Kanna: Papa? 

Kanna tugged on your shirt. 

(Y/N): Yes Kanna? 

Kanna: Can you make me lunch for today? 

(Y/N): Sure! I'll handle i- 

Tohru: Wait, (Y/N), let me do it. 

(Y/N): No need Tohru, I make some really good lunches and- 

Tohru: Hey, I'm the best there is. Better than the rest! 

(Y/N): No, I'm better. I mean, you are good, but I- 

Tohru: You really want to settle this? 

(Y/N): Don't underestimate your own boyfriend, Tohru! 

You both glared at each other. 

And soon... 

You assembled some of the best chefs you know. 

Sanji, Tonio, Erina, Senshi, and Pinkie. 

Sanji: Alright, this is going to be a three-course meal. 

Tonio: We are looking at a salad, a meat dish, and dessert. 

Senshi: All ingredients are acceptable, even those of a monster. 

Erina: We will be judging on design, taste, and creativity. 

Pinkie: Other than that, just go at it! 

Judges: BEGIN! 

You and Tohru started to go at it, with her making a massive salad. 

Tohru: HA! This is my seafood and pepper Caesar salad! 

(Y/N): Really? 

You made a mini version of a salad with some ingredients from the dryads and the mandrakes of the dungeon. 

Senshi: (Y/N) wins this round. 

Tohru: WHAT?! 

Erina: He's using his creative knowledge of the monsters in order to construct an edible salad. 

Sanji: I'll admit, even though I want to side with someone as beautiful as you, Ms. Tohru, (Y/N) is the better choice. 

Tonio: Plus, this is really delicious. 

Pinkie: NOW THE MEAT COURSE! GO! 

(Y/N): Heh! I can't lose in this! 

Tohru made Salisbury Steak, and you made- 

(Y/N): Sea King Steak! 

Chef Judges: Definitely (Y/N). 

Tohru: WHAT?! SALISBURY STEAK IS- 

Senshi: I will admit it looks delicious. But it doesn't have the rich flavor of a sea beast. 

Pinkie: Oh yeah, this is really good. 

Tohru: But- 

Erina: No buts! 

Tonio: And now on to the desert. 

Sanji: And no wasting food. (with heart eyes) But of course, you wouldn't think of that, would you Tohru? 

Tohru: Oh no ... hahahahaha. 

(Y/N): You god damn Simp. 

Sanji: OH SCREW YOU! 

Later... 

You made some tangerine sorbet. 

(Y/N): This is one of Nami's favorites! 

Sanji: Ah yes, a classic. Truly worthy of a goddess like Nami. 

(Y/N): Yes, Sanji's perverted idiocy aside- 

Sanji flipped you off in anger. 

(Y/N): Yeah screw you too, Sanji. Wait, where's Tohru? 

Erina: Good question. 

Pinkie: Hmm ... I think she would be- HERE! 

Pinkie reached off screen and pulled Tohru. 

Tohru: HUH?! HOW DID- WHAT THE?! 

(Y/N): Don't question Pinkie. 

Everyone Else: Yeah, exactly. 

Tohru: Well, I got this! 

She brought out something that looked like a tail. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... 

You bit it. 

(Y/N): WOW THIS IS GREAT! 

Tohru: Heh, I win. 

But then it started to kiss you! 

(Y/N): HEY WHAT THE?! 

Chefs: Disqualified! 

(Y/N): TOHRU!!!! 

Tohru: Hahahahahaha. 

Outside of the mansion... 

A figure with a trident watched. 

???: Tohru, so here you are. I swear, you are coming back with me whether you want to or not.