The students of Furinkan High were walking to the school and talking.

Student: Hey did you hear? We're getting a new teacher.

Student 2: Yeah, this one is a weirdo!

Student 3: How so?

Student 2: It's been said that she cracked down on three bad schools before coming to this one.

Student 3: Wait, why would the Principal call her?

Student: I don't know.

In Principal Kuno's Office...

Principal Kuno: Comfy, Ms. Ninomiya?

The maniac strolled up with his ukulele and a picture of Ranma.

Principal Kuno: I hired you because I heard of your crack-downs on bad students! So I ask that you crackdown on Ranma Saotome!

He was talking to a stuffed bear.

Principal Kuno: Ah! That's the 45th time! Where is she?

Outside...

A little girl walked up to some of the students.

Hinako Ninomoya (New Teacher of Furinkan High! She has a special technique to use circular objects to absorb chi from anyone she deems to be a juvenile delinquent!)

Student: Are you the new transfer student?

Student 2: What would you like?

Hinako: Do you know where the Principal's Office i-

Ranma ended up stepping on her head!

Ranma: I'm going to be late!

(Y/N): RANMA!

You kicked him!

(Y/N): Don't do that to a little girl! Hey; are you okay?

You helped up Hinako as she had spiny eyes.

Hinako: Did anyone get the name of the bus that hit me?

Students: Ranma!

Ranma: M-My bad.

Soon...

You brought her over to Principal Kuno's Office, and before he could say anything, you whacked him on the head!

(Y/N): NO HAIRCUTS! Now, this little girl wants to see you.

Hinako: Hi!

Principal Kuno: Huh? Who are you?

Hinako: I'm Hinako Ninomiya, the new Teacher of Class 1-F!

Principal Kuno: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

(Y/N): YOU A TEACHER?!

Hinako: That's right!

(Y/N): Kid, I appreciate your dedication, but-

Hinako: (pouting) I'M NOT A KID!

(Y/N): (patting her on the head) How cute!

In class...

Hinako stood on a little stool.

Hinako: Hi! I'm your new teacher Ms. Hinako!

Akane: Th-That's the new teacher?

Ranma: She's cuter than you at least.

Akane: Yeah, sh- RANMA!!!

She slammed her desk onto him!

Suddenly-

Kuno: YOU BASTARD!!

You and Kuno were fighting again!

(Y/N): KUNO! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS!

Hinako saw you fighting Kuno, and stepped out.

Hinako: YOU NAUGHTY DELINQUIENT! LEAVE THE NICE MAN ALONE!

Kuno: Begone little girl or I might just step on you!

(Y/N): Hinako, get out of here before you-

Hinako: It's my duty to discipline all the students for being naughty!

She took out a yen coin!

Hinako: GOOD GIRL EXERCISE 1: AKU! JA! BYO! TSU! MA!

She traced a circle with the coin; and then Kuno had all the chi in his body trained!

(Y/N): HOLY CRAP!!

Hinako was now a beautiful woman and she stomped on Kuno.

Hinako: Behold delinquent, this is the power of the Anything Goes Martial Arts technique, the Happo Five Yen Satsu!

(Y/N): (nosebleed) HOLY CRAP!! Wait ... did she say Anything Goes Martial Arts?! And Happo Five Yen ...

You put everything together and realized it!

(Y/N): HAPPOSAI!!!