Buu angrily started to attack the two fused warriors, only to get a- 

RWBYY: DETROIT SMASH! 

Right to the face! 

Then RWBYY went SSJ God! 

Super Buu: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME AN- 

He was then punched by Vegito to the ground! 

Vegito: Some people just don't learn. 

RWBYY: I'll say. 

Buu got up with a raged look on his face! 

Buu: GOD DAMN IT! Looks like you leave me with no other choice. 

He started to use the Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack! 

Vegito: So, one of Gotenks' attacks huh? 

RWBYY: Don't you have anything original? 

Buu: SHUT UP! You should know how powerful this is! if they touch for even the slightest of a second, they blow up! GO MY PRETTIES! 

The Buu-looking ghosts charged in, but- 

Vegito and RWBYY: Really now? 

You all blew them up with several energy blasts! 

RWBYY: That was an attack created by two kids. Are you getting that desperate? 

Buu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THIS ISN'T FAIR! THIS ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE FUSION! 

Vegito stopped Buu's attack. 

Vegito: You're the one who keeps absorbing people! 

RWBYY: EXACTLY! YOU'RE SUCH A GOD DAMN HYPOCRITE! 

Buu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 

He fired his antennae beam and turned both warriors into little candy. 

Buu: YES! YES! EAT IT! YOU GOT TOO COCKY! AND NOW I- 

But then his fists punched him in the face! 

Buu: WHAT?! 

RWBYY: HA! Looks like we're just as strong as before! 

Buu: You can speak? 

Vegito: It's not too late Buu, you can stop this now. We don't have to fight. 

Buu: FIGHT?! You got to be kidding me! You both have no arms or legs! I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to eat you! 

He licked his lips. 

RWBYY: OH REALLY?! 

RWBYY moved around and started to hit Buu in the head, arms, and legs, leaving him to get the crap beaten out of him, and then- 

Vegito: HERE GOES! 

Vegito rammed right through Buu's mouth and destroyed his antennae! 

Vegito: Do you want anymore? 

Buu: ENOUGH! 

He changed both of them back. 

Vegito: Looks like you had enough. 

RWBYY: Now to- HUH?! 

Both of them were enveloped in Buu's flesh and absorbed! 

Buu: HAHAHAHA! YES! EAT THAT! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT SHIT, BUT NOW YOU'RE THROUGH! 

Buu suddenly noticed he didn't transform back. 

Buu: Wait, I haven't transformed back? Well, it doesn't matter. I still absorbed them. Now no one can stop me! YES! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW! I CAN CAUSE AS MUCH DEATH AND SUFFERING AS I WANT! 

But ... 

Both of them were inside of Buu where they heard Buu laughing. 

RWBYY: He just loves to hear himself laugh over and over again. 

Vegito: It looks like the barrier worked wonders too. We didn't get absorbed. 

RWBYY: Now to save Gohan, Piccolo, Goten, and Trunks! Hopefully if they're alive and well. 

Then out of nowhere, both warriors defused! 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Ruby: We defused?! 

Goku: How did that happen? 

Vegeta: How should I know? Well, it doesn't matter anyway! 

Vegeta destroyed the Portara Earring he wore. 

Goku: Vegeta, why did you do that?! Thanks to you, we can't fuse again! Besides, you're still dead! 

(Y/N): Yeah, and your time on earth is done! 

Vegeta: I prefer that more than being fused with someone else. We dont' even need it anymore. 

(Y/N): Geez. Fine. 

Ruby: Well, it'll work out. Because- 

Ruby pointed to Piccolo who was contained in a sack. 

(Y/N): Piccolo! He's okay! 

Blake: And look who else is here. 

Blake pointed over to Gohan, Goten, and Trunks. 

(Y/N): Everyone's here. Come on! 

You all started to tear them out from Buu's cells! 

Buu: HUH?! What's going on?! NO! It can't be! 

Yang: This will definitely make Buu weaker! 

Goku: Yeah, his Ki is getting smaller. 

Vegeta: Alright, let's blow a hole through him and get out of here! 

(Y/N): But even if he is back to normal, we're out of our league! Unless- 

Ruby: Yeah! You and Goku can fuse Vegeta! 

Vegeta: NO! 

Everyone: WHAT?! WHY?! 

Vegeta: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I AM GOING TO DO A POSE AS RIDICULOUS AS THAT! 

(Y/N): But Vegeta- 

Vegeta: I AM A WARRIOR NOT A BALLET DANCER! AND I- HUh? What is- 

You guys saw the original fat Buu! 

Yang: FAT BUU?! 

Ruby: The innocent child-like one? 

(Y/N): What's he doing in here? Unless the current Buu absorbed him ... 

Ruby: Of course! The thin Evil Buu turned the fat good one into chocolate and ate him! 

(Y/N): Maybe the others are here too! 

???: No, he's the only one. 

Super Buu appeared. 

Super Buu: Now I see. 

Weiss: Wait, how are you inside of your own body?! 

Super Buu: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID! 

Ruby: You just had to destroy the earring, didn't you? 

Vegeta: SHUT UP! 

Super Buu: So, you can't fuse again? 

Vegeta: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU MORON! 

Ruby: YOU STARTED IT JERK! 

(Y/N): GUYS! ENOUGH! IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW! 

Yang: Yeah, cause- 

Yang went for Fat Buu! 

Yang: HE'S COMING OFF! 

Super Buu: NO! WAIT! DON'T! 

Yang: Once I remove him, you'll go back to being the fat Buu again! And he's much weaker than you'll ever be! 

Super Buu: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 

Yang: I DO! WE'RE ENDING YOU FOR GOOD! 

Super BUU: NO! IF YOU DO THIS, I WON'T BE MYSELF ANYMORE! 

Goku: What? What do you mean by- 

Yang: WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE! 

Yang ripped Fat Buu out! 

Super Buu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

He began to melt into a puddle, and Buu's entire body shook. 

(Y/N): Well, time to go! 

You all grabbed the pods with Piccolo, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks and moved it! 

Outside... 

Buu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Steam was coming out of Buu as you all popped out! 

Dende and Hercule saw from nearby! 

Hercule: WHAT THE?! 

Dende: They're all out! 

(Y/N): Whew! That should do it! 

Ruby: WE DID IT! IT'S THE END OF MAJIN BUU! 

Goku: Uh ... no ... his Chi is ... increasing. 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Buu's body began to morph and- 

Old Kai: What's going on? 

Shin: NO! HE'S GOING BACK! 

Kibito: What do you mean Sir? 

Shin: He's ... going ... to- 

Buu was now small ... like a kid. 

Old Kai: What is it? 

Shin: There were five Supreme Kais in my day, until Bibidi created Buu. I was the youngest and weakest, and I escaped with injuries. But the other four ... two were killed quickly, the ones of the north and the west. Then the strongest, the God of the south was next to go. 

Old Kai: ANd Buu turned into that muscle man we just saw? 

Shin: Yes. The next to be absorbed was the chubby but gentle Great Supreme Kai, before this, Buu was pure evil, a failure that Bibidi himself couldn't handle. But afterwards, he calmed down to the pint that Bibidi was able to bring him under control. 

Old Kai: So the souls he ate tamed him. Then this small Buu is the very original? 

Shin: Yes. He's lost the soul he gained. This Buu is pure evil! 

(Y/N): Uh ... 

Buu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Buu unleashed a powerful blast! 

(Y/N): HE'S NOT! 

Ruby: HE IS! 

Goku: HE'S GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH! 

(Y/N): BUU DON'T! 

Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

(Y/N): BLACKWHIP! 

You used Blackwhip to grab Dende, Hercule, and the Dog! 

(Y/N): OKAY! NOW FOR- 

You went to reach for Piccolo, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks, but- 

Goku: (Y/N)! I'm sorry. 

(Y/N): Wh- AGH! 

Goku used Instant Transmission on everyone in the vicinity, and you all appeared in Shin's realm! 

Old Kai: YES! You all made it! 

(Y/N): It looks like- THE EARTH! IT'S GONE! 

Vegeta: KAKAROT! WHAT WAS THAT?! 

Goku: I'm sorry, but ... we would have been toast if- (Y/N), I'm sorry. 

(Y/N): Piccolo, Gohan, Goten, Trunks. Oh God ... Trunks! 

The girls hugged you. 

Vegeta: I understand him, but why that oaf! 

Hercule: HEY! I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW! So ... where are we? Who's the geezer? 

Dende: HEY! SHOW SOME RESPECT! HE's a Supreme Kai! He stands above even me, and King Kai! And above them stands the Great Supreme Kais, and above them is- 

Hercule was not following it. 

Hercule: Well if he's so great, the why didn't he stop Buu? It's bad enough telling me you're a Guardian! 

Old Kai: He's stupid, isn't he? 

Weiss: Very stupid. 

Hercule: WAIT! I get it now! THi sis all a dream! Yes, I thought tiw as bizarre! Nobody's stranger than me! Buu doesn't even exist! I must have fallen asleep at the tournament! 

Yang: Hate to tell you this Hercule, but this is real life. Try flying. 

Hercule: HERE I GO THEN! 

Hercule tried to fly, but he landed on his head. 

Hercule: OW! 

Weiss: Dumbass. 

(Y/N): We only have one choice ... we have to use the Dragonballs on Namek. 

Dende: OF course! We can have earth brought back! 

Kibito: Yes, that is a brilliant idea. I can teleport anywhere as well. 

(Y/N): You can?! AWESOME! 

Old Kai: WAIT! 

Everyone: Huh? 

Old Kai: You must not use the Dragon Balls! They hurl the cosmic order into chaos! Long ago, I warned the Namekians to use them only on their planet! They never interfered in the fates of other planets! 

(Y/N): Wait a moment. 

You teleproted away. 

Soon... 

(Y/N): Take a look at this. 

You showed pictures of a naked Kazuma, who you turned into a girl.

Old Kai: MY! SHE'S A CUTIE! 

Ruby: Is that- 

Yang: Kazuma? 

(Y/N): Yep. 

Weiss: Well, normally this would be messed up. But it's Kazuma, so- 

(Y/N): Yep. 

Suddenly Buu appeared! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Yang: HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HERE! 

(Y/N): No ... he learned Instant Transmission! 

Ruby: Oh ... no. 

(Y/N): KIBITO! SHIN! DENDE! OLD KAI! GO! 

Kibito: HANG ON EVERYONE! 

Kibito teleported himself, Dende, Old Kai, and Shin away to Namek! 

(Y/N): Now then- 

Ruby: It's up to us! 

Blake: It's not just this world- 

(Y/N): But all of existence that's counting on us. 

Vegeta: What are you f- Nevermind. I feel like killing this Bubblegum Bitch already! 

Goku: That's the spirit! 

Goku went SSJ3! 

(Y/N): So, you managed to achieve it huh? 

You went SSJ God! 

(Y/N): GET READY MAJIN BUU!

Buu snarled and started to pound his chest like an ape! 

Buu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!