Girls: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! 

The girls of Furinkan High were running as fast as they could as some evil perverted tiny old man was chasing them! 

???: COME TO ME MY BEAUTIES! COME TO ME!!! COME! 

He was groping them on their boobs and butts while laughing maliciously, and then- 

(Y/N): HEY! 

???: HUH?! 

You appeared and punched him! 

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): You girls okay? 

Girls: Thank you! Thank you! 

Akane: Hey, I heard the screaming, what's going on? 

(Y/N): Oh, Akane, good timing! Your friends here were getting sexually assaulted, so I came to the rescue! 

Akane: Well, that's a relief, thanks (Y/N). I- 

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

The old man fell down flat on his face. 

Happosai (The Master of Soun and Genma! He is the founder of Anything Goes Martial Arts! This guy is pretty much the scum of the earth! He is evil, petty, sadistic, and vengeful to anyone who screws with him! Still, he is not to be taken lightly! He has the ability to block attacks with his fingers, become invisible, create large gusts of wind, create clay bombs that create massive explosions, and grow to the size of a titan! He is a menace to everyone, and he must be stopped at all costs!) 

Akane: Uh ... 

Happosai looked up and- 

Happosai: AKANE! 

Akane: Wh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He was rubbing his face in her breasts and- 

(Y/N): YOU PERVERTED OLD BASTARD! 

You punched him over and over and over again, and Akane joined in with you! 

(Y/N) and Akane: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! 

(Y/N): HOW DARE YOU TREAT AKANE LIKE SHE'S SOME SLUT! SHE IS NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL! 

Ranko then appeared. 

Ranko: Hey, are you two beating up Kuno again, can I join i- 

Happosai: Huh? 

He then saw Ranko and- 

Happosai: COME HERE BABY! HAHAHAHAHA! 

But well, he was beaten up 1000 times worse than her! 

Ranko: YOU DIRTY OLD LETCH! 

(Y/N): Who the hell is this guy? 

Happosai: My, what a spirited young lady you are. You really are Soun's daughter. 

Akane: HUH?! You know my Dad? 

(Y/N): YOU KNOW MR. TENDO?! 

Soon... 

You brought Happosai to the Tendo Dojo, and- 

Happosai: Hello Soun, it's been a while! 

Soun: M-M-M-Master! OH MASTER THANK HEAVENS YOUR SAFE! 

He hugged the old fart! 

(Y/N): Uh ... 

Then Soun tried to punch Happosai, only for him to stop the attack with his index finger and- 

Happosai: GOT YOU! 

He threw him into the ground! 

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT! 

Genma was doing things like playing with a tire and everything. 

(Y/N): Genma, get over here. 

Genma: "Who's Genma? I'm just an or-" 

You hit him on the head! 

(Y/N): That's for giving Ranma a fear of cats, you dick! 

Happosai: Genma! You haven't changed a bit have you? 

Soun ran up to his friend. 

Soun: Saotome, what do you think you're doing? 

(Y/N): Your "friend" is trying to run like the coward he is. And right in front of your kids no less! 

Ranma: Seriously, what's this all about? 

Akane: Yeah, I think we're owed an explanation. 

Soun: Well, a little over ten years ago ... Master Happosai taught us everything about Martial Arts ... if you could call it that. 

Happosai would do things like freeload food from restaurants, and make both Genma and Soun work to pay it off, and he would even do things like make them steal for him, chain them up while he ate food in front of them, and worst of all, steal women's panties and bras and have them take the fall! 

(Y/N): HE WHAT?! He makes Master Roshi look less dirty by comparison! Master would never do that to us! 

Soun: And then we finally had enough! We brought him all the sake we could give him, and then when he slept we tied him up in a basket, strapped dynamite to it, and sealed him inside of a cave. 

Happosai: HAHAHAHA! But of course, I'm still here, living and breathing. 

Genma and Soun: Yes ... quite ... right. BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE! 

They both charged to attack him, and- 

(Y/N): No, wait you- 

Happosai beat them both up quickly! 

Happosai: HEHEHEHEHE! 

Ruby: Hey, what's going o- 

Happosai saw Ruby. 

Happosai: Hello Cutie! 

(Y/N): OH HELL NO! 

As Happosai charged for groping Ruby, you grabbed him by the head and stomped on him! 

Ruby: This guy is a pervert, right? 

Ranma: That's Mr. Tendo and Dad's master. 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Akane: Yeah, pathetic, right? 

Ruby: You call yourself a teacher? You should be ashamed of yourself. 

Happosai began to tear up. 

Happosai: You're right. I'm a miserable old man who's trying to have fun in his last days on earth. 

Ruby: (tearing up) R-Really? 

Happosai: Yes, certainly a sweet young girl like you should be able to understa- 

(Y/N): Ruby, he's trying to trick you. 

You dragged her away. 

Happosai: HEY! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THIS SWEET MOMENT, BOY! 

Ranma: There's nothing sweet about what you're saying, you old sleezy goat! 

(Y/N): Ooh good one! Hey Genma, Mr. Tendo, what should we- HUH?! 

You noticed them trying to run. 

(Y/N): GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOTS! 

Soun: Uh ... we were just running e- 

(Y/N): COME HERE! 

Soun and Genma: Y-Yes Sir. 

(Y/N): Now then, I'll just have to beat the ever living crap out of you until you stop and- 

???: Oh (Y/N)! Shampoo's here! 

(Y/N): Oh no! 

Happosai: Oh, is that a beautiful maiden I- 

(Y/N): STAY AWAY FROM SHAMPOO, YOU EVIL LITTLE TROLL! 

You tied him up with Blackwhip and proceeded to punch him over and over and over and over again. 

Weiss, Blake, and Yang came over to see. 

Weiss: Okay, who's the old m- 

Ranma, Akane, and Ruby: Do you really want to know? 

Blake: Somehow, I feel like we're not going to like it. 

Yang: Yeah, that's for sure. 

Happosai: AGH! THREE MORE BEAUTIFUL GODDESSES HAVE ENTERED, AND I'M MISSING THE SHOW! I- 

He saw Weiss' chest. 

Happosai: Forget about her. She's underdeveloped. 

Weiss: (blushing in anger) EXCUSE ME?! 

(Y/N): YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD, GEEZER! 

You uppercutted him out of the Tendo Dojo! 

Nabiki: Now what's going on? 

Kasumi: Is that ... a bird? 

Later... 

All of the girls were taking a bath together. 

Ruby: Ah, so relaxing. 

Blake: I can't believe that old freak mentored your father. 

Akane: How did he even manage to find us? 

Kasumi: I feel a bit bad for him. He must be some poor lost soul. 

Yang: Kasumi, you're too pure for this world. 

Nabiki: Clearly. Want to be he's coming this way to spy on us? 

Akane: NABIKI! Don't start with that. 

Nabiki: What? I'm saying it's possible. 

Weiss: Nabiki, there are things you shouldn't do when it comes to- Huh? 

Happosai appeared in the water. 

Happosai: No, by all means keep talking, just pretend I'm not here. 

Nabiki: Told you. 

All of the girls, minus, Kasumi all beat the living shit out of Happosai and sent him flying! 

Happosai: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! 

Much later... 

Ruby: OH P-CHAN! You're so adorable! 

Ruby was hugging P-Chan, and- 

Happosai: Oink. Oink. 

Ruby: Huh? 

She saw it was Happosai wearing a little piggy costume. 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Happosai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

P-Chan: BUI! BUI! BUI! 

Ruby: RYOGA! 

P-Chan beat up Happosai! 

Ruby: Good little piggy! 

Soon... 

(Y/N): Okay! Enough is enough! 

Everyone who lived in the Tendo Dojo was gathered. 

(Y/N): This old bastard has got to go! 

Ruby: Yeah! 

Ranma: I'll say! 

Weiss: Dirty old man! 

Akane: That includes you and Mr. Saotome, Dad! 

Soun and Genma both looked with fear and- 

Soun: S-Saotome, regretfully, I must leave you. 

Soun was pretending to play dead. 

Genma: Tendo, you're such a- 

Akane: DAD!!!! 

Nabiki: Way to be a hero, Dad. 

Kasumi: Oh dear, Father, this is uncalled for. 

Ranma: Well Dad, let's go. 

Genma: Uh ... 

He turned into his panda form. 

Genma: "I'm just a normal panda." 

Yang: You are a coward, and probably one of the worst dads in all of existence.