Paper Moon Deception!


Johnny was thinking in his prayers, "Just once." And that he would bring it right back. That was for the sake of his wife. The existence of the Holy Corpse was known by only a few people. 

Though his wife, Rina's, well-being was a reason Johnny brought her back to Japan, because he was taking the sealed corpse from its resting place, he also wanted to buy as much time as he could to get away from pursuers from the Government. Having made up his mind, Johnny secretly unearthed the corpse from its shelter deep underground. 

Then he used his special rights, and escaped his pursuers and boarded a boat, riding it straight to Morioh. 

The pursuers chased him all the way over there. 

Johnny hid the Holy Corpse in a cave at the base of the Meditation Pine on Morioh's coast and went to find Rina. 

He brought her in a carriage to the location of the Corpse. 

Now, let me clarify this here, the Holy Corpse doesn't so much heal diseases as it has a power to bring about the phenomenon of removal. 

However, with every light, there is darkness. With good fortune, there will be some risk. The positives and negatives will balance out at some point. So removing the disease carried the meaning of exchanging the disease for something of equivalent value. 

It didn't sound pretty, and it was for that reason that the Holy Corpse was sealed. 

Johnny: Why did it have to be the woman I loved?! Why did it have to choose her? Just one time, just this once, forgive me! Can't you just give it to someone I don't know in her place? As long as my wife is spared, I'm okay with that, just this once! 

Suddenly, Rina was cured. And when she woke up, she began to speak. 

Rina: Hey, where is George? Did you bring him with you? 

Johnny looked in the carriage and saw his son, George Joestar II! 

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

From the beginning, Johnny was, no perhaps when he was younger, far before he retrieved the corpse, he had been prepared. He may have left on that journey, prepared for it all to end. 

Johnny was racing on horseback with George in his arms. 

Johnny: I won't use the Holy Corpse anymore! It will continue to bring misfortune to someone anywhere else. I'm glad I was able to meet you George Joestar. That is enough for me. (Y/N), my friend, I think I've finally found happiness that can't be replaced. But right now, I think I'm going to join Gyro soon enough. 

Johnny used his spin on George, and in that instant, George was revived, and the disease transferred to Johnny! 

He fell over in pain. 

Johnny: This is ... equivalent exchange. 

A rock fell from above and crushed Johnny's head, killing him instantly. 

Rina soon found Johnny's corpse and she cried while hugging her son! 

Present Day... 

(Y/N): (tearing up hard) Johnny, you god damn idiot. 

Ruby: AWWWWW. 

Sunset: (Y/N), it's okay. Johnny is in a better place. He died for the people he loved. It's because of him that the Joestar bloodline continued. You should be proud of him. 

(Y/N): I know Sunset, I ... know. 

Old Man: She's right, Sonny. He saved his son and he saved his wife. Johnny Joestar took their place and died in this very spot. 

(Y/N): (wiping away the tears) What happened to the Holy Corpse? 

Old Man: The people who had followed him from America caught up to him before long, and brought it back. That's when the Gingko Leaves started acting like this. The power to make things move instantaneously was left behind it seems. 

Blake: What about the disease? 

Medaka: Yes, can that be true? 

Old Man: Whoa, I already said it was a legend. Do I have to tell the whole thing over again? 

Weiss: (crying a bit) Please don't. I don't think I can handle it again. 

Nora: WHY?! WHY JOHNNY?! WHY?! 

Old Man: Well, that'll be 3000 yen for the story. 

(Y/N): WHAT THE FUCK?! AGAIN?! 

Old Man: HAHAHAHAHA! Calm down, it's just a joke! Seriously, watch your back when you go to the Road. So long! 

With that, he put on a friendly smile, waved goodbye, and was soon out of sight. 

Jeanne: So, (Y/N), about the Higashikata's. 

(Y/N): There's no mistaking it. Holly and Kira are definitely Johnny's descendants. 

Pyrrha: One thing is for sure, that story is not a fantasy. It actually happened. 

(Y/N): Exactly, Pyrrha. I feel like Norisuke is hiding something. 

Meanwhile, by the Wall Eyes... 

Yasuho returned to the Wall Eyes. 

Yasuho: The view of the mansion is simply breathtaking! 

She then saw teh spot where she met you. 

Yasuho: That's the place with the spring. They say that back in the Meiji Era, the Meditation Pine was called the Twin Pines. One of those trees is located on the Higashikata's property now over there. 

She then saw a printout in the newspaper. "American Horseman Killed During Stay in Japan. Meiji 34 November." 

Yasuho: On the same date, this other article was in the same newspaper. 

"Morioh: Baby Boy washes up on beach of the Twin Pines." 

Yasuho: The 11th. At the base of the Twin Pines on the coast of Morioh. A boy of 1 or 2 years old was discovered soaking wet, and he was rescued by a local fisherman, according to the report. 

There had been evidence that baby washed up on the coast and eventually drifted to the Twin Pines. His arms and legs had light frostbite, but he was generally in good health. He had nothing on his person with which to identify him and his name and age are both unknown because he could not speak. And then they went to look for the child's guardian. He was naked except for a woolen gray cap and socks. And for some reason, he had high-value jewels around his neck. 

Yasuho: "Meiji 34, 1901." On the same day and in the same newspaper, the article on Johny Joestar, an unidentified baby, was reported to have appeared in this spot. What's up with that? Whatever happened to him? I couldn't find any follow-up artciles anywhere else. 

She then noticed the hole in the Meditation Pine. 

Yasuho: There's this big hole at the base of this pine tree. 

Then suddenly an arm grabbed her! 

Yasuho felt her body getting pulled into the hole! 

It was like a weird and wet feeling going through her! 

A tight squeeze ran up her arms and legs. 

She felt her shoes and socks getting pulled off her feet, water dripping down her back, and someone licking her ears. 

That's when she found herself in a room! 

Yasuho: HUH?! What the?! 

She seemed fine, the only thing that was different was that she was barefoot. 

The room looked very nice, with a couple of toys, furniture, an antique clock, a lamp, and a rug too. 

Yasuho: Huh? 

Someone was nearby, it was Tsurugi. 

Yasuho: Tsurugi?! Where are we? 

Tsurugi pulled out some Cola. 

Tsurugi: You want some soda to drink? 

She looked around, and saw the outside. 

Yasuho: This path connects to a room beneath the Higashikata House! Why is this here? Tsurugi, did you pull me down here? 

Tsurugi: Well, you were the one who was peeking into our house from the Meditation Pine. Are you investigating us? After the earthquake, teh ground lifted up, and that vent broke apart, connecting it to the cave at the roots of the Meditation Pine. The Hidden Cave, nobody in the family knows about it except me. 

He pulled out one of those little paper fortune-teller devices. 

Tsurugi: Yasuho, which one do you like? 

She pointed to the word banana. 

Tsurugi: Okay then. Now what will be inside when I open it? Let's see. 

He moved it around and aroud and- 

Tsurugi: We hve a newspaper. So, you take it. It's a copy of a really old newspaper. I think aroudn the Meiji Era. 

Yasuho: HEY! 

Yasuho grabbed it. 

Tsurugi: So you are searching the house for something, aren't you? 

Yasuho: No, I don't really know what I want to do, it's just ... for some reason, I'm worried because I haven't seen him in a while. 

Tsurugi: Are you talking about (Y/N)? 

Yasuho: Yes! How is he? Is he okay? 

Tsurugi: TSU RU GI ... and the food I like is cake! Okay, let's see- Hair! Yasuho, give me some. 

Yasuho: What? 

He took a whiff of it. 

Yasuho: What are you doing, Tsurugi? 

Tsurugi: Yasuho, your hair smells so nice. I love it. You think you can give me some of it? 

Yasuho: WHAT'S WITH YOU?! 

She grabbed the fortune-teller paper and looked at it. 

She then noticed her shoes and socks nearby and quickly slipped them on. 

Yasuho: I'm leaving. Is the exit down that way? 

But then, before she could leave, she noticed her cell phone was gone. 

Yasuho: Please don't play around! Give me back my cell phone. 

Tsurugi: Did you even have one to begin with? 

Yasuho: Tsurugi, please, I'm not in the mood for games! Where did you hide it?! I'll have to tell your Mom! 

As she grabbed the small boy, he sniffed her hair. 

Tsurugi: Personally, I wouldn't mind being touched a bit more, but I think it's kind of bad for a stranger to be touching me, even if you are a girl. 

Yasuho: WHAT?! You're a boy?! 

Tsurugi: Oh, you didn't know? I think you're the only one who didn't realize it. Yeah, since you don't have a deep connection to our family. The Higashikata Family has believed in charms against evil spirits for generation after generation. When teh first son is born, he is dressed as a girl until he is 12 to trick the demons that cause diseases. It happened to Dad, Grandpa, and his Grandpa, too. Apparently they were all raised as girls until they turned 12. 

Yasuho: I ... see. Sorry about making you uncomfortable, but I have to go now. 

As she looked around, she unleashed Paisley Park. 

Then she heard her ringtone! 

Yasuho: MY PHONE! IT'S HERE! 

But she didn't see it anywhere! 

Yasuho: WHERE IS IT?! 

She looked around and suddenly, Tsurugi guided her to a metallic origami frog! 

Yasuho: WHAT IS- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

It jumped onto her! 

Tsurugi: No butts about it. 

Suddenly, her phone appeared. 

Yasuho: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! 

Tsurugi: Yasuho, you were able to see my Stand just now, weren't you? 

Yasuho: See it? What do you mean I was able to see it? What the hell do you want to do to me?! 

Tsurugi: I adore you! But actually, that's pretty weird. I don't plan on doing anything to you. You sure are asking a lot. I mean, you're investigating us, aren't you, Yasuho? 

Yasuho: Okay, I'm going! 

She went into a room where she saw a hidden bunker. 

Yasuho: What is with this room?! It's  like a prison! 

She then found her way out. 

Yasuho: It's like that place was made to imprison others. 

She soon got a message from you. 

(Y/N): "Hey Yasuho, I want you to meet some friends of mine. Why don't we meet for some dumplings?" 

Yasuho: (Y/N)! EEEEE! Tonight I guess I'll be going to see hi. But I can't be too careful. I think the best thing to do would just be to not do too much and just wait for him this evening. 

Much later... 

Yasuho was walking down the street, untli she noticed Tsurugi behind her. 

Yasuho: Tsurugi! Stop following me! 

Tsurugi: Look, if anything goes wrong, just come and find me in that room, okay? 

He walked off. 

Yasuho: What was up with that? 

Lady: Excuse me, might I ask you where the bus stop for S City is? 

Yasuho: Oh, sure, it's right over there, past the traffic light. 

Lady: Thank you. 

Suddenly, her contact lenses fell out! 

Yasuho: My contacts! 

Yasuho: Hey, that's Tsurugi's origami! I've got a bizarre feeling that someone is approaching me. Is it just my eyes or- 

She went back home. 

Suzuyo: Welcome back, Yasuho, what do you want to do for dinner tonight? 

Yasho: I'm not in the mood, just play your game. I'm going to be heading back out soon. 

She quickly began to put on some new contacts. 

Suzyuo: Yasuho, what's going on with you? At least join me in some gaming. That sarcastic tone makes you sound like your father. 

Yasuho: Hey, don't try to bite my head off. I'm really in a hurry. 

Suzyuo: Are you trying to say I'm not motherly? 

Yasuho: NO! Just please stop right- 

That's when her Mom's appearance changed! 

Yasuho: WH-WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 

Suzuyo: Yasuho? 

Yasuho: AGH! MOM! MOM! THERE'S AN INTRUDER IN THE HOUSE! 

Then she saw her face change in the mirror! 

Yasuho: AGH! 

She ran out, nearly falling to her feet. 

Yasuho: What's going on with my eyes? Is it because I lost my contact lenses? No, it can't be. 

Suzyuo: Yasuho, when you said you were going out, do you mean to see a man? Do you have a boyfriend? Does he think you're cute? Say, it's not him is it? That crazy guy who you found buck naked crawling around near the Wall Eyes?! DON'T GET TAKEN IN! 

Yasuho: Mom! You've got it wrong! I lost my ability to distinguish people! Everyone's faces right now look the same! 

Suzuyo: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! 

Yasuho: STOP IT! WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM! 

She ran out crying! 

Yasuho: What's going on here?! Why is this happening?! What's going to happen if I stay like this?! It all started at the basement of the Higashikata House! It happene when I met Tsurugi! 

Tsurugi: Yes? 

Yasuho saw Tsurugi next to her. 

Yasuho: YOU- 

She got a call. 

(Y/N): Yasuho! 

Yasuho: (Y/N)! Hang on, I'll see you in five minutes! 

(Y/N): Alright then. 

Yasuho: (hanging up) YOU GAVE ME A DRUG IN THAT ROOM UNDER THE BASEMENT! I don't have any evidence, but you definitely did something! What do you want?! 

Tsurugi: When you unwrap a cicada, it's a semi-nude. The Higashikata's Goal? The property of descendants. That is happiness. 

He sent an origami construct out, and- 

(Y/N): What's this? Origami? I- 

Ruby: (Y/N), is something wrong? 

Medaka: Did you step in something funny or- 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

The girls' faces looked different. 

(Y/N): WHO ARE YOU?! 

Weiss: WHAT?! 

Sunset: Are you okay (Y/N)? 

(Y/N): WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GIRLS?! WHY ARE YOU WEARING THEIR CLOTHES?! 

Girls: HUH?! 

Nearby Yasuho found Tsurugi! 

Yasuho: STOP FOLLOWING YOU ME YOU SHITTY BRAT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DID SOMETHING TO ME! THIS IS A CRIME! YOU DRUGGED ME OR SOMETHING! 

Tsurugi: If this is about your mom, maybe the reason you can't talk with others isn't because you swallowed some drug, but you really had something on your mind. The reason you're searching for (Y/N) and the Higashikata's is because you're projecting yourself onto them. Yasuho, you don't know who you are, so maybe you're projecting that to (Y/N)? 

Yasuho: What the hell are you talking about?! Are you trying to analyze me or something? 

Tsurugi: Well, if you end up needing me, I'll be there. 

Yasuho: What is up with that kid? Why'd he appear all of a sudden? 

You were just in the vicinity as Yasuho passed by. 

(Y/N): GIRLS! GIRLS! WHERE ARE YOU?! 

Ruby: We're right here (Y/N)! 

Rin: You're going crazy already? After what we learned? 

That's when you saw- 

(Y/N): TSURUGI?! What are you doing out here? 

Tsurugi: Oh nothing. 

(Y/N): You should head home, your Mom is going to be worried sick about you! 

Tsurugi: I could say the same to you. 

???: YOU BASTARD!!!! 

Joshu appeared. 

Joshu: WERE YOU CALLING YASUHO?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! 

(Y/N): Joshu, why do you look the same like everyone else? 

Joshu: HUH?! 

(Y/N): I don't have time to deal with your shit! 

You walked off. 

Joshu: HEY! COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!

Tsurugi: Oh, Uncle Joshu. Eh, screw him. Everything should be fine. 

Inside the Cafe... 

Yasuho: HEY! This is a record store! So why is this all over the place?! 

Suddenly, the door slammed into her! 

Yasuho: OW! 

Employee: MISS! ARE YOU OKAY?! 

Yasuho: AGH! STAY AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE! 

She ran and ran and- 

(Y/N): Yasuho! 

Yasuho: HUH?! IT'S YOU! 

She hugged- JOSHU?! Oh come on! 

Yasuho: I'VE FOUND YOU! 

Joshu: H-Hey, you're excited to see me? 

Yasuho: Oh (Y/N)! 

Joshu: HUH?! Wait, is this some kind of playful name? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm always looking for you, Yasuho! Say, what's going on here? 

Yasho: I'm so screwed up right now, I think I'm losing my mind! 

Joshu: Really? 

Yasuho: Please don't touch it there, it's been wet since you called me. 

Joshu: WH-WHAT?! WET?! 

Yasuho: We'll be seen here, let's go somewhere we can be alone. 

Joshu: YEAH! COME ON! 

He pulled her into a bathroom! 

Yasuho: HUH?! 

Joshu: OKAY! LET'S DO IT! 

He pulled his pants down! 

Joshu: TAKE ME MY LOVE! 

Yasuho: AGH! YOU'RE NOT (Y/N)! 

Joshu: NUT KING- 

But before he could pull out his stand, Yasuho kicked him in the balls! 

Joshu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yasuho: RAPE! RAPE! RAPIST! (Y/N)! HELP ME! (Y/N)! WHERE ARE YOU?! 

Yasuho ran out of the bathroom crying for help! 

That's when she saw a police officer! 

Officer: Hey, what's wrong? 

Yasuho: I've nowhere to go! I have nowhere to go unless I find (Y/N)! I can't take it anymore! Please take me to a hospital! 

Driver: Hey, calm down. Just take these and you'll feel better. 

The car she was in was not a cop car at all! 

Drug Dealer: Well, what are you waiting for? 

Yasuho: YOU GUYS AREN'T POLICE! STOP TEH CAR! SOMEONE! HELP! I MADE A MISTAKE! 

Drug Dealer: What are you talking about? Wy don't you come closer and show me what you got! 

Yasuho: STOP TEH CAR! STOP IT! 

As they were about to force-feed her the drugs, she sent Paisley Park to control the car! 

Yasuho: STOP THE CAR!!!! 

It then crashed, knocking everyone else out! 

Yasuho crawled out, all dizzy. 

Yasuho: TSURUGI! HELP! PLEASE HELP! 

Tsurugi: If you want my help, then I'm here. Come on, let's go home. 

Back with you... 

Punk: Hey, what are you looking at you moron? 

(Y/N): WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MORON, YOU- 

You grabbed him by the nose! 

Punk: HEY! Take it easy man! Don't hurt me! 

(Y/N): Huh? Wait, what's- 

Blake: (Y/N)! There you are! 

Pyrrha: What happened to you? 

(Y/N): GIRLS! It's you! 

Medaka: (Y/N), you were acting, weird. 

(Y/N): I think I was attacked by a Stand, and it made me see things. 

Sunset: An Enemy Stand User? 

(Y/N): No, I don't think it was for us. I think it was for- SHIT! YASUHO! The range affected me too! I GOT AFFECTED BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO GET NEAR ME! 

Meanwhile... 

Tsurugi: Hey, Big Sis Yasuho, could I have this part of your hair? 

Yasuho: Why would you say that? I mean, okay, but why? 

Tsurugi: No big deal, I just like the smell of it. That's all. 

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