Two girls of Furinkan High were walking straight to school. 

Girl: Hey, did you hear that the principal is returning? 

Girl 2: Really? I haven't seen him since I enrolled. 

Girl: Yeah, well he's been in the US studying their teaching methods or something. Apparently he went to Hawaii. 

Girl 2: I hope it loosened him up or- 

???: Aloha! 

A tan man with a ukulele and a razor appeared! 

Furinkan High's Principal (This nutjob is a master schemer who will do anything to keep his students in line! Yes, he adopted Hawaii's customs!) 

Principal: Demerit fo de ugly t'reads! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! 

(Y/N): Oh brother, what is it this time? 

Weiss: I swear, this school keeps getting weirder and weirder. 

He then saw Yang's hair. 

Principal: DEMERIT! 

He went straight to Yang. 

Yang: What? 

Principal: Let's fix dat hair, Sista! 

He got out hedge clippers and tried to cut Yang's hair. 

Yang: HEY! 

She beat the shit out of him! 

Yang: DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR! 

Principal: Hey, you wan' mix it up wit' da principal?! 

Students: THAT GUY IS THE PRINCIPAL?! 

(Y/N): He's ... the ... huh? 

Blake: And now it's gotten weirder. 

Principal: Aloha Keiki! Da big Kahuna has returned! 

Student: That can't be him ... 

Student 2: What is he supposed to be a Hawaiian salesman gone bonkers? 

Principal: Ey Brudda! 

(Y/N): Y-Yeah? 

He handed you a pineapple. 

Principal: Have a little taste o' de islands! 

(Y/N): Oh thanks, that's really thoughtful of- 

KABOOM! 

Principal: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

You were covered in soot and steaming mad! 

(Y/N): OH WHY YOU MOTHER FUCKER! 

Principal: You see? Any brudda want to mix it up wit' dis kahuna, that's what you get, yeah! 

He then tried to shave your hair, which was getting a bit long. 

(Y/N): IRON DRAGON CLUB! 

You hit him straight in the jaw! 

Principal: OUCH! You hit me! 

(Y/N): You can't just go around blowing people up with pineapples and trying to cut your students' hair! What's wrong with you?! 

Weiss: This guy makes Kodachi look sane. And she's a laughing nutcase! 

He then got on a surfboard. 

Principal: I won't forget about this! Surf's up! 

He surfed off while throwing another pineapple! 

(Y/N): OH CRAP! 

You threw it in a random direction. 

Meanwhile... 

Ryoga: Now where am I? I swear, I was trying to get back to the Tendo Dojo so I can challenge Ranma again, and- 

The pineapple landed near him. 

Ryoga: A pineapple? Where did this come- 

KABOOM... 

Ryoga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Poor Ryoga was sent flying in a random direction and landed in a pond where he became P-Chan! 

Soon ... in the auditorium... 

The Principal had gathered all the students together. 

Principal: Aloha! I wen comin' back from Hawaii! An I say I gotta bring a present fo all my keiki, yeah! 

Students: Present? Like what? Macadamia nuts? 

Principal: Bran' new school rules! 

He revealed a giant banner! 

Principal: All the bruddas gotta get dem buzz cuts, and all the sistas gotta get dem bowl cuts! 

Students: HELL NO! 

Principal Kuno: Eh, don' bus' up yet! I was jus' gettin' started, yeah! 

They all started to throw their shoes, soccer and basket balls, and well eggs and tomatoes. 

Ranma then stomped on him. 

Ranma: HEY! Is this your idea of getting payback on my friends?! That's just dirty! 

You, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang were also present thanks to Ukyo getting you guys in. 

Ukyo: I am not getting a bowlcut. 

Yang: I second that Ukyo, look at this hair! 

Principal Kuno then revealed Akane hanging from a rope! 

(Y/N): AKANE! 

Principal: I know all about you, Brudda! 

Ranma: WHY YOU LITTLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO AKANE?! 

Principal: You wan see yo waihine getting loose yeah? You da first brudda getting dat' buzz cut! 

You then broke Akane free. 

(Y/N): You okay? 

Akane: Never felt better! 

Akane kicked the principal in the face! 

Akane: HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A PRINCIPAL! 

Ruby: YEAH! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM, AKANE! THIS TYRANT MUST PAY! 

Principal: Hey, better listen up Keiki, evahbody gonna t'row some hands with me, yeah! 

Students: A fight? What is he crazy? 

He took out a coconut. 

Principal: Inside of dis coconut is a pardon f'om de rules. Any brudda or sista get dis away from me- 

Ranma kicked him. 

Ranma: An' Uncle Principal Don' Bodda wid no haircut or da kine no more! 

He grabbed it and- 

KABOOM... 

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT! 

Akane: RANMA! 

Ranma was covered in soot and looking really pissed off. 

Principal: You got t'ree days fo' do it! I like waitin' in my office! 

Students: We'll get if even if it kills us! 

Teacher: I see the principal hasn't changed one bit. 

Teacher 2: He's always like this. 

Teacher 3: He'll do anything to annoy the students. 

Blake: So are we doing this? 

(Y/N): Yep. Now let's find the principal's office and- 

Kuno: Stand aside (L/N), for I Tatewaki Kuno will bring down this tyrant of a principal! No one shall mess with hair as gracious as mine! 

(Y/N): HA! Your hair looks stupid! 

Kuno: WHAT?! HAVE AT TH- 

You knocked him out instantly. 

(Y/N): How have you managed to deal with this guy for so long, Akane? 

Akane: I just beat him up. Now where is his office? 

Intercom: (Principal's voice) Now we start wit the big fun, yeah! 

He pushed a button and suddenly- 

Everyone: AGH! 

You all were washed away by water, and ended up in a jungle! 

Ruby: A jungle? 

Ukyo: What are we dealing with now? 

Principal: You goan love our frien'ly Hawaiian atmosphere! 

(Y/N): THAT FREAKING PSYCHO! HE'S DEAD! 

Suddenly a bunch of gorillas, crocodiles, tigers, and jaguars appeared. 

Students: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): And here we go again! Hey, Ranma, Akane, remember what we practiced! 

Ranko and Akane: YEAH!