Amaryllis told you all a story about how she saw her friends getting petrified by the Master's two right-hand men, Moz and Kirisame, who used a device that had a limited range and resulting in her friends falling into the ocean!

Amaryllis: They claim the stone sorcery has been passed down through the Master's bloodline. But I saw it with my own two eyes! Teh Master wasn't on the boat when it happened!

Ruby: So one of the jerk's minions threw a weapon into the air, and it activated!

Amaryllis: Yes! If the Master really possessed the ability to petrify, we'd be powerless! That's why everyone obeys him without question. However, if the power comes from a weapon, we just have to steal it!

(Y/N): Don't you worry, Amaryllis, we'll help you out!

She gave you a kiss and a hug!

Amaryllis: Oh, you're too kind!

Senku: Well, our goals are aligned anyway. If the petrification has no rules or laws to it, like something out of a fantasy story, then humanity has no hope. But Amaryllis' story definitely changes some things.

Sci-Twi: Exactly, first, there is a range to the petrification beam; second, since they toss the weapon, we know the wielders can be affected by it. And it can be stopped by ripping off the affected areas.

(Y/N): Great, then if we fight back with science, we can beat it!

Ruby: Amaryllis, those people are coming back for you, tomorrow?

Amaryllis: Yes, every year they visit each village and select the pettiest girls over the age of 18 to join the harem. Even if the woman is already married, there is no denying them. Because I'm just that cute, they're sure to pick me up and take me away tomorrow.

Gen: That's quite a claim to make, but we can't deny that you're ute-cay.

Amaryllis: I've been dolling myself up for this chance this whole time to save everyone! Once I infiltrate the harem, I'll find a chance to steal teh weapon!

Weiss: Okay, but one of his top fighters is this Kirisame that you mentioned. And she's a woman. We need fighters on this.

Amaryllis: But we're talking about infiltrating a harem! Where can I-

Ruby: We can do that!

(Y/N): WHAT?! NO! That's too risky!

Ruby: All five of us will go! You too, Kohaku!

Senku and Gen: HUH?!

Gen: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Kohaku: What?

Gen: I don't know ... that's-

Kohaku: I'M CUTE! (Y/N) says I'm cute!

Yang: Yeah, saying Kohaku is cute is like saying I'm cute!

(Y/N): And you are cute! Not the same level as Ruby, Weiss, and Blake, but still. But still, I don't think everyone's going to be impressed with Kohaku's looks.

Senku: Then it's time to make a beauty out of her with the sexy side of science!

Amaryllis: GREAT! Let's doll you up!

Ruby: OH BOY! It's a makeover!

Weiss: Okay, but maybe we should start with the drss.

Kohaku: Okay then.

She began to take her clothes off.

(Y/N): (covering eyes) HEY! WHOA! YOU'RE CHANGING OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US?!

Senku: What's the porblem? Still, no need to be so bold, this is a beauty contest.

Soyuz was turning away with his heart beating super fast.

One chance of clothes later...

Kohaku: This is comfortable, but not easy to move in.

Kohaku: Kicks will be especially difficult.

Kohaku did a full circle kick like she used on Tsukasa.

Gen: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Blake: Not to mention the sword and shield.

Soyuz: Why are these your go-to accessories?

Yang: Well, now we got the makeup to do.

Senku: Yeah, we can't do anything with what we've got on hand.

Sci-TWi: Let's head to the ship and get the lab.

Our heroes marched on to the Perseus, only to see flames around.

Amaryllis: You people arrived on that? I've never seen such a massive boat in all my life.

Ruby: (looking through the telescope) Looks like our enemies have hijacked it.

Senku: No surprise, these guys aren't total morons.

They were tying up eveyrone who was stoned.

Kohaku: DAMN IT! Our friends!

(Y/N): It's okay, Kohaku, we'll get them back to normal.

You saw an old man on a boat.

(Y/N): Amaryllis, is that guy the leader?

Amaryllis: No, the master is much younger. That is the Master's right-hand man, Minister Ibara. He relays all the orders given to him by the master.

Ibara (Minister of Treasure Island! This creepy old man is the right hand man of the Master! But is he really? He is a cruel and ruthless man, but also desires pleasure, wanting to grab as many women as he can for his harem! Voiced by Larry Brantley (The Voice of Hody Jones!))

Ibara: Magnificent! You've done well indeed, Kirisame! Taking this fantastic craft in such tip-top condition! It is sure to make the master pleased.

???: Lord Ibara, the equipment on this ship is beyond our understanding. Perhaps this is sorcery from those who escaped this island. It shoudl be destroyed at once!

Kirisame (One of Ibara's top fighters! Even though she serves under Ibara, her true loyalty is to the master! Hates being lied to and manipulated! Despite acting cold, she has a few cracks showing a desire for love and attention! Voiced by Lindsay Seidel (The Voice of Nejire Hado and Maya Fey!))

Ibara: Now just a moment, Kirisame, do you presume to offer advice when you know it's the Master who decides these things?

Kirisame: N-No ... pardon me.

Kirisame's voice was passing off the feelings of anger and resentment for IBara.

Ibara: I must say this one's garb is fine too.

He inspected the clothes of Chrome.

Ibara: these poses make stripping them a challenge, but it's nothing some smashing won't fix.

He broke Chrome's head, arms, and legs off and you growled in anger, but made sure not to move!

Kohaku however-

Kohaku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Y/N): KOHAKU! DON'T!

She charged towards the ship!

???: What are you doing here?

Kirisame appeared above her.

Kohaku: What? I didn't sense her at all.

Kirisame started to attack Kohaku, destroying massive chunks of boulder!

As Kohaku tried to move, the dress stopped her movement, and Kirisame Kicked Kohaku across the face!

Kohaku: ARGH! Damn it! She's tough!

Ruby: WHOA! She really is strong! Kohaku's getting overwhelmed!

Kohaku: She's too much to handle barehanded! If I'm going to fight back! It as to be now! LAB! LAB LAB! NEED LAB! SOMEHOW OR OTHER!

Kirisam: Lab?

Blake: Of course, they don't know that word. Only those who sid with us would.

Gen: Hey, Lab old buddy old pal! Sounds like your girlfriend is calling you!

(Y/N): OH!

You go right to Kohaku.

(Y/N): Hey, there you are. I was looking for y-

Kohaku pulled you into a kiss!

Yang: NICE!

Weiss: Kohaku seems to be a good kisser, because (Y/N) is-

(Y/N): (getting a nosebleed) SO CUTE!

Kirisame: I ... I ...

Kirisame turned bright red as she looked at you.

Gen: Looks like our little warrior has feelings already.

Amaryllis: (annoyed) WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME?!

Blake: Amaryllis, are you okay?

Amaryllis: Y-Yeah.

Kirisame: O-Okay! Just get yourselves home at once!

(Y/N): Okay, Cutey!

Kirisame: SH-SHUT UP!

On the ship, Ginro was hiding in a barrel.

Ginro: Of course they need a lab. Looks like they're in trouble.

A Few Hours Earlier...

Kirisame threw something rigth at the Perseus!

Ryusui: What the hell is that? Is that a grenade or something?! SHIT!

Ukyo shot an arrow at it and a giant flash of green light rang out!

Ryusui: SUIKA!

Ryusui kicked her off the ship!

Ryusui: TELL (Y/N) AND THE OTHERS THAT WE'RE UNDER ATTA-

Ryusui couldn't finish as he was turned to stone.

Ginro saw and swam under the water!

Ginro: JUST KEEP SWIMMING! SWIM SWIM!!!

He closed his eyes as it looked like he was finished and-

Ginro: I'm fine? It stopped?

He swam to teh ship and saw everyone turned to stone!

Ginro: Everyone's stone! Even ... Kinro!

He began to cry at seeing his brother petrified.

Then he noticed the villagers coming.

Ginro: SHIT! I GOT TO HIDE!

He jumped into a nearby barrel and hid.

Present...

Ginro saw everything, including Ibara and Kirisame talking.

Ginro: Hey ... is that- THAT VOICE! KOHAKU! AND THE OTHERS TOO!

(Y/N): HEY! There's someone still on the ship!

Ruby: Who is it?

(Y/N): GINRO!

Senku: What?!

Kohaku: Seriously?

Weiss: GINRO?!

Amaryllis: What's wrong with this Ginro?

(Y/N): He's a good guy and all, we can count on him. But well ... he's kind of a coward.

Ginro was doing faces!

Yang: MORON! YOU NEED TO HELP US!

Ibara: What was that?

Ginro: EEK!

He hid in the barrel!

Ibara: Did someone just touch this barrel?

Soldier: No, Lord Ibara.

Ibara: Then how did it move?

He looked inside and Ginro saw his freaky eyes!

Ginro held his mouth to try and not scream as his heart beat faster and faster and faster and then-

???: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ibara: Now what was that?

Kirisame: This way!

Ibara, Kirisame, and their men saw a bunch of goats.

Kirisame: It seems these are the goats spoken of in the 100 tales.

Soldier: No, I was closer to the earlier noise. Sounded like soemthing big fell over.

Ibara: Either way, the Master will be pleased with this find.

Suika was hiding in her helmet.

Ginro: Phew, at least they didn't notice me.

Kohaku: It sounds like someone made a commotion in the greenhouse.

(Y/N): YES!

Senku: Looks like we know who's hiding in there.

Ruby: Someone we can always count on!

Weiss: A little one who is skilled at stealth.

Suika: To the Science Lab!

Suika came out of her disguise the moment that the bad guys left.

She then started sneaking around and used a bunch of hay to disguise a cart.

Ginro on the other hand was sneaking about.

Ginro: I'm getting out of here alive! Looks likke they're loading the boats! Now I just got to-

He saw Ginro at grabbed him!

Ginro: Don't worry Bro, I've got you.

He began to carry his brother as Suika was bouncing around!

Ginro: SUIKA?!

Suika: I got their attention! Go!

Ginro looked at his brother and realized the stakes!

Ginro: Just hang in there Bro, we'll get you out of this!

He moved a lever that was attached to the cart and one of the soldiers saw Suika's melon head!

Soldier: THERE YOU ARE! What?!

He looked inside to see that Suika wasn't there and-

Ibara: WHAT THE?!

Suika was using the controls!

Ginro: HAHAHAHA! THIS MOBILE LAB IS AWESOME!

Suika and Ginro were off already as you all were picked up!

(Y/N): Great work you two!

You pat both Ginro and Suika on the heads.

Ruby hugged them too!

Ruby: You both were amzing!

Suika: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ginro: (blushing hard and getting a nosebleed)!

Blake: Uh, I hate to interrupt the celebration, but we're surrounded!

Ibara's men cornered the mobile lab!

Gen: We should have expected this.

Soldier: Crap! I can't see anything here!

Soldier 2: It looks like a boat ... or maybe some monster.

Soyuz: Hey, that's right! They don't know what vehicles that move are! In their minds, it looks like a monster!

Senku: Guess we can use that to our advantage!

Sci-Twi looked outside to see flowers.

Sci-Twi: Hey Amaryllis, what are those flowers?

Amaryllis: That's jasmine.

Gen: We're far enough south that it grows here?! And really, Sci-Twi? Are you thinking of tea right now?

Sci-Twi: NO! Looks like we can use the shells that Amaryllis had!

Amaryllis: Shells?

Senku: Of course! Ther'es gonna be exhaust no matter what! So we might as well give it a smell to be excited about!

Jasmine plus the amines in seafood make skatole!

Gen: Skatole? That name sounds really foul.

Senku and Sci-Twi made poop.

Weiss: WHAT?!

Ginro: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT?!

(Y/N): Yeah, seriously?!

Sci-Twi: Hang on, this should work.

Sci-Twi used sulfur and-

Gen made a fart noise with his hands as out came the poop gas!

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAB IS FARTING!!!

Ruby: That was good thinking!

Suika: ALRIGHT!

(Y/N): OH GOD! THAT SMELLS!

Kohaku: Too much!

Weiss: This is as bad as one of Gasser's fart attacks!

With that, you're all safe!

Gen: Now we can finally execute our plan to cute-ify Kohaku!

Ginro: Say what?

Ruby: We're going to sneak into the master's harem and take the petrification weapon!

Ginro: Oh ... that's great.

You all went into an underwater cave with the Mobile Lab!

Suika: It's so sparkly in here!

Yang: I bet that bastard Ibara is having a tough time looking for us!

Meanwhile...

Ibara hit his soldiers with his hat!

Ibara: YOU NUMBSKULLS! GET LOOKING!

The soldiers got to looking not even noticing Amaryllis nearby.

Kohaku: I wonder if they're still going to conduct the harem selection.

Amaryllis: Oh, they will. Moz wouldn't miss it for the world.

(Y/N): Moz ... he's as strong as Kirisame right?

Amaryllis: Yes, he's not cautious about anything compared to Minister Ibara. He only has eyes for cute girls.

(Y/N): BASTARD!

She brought an assortment of coconuts and other fruits.

Sc-Twi: PERFECT!

Amaryllis: R-Really?

Senku: Yeah, this is ore than enough. Now time for the map!

Sci-Twi: On it.

Sci-Twi drew the map!

Suika: ALL THIS?!

Sci-Twi: And by midday too!

(Y/N): Okay, first let's do your hair, Kohaku!

You undid her hair bow and it smacked you in the face!

(Y/N): AGH!

Weiss: Wow ... that was impressive.

Amaryllis: No wonder it was all tied up.

Senku: Okay, now let's use some coconut oil from this Southern Island with some sodium hydroxide and Sulfuric Acid!

Gen: Ah, it feels good to have the lab again!

Sci-Twi: Next, we salt and oil it to thicken it up and-

Ruby: WE GOT SHAMPOO!

Ruby applied it to Kohaku's hair!

Kohaku: MY HAIR! It feels amazing!

Gen: Now to dry it up!

Gen used a giant fan to blow Kohaku's hair and it got spiked!

Ruby: W-Wow ... that's some intense hair alright!

(Y/N): We're going to need some conditioner.

Senku: Hang on. Each strand of hair is wrapped in a cuticle, kind of like the skin of a mushroom. When you lather it with shampoo, the dirt and grime get stripped. But that protective layer gets ragged.

Amaryllis: That explains why Kohaku's hair is so stiff after washing.

Kohaku: Wow, the way Senku describes it makes it so interesting!

Yang: Lucky to be bald Soyuz?

Soyuz: Well, I mean .... kind of.

Sci-Twi: Okay, with the hair cortex exposed by our alkali, we add a bit of sugar in order for the surface to get a negative electric charge!

She brought out honey, lemon, and coconuts.

(Y/N): Conditioner time!

You all washed Kohaku's hair with the conditioner and Gen used the fan again!

(Y/N): Nice!

Sci-Twi: Now for some perfume and lipstick!

Sci-Twi and Senku got to work!

Amaryllis: YOU GOT THIS FROM COCONUTS?! AMAZING!

(Y/N): Heh, that's why they're our chief scientists.

Kohaku: Okay! I'll become cute with the power of science by smearing it on my face!

Kohaku applied her makeup and-

Everyone:

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Ruby: That's going to haunt my dreams!

Yang: THAT'S EVEN SCARIER THAN A GOD DAMN LICKER, NEMESIS, THOSE REGENERATOR THINGS, AND HOLLOWS!

Senku: Maybe we should put forward multiple candidates.

Amaryllis: Hang on.

Amaryllis had a go at it!

(Y/N): AWWWWWWWWW! SO CUTE!

Ginro: She really is Ruri's little sister!

Weiss: Wow, Amaryllis, that was incredible.

Amaryllis: Hey, watch this!

She did it on Senku!

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI SENKI!!!

Senku: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THERE IS A TEN BILLION PERCENT CHANCE I AM NOT GOING THROUGH WITH THIS!

Gen: Try me!

Amaryllis did Gen!

Ruby: LOOKING GREAT GEN!

Gen: (feminine voice) I can even change my voice!

Blake: Very impressive.

(Y/N): Eh, Soyuz, what about-

Soyuz: No way!

(Y/N): Okay, we need someone more petitie and high-pitched. Like-

You all looked at Ginro.

Ginro: Wh-WHAT?! NO! NO NO NO NO! I AM NOT DOING THIS! I AM A MAN! NOT A-

Much later...

???: Okay, the Harem Selection is about to start! Man I look forward to this!

Moz (Ibara's right-hand man! He is the strongest fighter on Treasure Island right above Kirisame! He's a total perv who loves cute girls! Voiced by Reagan Murdock!)

Moz: I always look forward to some cute girls!

Team RWBY stepped up in beautiful dresses!

Ruby: Let's go ladies!

Amaryllis, Kohaku, and Ginro were also with them!

Ginro: (crying) WHY ME?!

Weiss: Oh shut it, Ginrolina.

Yang: Now work those asses, ladies!

Blake: Yang, don't be so promiscuous.

Yang: Why not? I'm flaunting with sex appeal!

You watched nearby.

(Y/N): Good luck, girls!