You were just doing some grocery shopping, until you noticed a kunai knife going for you. 

(Y/N): What the? 

You caught it. 

(Y/N): Okay, who is the- 

Sonic appeared. 

Sonic: I have found you (Y/N) (L/N)! And now I- 

(Y/N): Who are you? 

Sonic: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Seriously, I know I've seen you before. But- 

Sonic: I'M SPEED O SOUND SONIC! 

(Y/N): Oh yeah, that ninja guy I punched in the crotch! 

Sonic: Listen up! Today I will kill y- 

(Y/N): Look I don't have time for this Sonic, can we do this another time? I just finished shopping. 

You turned around and walked away. 

Sonic: BASTARD! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM ME?! 

He withdrew his katana, and went to attack you, but you ate it! 

Sonic: Wh-What?! I didn't even see him move! 

(Y/N): (intimidating) LAST WARNING, ASSHOLE! GET LOST! Or I will send you flying to another country! 

???: HEY! YOU! 

(Y/N): Huh? 

You turned to see another guy. 

???: You look suspicious buddy! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

???: But now Tank Top Tiger is here! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See Sonic, this is what you get for picking a fight with an S Class Hero like me! Maybe getting a beating from me and another hero will- 

He came to you. 

Tank Top Tiger: I was talking to you. 

(Y/N): HUH?! Hey, I'm a Pro Hero too! 

Tank Top Tiger: I've never seen you before. 

(Y/N): I'M A NEW GUY! 

Tank Top Tiger: Well, people have been saying that you're friends with a guy who has been going around all suspicious. 

(Y/N): Who? 

Tank Top Tiger: Some bald guy looking for trouble. 

(Y/N): God damn it Saitama. 

Crowd: Is that Tank Top Tiger?! Oh my God! It's actually him! 

Tank Top Tiger: Heh! Looks like people recognize me since I broke the top ten of Class C. Hew Newbie, what say you get rowdy and make me look good? 

But then Sonic threw shurikens at him and- 

Eveyrone panicked in fear! 

(Y/N): SONIC WHAT THE FUCK?! 

Sonic: He was in my way, so I just took him out. 

(Y/N): THIS IS BETWEEN US! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT! 

Sonic: So, you really are stuck with the Hero Association are you? Then I'll make it so you have to fight me ... HERO! 

He started attacking random people and throwing exploding shurikens! 

(Y/N): YOU ASSHOLE! 

You turned SSJ and started saving people, and minimizing destruction via- 

(Y/N): MIMIC! ORA! 

Then you noticed Sonic. 

Sonic: If you won't come to me, then I'll bring the fight to- 

(Y/N): BOO! 

Sonic: ARGH! 

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You beat him into the ground, until he couldn't move anymore. 

(Y/N): Asshole. Never do that to someone that doesn't concern us.