The Ghost Cat!


It was a dark night at the Tendo Dojo as you, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Akane were watching a horror movie. 

Akane clung to you very tightly. 

Movie: Help me, please! It was horrible! 

Akane: oh no! 

(Y/N): Calm down Akane, it's jut some dumb cheap horror movie, nothing to be afraid about. 

Movie: You say you saw the faceless man? Did he look like THIS?! 

The faceless man appeared and- 

Ranma: BOO! 

Akane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Ranma: HAHAHAHAHA! SCAREDY CAT! 

(Y/N): THAT'S NOT FUNNY RANMA! 

You punched him in the balls! 

Ranma: AGH! Wh-Why (Y/N)? Why there? 

(Y/N): Because how are you supposed to learn if you don't feel something really horrible? 

And then Shampoo appeared! 

Shampoo: Nihao! 

Ruby: Nihao Shampoo! 

Yang: What have you been up? 

Shampoo: Shampoo went to China to bring a gift! 

She dropped a giant bell. 

Blake: That's a big bell. 

Shampoo: This is Maomolin, the legendary bell! 

Yang: (smirking) What do you have a big bike to go with it? 

Akane: Seriously Yang? 

Shampoo: Shampoo has a matching bell too. 

Shampoo revealed her own bell. 

Shampoo: You keep that one as a pair for us (Y/N), then we can get married! 

(Y/N): Uh ... thanks Shampoo. 

Later on... 

Everyone was fast asleep, but then Akane saw something coming near her! 

Akane: What's the bell doing he- 

???: BE MY BRIDE!!! 

Akane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): WHAT THE?! 

Ruby: HUH?! 

Blake: What's going on?! 

Everyone woke up to Akane's scream! 

(Y/N): What's goi- 

Akane hugged you in fear! 

Akane: (Y/N) HELP ME! 

(Y/N): Akane calm down, what happened? 

Akane: The bell ... the bell came into my room and someone said "Be my Bride!" 

Soun: So beautiful! (Y/N), I'm so proud to have you as my son-in-law! 

(Y/N): That wasn't me! It- 

Bell: BE MY BRIDE! 

(Y/N): IT'S TALKING?! 

Soun: I'LL GET IT! 

Soun took out a spear and tried to stab it, but it started to flee with you all giving pursuit. 

Ranma: What's going on here? 

Akane: Ghost! GHOST! 

Ranma: Oh come on Akane, stop being a baby. Martial artists aren't scared of gh- 

???: MEOW! 

Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Maomolin (The Ghost Cat!) 

Ruby: Is that a ghost cat? AWWW! He's cute! 

Ranma: THAT IS NOT CUTE! 

Maomolin: I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! 

(Y/N): Oh good, he's friendly. 

Maomolin: Tell me, have any of you seen a girl wearing a little bell? 

Akane: Isn't that supposed to be a charm that brings couples together? 

Maomolin: It's a charm alright, to bring a girl together with me! Where is the small bell? 

(Y/N): Well, it- 

Shampoo returned. 

Shampoo: NIHAO! 

(Y/N): Shampoo? You're back already? 

Shampoo hugged you! 

Shampoo: Shampoo thought you'd be hungry, so she brought food! 

Kasumi: I thought this may take a while, so I thought of ordering some food. 

Soun: How considering of you, Kasumi. 

Shampoo: Hiyah! That's a big cat! 

Maomolin saw the bell on Shampoo's neck. 

Maomolin: That bell! BE MY BRIDE! 

Shampoo: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO! 

She kicked him in the face! 

Maomolin: You don't want to be my bride? 

Shampoo: Shampoo is the girlfriend of (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): Uh ... hi. 

Maomolin: So, I just have to defeat him to get you to marry me! 

(Y/N): LIKE HELL YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME, YOU STUPID GHOST CAT! 

You punched him in the nose! 

Maomolin: OW! This isn't over! 

He took off! 

Soun: He's weak, but stubborn, I'll give him that. 

Ranma: Is he gone? 

Ruby pat Ranma on the head. 

Ruby: It's okay Ranma, the scary ghost cat is gone. 

Shampoo: (Y/N)! YOU SAVE SHAMPOO! 

She was kissing you like crazy! 

Akane: AHEM! Shampoo, give him some room to breathe! 

(Y/N): Shampoo, you should get rid of the bell. 

Shampoo: Huh? Why? 

(Y/N): Because then he's going to come back and- 

Maomolin: I'm BACK! 

The Ghost Cat returned and- 

Maomolin: Let's see what happens when I take over one of your friends! 

He possessed Genma! 

Maomolin: Now try to attack me with- 

Ruby: Bad move. 

Ranma: (Y/N), let me join in on this! 

(Y/N): YEAH! 

You and Rama began to beat up MaoGenma! 

MaoGenma: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Rama: Your mistake was taking over the Old Fart's body! 

(Y/N): AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE! 

You both beat the shit out of Genma until- 

Maomolin: Okay! To Shampoo's body! 

But Shampoo beat him up! 

Maomolin: Nevermind. 

Shampoo: Now do you see that Shampoo loves (Y/N)? 

(Y/N): Yeah, and I love her too! But ... Shampoo! GET RID OF THE DAMN BELL! 

Shampoo: You're right (Y/N). 

She tossed it away. 

Maomolin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY?! 

(Y/N): You poor guy. You need to find someone who will treat you right. 

Maomolin: Really? You think there's someone out for me? 

(Y/N): Yeah! We just need to find you one! 

You gave him the little bell, and he set off! 

(Y/N): I hope he finds his special someone. 

Akane: Yeah, I really feel bad for him. 

Shampoo: Shampoo agrees. 

Ranma: Not m- 

Akane hit Ranma in the face. 

Ranma: OW! 


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