Crushing Crush!


Spyro and Spike arrived at the last realm in Summer Forest, Aquaria Towers! 

All of the seahorses in the region were depleted of their water, and a bunch of jerks in diving suits had taken the water from them! 

Spike: Well, time to return the water! And hopefully- 

Spyro: Not run into that cheapskate again? 

Spike: EXACTLY! 

They both continued onward and began to hit switches, raising the water level. 

Moving throughout the area, they also had to deal with a bunch of robot sharks. 

Spike easily dealt with them thanks to a Fire Dragon Iron Fist! 

Seahorse: Thank you so much, Spike and Spyro! Our world is wet again! Here, have this talisman! 

They received a golden conch shell! 

Spike: Well, that should be the last one! 

Back at Summer Forest... 

They approached the entrance to the castle. 

Elora: Hey there, Boys! Did you get all of the talismans? 

Spike: Sure did, Elora! 

Elora: That's fantastic! 

Spyro: Say, how did Ripto even find out about this place? 

Elora: I guess you're both owed an explanation. Last week the Professor was working on a super portal technology. 

Flashback... 

The Professor was adjusting the orbs on a giant portal. 

Professor: Alright, that's the last orb in place. All we need now is some coordinates. 

Hunter: Oh! How about 22475? That's my birthday! 

Hunter put in the numbers. 

Elora: Wait, Hunter, don't you think that's being a bit hasty? 

Hunter: Oh what's the worst that can happen? 

He turned on the machine. 

Then Ripto shot out! 

Ripto: UGH! That was- AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Crush and Gulp were launched on top of him! 

Ripto: AGH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU WORTHLESS BUFFOONS! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST- 

He saw the trio. 

Ripto: Where are we? 

Then he sniffed around for dragons, including sniffing the Professor for dragon scent, tossing him aside, causing his glasses to crack upon falling. 

Ripto: Hmm ... no dragons, huh? Wonderful! Crush! Go and get my bags, we're moving in! Say hello to your new King! 

Elora: OH NO! Professor! The portal! 

Professor: OH MY! I can't see the switch with my glasses like this! 

Crush in the meantime was trying to move the orbs. 

Ripto: NO YOU IDIOT! GO THROUGH THE PORTAL! 

Elora then summoned some fairies! 

Elora: Quickly! Take the orbs and hide them! 

The fairies grabbed the orbs for the portal and started to move them around! 

Ripto: NO! CRUSH! GULP! GET THE ORBS!!! 

Both of Ripto's idiotic minions took off to retrieve the orbs! 

Ripto then grabbed one as a fairy was taking it off! 

Ripto: YOU DESPICABLE CREATURE! I'LL KILL YOU! 

Elora: This isn't good. Hey, Hunter, why are you still here? 

Hunter: Well, I would have gone after him, but then I heard him say something about not liking dragons. 

Elora: Hey Professor, do you think we could find some dragons to help us? 

Professor: Yes, yes, I think so. We'll need a world that's better aligned to catching some of these creatures. Why not, Glimmer? 

Both Elora and Hunter nodded. 

End of Flashback... 

Spike: Talk about an experiment gone wrong. Well, let's go and flame this shrimp's ass! 

Spyro: You said it, Pal! 

Both Spike and Spyro took off into the castle, using the Guidebook with the 7 collected talismans to open the way inside! 

Inside the Castle... 

Ripto heard the sound of rumbling! 

Ripto: WHO'S THERE?! WHAt'S GOING ON?! 

Both dragons burst in! 

Spyro: Hey Ripto, sorry to crash the party, but it's time you leave! 

Spike: Get out of this castle, and leave Avalar alone! 

Ripto: YOU TWO AGAIN?! CRUSH! GET THEM! 

Crush appeared roaring in their faces. 

Spike: UGH! Man, your breath stinks! What did you eat?! 

https://youtu.be/_UG8BBf3bOM

Crush started to use some platforms nearby, which powered up his club, causing blue waves to go across the ground whenever he smashed his weapon! 

Spyro: JUMP! 

Spike: Well, you can jump, I can fly! 

Spike took to the air and punched Crush in the face, with the idiotic dinosaur swinging his club at him, only to get blasted in the ass by Spyro's fire breath! 

Crush cried out in pain and stomped in anger, only for some rubble to hit him on the head. 

Spike: Wow, this guy really is a moron! He makes Natsu look like a genius! Hey, Crush, I'll give you a chance to hit me! 

Crush charged at Spike and tried to bash him with his weapon, only to run into a wall! 

Spyro: Yoohoo! Over here! 

Spyro stayed still in the center as Crush charged, and- 

Spike: AND THAT'S THAT! 

Spike hit the ceiling as large pieces of the ceiling fell on Crush! 

Crush: 

https://youtu.be/OvHD9Y1RFn8

Crush was flattened! 

Ripto: NOOOOOO CRUSH! 

Spike: Give it up Ripto! 

Ripto: GRRR! You may have defeated that simpleton, ut Gulp will be more than a match for you! 

Spyro: Bring it, Short Stack! 

Ripto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! GULP! 

Gulp charged through a big gate! 

Ripto: Destroy them, and make sure it's painful! 

But before Gulp could move, the ceiling began to rumble. 

Spike: Guess that was too much. 

Ripto: GULP! RETREAT! 

Ripto got onto Gulp's back and they took off. 

Ripto: This is far from over, dragons! 

Spyro: Man, what a wuss. 

Spike: I know. 

With the power of the talismans, Summer Forest was returned to normal. 

In the Autumn Plains... 

Moneybags was moving about the castle. 

Moneybags: That Ripto has caused enough damage. All of his meddling has cost me a fortune. If it weren't for Spike and Spyro, I would be bankrupt. 

Ripto began to approach Moneybacks, still riding on Gulp's back. 

Moneybags: If Ripto were here, I would give him a lot more than that. I was a champion heavyweight boxer in the University. In fact, I still know a few moves. 

He punched right at Gulp and noticed them. 

Moneybags: Eep! 

Ripto: Boo. 

Moneybags: 

https://youtu.be/UfY-DC22K_s

Play from 0:20-end... 

He fell back and landed right onto his head! 

Ripto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Autumn Plains was taken over by Ripto! 


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