Principal Kuno was seen in a bungalow lazing about, until- 

(Y/N): PRINCIPAL KUNO! We've come to kick your ass and send you flying! 

Principal Kuno: Oh, so have the Keiki found the map? 

Ruby: You can take the stupid map back! We won't be shaving your son! 

Yang: Yeah, "Big Kahuna," you have nowhere left to run. You could say it's a close shave. 

Students: OH COME ON! That was terrible! 

Yang: Hey I didn't ask for your opinions! 

Akane: Hey, is that the- 

Akane saw the coconut with the parden of the school laws! 

Weiss: It was here all along? Well nevermind, let's- 

But then Principal Kuno put on a baseball uniform and batted it out! 

Principal Kuno: It's outta here! 

(Y/N): Why you! 

But then it landed right on Kuno's face as he was running over! 

Kuno: Take this Father! 

Kuno swung his sword, only for it to go near- 

Ranma: HEY! GET YOUR STUPID FATHER, YOU IDIOT! 

Ranma kicked Kuno in the back of the head and he slammed right into Principal Kuno! 

Principal Kuno: He goan bringin' back my coconut! Tacchi, you're a good son, yeah! I goan reward you wid a hair cut. 

Kuno: If you loved shaved heads so much, then I will be a good son and see that there are monks at your funeral! 

He started swinging his sword widely at Principal Kuno! 

Principal Kuno: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Surf's up! I goan to da beach! 

He tried to run off, but- 

(Y/N): HEY BUTTHEAD! 

You headbutted him so hard on the head, that he was seeing coconuts. 

Blake also picked up the coconut.

Blake: I got the coconut! 

(Y/N): Looks like we win. 

Akane: As agreed, there will be no bowl cuts or buzz cuts. 

Principal Kuno: I admit defeat. I have lost. 

(Y/N): Good. 

Soon... 

Principal Kuno: Alright Keiki, I have a big surprise fo you! the bran' new hairdos! 

Weiss: ARGH! NO! THAT'S EVEN WORSE! I AM NOT WEARING THAT! 

(Y/N): I don't think a topknot suits me.