The Ghost Cat!
It was a dark night at the Tendo Dojo as you, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Akane were watching a horror movie.
Akane clung to you very tightly.
Movie: Help me, please! It was horrible!
Akane: oh no!
(Y/N): Calm down Akane, it's jut some dumb cheap horror movie, nothing to be afraid about.
Movie: You say you saw the faceless man? Did he look like THIS?!
The faceless man appeared and-
Ranma: BOO!
Akane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Ranma: HAHAHAHAHA! SCAREDY CAT!
(Y/N): THAT'S NOT FUNNY RANMA!
You punched him in the balls!
Ranma: AGH! Wh-Why (Y/N)? Why there?
(Y/N): Because how are you supposed to learn if you don't feel something really horrible?
And then Shampoo appeared!
Shampoo: Nihao!
Ruby: Nihao Shampoo!
Yang: What have you been up?
Shampoo: Shampoo went to China to bring a gift!
She dropped a giant bell.
Blake: That's a big bell.
Shampoo: This is Maomolin, the legendary bell!
Yang: (smirking) What do you have a big bike to go with it?
Akane: Seriously Yang?
Shampoo: Shampoo has a matching bell too.
Shampoo revealed her own bell.
Shampoo: You keep that one as a pair for us (Y/N), then we can get married!
(Y/N): Uh ... thanks Shampoo.
Later on...
Everyone was fast asleep, but then Akane saw something coming near her!
Akane: What's the bell doing he-
???: BE MY BRIDE!!!
Akane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(Y/N): WHAT THE?!
Ruby: HUH?!
Blake: What's going on?!
Everyone woke up to Akane's scream!
(Y/N): What's goi-
Akane hugged you in fear!
Akane: (Y/N) HELP ME!
(Y/N): Akane calm down, what happened?
Akane: The bell ... the bell came into my room and someone said "Be my Bride!"
Soun: So beautiful! (Y/N), I'm so proud to have you as my son-in-law!
(Y/N): That wasn't me! It-
Bell: BE MY BRIDE!
(Y/N): IT'S TALKING?!
Soun: I'LL GET IT!
Soun took out a spear and tried to stab it, but it started to flee with you all giving pursuit.
Ranma: What's going on here?
Akane: Ghost! GHOST!
Ranma: Oh come on Akane, stop being a baby. Martial artists aren't scared of gh-
???: MEOW!
Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Maomolin (The Ghost Cat!)
Ruby: Is that a ghost cat? AWWW! He's cute!
Ranma: THAT IS NOT CUTE!
Maomolin: I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!
(Y/N): Oh good, he's friendly.
Maomolin: Tell me, have any of you seen a girl wearing a little bell?
Akane: Isn't that supposed to be a charm that brings couples together?
Maomolin: It's a charm alright, to bring a girl together with me! Where is the small bell?
(Y/N): Well, it-
Shampoo returned.
Shampoo: NIHAO!
(Y/N): Shampoo? You're back already?
Shampoo hugged you!
Shampoo: Shampoo thought you'd be hungry, so she brought food!
Kasumi: I thought this may take a while, so I thought of ordering some food.
Soun: How considering of you, Kasumi.
Shampoo: Hiyah! That's a big cat!
Maomolin saw the bell on Shampoo's neck.
Maomolin: That bell! BE MY BRIDE!
Shampoo: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO!
She kicked him in the face!
Maomolin: You don't want to be my bride?
Shampoo: Shampoo is the girlfriend of (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Uh ... hi.
Maomolin: So, I just have to defeat him to get you to marry me!
(Y/N): LIKE HELL YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME, YOU STUPID GHOST CAT!
You punched him in the nose!
Maomolin: OW! This isn't over!
He took off!
Soun: He's weak, but stubborn, I'll give him that.
Ranma: Is he gone?
Ruby pat Ranma on the head.
Ruby: It's okay Ranma, the scary ghost cat is gone.
Shampoo: (Y/N)! YOU SAVE SHAMPOO!
She was kissing you like crazy!
Akane: AHEM! Shampoo, give him some room to breathe!
(Y/N): Shampoo, you should get rid of the bell.
Shampoo: Huh? Why?
(Y/N): Because then he's going to come back and-
Maomolin: I'm BACK!
The Ghost Cat returned and-
Maomolin: Let's see what happens when I take over one of your friends!
He possessed Genma!
Maomolin: Now try to attack me with-
Ruby: Bad move.
Ranma: (Y/N), let me join in on this!
(Y/N): YEAH!
You and Rama began to beat up MaoGenma!
MaoGenma: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Rama: Your mistake was taking over the Old Fart's body!
(Y/N): AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE!
You both beat the shit out of Genma until-
Maomolin: Okay! To Shampoo's body!
But Shampoo beat him up!
Maomolin: Nevermind.
Shampoo: Now do you see that Shampoo loves (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yeah, and I love her too! But ... Shampoo! GET RID OF THE DAMN BELL!
Shampoo: You're right (Y/N).
She tossed it away.
Maomolin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY?!
(Y/N): You poor guy. You need to find someone who will treat you right.
Maomolin: Really? You think there's someone out for me?
(Y/N): Yeah! We just need to find you one!
You gave him the little bell, and he set off!
(Y/N): I hope he finds his special someone.
Akane: Yeah, I really feel bad for him.
Shampoo: Shampoo agrees.
Ranma: Not m-
Akane hit Ranma in the face.
Ranma: OW!
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