Rei, the Voracious Alien!/Lum Joins the Harem!
You were out searching for Lum like crazy.
(Y/N): I FUCKED IT UP! I FUCKED IT ALL UP! I should have been understanding and patient with Lum! But I snapped and- I HAVE TO SET THINGS RIGHT! I NEED TO HELP HER! SHE-
???: Lum, why can't you just come back with me?
Lum: I SAID GET AWAY! I CAN'T STAND YOU! WHY DO YOU THINK I DUMPED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU MORON?!
???: And you'd rather be with someone who doesn't appreciate you?
Lum: I- Darling ... He-
???: He's no good for you Lum.
(Y/N): What the hell is this?!
You saw Lum being restrained by another Oni!
Rei (Lum's former fiance! He's a moron who has a love for eating, and when angered turns into a giant monster!)
Lum: DARLING! I'm sorry, you were right, it's my fault that you got upset.
(Y/N): No, Lum, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you like that. Even if you were clingy, I should have been more kind. I-
Rei: It doesn't matter. Because Lum is coming back with me.
(Y/N): Dude, take a hint, she doesn't love you! If you really love Lum, then you have to understand that her happiness is more important than your own!
Lum: (blushing and smiling) Awww ... Darling!
(Y/N): It's okay Lum, I'm taking you back home.
Rei: Not on your life, Monkey.
(Y/N): Oh, what are you going to do about it?
He pulled out a laser gun.
Rei: In a couple of seconds, I'll shoot you d-
He noticed the gun was gone.
Rei: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Nice try.
Rei: How did he- It's like he stopped time!
(Y/N): I can stop time.
Rei: Wait, how-
(Y/N): I can also read minds you know.
Rei: GRRR! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, YOU BASTARD!
He transformed into a giant tiger-like horned monster!
(Y/N): Wow, you're ugly. Seriously, Vegeta was better looking in his Oozaru form! And he's not as much of an asshole as you are!
Rei roared at you, but you stood your ground, and-
(Y/N): Cute. Now, get a taste of this.
You used your Conqueror's Haki to glare at Rei, and he was so terrified of you that he was gone in a mere second.
(Y/N): What a moron.
Lum then tackled you and kissed you.
Lum: Darling! You came back for me! You do care about me!
(Y/N): I do! Lum, I'm really sorry, I-
Lum: No, I'm sorry. It's my fault. I promise I'll keep my space. If you still love me, and never take me for granted, that's all that matters.
(Y/N): I do love you, Lum.
Lum: (blushing) Me too ... my Darling.
You both kissed, and you both held hands, while walking back home.
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