It was just a normal day at the Tendo Dojo, with you and Team RWBY sparring and training with Ranma and Akane, Kasumi cooking and tending to the laundry, Soun and Genma (who was in panda form) playing Shogi, with the bastard father cheating, and Nabiki just lazing around reading her magazines.

(Y/N): Okay, this calls for a break.

Akane: (panting) (Y/N), is wearing these heavy turtle shells really going to help?

(Y/N): Yes, because this will help increase speed and strength.

Ruby: Our Master taught us that to get stronger, we must strain the body into overcoming what no normal human can do.

Ranma: I already like the sound of that. Akane, why don't you just give up while you're ahead.

Akane: Like hell I'm giving up!

Ranma: Really? That sounds like stress you're under.

Akane: (getting irritated) It's not!

Ranma: Sounds like it is.

Weiss: Ranma, do-

Yang: No; let this happen.

Ranma: I mean, you're clearly showing that you're getting injured all the time from the training, and (Y/N)'s teachings are going through my head so far, and not yours, and you did twist your ankle before. Are you getting any of these or do you have to write them d- AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Akane sent Ranma flying with a punch, causing him to land in the pond outside.

Ranko: AKANE!! YOU BITCH!!

Akane: (smirking) What was that about me not getting any of the lessons so far?

(Y/N): God, you are cute! Probably as cute as her.

Akane: Who?

(Y/N): That Amazon from China.

Weiss: Geez, you're still thinking about her?

(Y/N): I know Shanpoo tried to attack us on our way out, but come on. One look at her, and you know she was a-

???: HIYAH!!

The wall burst down and Shampoo appeared.

Ruby: SHAMPOO?!

Akane: That's her? Wow, she is cute!

(Y/N): Yeah, she- SHAMPOO?!

Shampoo: NIHAO (Y/N)! Shampoo has been looking all over for you!

Blake: And she's not speaking Chinese at us?

Shampoo: Shampoo worked tirelessly to prepare for this day! So long, so hard, so tirelessly, but now Shampoo is finally here to see her husband again!

(Y/N): Oh b- AGH!

Shampoo tackled you to the ground and was hugging and kissing you.

(Y/N): Shampoo! I need to breathe!

Akane: (getting jealous) Hey, Shampoo right? (Y/N) needs room to breathe you know.

Yang: (getting pissed off) Exactly, so why don't you take your stupid Amazonian ass and-

Yang and Akane: PISS OFF!!

Yang and Akane both attacked Shampoo, but she blocked them, and-

Shampoo: YOU STUPID HUSSIES! GET LOST! SHAMPOO WON'T LET YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF (Y/N)!!

Weiss: So, she can speak more than another language fluently, but she does it in third person?

(Y/N): It's still cute!

Ruby: Look, why can't we all just get along?

Shampoo: Not possible! By the way of our tribe, Shampoo must marry the one who bests her in combat. That is (Y/N).

(Y/N): Look, Shampoo-

???: My, Shampoo, you really left a mess here.

Shampoo: Great Grandmother!

A tiny wrinkled old hag appeared.

Najimi: You shouldn't underestimate someone like her.

I know. Sorry. It was the leader of the Amazons herself!

Cologne (Shampoo's great grandmother! She is the leader of the Amazon tribe, and a master in martial arts and black magic!)

Yang: Who's the hag?

In a split second Cologne whacked Yang on the head with her cane!

Cologne: Listen here Young Lady, I may be old, but do not disrespect me!

Shampoo: That is right stupid blond bimbo! Shampoo will not let you disrespect her great grandmother like that!

Yang: YOU WANT TO GO, BITCH?!

Yang and Shampoo were glaring at each other.

Blake: Geez. This is already troublesome enough.

(Y/N): Did you bring Shampoo all the way here?

Cologne: Yes, I must ask you Boy, take Shampoo as your wife. She needs a strong man in her life.

Ruby: Wow, you know Ma'am, your English is very fluent!

Cologne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! When you live for as long as I have, you learn a lot of things!

Yang: Like what, how to kick someone's ass by being so o-

Cologne hit all of Yang's pressure points and she collapsed!

Ruby: YANG!

Weiss: How did-

Cologne: I know all about the pressure points on the body. Like I said, you should not underestimate me.

(Y/N): Wow; you're one tough old hag.

Cologne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I take that as a compliment. But there is another reason we are here aside from this. Shampoo!

Shampoo nodded and jumped into the pond.

Everyone: Huh?

She came out as-

Ranko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! CAT!

She jumped onto the roof.

Girls: How the-

Ruby: She turns into a cat?! (Blushing) Well, a cute kitty!

Ranko: GET IT AWAY!! GET IT AWAY!

Akane: What's wrong? She's just a cat.

Ranko: I CAN'T STAND THEM! I CAN'T STAND CATS!

(Y/N): Remind me to find Genma later so I can beat the living shit out of him.

Weiss: You think he's behind this?

(Y/N): Yes, I know he has to be behind something like this! So, you two trained in Jusenkyo?

Cologne: Yes; and sadly Shampoo fell into Maonichaun, the Spring of Drowned Cat.

(Y/N): I see. Ranko?

Ranko: Yes it was my Dad!

Flashback...

Genma wrapped Ranma in a bunch of salmon steaks and tossed him into a pit filled with cats.

End of flashback...

Ranko: Stupid old man!

(Y/N): I knew it. Blake, can you get the hot water?

Blake: I'm on it.

Blake left to get the water.

(Y/N): Granny?

Cologne: Yes, Son-in-Law?

(Y/N): I will help Shampoo, and I will agree to marry her. But I want you to train us as well.

Cologne: Hmm ... that is a tough call. But as long as you can make Shampoo happy.

(Y/N): By my word, I will make her life wonderful!

Yang and Akane: (Y/N)!

Ruby and Weiss: Just go with it.

Ranko: ANYTHING! JUST TAKE HER OUT OF THAT FORM!!!

Nearby ...

A man with glasses and long black hair is seen walking around the streets of Nerima.

???: Bastard! I will find this (Y/N) (L/N) and make him pay for what he did! HOW DARE YOU TAKE SHAMPOO FROM ME!!