Welcome to the Tendo Dojo!
Tokyo, Japan, the Nerima Distrcit...
Tendō Dojo (Home of the Tendo Family! It is where the Anything Goes Martial Arts is practiced by Soun Tendo!)
???: KASUMI! NABIKI! AKANE!!
Soun Tendo (Patriarch of the Tendo Family! He is a very emotional man who usually tears up at sad moments in his life! Ever since his wife passed away, he has dedicated himself to taking care of this three daughters! He is Genma's best friend as the two have practiced in Anything Goes Martial Arts! Although, he is a better person, and a better dad!)
Sōun walked throughout his home, calling on his three daughters.
Soun: Kasumi, do you have a moment?
???: Oh, hello Father, what is it?
Kasumi Tendo (Soun's eldest daughter! She is a very kind-hearted and beautiful woman who is kind to everyone she interacts with! Due to her mother's passing, she has taken it upon herself to take care of her father and sisters! While she may appear to be innocent, don't be fooled, Kasumi is actually highly intelligent and will offer wise advice to her sisters!)
Soun: I must speak to you and your sisters.
Kasumi: Oh. Very well then, I will put hold on dinner for now.
Then...
Soun went to his middle daughter next.
Soun: Nabiki.
A girl lying on a bed with her legs crossed, and munching on sound chips turned.
Nabiki: What's the word, Dad?
Nabiki Tendo (Soun's middle daughter! She's a sexy and flirtatious woman who will do anything to make a quick buck! Like Kasumi, she's highly intelligent and uses her smarts and looks to get what she wants! Though there are things she will not stoop to get her money! She's a wild card and while good to have on your side, be cautious! Plain and simple: Gold Digger!)
Soun: I must speak with you and your sisters.
Nabiki: Okay, this should be humorous for a bit.
Soun then searched for his youngest daughter.
Soun: AKANE?! Where is she?
???: I'M HOME DAD!
The youngest of Soun's daughters appeared as she changed her clothes after arriving from a jog.
Akane Tendo (Soun's youngest daughter! She's a tomboy and martial artist! While she's a bit sensitive about how she's less feminine than her older sisters, Akane takes pride in her status as the heir to the dojo! She's a kind-hearted girl like Kasumi, but has little patience for perverts, and really can't stand men who hit on her! As such, she will beat those guys up until they are in the hospital! Despite her interests and short temper, she's super adorable, and you should stay on her good side if you know what's good for you!)
Akane: HIYAH!
Akane punched 100 plates as she changed into her fighting gi, and then did a bunch of kicks to a sandbag!
Nabiki: My, there you go again, Akane. You know, if you keep up that behavior, no guy will go out with you.
Akane: Please Nabiki, going after boys is a waste of time. I have better things to worry about. Besides, if any guy goes out with you, you will bleed them dry of their money.
Nabiki: Hey, money makes the world go round little sister. I wouldn't be doing this if Dad could actually get students.
Akane: Geez, you can be a total bitch you know that?
Nabiki: Heh, I'm just good at playing the part.
Soon...
All three of the girls gathered around their father.
Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane: FIANCÉ?!
Soun: Yes, you see, an old friend of mine is bringing his son over. His name is Ranma. If one of you three were to marry him, then you can carry on our dojo's legacy for-
Akane: DAD!
Akane slammed her hands down, shocking Soun!
Akane: DON'T WE GET A SAY IN THIS?!
Kasumi: I agree with Akane, Father, we don't even know him yet.
Meanwhile ... near the dojo...
You uppercutted Genma!
(Y/N): WHAT THE HELL, YOU ASSHOLE!
Ranma: What can I say? My old man's a pain in the ass.
Yang: Seriously, licking you a girlfriend without your opinion?
Weiss: I guess the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Ranma: Let me guess, you don't get along with your Dad?
Weiss: I haven't talked to him in years.
Ranma: Touché.
Ruby: You know Ranma, I know you're a guy under that look, but, you're kind of cute!
Ranma: (blushing) Wh-Who asked you?!
She turned around while blushing.
(Y/N): Hey, easy. We'll find a way to fix this. It's a shame though, I'm sure you'd be a cool big bro to your female self.
Ranma: I CAN'T HEAR YOU GUYS, LALALALALALALALALALALALA!
Genma: "Don't be such a woman, Ranma."
You and the girls glared at him and beat the dumbass panda man up!
Blake: You were saying, Genma?
Genma: "Damn ... it."
Back at the Tendo Dojo...
Kasumi: So, how old is he?
Nabiki: Is he cute?
Soun: I don't know.
Nabiki and Kasumi blinked.
Soun: I ... have never met him before.
Akane: Seriously, Dad?
???: Is this the place, dumbass?
???2: "Yes."
???3: Well, here we go.
Soun: Oh, visitors.
Nabiki: I really hope he's cute!
Kasumi: (blushing) Well ... here we go.
Akane: I still say this is a waste of time.
The four walked to the entrance to see you, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Ranma carrying Genma, who was bruised and beaten up.
Ruby: Hi!
(Y/N): Look, it's a long story.
All four of the Tendos blinked in confusion.
Kasumi: Father, do you know these people?
Soun shook his head rapidly.
Nabiki: There better be some explanation for this crazi-
But she saw you, and had heart eyes.
Nabiki: Hey, that guy is ... a hunk.
Akane: (facepalm) God damn it.
You motioned to Ranma so she could introduce herself.
Ranma: H-Hi, I'm Ranma Saotome, I'm really sorry.
Soun: OH YOU'VE FINALLY COME!
Soun was going to give his future son-in-law a hug, but then noticed the breasts.
And he collapsed.
Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane: FATHER!/DAD!!
And so...
Soun was frothing from the mouth, and had tears coming from his eyes.
(Y/N): We're so sorry for this!
Kasumi: Oh there's no need to be. It wasn't your fault after all.
Nabiki: I can't get mad at a cutie like you.
(Y/N): (blushing) Uh ....
Akane: Oh would you stop it already? Not in front of our guests! By the way, I'm Akane!
Ruby: Hi Akane, I'm Ruby, that's my sister Yang, that's my bestie/girlfriend Weiss, that's my second bestie/Yang's girlfriend Blake, and that's our boyfriend (Y/N).
(Y/N): And yeah, this is Ranma.
Akane blinked a couple of times.
Akane: (smiling) Well, nice to meet you all nonetheless.
Weiss: Anyone got some hot water?
Kasumi: I'll get that.
And so...
You poured hot water on Ranma, and poured boiling water on Genma.
Genma: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
He was steaming hot.
Genma: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
(Y/N): That's for everything I know about you so far!
Ranma: Again ... I'm really sorry.
Ruby: Hey, he kind of sounds like Inuyasha.
Weiss: He ... actually does.
Soun: Saotome, what's going on here?
Genma: How do I explain it? Well-
He grabbed Ranma and-
Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He threw him into the pond outside!
Ranma: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!
You and Yang uppercutted Genma!
Genma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
And he landed flat on Ranma, and was back as a panda.
Genma: "GRRRRRRR!"
Kasumi: Ranma and Mr. Saotome went back to being a girl and a panda. Oh my.
Nabiki: So, what's going on here?
Soun recognized it.
Soun: The Jusenkyo Springs. Of course. Now it all makes sense.
Akane: What does ... Dad?
Soun: There are a set of springs in China where people have drowned. Whoever falls into the springs becomes cursed to transform into whoever drowned in each one.
Ruby: So, Ranma turns into a cute girl when splashed with cold water, and Mr. Genma becomes a panda.
Blake: Still a jerk even when he's like that.
Soun: (crying) HOW HORRIBLE!
(Y/N): I know. I know.
Kasumi: MR. SAOTOME! THAT'S TOO CRUEL!
Nabiki: Geez, even I wouldn't go that far.
(Y/N): Yeah, this guy is basically the scum of the earth as it comes. And also, Ranma is being engaged to one of you three beautiful girls, but I don't think it would be right considering-
Nabiki: Hey Akane, how about you do it? I mean, he's a half-girl and-
Akane: HELL NO! Like- this is- I just- I can't THIS IS TOO WEIRD!!
Ranma: Heh, I don't even have time for a girlfriend. I need to get my manhood back! Besides, who would want to date an ugly girl like you?
Akane turned to Ranma.
Akane: Say what?
Ranma: You heard me. You're ugly.
Ruby: Uh ... Ranma.
Blake: You should apologize now.
Ranma: Why? She's plain u-
Akane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Akane charged at Ranma and beat him until his eyes were black and blue!
Akane: HMPH!
(Y/N): HOLY SHIT!
Kasumi: Oh my.
Nabiki: Yeah, that's not going to work.
Yang: Still, good one.
(Y/N): Yeah ... you're really cute when you're angry.
Akane: (blushing) C-Cute?
(Y/N): Yeah, you're really strong from that alone! Do you need a trainer? Because I can train you both.
Akane: Uh ... yeah.
Nabiki: And you said boys were a waste of time.
Akane: Fuck off Nabiki.
Nabiki: I might have to, isn't that scary?
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