Doobie Wah!


Ruby: Can we really be sure that guy is a Rock Human? 

Weiss: I can't see any other reason. 

Yasuho: I just looked him up. He's Aisho Dainenjiyama. He's 29 years old and his address is Morioh 846-6. His occupation is a worker at the home of the Fair-Weather Birdies, Morioh Stadium. 

Tsusrugi: He's a Pro Baseball Player? 

Yasuho: No, he's on the management staff at the stadium, and he's a citizen of Morioh. When that citizen keeps passing by that intersection every day, he doesn't seem to do anything the least bit out of the ordinary. The stadium is across the park. 

Yang: So, why would Jobin be in league with the Rock Humans then? 

Yasuho: I don't know. I'm not seeing anything that connects him to Jobin in any particular way. Though there is one thing worth mentioning, I found this out leading in a different direction. It's incomprehensible and freaky, too. Morioh Stadium was standing on low elevation land so it was damaged in the tsunami, and the one who did the plans for the renovations was- 

Weiss: Yotsuyu, the architect. The one who created the Higashikata Household, and someone who wanted (Y/N) dead. 

Tsurugi: That means that it all centers around the fruit, the earthquakes, and (Y/N). 

They were out looking for Aisho, and soon they saw him! 

Ruby: LOOK! I SEE HIM! And he has the fruit with him in a pot! 

Tsurugi: AGH! HE DOES HAVE IT! 

Blake: What is he bringing them every day? 

Weiss: This definitely confirms that the fruit that cures the Rock Disease that Tsurugi has is growing in Morioh somewhere. 

Yasuho: Okay, we'll trail him to wherever he's going. But do you think his goal for coming to this intersection was to meet with Jobin? 

Ruby: It's a possibility. 

Tsurugi was about to take off. 

Ruby: TSURUGI! WAIT! This guy was in league with Yotsuyu, so we know he has to have a Stand! 

Blake: Not to mention, we don't know what he can do. If we charge in, we'll be in big trouble. 

Tsurugi: But we won't be able to see him from the park's trees. 

Yasuho: Hang on, maybe if you use your Stand to turn Paisley Park into origami, we can track him. 

Tsurugi did just that, and turned Yasuho's smartphone into an origami frog, and it followed Aisho! 

The girls and Tsurugi were able to watch from Yasuho's laptop! 

Weiss: Now we got him, and- What?! 

Weiss saw the fruits were gone. 

Weiss: Where did the fruits go?! 

Everyone: WHAT?!

Tsurugi: WHERE DID IT GO?! IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN HIS ARMS!!! 

Suddenly, they saw a wheelchair that had fallen over and-

Ruby: The fruit pot has been broken! He threw it away and left! 

Yang: Wasn't there an old man nearby? 

Yasuho: Yes, I remember seeing him. What happened to him? 

They saw the old man crawling away, and then something began to the leg he missed!

He was eating the fruit! 

Tsurugi: HE'S EATING IT! 

Yang: What the hell is happening to his leg?! 

He then started to run! 

Old Man: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

He jumped into a car with another old woman! 

Old Man: It's magnificent! So wonderful! Ah dear, I never thought I could feel so full of energy! My leg, which I lost in the surgery, is back! I don't care how much it costs, as long as I can eat those, I'll pay any price! I'll trade anything! 

And then rocks came out of his eyes! 

Old Man: It's an equivalent exchange! For those eyes, I just need to eat those! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Yasuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Team RWBY: TSURUGI! 

They pinned him down so he wouldn't look! 

Tsurugi: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! STOP! WHAT'S GOING ON?! 

Ruby: YOU'RE TOO INNOCENT TO LOOK! 

Yang: That Aisho guy! He's a dealer! 

Blake: There's a piece left! We got to get it back! 

But then- 

Tsurugi: AAAAAAAAGH! 

Tsurugi and Yasuho coughed up blood! 

Aisho had stepped on the origami frog! 

Then he kicked it away, sending the two flying into a door! 

Ruby: YASUHO! TSURUGI! 

Yang: SHIT! HE FOUND US! 

Tsurugi: NO! THIS IS BAD! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! 

Yasuho: Calm down Tsurugi, don't panic! 

Aisho began to look around. 

Ruby: So, he doesn't know where we are. 

Blake: He's doing what we're doing, being cautious. 

Aisho: Damn, those birds are pretty fucked up. 

He then pulled out his smartphone and made a call. 

Phone: The number you have dialed is currently in a location where a connection cannot be made or is not powered on. If you would like to leave a message- 

It was Yotsuyu's number. 

He then tried to crush the frog! 

Tsurugi: OH NO! IF HE BREAKS IT, WE'RE FINISHED! 

Ruby: YASUHO! 

Yasuho chose a banana peel on her laptop, which appeared under Aisho's foot, and he slipped! 

But for some reason, he didn't fall. 

Aisho: Huh? 

He grabbed it, and it transformed into multiple origami frogs! 

Yang: Hah! Time to go! 

They started running! 

Yasuho: This should be a good time to say it, but from Tsurugi's frog, I saw his ID! He's employed and on break. He exited the security room 9 minutes before the current time. 

Ruby: That means he came to that intersection to meet up and then went to the park! There must be a fruit tree between this park and the stadium! 

Weiss: Then we look in the stadium! 

Aisho was soon done stomping. 

Aisho: Did something happen to Yotsuyu? Why can't I reach him? And am I being shown an illusion because of that cell phone-looking thing I touched with my foot? No doubt about it, I'm being tailed. The ones following me are the same as me. They can attack the ones they touch. 

The girls and Tsurugi started to run as Paper Moon King hopped back. 

Blake: It's back? Does that mean he followed us? 

Yasuho: Blake, that's not possible. There's no way we could be tailed by him all the way here. 

Tsurugi: Yes, to Aisho Dainenjiyama, those fallen leaves still look just like my frog. He can't tell them apart. There's no way he could have found it. 

Just then, the wind started to pick up! 

Ruby: STAND! STAND! IT'S A STAND! 

It attacked Paper Moon King and Tsurugi began to bleed from his right foot! 

Tsurugi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yasuho quickly grabbed Tsurugi into her arms as it began to attack again! 

Yasuho: It is a Stand! 

Weiss: This is Aisho's Stand! MOVE IT! 

They all started to run as the cyclone Stand went into pursuit! 

Ruby: COME ON! OUT THE WINDOW! 

Ruby saw an open window and jumped out of it! 

Ruby: GUNS AND ROSES! 

Ruby used Guns and Roses to fire a bullet from its scythe arms, and a rope materialized! 

Nearby... 

Aisho felt one of the birds near him poop on his shoulder. 

Aisho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He threw hsi shoe at them, and they got irritated and started to poop on him! 

Aisho: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! 

He turned to stone! 

Then, after he woke up, he could have sworn he heard Yotsuyu's voice in his head. 

Aisho: Yotsuyu wouldn't be sleeping or hiding someplace right now. The reason I can't get a hold of him is that something happened to him. That's why somebody was spying on the exchange in the park. Something fucking weird is going on. If they're coming into our territory, then it only makes sense to remove them. They know of the exchange aspect of the Locaca. 

Back with the others... 

As they descended down the rope, the vortex stand attacked and- 

Weiss: ICE ICE BABY! 

Weiss used her Stand to turn the falling rope to ice and threw it to Blake! 

Blake: HONKY CAT! 

Blake stuck to the wall and jammed the ice rope into the wall to use her shadow and stop the fall! 

Blake: Let's run! 

Soon enough... 

They had been running pretty far! 

Ruby: How much farther? 

Tsurugi: Let's go a little further. It could be 100 meters or even 10,000. 

Yasuho: Wait, that fruit and the old man's condition. I don't think that's something illegal. But because of that, it makes me feel like it's something even worse. 

Tsurugi: That fruit, it's powerful! I don't know what Aisho and my Dad are doing, but we have to get that fruit! We should call (Y/N) and go to Morioh Stadium! Everyone, thank you. 

Ruby: Hey, it's no big deal, Tsurugi! 

They noticed the wind picking up. 

Yang: The fucker is coming back! 

Yasuho chose to get a bus with her phone. 

Yasuho: Let's move or we'll be killed in any second. 

They ran to the bus door and dove in! 

Then Yasuho used Paisley Park to start it up! 

It took off, leaving the little deadly tornado behind! 

Yasuho: Did we make it outside the range? 

Weiss: I can't tell,  but it can't- 

That's when it appeared inside the bus! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Yasuho: HOW DID IT GET INSIDE?! 

Suddenly it went to some people who were exhaling. 

Tsurugi: HUH?! That's it! 

Ruby: OUR BREATH! The vortex has appeared in response to our exhaling! 

Everyone covered their mouths and it disappeared. 

Yasuho: It really is our breath! 

Tsurugi: The more we breathe, the bigger it becomes. So, will it disappear if we stop? 

Soon Yasuho let go of her breath as it started to get bigger! 

Meanwhile... 

Jobin got a call. 

Jobin: Hello? Oh, it's you. I told you not to contact me. We're only meeting at the intersection. 

Aisho: I know this is sudden, but it's about the Locacaca. I don't know who they are, but just now, some people are tailing and investigating me. I can't even contact Yotsuyu. That's teh big problem here! There are bad things happening to me! Then I came to the conclusion that Yotsuyu and this with the Locacaca are the work of someone! 

Jobin: I think I know what you mean. 

Aisho: Good, I'll dispose of them. 

Aisho then hung up. 

Aisho: I'm locked on to eliminating these pests, but Doobie Wah sure is taking a while to come back. How many more seconds can they keep holding their breath just to run? 

On the bus, Yang took a newspaper and, using her Stan,d sucked up the vortex, and then spit it out the window! 

Yang: HA! TRY AND CATCH US NOW ASSHOLE! YOU WON'T BE ABLE T- 

It kept on coming! 

Ruby: HOLD YOUR BREATHS! 

Everyone held their breaths as they got out of the bus to escape! 

They kept running and running until they saw an ambulance, and the vortex was getting smaller! 

Then they used oxygen tanks to help them breathe! 

Doobie Wah disappeared! 

Ruby: ALRIGHT! WE DID IT! 

But then it returned through Yasuho's breathing mask! 

Yasuho: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yasuho: NO GOOD, THIS THING IS SERIOUS! IT'S SET TO ELMINIATE IT! 

It was then that they saw Jobin and Aisho! 

Ruby: IT'S THEM! 

Tsurugi: D-Dad. 

Aisho: Well, well, well, look what we have here. What the hell is this Jobin Higashikata? That's your Son! 

Tsurugi: DAD! I BELIEVE IN YOU! I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T BETRAY US! 

Aisho: This coming from a kid who sneaks around behind his dad's back? Impossible! This incident, we're ending it with you taking responsibility! Now, Jobin give me permission to kill your Son! 

An origami car came right to Tsurugi! 

Aisho: WELL?! WHAT IS IT?! ANSWER ME, JOBIN HIGA- 

Suddenly, Aisho was run over by a bus! Smashing him to bits! 

Doobie Wah disappeared into nothing! 

Ruby: A BUS?! 

Yang: Well, that was straight out of a movie death scene. Wait, where's Jobin? 

Tsurugi: He was never there, Yang. Paper Moon King's origami made him interpret the appearance of every bus in teh town as my Dad. He chased a bus and came here. 

Blake: He was talking to a bus the whole time. 

Tsurugi: I just ... killed a guy. 

Yasuho hugged him. 

Yasuho: You did well, Tsurugi, don't worry. 

Weiss: Looks like he really was a Rock Human and in league with Yotsuyu after all. 

Ruby: But that still doesn't explain why Jobin is working with them. You don't think this is a criminal organization or something, right?! 

They then checked the cameras at the stadium. 

Yasuho: Okay, this is 4:04 yesterday. Aisho is on a regular duty as a security guard. Now let's see- 

They saw him walk out at 4:43 with the plant. 

Tsurugi: THERE! He's carrying the potted fruit plant! 

Blake: So he leaves the stadium carrying that pot, and he walks through the park to make the trade with the old man. When Morioh Stadium Staff leave work, they have to go through the staff entrance. And the outside camera is at 4:44, when he had it, and he didn't have it at the gate at 4:38, that's a five-minute gap. 

That's when they heard something! 

Blake: Something's here! 

Ruby: Who is it?! 

Yasuho: Is it- 

(Y/N): Hey, what's up? 

You appeared. 

Yasuho: (Y/N)!!!!!!! 

Yasuho ran to hug you! 

(Y/N): Hey Yasu- OOF! 

She gave you a big hug! 

Yasuho: (crying) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! 

Ruby and Weiss: AWWWWW! 

Blake: Hahaha, Yasuho is kind of cute. 

Yang: She's a total cutie. Lucky bastard as always. 

(Y/N): Hey, you're not hurt, right? 

Yasuho: It's ... nothing. 

The girls and Tsurugi agreed to leave you both alone for now. 


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