Party with a Pony!


At the mansion, Twilight was having Star meditate while holding her wand. 

Star: UGH! THIS IS SO BORING! 

Twilight: Star, if you're going to master your magic, you need to learn to concentrate. 

Star: But I'm so bored! 

And then her stomach growled. 

Star: And now I'm hungry. 

Twilight: (facepalm) Celestia damn it! 

You then knocked. 

(Y/N): Hey, is everything okay in here? 

Twilight: Aside from the fact that a certain someone keeps getting distracted, then yes, everything is fine. 

(Y/N): Oh cool, because I made some- NACHOS! 

Twilight: (gasp) YES! Star, you have to try this! 

Star: Oh, looks like someone's got a silly side. 

Twilight blushed. 

Twilight: Uh ... well ... I- 

(Y/N): Don't be fooled Star. Twilight may be intelligent, but she doesn't always have the answers. Besides, she's just an adorable dork most of the time. 

Twilight: Hahahahahahaha. Uh- 

You gave her some nachos, and she kissed you. 

Twilight: Love you, Babe. 

(Y/N): And for you, Star 

Star: Ooh, triangle food! 

Then there was a knock on the door. 

(Y/N): Now who could that be? 

You answered the door and looked around, but didn't see anyone. 

(Y/N): Must have been a big object floating into the- 

But then as you turned again, you saw a flying unicorn head! 

???: Yo, what up, Home Fries? 

(Y/N): 

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Then after that screaming, you collapsed, with he nachos falling onto you. 

Twilight: Hey, (Y/N), what's- AGH! Star, there's some flying ... unicorn head at the door. 

Star: Flying Uni- OH MY GOSH! FLYING PRINCESS PONY HEAD! 

Pony Head: HEY B-FLY! 

Star hugged Pony Head tightly. 

Pony Head: Girl, we're going out tonight! Are you ready to make some ba-a-ad choices?

Star: Okay! Let me just get (Y/N) up. 

Pony Head looked at you on the ground, covered in some steak, chicken, cheese, guacamole, and sour cream. 

Pony Head: Oh, he's not a dead person? 

(Y/N): I'M NOT DEAD! 

You got up and wiped yourself clean. 

Twilight: You alright? 

(Y/N): Yeah, except for the fact that I know that flying unicorn heads apparently exist. And you're from a world of sentient ponies. 

Star: Pony Head, these are my best friends (Y/N) (L/N) and Twilight Sparkle. 

Pony Head: (gasp) Your best friends?! 

Star: Huh? Oh no no no no. On Remnant. You're my best friend on Mewni. (Y/N), Twi, this is the pony I was talking about. 

(Y/N): Wait, this is your friend? 

Twilight: She ... looks ... interesting. 

(Y/N): How does her reproductive system work?! How can she even grab things? With her teeth? Or with her horn? Or does she use magic? Twilight, did you use magic in Equestria to pick up things? I don't- 

Twilight: Okay, calm down there, (Y/N). Yes, I did use magic to pick things up. 

Pony Head glared at both of you. 

Pony Head: (snorting) I hate your faces! And you're both ugly! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Twilight: EXCUSE ME?! 

Pony Head: HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! That's a joke! Tick-tock girl, let's paartaaay! 

(Y/N): You're going with her? 

Twilight: Star, ar you really going to- 

Star gave sad puppy-dog eyes. 

(Y/N): AWWWW! 

Twilight: (Y/N). 

(Y/N): Twilight, you should know that Star needs to have some fun. She's our friend. Right, Princess of Friendship? 

Twilight: Yeah, you're right. Let's go. 

Star: EEEE! MY THREE BESTIES ARE GOING TO BE BESTIES! 

She hugged you all. 

Pony Head: Sweet! Let's go! 

She revealed a pair of scissors in her mouth. 

Star: Dimensional scissors?! AAAH! Jealous! 

Pony Head cut open a portal. 

Twilight: Wait, to another dimension? 

(Y/N): You've already been to another world before. 

Twilight: I know, but we could have done it here. Oh, nevermind. 

You all went through it, only for another portal to open up and three robots to emerge. 

The shortest one picks up some glitter that was on the ground. 

???: Glitter. She was here. 

And so... 

All four of you arrive at a club in the sky! 

(Y/N): WOW! 

Twilight: What is this place? 

Star: This is the Bounce Lounge, my favorite place to chill. Just stay away from the edge. 

(Y/N): Why, what's by the e- WHOA! 

You saw a massive pit of spikes below with a skeleton down there. 

Twilight: WHY IS THAT THERE?! WHO WOULD PUT A BED OF SPIKES OVER AN ARRAY OF CLOUDS IN THE SKY?! 

(Y/N): I have no clue Twily. No clu. 

Star pulled you all to a photo booth. 

Star: PHOTO BOOTH! PHOTO BOOTH! COME ON! 

Star shoved you, Twilight, and Pony Head inside where you all were having your photos taken doing various poses. There were also captions that had, "Yay!" "Besties!" and "Great Times!" 

Star: Whoo! Okay, now just you three. A souvenier from the night my besties became besties! Yay! 

Star left, leaving you and Twilight with Pony Head. 

Pony Head angrily glared at you both. 

Pony Head: Listen. We are not going to be besties. We are not even going to be second-besties! 

You three then took another photo that said "Super Kawaii!" 

(Y/N): Second Besties isn't even a thing! 

Twilight: This is Star's night! If you are her friend, then you should focus on her happiness and not your own! 

Pony Head: OOOH! YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS A THING, SARKLE?! 

Twilight: I AM MAKING IT A THING, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE SELFISH! 

You guys then took a another photo. 

Pony Head: Listen here Turd. This night is really important to me. If you mess that up, you'll get the horn. 

She pointed her horn to Twilight's neck. 

(Y/N): HEY! DON'T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT YOU EQUINE FROM HELL! 

You both glared at each other and she snorted in your face. 

Then you guys took another photo that said, "We are Cool!" 

You and Twilight left to see Star and Pony Head dancing. 

Pony Head: Hey! Watch this! 

(Y/N): We need to tell Star. 

Twilight: Agreed!

You both started dancing together, disco-style in order to get to Star. 

(Y/N): Star! 

Twilight: It's about Pony Head! She threatened t- AGH! 

Pony Head shoved Twilight near the edge. 

Twilight: WHOOOOOAAAAAAAA! 

Skeleton: Fall, fall, fall, fall! 

You pulled Twilight up. 

(Y/N): SHE DID NOT JUST TRY TO- THAT DOES IT! I WILL- 

You pulled out the Megaton Hammer. 

Twilight: No! (Y/N), we have to tell Star. 

(Y/N): SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU! 

Twilight: I know. But Star has to know. 

(Y/N): (Sigh) Fine. 

Star: What are you guys doing? You need to be more careful. 

(Y/N): STAR! PONY HEAD TIRED TO SHOVE TWILIGHT OFF THE CLOUD! 

Star: Ooooh ... she just gets a little wild wen she dances. 

Pony Head is seen dancing with an elf teenager, riding him like a horse! 

Pony Head: YEAH! OH, YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU KNOW YOU DO! YOU LOVE IT! 

Twilight: She also threatened us in the Photo Booth! And she called me a Turd! 

Star: Yeah ... she's kind of possessive. 

Twilight: What?! 

(Y/N): So, like you're her only friend? 

Star: Y-Yeah. 

Twilight: Well, while I can understand that. That doesn't mean she can threaten your other friends or murder us! 

Star: Okay! Okay! Let's try and lighten the mood. Hey Pony Head! Let's go to the Amethyst Arcade! 

Pony Head: No way girl! I'm getting my dance on! 

She then noticed the three robots appear. 

Pony Head: (gasp) Uh ... you're right Star. The arcade is a better idea. 

She opened up a portal. 

Star: See? Everything's going to be better already. 

You all left into- 

(Y/N): MY GOD! 

(Y/N): SO MANY GAMES! 

Pony Head: Yeah! I knew you would like it here. This place is full of squares. 

There were several literal squares around groaning. 

Twilight: (annoyed) (Y/N) does not look like that. I swear, she's getting on my nerves. 

Star: Hey! Look! Lance Lance Revolution! That's perfect! You guys go play! 

You and Pony Head soon started going against each other in the game, with you wearing a VR headset and holding onto a lance. 

Game: Pony Head VS. (Y/N)! ROUND 1! READY! JOUST! 

The game had the player as a knight trying to knock their opponent off their horse in a joust style. 

Pony Head: You're going down, downer! 

(Y/N): Yeah ... well ... you're mother's a horse! 

Twilight: Uh ... good one (Y/N)? 

Pony Head: And what point did your lame-o boyfriend make? 

Twilight: HE ISN'T LAME! 

Star: Aww! Look at them getting along! 

She then hugged you both, only to feel sweat in her hands. 

Star: Eww. Okay, I'll go get some nice cld icicles to put on your disgusting sweat back. 

Twilight: Right. I'll just watch them. And make sure that Pony Head doesn't try anything. 

At the same time, A Square is playing a game like Whack A Mole only to be approached by the three robots. 

???: Hey, Square. Have you seen this head? 

He showed a picture of Pony Head. 

Square: Uh ... I don't know. 

Robot: Don't lie to me, Little Man. 

Pony Head noticed and dropped her lance in horror. 

Game: (Y/N) WINS! 

(Y/N): YES! HA! IN YOUR FACE POINTYHEAD! 

Pony Head: Yeah ... well ... you're both still Turds! 

She flew off. 

Square: Uh ... I think I'm next. But with less abusive rash talk, please. 

(Y/N): Sure. Bring it on. 

Twilight: (Y/N), we should- 

(Y/N): It's fine Twi, let's just have some time away from her. 

Star was waiting at line by an icicle stand. 

Square: Hmm ... let's see ... do I want the pointy one or the pointer one? Such a tough choice. 

Pony Head: Hey Star, I'm bored. I know another club. So let's bounce! 

She took out her dimensional scissors. 

Star: Okay! I'll get (Y/N) and Twilight. 

Pony Head: Oh no no no no. They went on ahead. Yeah, they said they wanted to get some spots in the mosh pit. Yeah, that is the course of events. 

Star: Oh, classing (Y/N) and Twi, they always put their friends first. 

Star went through the portal with Pony Head following. 

Game: FINISH HIM! 

You then had your knight impale the other knight! 

Game: (Y/N) wins! FATALITY! 

(Y/N): YES! HA! I WON! I- 

Twilight: (Y/N), I looked for Star and Pony Head, and I can't find them. 

(Y/N): HUH?! What do you mean? 

Twilight: They left! 

(Y/N): How? When did- 

???: Well well well. 

The three robot men appeared. 

(Y/N): Twi, we got company. 

Twilight: Oh what now? 

(Y/N): Here! 

You threw her the Master Sword. 

Twilight: Thanks! 

(Y/N): BRING IT ROBO PUNKS! 


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