Killer Queen and Vitamin C!


Najimi: It all happened in the past, the fateful meeting between Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi Kujo, but not how you would expect it. 

On the beach was Josefumi's Mom. 

Kiyomi Kujo (Josefumi's Mom!) 

Beach Guy: Hey, you live around here? We're actually headed to a part at that villa over there. 

Kiyomi: A party?! Can I go?! 

Beach Guy: That sure is a cute swimsuit. Hey, I've got a yacht. We shoudl go cruising. 

Beach Guy 2: Ugh, look! She's got a kid! 

Beach Guy: Damn. 

They took off. 

Kiyomi: Aww man. 

Josefumi was playing in the sand nearby. 

Kiyomi: Josefumi! Bugs are going to bite you if you keep playing around! Come over here! 

She laid back on her towel and answered her phone. 

Kiyomi: Hey, I'm sorry. I've been feeling awful this morning. It's like my head is splitting. 

???: I see, well, I rearranged the shifts with the people who filled in for you. And this happens all the time, so you don't need to come back. 

Kiyomi: But- 

They hung up. 

Kiyomi: I wasn't lying; that was the damn truth. Ugh, man, I'm tired. Tomorrow, I should start working hard and- 

She noticed Josefumi was gone! 

He was in teh water, drowning! 

Kiyomi: JOSEFUMI! 

Josefumi: MOMMY! 

She rushed into the water to grab her son! 

Soon... 

Kiyomi called for an ambulance, and the paramedics got Josefumi to the hospital as fast as they could! 

Paramedic: He's already in cardiac arrest! We got the water out of his lungs, but 20 minutes had passed by the time we pulled him out! 

The doctor took a look at him. 

Holly: I wouldn't say he drowned; his occipital bone was crushed. It seems he struck a rock on the beach when he was being pushed around by the waves. That seems like a far more likely cause of death. 

Kiyomi cried hard as she was worried about her son. 

Holly: Yoshikage, would you come here? 

Kira: Me? Mom, after your shift is over, we're supposed to go and see Titanic, aren't we? That movie's three hours long! He's dead me- 

Holly: JUST DO IT! I'll take responsibility! He's got a blood clot somewhere! 

Kira: Fine. KILLER QUEEN! 

He then summoned Sheer Heart Attack in multiple numbers into Josefumi! 

Holly: YES! Just hang in there for a little longer, okay? I'm going to go get some specialist doctors in here and have them get you all healed up. 

She kissed him on teh forehead. 

Kira: He's going to be okay. 

Kiyomi: R-Really?! Please tell me for real! He'll be alright?! 

Kira: Yeah. I guess I'll go and see the movie on my own. 

At Morioh Stadium... 

Aisho: The reason I brought the whole tree here is that the freshness is important. Just take the fruit, grab onto it, twist it, bring it into your mouth, and then skin and all, go ahead and eat it. 

Man: I can't trust you. Is that fruit really worth it? 

Aisho: I don't know, but whether you pay the money for it or not is up to you. You told me you had the money, so I brought the fruit here. 

He paid Aisho. 

Aisho: Okay, you can eat it now. But I'll just say this one last time just to make it perfectly clear. A body healed by the fruit undergoes Equivalent Exchange. There's always going to be a risk for anything great it does. I can't make any guesses as to what specifically is at risk, but it generally appears on the head, and you can be sure it'll happen. For some people, their eyeballs turn to stone and they lose their eyesight. 

He then left. 

Aisho: Do not under any circumstances try to find out the mystery of the fruit. 

Outside... 

Kira: So, this guy is Atsunori Iwakiri, 24 years old. In 2009, he had a salary of 300 million yen pitching for the Seiten Birdies. Last year, right when they were about to confirm him for the major leagues, he ruined his right shoulder and went on the disabled list. Then Aisho Dainenjiyama approached him. 

(Y/N): You don't say. And it's called Locacaca? 

Kira: Yes. He won't even consider most people, he only sells to a select few wealthy people, but he always seems to sell them secretly and for a high price. Apparently the fruits come from New Guinea, but I can't pin down exactly where.

(Y/N): And, you're going to- 

Kira: Yes, I'll steal it. 

Josefumi: But not for the money. Or is it because of Ms. Holly? 

(Y/N): Oh yeah! You have a sick Mom in the hospital! Wait, why are you interested, Josefumi? 

Josefumi: Because if I hadn't been brought to Ms. Holly, then I wouldn't still be here. If it'll help Ms. Holly, I'll do what I can. 

(Y/N): Well, if that's the case, I'll go too! 

Kira: Just so you know, Aisho Dainenjiyama has friends somewhere. 

(Y/N): An organization dedicated to this Locacaca Fruit, huh? Well, I'm not worried. 

Josefumi broke some branches and- 

Josefumi: SOFT AND WET! 

He had his soap bubbles go over it, repairing the branch! 

Josefumi: This is grafting. That's why they call attaching the branches of one species of a tree to the tree of a different species. If the cells of the tree adapt, then that fruit will grow on the branch. With this, we can make as many fruits as we want. 

(Y/N): Great! Now let's follow him! 

And so... 

The three of you were at the same store as Aisho. 

Kira: Hey, you wouldn't happen to have the Eye Eye Syaa stuff, the eye medicine? They're showing it on the commercials all the time. 

Employee: I'm afraid we sold out a minute ago. 

(Y/N): That blows. We've been going to all the drug stores all over town, and they're all sold out! There's pollen in the air, and Kira says he's pulling an all-nighter. 

Employee: Well, we might have some Eye Eye Syaa left. 

He looked through the shelves. 

Employee: AGH! Sirs, it looks like we are sold out. I'm so sorry, we'll get a new shipment in soon. 

Aisho paid for his medicine and then left. 

Aisho: (answering his phone) Yeah? What is it? I'll be on time, I'm heading over now. It's a one-on-one exchange. Look, these aren't illegal anywhere, just bring the money. 

He put on his eyedrops as Josefumi passed by him. 

Then Aisho saw a biker get knocked off his bike! 

You undid the locks on his case, and Josefumi grabbed the branches! 

He got to work getting the branches and using his bubbles to keep Aisho distracted by the crash. 

Then you quickly fixed things by stopping time. 

Aisho: It's just like in the commericals, this stuff really clears up your eyesight!

(Y/N): Nice work! We got the branches! 

Present... 

Damo: It's been six months now. Hard to believe that half a year's gone by since then. Morioh's terrain sure changed a lot when that earthquake hit. It really did. The area past your house's property has changed so much that you can't even recognize it. There are uplifted faults going as high as twenty meters in some spots. Perhaps you're worried because your two daughters went to the entry hall and didn't come back, and you can't hear their voices. Why don't you call them? 

Norisuke: STOP! IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO THEM, I'LL KILL YOU! 

Damo: Now then, this is very important. Yotsuyu Ygiyama was searching for a Locacaca Tree. It's somewhere close by. Because of the altered terrain, he had a rough go looking for it. And Yotsuyu went missing looking for it. 

Norisuke: I don't know anything about it! 

Damo: No, I told you I have three goals, but I'll be asking the questions. Are you the one who killed Yotsuyu Yagiyama? 

He took out a dollar bill and cut Norisuke's left arm! 

Norisuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Damo: If you want, I'll do that to your daughters too, if you don't answer, that is. Vitamin C makes you easier to cut than butter. 

Norisuke: DAMN IT! IT WAS ME! I SUNK HIM INTO THE SEA BECAUSE I FOUND OUT HE WAS A ROCK HUMAN! 

Damo: I see. Now, it would have been quite difficult for you to figure out Yotsuyu's identity and defeat him on your own. Who were you with? 

Back to the past... 

You, Josefumi, and Kira were at Kira's home. 

Holly: Would you like some tea? I'm having some as well, uh- 

(Y/N): I'm (Y/N) (L/N) and he's- 

Josefumi: Josefumi Kujo. We'd like some. 

Holly: Hmm, have I met you before? 

Josefumi: A long time ago, when I was a kid, I was your patient. 

(Y/N): Yeah, apparently. 

Holly: I see, well, I'm glad to meet you again. It's great to see that you grew up nice and healthy. Oh, Yoshikage, did you buy another new one? It looks so good on you! 

Kira: Mom, I'm the one who bought you a new hat. Come on, it's time for bed. 

Holly: (tearing up) I know, I'm well aware of that. No matter what kind of cruel things happen in this world, I can never forget what's most important! I can never forget my own children! Not ever! 

Kira: Yeah, I know, everything will be fine. How about you go to your room and get some rest? 

Holly pushed Kira away! 

Holly: LET GO! I CAN GO TO MY OWN ROOM BY MYSELF! 

On the boat... 

You three were at sea already. 

(Y/N): How's it progressing? 

Josefumi: It is doing just fine. The ground is moving in that area with the uplifts from the aftershocks. But there is no problem with it. We'll be able to harvest two of them. 

Kira: About how much longer? 

Josefumi: It'll be soon. I think they'll be rpe in about one week. 

(Y/N): Okay then! 

Kira: I think it would be better not to go near until the harvest. That goes for the three of us. 

Josefumi: They won't find out. 

(Y/N): Yeah, but we can't let anyone see or know about those braches you grafted. 

You then saw Karera. 

(Y/N): Hey Josefumi, who is that? 

Josefumi: I know her, that's Karera Sakunami. She's a fellow agriculture student at the college I go to. 

Kira: I've already looked all that up, she does stuff like this, but still passes her exams. I think she has a crush on you. She also has a Stand ability. She complained about a beef bowl shop about having har in her food to get pocket money. 

(Y/N): Interesting. 

Suddenly, you noticed wet ands coming from inside the ship! 

Damo and Yotsuyu were down there! 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Damo: Today is Friday, August 19. Since that day last year, 10 months, 16 days, 3 hours, and 24 minutes have passed up to this point in time. We've always checked the weight before and after the tide. Because if someone stole the materials of the Locacaca and did a scientific analysis on it, that would spell all kinds of trouble for us. 

(Y/N): Who are you?! 

Damo: Tamaki Damo, and this is Yotsuyu Yagiyama. 

Kira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

As Kira attacked with Killer Queen, Damo began to weaken him with Vitamin C! 

Kira: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): YOUR BODY! KIRA! IT'S GETTING LIQUIDY! 

Damo: Alright, now I think it's time you talk. Don't lie to me. 

He took out his dollar bill and stared to cut Kira! 

Kira: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): NO! KI- AAAAAAAAAGH! 

Josefumi: WHAT?! 

You and Josefumi were getting liquified! 

Yotsuyu: Hey Damo, the Black Tailed Gulls are gone. 

Damo: Looks like there are no emails or photos, on their phones. You took a picture of the Locacaca and that sort of thing, right? Were they deleted? I think I'd call this sort of bullshit being conceited! 

He hit you three with the phones and cut you and Josefumi! 

(Y/N) and Josefumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Damo: Now listen here. Holly hasn't eaten the fruit yet, so we'll just say she exitd the stage, what we have left is you three. Yoshikage Kira, Josefumi Kujo, and (Y/N) (L/N). I'll kill just one of you, and the other two will be left off the hook. I am aware that Josefumi grafted the branches. The one who tells me where those branches are gets off the hook. I'll even let the stealing and the arrogance go. But I'm not going to let ou cultivate them. The one who tells me where the Locaca is being cultivated, I'll forgive that one. So, what's it going to me? Where is it? 

He began to insert the dollar into Josefumi's head! 

Damo: Josefumi, Holly isn't your mother. With things having gone the way they have, there's no reason for you to be risking your life, is there? 

(Y/N): JOSEFUMI! 

Kira: You need to get moving! Go on! 

Damo: Hey, Yotsuyu, what is he talking about? 

Yotsuyu: I wonder. Maybe he's lost it. 

(Y/N): You'll pay for this you fuckers! Aisho and all the rest of you are done for! 

Kira: Yes, we'll get every single one of the fruits. 

Damo: Are you trying to trick me or something? 

(Y/N): You bastards don't know sht about where it even is! So why would we tell you? 

Karera: HEY SECCHAN! HOW ARE- 

Yotsuyu: I AM A ROCK! 

Yotsuyu used his Stand to hold Karera hostage! 

(Y/N): HEY! 

Josefumi: NO! Why did Karera have to come?! 

Kira: (Y/N)! JOSEFUMI! RUN! 

Kira: SHEER HEART ATTACK! 

A massive explosion damaged Damo and sent Yotsuyu flying! 

With the debris destroyed, you and Josefumi carried the injured Kira! 

(Y/N): Hang in there Kira! 

Josefumi: Yes, you're going to be fine. Let's eat one of them before they catch up. 

That's when you found some Locacaca fruit! 

(Y/N): THIS IS IT! 

You broke it into pieces and began to feed it to Kira! 

Kira was healing up! 

Josefumi: He's healing! 

(Y/N): YEAH! HE- 

Suddenly, you both were turning to stone! 

(Y/N): This is- 

Josefumi: Equivalent exchange! 

Yotsuyu was trying to find them! 

Yotsuyu: Their precise location should be at the far end of the lone pine! 

An earthquake began to occur as you and Josefumi grabbed the Locacaca! 

That's when the Apex Brothers showed up! 

(Y/N): OH COME ON! 

Younger Brother: We found them. 

They began to attack, but- 

(Y/N): ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! 

You beat the shit out of both of them! 

(Y/N): JOSEFUMI! 

You tossed him one of the fruits! 

Josefumi: This shoudl do it. 

You both fed it to Kira! 

(Y/N): COME ON, MAN! Don't die! 

An earthquake began to occur, and you three were swept into it! 

It was at that moment that Josefumi and Kira would fuse into you. 

You would emerge alive, with Josefumi and Kira living on inside of you. 

And of course, Yasuho found you, buck naked, but alive. 


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