Ukyo Kuonji, Ranma's Childhood Friend, and Okonomiyaki Chef!


???: It's been too long, Genma Saotome. 

The masked figure with the spatula came face to face with Genma. 

Genma: Have we met before? 

???: Don't pretend you don't know me, Ukyo, the one you left behind! 

Genma: U-UKYO?! 

They lifted their spatula and prepared a devastating attack! 

At the Tendo Dojo... 

(Y/N): Uh ... 

Ranma: What? 

(Y/N): Who left an okonomiyaki here? 

Ranma: Okonomiyaki? 

You picked up the okonomiyaki and it had a message on it. 

(Y/N): "To Genma Saotome, meet me at the empty lot at 4:00."

You both found Genma, completely beaten. 

Ranma: DAD! HEY DAD!!! 

Ranma started to shake his father like crazy and slap him over and over again, until- 

Genma: ENOUGH! 

He slammed his sound into the ground and then you sighed and- 

(Y/N): Idiot. 

You hit Genma into the ground. 

(Y/N): I have nothing else to say to someone pathetic like- 

You noticed a spatula nearby. 

(Y/N): "Ranma, you're next." 

Then you noticed the masked figure as they took off. 

Later... 

Ranma got to class where he saw someone cooking. 

???: Hello everyone, I'm Ukyo Kuonji, my hobby is cooking Okonomiyaki. 

Everyone was in amazement at their cooking skills! 

Ukyo Kuonji (Ranma's Childhood friend! Master Okonomiyaki Chef!) 

Ukyo: Hello, Ranma, it's been a long time. 

Ranma: Wait a second ... I remember you! 

Ukyo: FOR TEN LONG YEARS, I'VE LOOKED FOR YOU! 

They launched a bunch of spatulas, but Ranma dodged them. 

Ranma: You're Ucchan from the Okonomiyaki Cart! 

Akane: Ranma, you were childhood friends with him? 

Ranma: Yeah. I met Ukyo when Dad and I were training. Ucchan was a nickname I gave her. I practically got free okonomiyaki practically every day. 

Akane: Isn't that called theft? 

Ranma: Nah, look at this. 

He pulled up an Okonomiyaki with a smile face on it. 

Ranma: Ukyo would draw little pictures with the sauce. 

Students: Wow! That's sweet! A beautiful friendship! 

Ukyo: GRR! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU LEFT?! 

Ranma: Hmm ... 

Ranma remembered riding on the cart. 

Kid Ranma: Bye Ucchan! Bye! 

Kid Ukyo: YOU JERKS! YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU! 

Ranma: Uh ... come to think of it, why the hell were we traveling on your cart? 

Akane: IDIOT! THAT'S CLEARLY THEFT! 

Genma then popped up. 

Genma: NO! UKYO'S FATHER GAVE IT TO ME! 

Akane: WAGH! Mr. Saotome, when did you get here? 

Genma: I was supposed to take Ukyo as part of the deal, but alas- 

Student: What is he a littler of kittens? 

Ukyo: You broke your promise and left me behind! 

Akane: Didn't you have your father? 

Rana: Yeah, why would you want to come up with my idiot Old Man? 

Ukyo: You really don't know Ranma? 

Ranma: Come on Ukyo, can't we just let bygones be bygones? 

Ukyo angrily threw Okonomiyaki in Ranma's face! 

Ukyo: NO! Ranma, prepare yourself! Meet me a the field behind the gym after school! 

He then stormed off. 

Ranma: Some guys just don't make any sense. 

After school... 

You and Team RWBY saw a giant fighter's ring which looked like a grill. 

(Y/N): What is it this time? 

Yang: It's a giant grill. 

Ukyo stood there, waiting for Ranma. 

Ranma: Hey Ucchan! 

Ukyo: ARGH! YOU BASTARD! STOP CALLING ME THAT! 

He angrily swung his spatula at Ranma, which he took for a ride. 

Rama: I thought you liked that name! Can't you just let it go? Let's be buddies again! 

Ukyo: YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF MY BUDDY?! 

Ruby: So, that's Ukyo? 

Weiss: Hmm ... something's off about her. 

Akane: That's what I was saying. 

Ranma: But Dad was the one who stole your cart and left you in the dust! So why would you be mad at me? 

(Y/N): Genma, is there something you- 

You saw Genma had turned into his panda form and was playing with a tire. 

(Y/N): YOU- 

You were strangling him! 

(Y/N): YOU TURN BACK AND START TALKING! 

Ranma: (standing on Ukyo's spatula) Geez, you're the most stubborn guy I've ever met. 

Ukyo: YOU- EAT THIS! 

He launched several spatulas at Ranma, and Rama dodged over and over, only for his hand to touch the ring, and- 

Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He burned his hand! 

(Y/N): Wait- 

You dropped an egg onto the ring, and- 

(Y/N): THIS IS A GIANT GRILL! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Ukyo: Now get ready for my special recipe! I hope you like it! 

He took out a big bowl of batter and lugged it at Ranma, trapping him to the stage! 

Ranma: WHAT?! 

Ukyo: This is my special deep-dish glue and here comes- 

Ukyo unleashed Yakisoba noodles which stuck to Ranma like ropes! 

Blake: So, she fights with her cooking? 

(Y/N): It's a waste of the food though! RANMA! REMEMBER TO USE THAT! 

Ranma: Oh yeah! 

Ranma jumped out, by using Haki before Ukyo could slam his spatula onto him! 

Ukyo: WHAT?! EAT THIS! 

She launched Tempura Flakes and- 

Ranma: OH CRAP! 

They exploded! 

Yang: That smell ... she mixed them with gunpowder! 

(Y/N): He means business! 

Ranma: Okay! That does it! I'm not going easy on you just because we were friends once! 

Ukyo: Finally, you start taking me s- HUH?! 

Ranma took the yakisoba noodles and with speed tied Ukyo in them and- 

Ranma: GET LOST! 

He threw Ukyo out of the ring! 

Genma: HOW HORRIBLE! THEY WERE BELOVED FRIENDS SINCE CHILDHOOD! WHY MUST THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER SO?! 

Genma was back in his human form. 

(Y/N): Well? 

Akane: Start talking. 

He paused and then went back to being a panda. 

Weiss: Can we cook panda? 

Genma: "WHAT?!" 

Ranma and Ukyo were now on the run. 

Ranma: UKYO! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! 

Ukyo: JACKASS! 

The two started launching attacks at each other over and over! 

Ranma: Why can't we just bury the hatchet? I truly to be nice to you, and you keep doing this over and over! 

Ranma was overpowering Ukyo! 

Ukyo: HEY! WAIT! 

His outfit got torn up! 

Ukyo: DAMN! I HAVE NO CHOICE! 

He destroyed a bag of flour, causing a white smoke. 

Ranma: UKYO! STOP! 

He caught him, and- 

Ranma: Huh? 

He felt that he touched a boob. 

Ranma: Wait a second ... 

Ukyo: WHY YOU JACKASS! 

Ukyo gave Ranma a big slap to the face! 

Ranma: B-B-Breasts? Wait ... does that mean- 

Ukyo: (blushing) Y-Yeah. 

Ranma: YOU'RE A GIRL?! 

Outside... 

Genma: Yes, it's true, he is a she. 

(Y/N): Oh my God. I get it now. 

Ruby: That means- 

Akane: Ukyo came all this way- 

(Y/N): Because she has a massive crush on Ranma! 

Ruby: HOW SWEET! 

Back with Ranma and Ukyo... 

Ranma: So ... since when? 

Ukyo: Since when wh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Ranma poured hot water on her. 

Ukyo then socked him in the face! 

Ukyo: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA YOU JACKASS?! 

Ranma: You didn't change back?

Ukyo: ARE YOU THIS INSANE?! 

(Y/N): Uh ... ahem. 

Everyone had shown up. 

(Y/N): Genma. If you would. 

Genma: Ahem ... Ranma ... I want you to meet ... Ukyo ... your ... fiancee. 

Ranma glared angrily at his father, and- 

(Y/N): Ladies? Shall we? 

You, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Ranma, and Akane all beat the shit out of him! 

Ten Years ago... 

Genma: A marriage between your daughter and my son? I'm sorry, but Ranma's already been taken. 

Mr. Kuonji: I see ... how unfortunate. I was going to offer my Okonomiyaki Cart as the dowry. 

Genma: But aren't promises meant to be broken? 

Back to the present... 

Ukyo: You just cast me aside like with Ranma's previous fiancees. That's why I cast aside my womanhood. And I devoted my life to revenge! Okonomiyaki became my whole life! 

You put a hand on Ukyo's shoulder. 

(Y/N): I'm so sorry Ukyo, you must have had it so rough. 

Ruby: (crying) UKYO! YOU POOR POOR THING! 

Blake: Hey, how about this, we all tie Genma up and take turns hitting him? 

(Y/N): That idea I clearly like! 

Genma: Yes, go ahead Ukyo. 

Genma brought Ranma forth. 

Genma: Take all your anger out on Ranma. 

Ranma: THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME! 

Ranma drop-kicked his dad! 

(Y/N): A shame too ... considering she's actually really cute. 

Ukyo: (blushing hard) You think ... I'm c-cute? 

(Y/N): Yeah, look at you. 

Ranma: Yeah, getting a good look at you right now, you really are cute. Even cuter than Akane. 

Akane: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Fucking idiot. 

Ranma was flattened in near seconds! 

Akane: YOU JERK! 

Ranma: Cute fiancee meet uncute fiancee. 

(Y/N): SHUT UP! BOTH OF THEM ARE FUCKING CUTE! 

Ukyo: Geez. 

She made Okonomiyaki and- 

Ukyo: Well, I guess we can let bygones be bygones! Let's be friends again, okay Ran-Chan? 

Later... 

Ukyo had opened up an Okonomiyaki Restaurant and had changed her appearance! 

Ukyo: That guy ... he called me cute! I have to see him again! He was friends with Ranma it seems, then in that case I'll see him by school again. 

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