Ukyo Kuonji, Ranma's Childhood Friend, and Okonomiyaki Chef!
???: It's been too long, Genma Saotome.
The masked figure with the spatula came face to face with Genma.
Genma: Have we met before?
???: Don't pretend you don't know me, Ukyo, the one you left behind!
Genma: U-UKYO?!
They lifted their spatula and prepared a devastating attack!
At the Tendo Dojo...
(Y/N): Uh ...
Ranma: What?
(Y/N): Who left an okonomiyaki here?
Ranma: Okonomiyaki?
You picked up the okonomiyaki and it had a message on it.
(Y/N): "To Genma Saotome, meet me at the empty lot at 4:00."
You both found Genma, completely beaten.
Ranma: DAD! HEY DAD!!!
Ranma started to shake his father like crazy and slap him over and over again, until-
Genma: ENOUGH!
He slammed his sound into the ground and then you sighed and-
(Y/N): Idiot.
You hit Genma into the ground.
(Y/N): I have nothing else to say to someone pathetic like-
You noticed a spatula nearby.
(Y/N): "Ranma, you're next."
Then you noticed the masked figure as they took off.
Later...
Ranma got to class where he saw someone cooking.
???: Hello everyone, I'm Ukyo Kuonji, my hobby is cooking Okonomiyaki.
Everyone was in amazement at their cooking skills!
Ukyo Kuonji (Ranma's Childhood friend! Master Okonomiyaki Chef!)
Ukyo: Hello, Ranma, it's been a long time.
Ranma: Wait a second ... I remember you!
Ukyo: FOR TEN LONG YEARS, I'VE LOOKED FOR YOU!
They launched a bunch of spatulas, but Ranma dodged them.
Ranma: You're Ucchan from the Okonomiyaki Cart!
Akane: Ranma, you were childhood friends with him?
Ranma: Yeah. I met Ukyo when Dad and I were training. Ucchan was a nickname I gave her. I practically got free okonomiyaki practically every day.
Akane: Isn't that called theft?
Ranma: Nah, look at this.
He pulled up an Okonomiyaki with a smile face on it.
Ranma: Ukyo would draw little pictures with the sauce.
Students: Wow! That's sweet! A beautiful friendship!
Ukyo: GRR! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU LEFT?!
Ranma: Hmm ...
Ranma remembered riding on the cart.
Kid Ranma: Bye Ucchan! Bye!
Kid Ukyo: YOU JERKS! YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Ranma: Uh ... come to think of it, why the hell were we traveling on your cart?
Akane: IDIOT! THAT'S CLEARLY THEFT!
Genma then popped up.
Genma: NO! UKYO'S FATHER GAVE IT TO ME!
Akane: WAGH! Mr. Saotome, when did you get here?
Genma: I was supposed to take Ukyo as part of the deal, but alas-
Student: What is he a littler of kittens?
Ukyo: You broke your promise and left me behind!
Akane: Didn't you have your father?
Rana: Yeah, why would you want to come up with my idiot Old Man?
Ukyo: You really don't know Ranma?
Ranma: Come on Ukyo, can't we just let bygones be bygones?
Ukyo angrily threw Okonomiyaki in Ranma's face!
Ukyo: NO! Ranma, prepare yourself! Meet me a the field behind the gym after school!
He then stormed off.
Ranma: Some guys just don't make any sense.
After school...
You and Team RWBY saw a giant fighter's ring which looked like a grill.
(Y/N): What is it this time?
Yang: It's a giant grill.
Ukyo stood there, waiting for Ranma.
Ranma: Hey Ucchan!
Ukyo: ARGH! YOU BASTARD! STOP CALLING ME THAT!
He angrily swung his spatula at Ranma, which he took for a ride.
Rama: I thought you liked that name! Can't you just let it go? Let's be buddies again!
Ukyo: YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF MY BUDDY?!
Ruby: So, that's Ukyo?
Weiss: Hmm ... something's off about her.
Akane: That's what I was saying.
Ranma: But Dad was the one who stole your cart and left you in the dust! So why would you be mad at me?
(Y/N): Genma, is there something you-
You saw Genma had turned into his panda form and was playing with a tire.
(Y/N): YOU-
You were strangling him!
(Y/N): YOU TURN BACK AND START TALKING!
Ranma: (standing on Ukyo's spatula) Geez, you're the most stubborn guy I've ever met.
Ukyo: YOU- EAT THIS!
He launched several spatulas at Ranma, and Rama dodged over and over, only for his hand to touch the ring, and-
Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He burned his hand!
(Y/N): Wait-
You dropped an egg onto the ring, and-
(Y/N): THIS IS A GIANT GRILL!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Ukyo: Now get ready for my special recipe! I hope you like it!
He took out a big bowl of batter and lugged it at Ranma, trapping him to the stage!
Ranma: WHAT?!
Ukyo: This is my special deep-dish glue and here comes-
Ukyo unleashed Yakisoba noodles which stuck to Ranma like ropes!
Blake: So, she fights with her cooking?
(Y/N): It's a waste of the food though! RANMA! REMEMBER TO USE THAT!
Ranma: Oh yeah!
Ranma jumped out, by using Haki before Ukyo could slam his spatula onto him!
Ukyo: WHAT?! EAT THIS!
She launched Tempura Flakes and-
Ranma: OH CRAP!
They exploded!
Yang: That smell ... she mixed them with gunpowder!
(Y/N): He means business!
Ranma: Okay! That does it! I'm not going easy on you just because we were friends once!
Ukyo: Finally, you start taking me s- HUH?!
Ranma took the yakisoba noodles and with speed tied Ukyo in them and-
Ranma: GET LOST!
He threw Ukyo out of the ring!
Genma: HOW HORRIBLE! THEY WERE BELOVED FRIENDS SINCE CHILDHOOD! WHY MUST THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER SO?!
Genma was back in his human form.
(Y/N): Well?
Akane: Start talking.
He paused and then went back to being a panda.
Weiss: Can we cook panda?
Genma: "WHAT?!"
Ranma and Ukyo were now on the run.
Ranma: UKYO! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
Ukyo: JACKASS!
The two started launching attacks at each other over and over!
Ranma: Why can't we just bury the hatchet? I truly to be nice to you, and you keep doing this over and over!
Ranma was overpowering Ukyo!
Ukyo: HEY! WAIT!
His outfit got torn up!
Ukyo: DAMN! I HAVE NO CHOICE!
He destroyed a bag of flour, causing a white smoke.
Ranma: UKYO! STOP!
He caught him, and-
Ranma: Huh?
He felt that he touched a boob.
Ranma: Wait a second ...
Ukyo: WHY YOU JACKASS!
Ukyo gave Ranma a big slap to the face!
Ranma: B-B-Breasts? Wait ... does that mean-
Ukyo: (blushing) Y-Yeah.
Ranma: YOU'RE A GIRL?!
Outside...
Genma: Yes, it's true, he is a she.
(Y/N): Oh my God. I get it now.
Ruby: That means-
Akane: Ukyo came all this way-
(Y/N): Because she has a massive crush on Ranma!
Ruby: HOW SWEET!
Back with Ranma and Ukyo...
Ranma: So ... since when?
Ukyo: Since when wh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Ranma poured hot water on her.
Ukyo then socked him in the face!
Ukyo: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA YOU JACKASS?!
Ranma: You didn't change back?
Ukyo: ARE YOU THIS INSANE?!
(Y/N): Uh ... ahem.
Everyone had shown up.
(Y/N): Genma. If you would.
Genma: Ahem ... Ranma ... I want you to meet ... Ukyo ... your ... fiancee.
Ranma glared angrily at his father, and-
(Y/N): Ladies? Shall we?
You, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Ranma, and Akane all beat the shit out of him!
Ten Years ago...
Genma: A marriage between your daughter and my son? I'm sorry, but Ranma's already been taken.
Mr. Kuonji: I see ... how unfortunate. I was going to offer my Okonomiyaki Cart as the dowry.
Genma: But aren't promises meant to be broken?
Back to the present...
Ukyo: You just cast me aside like with Ranma's previous fiancees. That's why I cast aside my womanhood. And I devoted my life to revenge! Okonomiyaki became my whole life!
You put a hand on Ukyo's shoulder.
(Y/N): I'm so sorry Ukyo, you must have had it so rough.
Ruby: (crying) UKYO! YOU POOR POOR THING!
Blake: Hey, how about this, we all tie Genma up and take turns hitting him?
(Y/N): That idea I clearly like!
Genma: Yes, go ahead Ukyo.
Genma brought Ranma forth.
Genma: Take all your anger out on Ranma.
Ranma: THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!
Ranma drop-kicked his dad!
(Y/N): A shame too ... considering she's actually really cute.
Ukyo: (blushing hard) You think ... I'm c-cute?
(Y/N): Yeah, look at you.
Ranma: Yeah, getting a good look at you right now, you really are cute. Even cuter than Akane.
Akane: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Fucking idiot.
Ranma was flattened in near seconds!
Akane: YOU JERK!
Ranma: Cute fiancee meet uncute fiancee.
(Y/N): SHUT UP! BOTH OF THEM ARE FUCKING CUTE!
Ukyo: Geez.
She made Okonomiyaki and-
Ukyo: Well, I guess we can let bygones be bygones! Let's be friends again, okay Ran-Chan?
Later...
Ukyo had opened up an Okonomiyaki Restaurant and had changed her appearance!
Ukyo: That guy ... he called me cute! I have to see him again! He was friends with Ranma it seems, then in that case I'll see him by school again.
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