, and Magma lifted the stove. 

Suika: Hey, that's the nice stove! What's it for? 

Ruby: We don't really need it, spring's coming soon. 

Magma: Senku and Sci-Twi said they need it, so we're bringing it. 

Kohaku: Senku said, "Convenient, huh? Science's all about recycling. And with a grin. 

Yang: Heh, that sounds just like him. Classic Senku. 

Much later... 

Sci-Twi: So, the stove is going to be the automobile. 

Senku: And the neck-swing engine's as simple as can be. Just boil up some water on the stove, and- 

The two then explained the process to Kaseki and he got pumped up! 

(Y/N): You guys are getting way too excited about this. 

Senku: Don't worry about it, put yourself in Tsukasa's army's perspective. To them, Chrome's just some lowly wimp of a villager. They'll keep him locked up safe and sound. He's fine as long as he doesn't blab. 

Kohaku: HELLO! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHROME HERE! 

(Y/N): SHIT! LET'S HURRY UP! COME ON GUYS, HOP TO IT! 

Everyone: YES (Y/N)! 

Meanwhile, at the Empire of Strength... 

Chrome stood before Tsukasa and Hyoga. 

Tsukasa: Chrome, I must know, why do you call yourself a scientist? Surely, Senku explained our situation. I'd expect you to be in fear for your life. 

Chrome: I get it! Tsukasa, you're the jerk who wants to erase science for good! That's why I've come here to teach you a lesson about how awesome science is! Open up those ears! First is rainbow flame reactions! And- 

Chrome was dangling over a ridge with Hyoga holding him by his hood. 

Chrome: I fucked up! I FUCKED UP BAD! I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH RAMEN AND COTTON CANDY!! 

Hyoga: Now, why don't you tell us the real reason you came here, Chrome? That is, if you don't mind dropping to your death. 

Chrome: Okay Chrome, don't talk abou the cell phone! 

Tsukasa: Listen, I'm not rejecting scientific civilization. We're already using fire and tools here. Even those are wonderful applications of science. But progress has to be halted. The rulers of the old world had vested interests in using weapons of science to commit vile acts. Not that you would know of course. (Y/N), Senku, and their friends are seeking to defile it. 

Hyoga: Why don't you join us then? 

Tsukasa: All you have to do is hand Senku over to us, and you can have your flame reactions and other science. I also guarantee that the villagers will live. 

Chrome: Sure, we have a deal. Better than dying, r- HA! PSYCHE! I'LL NEVER RAT MY FRIENDS OUT! JUST KILL ME! 

Hyoga: Alright, you asked for it. 

He dropped Chrome, only for Ukyo to shoot an arrow and pin Chrome to a branch! 

Tsukasa: No sense in badgering him any longer. He's too loyal. 

He ripped the tree out as a bridge. 

Hyoga: Perhaps we cna guess as to why he came? Ukyo, where did you find him? 

Ukyo: near the infamous Miracle Fluid Cave. Chrome seemed to be scouting on his own. I think he's after the Nitric Acid! 

Chrome: Why is Ukyo lying to help me? Is he planning on betraying Tsukasa or something? 

Back at the Kingdom of Science... 

(Y/N): NOW THAT IS AWESOME! 

Magma: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! 

Sci-Twi: ONE OF THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS OF MANKIND! THE STEAM ENGINE! 

Gen: Looks like we've made it to the Industrial Revolution! 

Ruby: It looks like a train alright! CHUGGA CHUGGA! WOO WOO! 

Magma: HA! WATCH ME STOP THIS THING WITH MY BARE HA- 

It sent Magma flying! 

Kohaku, Kinro, and Ginro: MAGMA! 

(Y/N): Serves you right, Dumbass! 

Sci-Twi: Even if you're that strong, you can't hold back a steam engine. Well, (Y/N) can. 

Ruri: It's like a living beast! 

Kinro: Such strength! 

Suika: It looks like a gorilla! 

Ginro: Yeah, even more than our gorilla, Kohaku! 

Kohaku smiled as she beat up Ginro! 

Kohaku: Anyway, we can all go and save Chrome now! 

(Y/N): Yep, we'll mobilize after the finishing touches are made! 

Later... 

Gen was driving the Steam Engine as spring arrived! 

Gen: (shaking) Why did I have to be the test driver?! 

Weiss: Becuase you have a driver's license. 

Gen: Is that really relevant?! 

(Y/N): We would test Senku, but he's not the kind of guy who would honor the rules of the road. 

Gen: Which is it then?! 

Sci-Twi: The problem is the wheels. There are no paved surfaces, so we need tires. 

Suika: Suika reporting for duty! I've got the other kids helping out with weaving bamboo! 

(Y/N): That's my little sister! 

Soon enough ... 

Ruby: WE GOT A CAR NOW! 

Senku: This is the Steam Gorilla! 

Ginro: THAT LOOKS SO COOL! 

Kinro: I WANT TO TRY IT! 

Yang: YEAH! LET'S HIT THE ROAD! 

Kohaku: Again, you guys are getting way too into this. 

Ruri: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think it's sweet!

(Y/N): Poor Chrome, he's really missing out on this. 

Blake: He would go- THAT'S SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! I miss him. 

(Y/N): Me too, Blake. It's not the same without him around. 

Kokuyo: Well, we're ready to ship out whenever we can! The whole village is going to save Chrome! 

Old Man: Actually, I'm sorry, but we cna't get over there. You whippernsappers could have hauled plenty of science goods back and forth already. You built this for us, right? 

Senku: No, I built it becuase I love it. That's all. 

(Y/N): You old timers don't need to worry about it. Because we're going to get him back! Let's move out, people! 

Team (Y/N): YEAH! 

Gen was driving the car with everyone riding in it, or marching alongside! 

Later... 

Yang: COME ON! PUSH! 

Yang was leading so many villagers to push the cart uphill, with Kinro, Kohaku, and Magma! 

Yang: PUSH!! PUSH!!! 

Sci-Twi: The neck-swinging mechanism! It can't keep up without momentum! 

Senku: A compound cylinder system woudl give us the oomph we need! Skipping that to save time is coming back to bite us! 

Sci-Twi: Wait, then that means- 

Both Sci-Twi and Senku laughed together! 

(Y/N): Oh boy. 

Suika: They have a new plan already? 

(Y/N): Geniuses never mess around! 

Later.. 

You all were close to the Empire of Strength, with you and Kokuyo giving orders. 

Ruby: If only we could find out where Chrome was being held. 

Suika: LEAVE THIS TO DETECTIVE SUIKA! 

Suika began to roll into the Empire of Strength! 

Soon Chrome saw her! 

Chrome: Yes! Now I need to try something else! Come on, Chrome! Think! What would Senku and Sci-Twi do in a moment like this? AHA! HEY! THIS JAIL'S ORING AS HECK! THAT IS, THE ONE MADE OF BAMBOO HERE WHERE I'M LOCKED UP! 

Suika then spotted him! 

Suika:THERE HE IS! 

She rolled back! 

Suika: I FOUND HIM! 

(Y/N): YOU DID! YES! 

You picked up Suika and hugged her! 

(Y/N): SUIKA, YOU'RE THE BEST!!! 

Kaseki: My, how reckless. 

Ruby: She has a knack for stealth! 

Magma: HAHAHAHAAHA! All we have to do is charge in and smash the front door down! 

Ginro: That just sounds like a recipe for disaster. 

Senku: I actually like the soud of that. 

Sci-Twi: Magma may have a point. 

Magma: I DO?! I mean ... I do? 

Sci-Twi: Yes, we can smash into the cell by force! 

(Y/N): How? 

Senku and Sci-Twi: WE'RE MAKING A TANK! 

Yang: FUCK YEAH!!! 

Weiss and Blake: Oh no. 

Kaseki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE WE WENT TO MAKE THE CUTE, ADORABLE STEAM GORILLA! 

Gen: C-Cute? 

Kohaku: Not cute. 

Kinro: Nothing cute about that. 

(Y/N): Oh calm down Old Timer, we're just powering it up. 

Kaseki: YES! LET'S GET GOING THEN! 

Kohaku: Geez. 

Ruby: HAHAHAHA! It's cute to see Kaseki get excited! 

Blake: So, we should get iron then? 

Senku: No, that would make it too heavy. 

Sci-Twi: Yes, it needs to be at ramming speeds. 

Gen: Of course. So what do we use then? 

Sci-Twi and Senku: Kami! 

Ruri: You mean hair? 

Ginro: No, I think that means God. 

Yang: We know a guy named Kami! 

Sci-Twi: No! As in paper! 

Gen: Yes, that should be nice and- 

https://youtu.be/bWHft1y1_nc

Much much later... 

Eveyrone was gathering plants after plants after plants! 

Sci-Twi: Once we get the plans, we boil them down in sodium hydroxide. 

Senku: then we rinse it, press it, dry it, and- 

You guys had paper now! 

Gen: Wow! It's just like the real thing! I never knew paper was easy to make! 

Sci-Twi: Oh, a fun little scientific fact! Did you know before paper, the Egyptians used the papyrus plant? 

Magma: How is something this flimsy going to help? 

Kohaku: Yeah, this is pretty weak to fortify the car. 

Sci-Twi: Hold on a second. 

Sci-Twi pressed it against a small Japanese Door set up and then heated it up with iron! 

Sci-Twi: VOILA! A paper shield! 

Kinro: Even a spear can pierce that. I can't picture your light paper shield holding back the weapons of the Empire of Strength. 

Ginro: Yeah, my bro is definitely right on that. 

Sci-Twi: Heh, you're on, Kinro. 

Kinro and Sci-Twi stood in front of each other. 

Kinro shoved his spear into the shield and- 

Kinro: MY SPEAR! 

The spear broke! 

(Y/N): WOW! That thing really is strong! 

Sci-Twi: Science wins again! That being said- OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! 

She was shaking in fear. 

Suika: Is Big Sis Sci-Twi okay? 

Ruby: She blocked the attack, but felt the impact. 

Gen: Wait, so the stuff you brushed onto the paper, wasn't paste! 

Sci-Twi: Bingo to you, Gen! That was unhardened plastic that I used! 

Senku: Basically, our female scientist made the rebirth of carbon fiber reinforced polymers! 

Gen: Carbon!! That sounds familiar! 

Senku: Top grade in both mobility and defense, it was the ultimate material used for formula one racers and rocket ships! 

(Y/N): This is going to be a snap! 

And so ... 

Yang: HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN!!! 

Ginro: Hey, after we rescue Chrome, can we use this to send the entire army running for the hills?! 

Senku: Heh, if it's still up and running. This sthing started as a disposable tool for saving Chrome. 

Kaseki: OH COME ON! 

Meanwhile... 

Chrome noticed some of Tsukasa's men nearly falling into a pit-trap! 

Chrome: OH CRAP! THEY HAVE TRAPS! 

Muscle Man: HA! WE've got all the traps we need! 

Muscle Man 2: TOUGH LUCK, BROS!!! THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT! 

Muscle Man 3: You know who else is going to get it?! MY MOM! 

Chrome: How do I let them know about this?! It looks like I'll have to stage my own prison break! But how? 

Suddenly, he saw the Muscle Men geting beaten down! 

???: HEY DUMBASES! TAKE YOUR HIT AND DON'T COMPLAIN! It's not like your'e innocent after ruining that pitfall! 

Muscle Man: CRAP! IT'S YO! 

Yo (Another of Tsukasa's Commanders! He is a rude man who disregards rules! In actuality, he's a total coward! Voiced by Kyle Phillips (The Voice of Denki Kaminari and Marco the Phoenix!)) 

Yo: Hey, all's forgiven. Look, if anyone gives you a hard time, point them in my direction. Man, I love how simple this new world order is! I had no future in the old world, so long live the great reset! 

To clarify, Yo was a police officer. 

Chrome: So he's a jail warden then? 

Yo: LISTEN UP GUYS! NO SCREW UPS HERE! SUCCESS IS IMPORTANT IN TSUKASA'S RULE! 

Muscle Man: Bro, what if the prisoner hears everything? 

Yo: Oh please, you think that primitive punk is going to try anything clever? 

Chrome: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PRMITIVE MORONIC BEAN SPROUT, DICKHEAD?! 

Yo: You added all of that stuff, dumbass! 

Chrome: Get ready to cry once I get out of here! 

Later... 

Chrome: Hey, I need to go to the bathroom. 

They took him out to do his business and Chrome grabbed a bunch of dry shepherd's purse, wood serrel, dandelions, dry shish, and dry sticks. Oh, and a four-leaf clover! 

Chrome: YES! I remember these things! Man, Ruri and I had so much fun looking for those! AGH! SHIT THESE STUPID THINGS ARE FUCKING USELESS!! Wait ... 

He tried to make a fire, but it didn't work. 

Chrome: Can't make a fire with twigs. 

That night... 

Chrome was slepeing, until he noticed a battery! 

Chrome: Where did this come from?! WAIT! WAS IT TAIJU AND YUZURIHA?! YES! 

He started to try and light it, but- 

Muscle Man: HEY BROS! YOU HEAR THAT?! 

Muscle Man 2: OVER THERE! 

They started charging in! 

Muscle Men: 

https://youtu.be/B10wQp3IWKc

Chrome: Crap. 

Yo appeared and hit Chrome! 

Chrome: AGH! 

Yo: Listen up, Monkey Boy! You really thought we wouldn't catch you starting fires? Wait ... how did you do it? 

Chrome: HA! Like I'll tell you! I'm a real scientist! 

Yo: 

https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0

Like a stupid ape like you could try this! If you rub sticks together, they create heat. Did you know that much? I aint' the type to underestimate science though. I- HAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT! IDIOT! 

Chrome: ASSHOLE!!! I- Wait ... I need to focus! Maybe I'll keep this up! How about some sciene that will really knock your pelts off?! If you stick a fire under water from the great seal, you get sea salt! 

Muscle Men: HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT HIM! THIS IDIOT! 

That's when Chrome got an idea! 

All of his sweat came together, and he put two wires in! 

Chrome: This should do it. 

The bars came apart as he poured it! 

Chrome: HA! SO LONG SUCKERS! 

He pole vaulted over and ran as fast as he could! 

Muscle Man: Hey, Bro, did you see that? 

Muscle Man 2: I think the primitive guy escaped! And avoided the traps! 

Muscle Man: Oh no Bro! 

Muscle Men: YO!! 

Yo: What the hell is- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET OUT OF HERE?! COME BACK HERE! 

Yo was in pursuit of Chrome! 

Chrome: HAHAHAHAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! 

Yo: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT! 

Chrome came to a stop by a cliff! 

Chrome: SHIT! What I do?! 

Yo appeared with his staff and hit Chrome! 

Yo: AGH! 

Yo: Ha, they don't make them dumber than you. I've got modern-day police training; all you got is that stupid stick. Well, it's either you go back to your cell beaten halfway to hell, or back as a corpse. 

Chrome: It doesn't matter anyway. Becuase I've only got a few days to live. 

Yo: What do you mean by- 

Chrome: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH! 

Yo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! You don't get that much blood from a cut inside your mouth! Is that internal?! 

Chrome: It spread through the village. It looks like I'm a goner. Pneumonia. And for you guys without science, it's a death sentence. 

Yo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Chrome spread it onto Yo! 

Yo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!! 

Chrome: NOW EAT THIS! 

He hit him in the crotch like with Magma! 

Yo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Chrome: SEE YA! 

He ran off straight to the camp! 

Chrome: GUYS! GUYS! OVER HERE! 

(Y/N): CHROME?! 

Ruby: IT'S CHROME! HE'S HERE! 

Weiss: CHROME?! 

Yang: CHROME! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

You and Team RBWY tackle hugged him! 

Chrome: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Sci-Twi: CHROME! 

Sci-Twi gave him a big hug! 

Sci-Twi: YOU'RE OKAY! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE BLEEDING! 

(Y/N): How did you know how to find us? 

Chrome: Simple, I walked in the direction Suika came scouting from, along a path you'd probably spot with the telescope. 

Gen: And great Detective Suika strikes again. 

Ruri: Do you have pneumonia? 

Senku inspected it. 

Senku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So that's how you tricked them, huh? 

(Y/N): What is it? 

Sci-Twi: Chrome ate red shiso and wood serrel. Red Shiso turns crimson when exposed to acid. And wood sorrel is full of oxalic acid, so chewing the two togehter makes a red liquid. 

(Y/N): Not bad Chrome! 

Weiss: That was very smart! 

Chrome: Heh, my science comes from experience! 

Blake: Hey, do they smell like- 

Suika: I know this smell! 

Gen: Plums pickled in shiso. 


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