Ranma's Rival!/Enter Ryoga Hibiki!
We see a man walking through what seems to be the jungles of the Amazon.
???: Where am I now? How much longer must I go until I find ... him ...
Ryoga Hibiki (Ranma's rival! The two have been rivals since Junior High with him blaming Ranma for getting the last pieces of yakisoba bread, and now he swears to finally beat Ranma and get payback! He followed him to China after so many years, because he has a horrible sense of direction, even worse than Zoro! Then he fell into the Heitowennichuan, the Spring of Drowned Piglet, causing him to be cursed to turn into a little black piglet! Sounds a lot like Laios!)
Ryoga: I swear ... Ranma, I will defeat you!
Back at Nerima...
You were doing some early morning training with Ranma and Akane, and they were both actually improving!
(Y/N): That's it! Come on!
Team RWBY and Nabiki were watching.
Nabiki: Hey Yang, I bet you 100,000 Yen that Akane gets a hit on (Y/N).
Yang: Oh no, I may be dumb, but I'm not that stupid, Nabiki.
Weiss: Are you really going to bet on this?
Nabiki: Oh please Weiss, even an Ice Queen like you should know how money works in the world.
Weiss: Watch it!
Ruby: Hey come on now, there's no need to argue with Nabiki, Weiss! She's our friend!
Weiss: She's no friend of mine!
Nabiki: I think I can live with the heartbreak.
Weiss: You ... I-
Nabiki: (smirking) You need to work on your comebacks.
Weiss: OH FUCK YOU!
Ranma: THIS TIME I GOT YOU!
Akane: HA! GOT Y-
But you disappeared and they both hit each other.
Ranma: AKANE, YOU IDIOT! WRONG TARGET!
Akane: WOULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE ATTACKING, RANMA?! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
Ranma: I'M NOT THE MORON HERE, YOU ARE, YOU UNCUTE TOMBOY!
Akane: SHUT UP! STOP IT WITH THAT ALREADY!
(Y/N): Okay guys, enough. You need to start going to school now, okay?
Ranma and Akane sighed as they headed off.
Soon...
As soon as they reached the front-
???: RANMA!
Ranma was nearly hit by Ryoga and his umbrella!
Ranma: What the?!
Ryoga: At last ... after all this time ... I found you ... Ranma.
Ranma: Do I know you?
Ryoga: HUH?!
Akane: Ranma, you know this guy?
Ranma: Let me think ... Hmm ...
He tried to put his thoughts together, and-
Ranma: Well-
Akane: Try thinking, it's not that hard.
Ranma: ARGH! SHUT UP AKANE! Wait! I think I got it! You're Ryoga!
Ryoga: Finally you remember who I am, you ass!
Ranma: Hey, who are you calling an ass! I came to the place for our fight, and you never showed up!
Ryoga: Yeah, well you ran off to China with your father!
Ranma: Wow, you are slow.
Ryoga: SHUT UP!
He grabbed a giant rock and lifted it up with his immense strength!
Ryoga: I WILL CRUSH YOU HERE AND NOW!
He threw it at Ranma, but he punched it and it shattered!
Students: WHOA!
Nabiki started charging everyone to watch ... again.
(Y/N): Huh? What's going on this time?
Ruby: Is it Kuno?
Weiss: No that guy looks nothing like Ku-
Kuno appeared.
Kuno: COME INTO MY ARMS MY LOVES, AND I WILL TAKE YOU AWAY FROM THIS MONSTER OF A-
(Y/N): GET LOST KUNO!
You uppercut him into the sky!
Blake: He never gives up.
(Y/N): As if him flirting with Akane was bad enough!
Ranma and Ryoga started to attack each other as all of sudden-
Ryoga: GOT YOU!
He used a bandana to trap Ranma by the wrist, but then-
Ranma: HA!
He kicked Ryoga in the face!
Ryoga: RANMA! YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS UNCALLED F- WAGH!
He was flipped over.
Ranma: Sorry, but I learned some new things!
He threw him aside, and Ryoga reached for his umbrella, scratching Ranma's shirt!
Ranma: HEY! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!
Ryoga: Stop acting like a girl, Ranma!
Ranma: FUCK YOU!
Ranma punched Ryoga in the face!
The two kept moving throughout the battleground as Ranma ended up destroying a drinking fountain.
Ranma: Uh oh.
Yang: Shit.
Ranma then came out as Ranko!
Ranko: Well Ryoga, who ar you calling a girl now?
Her breasts were exposed.
Ryoga: (blushing) What the? Where did-
Ranko beat the shit out of him!
Ranko: IT'S ME YOU IDIOT!
Akane: Uh ... Ranma ... look.
Ranko: AGH!
She covered up.
Ranko: You think it's funny to call me a girl when I have something like this!
Ryoga: HAHAHAHA! THAT?! PLEASE! AT LEAST YOU HAVE A CUTE FIGURE!
Then all of a sudden-
Ruby: SURPRISE!
You and Ruby appeared to dump hot water on Ranko and cold water on Ryoga!
Ranma: Huh?
(Y/N): I thought so.
Ruby: He's cursed too?
(Y/N): Yep.
Ranma: HA! So, looks like the shoe's on the other foot, Ryoga!
Ryoga: BUI! BUI!
He angrily began to squeal!
(Y/N): Now Ranma, it's not nice to bully someone like that.
Ruby picked him up and hugged him.
Ruby: Hi there, little guy! I'll call you P-Chan! Is that fine?
P-Chan was squealing in annoyance but soon began to calm down and relax.
Ruby: Good P-Chan!
(Y/N): Heh, that's cute!
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