Mortals vs. Gods (Round 1!)
Weiss took her stance against Poseidon, who pointed his trident directly at her.
Poseidon: You stand no chance against me, Mortal Girl.
Weiss: You're really making me hate you without making any effort!
The arena changed into an ocean-like battlefield!
Issei: Hey! This has to be cheating! It's changed to go for that sexist dick's advantage!
Heimdall: Do you have a problem with that, mortal scum?
Issei: YES I FUCKING DO!
(Y/N): Easy there Issei. GO WEISS!
Ruby: Yeah! I believe in you, Bestie!
Weiss: Don't worry guys, he's nothing. Just an overconfident asshole!
Poseidon: YOU DARE MOCK ME, WOMAN?!
He unleashed a blow of swings at Weiss, who was dodging thanks to Observation Haki, and approached him for a-
Weiss: ICE MAKE: GUNGIR!!!
She summoned a giant ice spear, and as Poseidon blocked it with his trident, he broke it, only for the ice fragments to ignite and explode!
Weiss: Did I mention, I added some Cursed Energy? I call that the Crushed Ice Bombs!
Poseidon: DAMN!! FOOLISH WENCH!! CHIONE TYRO DEMETER!!!
Poseidon unleashed trident thrusts so fast in the air as if it was lighting!
Weiss: AAAAAARGH!!
Weiss was hit over and over again, and-
Poseidon: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHEN HUMANS DON'T KNOW THEIR PLACE!!!
Weiss was impaled through the head!
Poseidon: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WIN!! See? This is why-
But then she shattered.
Poseidon: What?! How did-
Weiss appeared from the water and-
Weiss: WATER BREATHING: FOURTH FORM: STRIKING TIDE!!!
Using the water, she attacked Poseidon, which he defended!
Poseidon: Did you forget? I am the God of the Ocean! Water is nothing to me!! I-
Weiss: And my element is ice, water and ice have a very close combination. Also-
Poseidon: WHAT?!
Black ice bound his hands together as Weiss grabbed his trident.
Weiss: DEMON SLAYER MODE!!
Weiss held Poseidon's trident, and then stomped her foot.
Weiss: ICE AGE!!!
She froze the entire water!
Asia: She actually-
Yang: Heh, she's fighting like good old Kuzan, except with her own style!
Weiss: This trident will work well, now God of the Sea! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER INSULT A WOMAN!! BECAUSE WE CAN BE AS POWERFUL AS MEN!
She stabbed him with his own weapon, and-
Poseidon: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I LOST TO A MORTAL, AND A WOMAN NO LESS!
Weiss: Believe it. Never mess with me. ICE MAKE: ICE TIME CAPSULE!!!
She froze Poseidon's entire body, and as she removed the trident, he shattered!
Gods: WHAT?!!
Zeus: IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Buddha: Wow. That Ice Queen is really good.
Ares: Poseidon lost to a human?!
Susanoo: Well done, young lady.
Weiss: Thank you, to both of you.
???: Those weapons she has are impressive.

Hephaestus (The God of the Forge! A legendary blacksmith who has knowledge of all weapons! He is the former husband of Aphrodite! He's actually pretty chill, and is a weapon nut! Voiced by Patrick Stewart!)
Hephaestus: Humanity might actually prevail after all.
Thor: They have spirit after all.
Odin: What are you saying?! I told you, that it's not your job to think!
Rosseweisse: He hasn't changed at all. Asshole.
Hercules: Father, let me go. I will handle this. I want ... that one.
He pointed to Yang.
Yang: Me? Ha! This is going to be good! Against Herc! Wait; no, you're not the Herc I know. That guy is actually awesome compared to you.
Zeus: Do not fail this, my Son. I would hate to have an early funeral.
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