https://youtu.be/301c4tcGuAw

You, the girls, and Crash began to make your way down the beach of N. Sanity Island, which was filled to the brim with dangerous crabs, and whatnot. 

Also, there were- 

Ruby: What's with the boxes? 

Crash got excited and started to run at full speed and break them by either jumping on top of them, or spinning into them. 

(Y/N): Sheesh! Is it just me or does Crash have a few screws loose? 

Fluttershy: Now (Y/N), Crash needs some excitement. He escaped from a horrible fate because of that horrible man, Dr. Cortex. 

(Y/N): That's his actual name? 

Fluttershy: Crash said it himself. 

Soon... 

You all continued down the beach, only to see a voice coming from a crate. 

???: (Jamaican Accent) Hello? Is someone out there? Come on! Let me out of here

Weiss: Did that crate just- 

Crash: YAHOO! 

Crash broke it, and out came a Witch Doctor Mask! 

https://youtu.be/WAMqqwPUwBc

Aku Aku (A powerful spirit who lives within a Witch Doctor Mask! Sounds a lot like a Jamaican Grim Reaper!) 

Aku Aku: Ah, thank you, I'm free at last. 

You all blinked at the talking mask. 

Weiss: Okay, I know I'm not the only one who heard the mask talk. 

(Y/N): Uh ... hello. 

Aku Aku: Hmm ... are you the one who freed me from my prison? 

(Y/N): Actually, that would be Crash here. 

Crash waved hi innocently. 

Aku Aku: I am forever in your debt. My name is Aku Aku, and I am an ancient spirit. 

Ruby: Wait, you're a spirit? You're not some ancient mask from another world? 

Aku Aku: No my child, this is just a body I am the host of. 

Fluttershy: Well, Mr. Aku Aku ... did you know that- 

Aku Aku: Yes, there is great evil to be stopped. Dr. Neo Cortex. 

Everyone: Yes!/(Crash babble)!

Aku Aku: I thought so. I will lend my assistance wherever necessary. 

(Y/N): You're too kind. Thank you! 

And so... 

https://youtu.be/tF6Ke9hpsgQ

You all continued throughout the island, dealing with the hostile fauna, as well as breaking boxes which Crash insisted. 

And well, for some reason, you guys got white gems upon breaking all the boxes in an area. 

(Y/N): Hey, these look shiny! 

Fluttershy: I bet Rarity will love these! 

Blake: That's for sure. 

Crash suddenly got run over by a giant stone. 

Everyone: CRASH! 

Aku Aku then brought him back. 

Crash: Huh? 

He was confused. 

Aku Aku: Please be more careful next time. 

Crash saluted immediately. 

Fluttershy: Hahahahaha! How cute! 

(Y/N): Well, let's continue then. 

https://youtu.be/pznMZDH2Diw

Suddenly, a massive boulder appeared from behind you guys, and- 

(Y/N): MOVE! 

You all started running at top speeds. 

Yang: WHO THE HELL JUST DISLODGED THAT BOULDER?! 

Ruby: SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT US AROUND! 

Fluttershy: You don't think that the island is inhabited right? Only a human could have done this. 

(Y/N): Just focus on moving! 

After escaping the boulder... 

Up ahead was a village of natives. 

Yang: Oh boy, a village of natives. 

Weiss: Let's hope they're the friendly sort. 

https://youtu.be/DfZK-vYb1iI

Aku Aku: Be careful children, I sense that danger is coming. 

(Y/N): Appreciate it Aku Aku, but we can handle- 

Suddenly the natives came out with spears pointed at all of you. 

Fluttershy: (Y/N) ... you know a lot of languages. Do you think you could talk to them. 

(Y/N): Sorry Fluttershy, I don't know this kind. Let's see. Crash, can you do sign language? 

Crash nodded and gave a thumbs up. 

(Y/N): Okay. AHEM! 

Crash did sign language for you. 

(Y/N): We come in peace, we mean no harm, and we are not going to hurt any of you. We assure it. 

Blake: Hey, it might have worked! 

But then... 

You guys were all put into a big pot of water which was over a fire. 

Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): HEY! WAIT! YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING TO COOK US! COME ON! BE CIVIL ABOUT THIS! 

???: ENOUGH! You come into our village for no reason, and you expect us to be okay with it? 

Papu Papu (Village Chief of the Natives of N. Sanity Island!) 

(Y/N): Oh good, you speak English. 

Fluttershy: Mr. Chief, please let us out, there is a- 

Papu Papu: You are not to be trusted. We do not take kindly to suspicious folk! 

He begins speaking the tribal dialect, and the natives cheered! 

(Y/N): Okay, enough of this! 

You broke everyone out of the ropes, and punched Papu Papu in the face! 

Papu Papu growled as he took his staff out to attack you! 

Papu Papu: HOW DARE YOU! 

https://youtu.be/YhHopJhx0C4

But then Crash stomped on his head. 

Papu Papu: HOLD STILL STUPID BANDICOOT! 

He swiped at Crash, but you and Crash both rammed into his stomach, and then- 

(Y/N): YANG! 

Yang: EAT THIS! 

She hit him with a sock! 

Papu Papu: What is that? 

Yang: A sock filled with butter, you tribal dick! 

She hit him again and again, and then punched him straight in the balls! 

Papu Papu fell down like a tree! 

(Y/N): HA! How do you like- 

The tribesmen began to chase you all out of the village! 

Crash motioned to a pig nearby. 

(Y/N): Wait, you really want us to- 

Crash nodded. 

(Y/N): I hope you know what you're- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

You all were riding the boar out of the village! 

https://youtu.be/obDQu-E7Mu8

Ruby: HA! No soup for you guys! 

Ruby blew a raspberry at them, and Yang flipped them off! 

Yang: We're too good for you guys! 

Fluttershy: It's a shame. That could have ended better. 

(Y/N): It's okay Flutters, don't think too hard about it. 

Crash: YEEHAW! 

You all rode out of the village, and soon enough, were coming up to the next island!