Majin Buu was defeated, and to be honest, you and the gang partied like crazy that night. 

Hell, you might have had a bit too much to drink to celebrate the occasion. 

(Y/N): HIC! Man, that was one crazy party, I swear. Seriously, was Buu really that powerful? I mean, yeah, we almost died, but is it really a big deal if- 

You ended up wandering into the Emerald Forest that night, and you ended up finding a dragon. 

(Y/N): OH look at that HIC! It's a dragon! So badass! You want a hug, big guy? 

Dragon: A human? How did you find me? Get lost before I kill you! 

(Y/N): Huh? 

Dragon: I will be dead soon. 

You noticed a giant sword in its back. 

(Y/N): What Hic, happened? 

Dragon: I escaped here after losing a battle against the Gods. To think that the last creature I would see is a human. How pathetic. 

(Y/N): Want me to pull it out? 

Dragon: What? A human like you cannot possibly do that. Your mind would be destroyed. 

(Y/N): HIC! WELL TELL THOSE SO-CALLED GODS TO SCREW THEMSELVES! 

You pulled the sword out of the dragon's back! You were seriously too drunk to even care at this point. 

Dragon: WH-WHAT?! How did- How did this human manage to- 

(Y/N): Hey ... Dragon, if this is a dream ... there's no reason for you to be miserable. 

Dragon: S-Sorry. You actually saved my life. You must have been able to pull the sword out because you don't have any faith in- 

(Y/N): Who gives a shit about Gods anyway? Religion is not my thing! I mean, do you have any idea how many bastards I've met that have squandered their teachings in order to get people under their control? Or burn "witches" to death? 

Dragon: Uh ... 

(Y/N): Come and rink with me! I need to talk to someone! 

The Dragon then turned into ... a cute girl! 

(Y/N): (blushing) You're .. a girl dragon? 

Dragon Girl: Y-Yeah. I didn't think the transformation magic Dragonnewt taught me would help me like this. 

(Y/N): You look kind of cute. 

Dragon Girl: C-CUTE?! 

(Y/N): And you got massive boobies! Can I touch them? 

Dragon Girl: YES! 

Soon... 

You both were completely wasted. 

(Y/N): I MEAN SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO UNGRATEFUL! HIC! IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN THERE ARE ASSHOLES WHO YOU TRY TO REACH OUT TO FOR HELP, AND THEY DON'T AGREE! 

Dragon Girl: YEAH YOU SAID IT! LET'S GO AND KILL THEM TOGETHER! 

(Y/N): IT'S JUST MY DAMN JOB TO HELP PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! 

You both were laughing like crazy and- 

(Y/N): I swear, this is crazy. So, how are you on things? 

Dragon Girl: I ... I'm all alone. I have ... nowhere to go. 

(Y/N): Oh ... really? Do you want to come and live with me? 

The Dragon Girl got up and- 

Dragon Girl: YES! PLEASE! 

(Y/N): Then why don't you become my newest maid?! 

Dragon Girl: WH-WHAT?! 

You then started telling her about how your current workers were usually getting overworked due to the fact that your mansion was getting expanded more and more by Najimi to compensate for all of your harem, and everything, and then you went on about how maids are, and how they work and everything. 

(Y/N): And that's pretty much it. So, I'm (Y/N), and you are? 

Dragon Girl: Tohru. 

Later... 

You woke up. 

(Y/N): Geez. That was one crazy dream. 

You then heard something at the door. 

(Y/N): Hello? 

Tohru appeared in her Dragon Form. 

Tohru: HI (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): HUH?! IT WASN'T A DREAM?! 

Tohru: Oh, wait a second! 

She transformed and- 

(Y/N): Okay, this has to be a dream. But she looks so- 

Tohru: Well? How do I look? Am I cute? 

(Y/N): Uh ... yeah. 

Tohru: Did you forget? We met yesterday! 

(Y/N): Sorry, I ... got over from a huge hangover. Partied like crazy. I drank and drank and drank and- I don't remember. 

Tohru: WE MET IN THAT FOREST! 

(Y/N): Forest? 

It all came flooding back. 

Tohru: I'll never forget how kind you were to me! Please let me work for you as your maid! 

(Y/N): I have other ones you know. 

You imagined the reactions of Lilith, Makima, Grayfia, Tama, and Virgo. 

Lilith: Oh, hello there fellow Dragon! 

Makima: My, isn't she a cutie. 

Grayfia: Greeting and salutations. 

Tama: Hello, welcome, Tohru-Sama. 

Virgo: It is a pleasure, Tohru. Are you willing to assist in my punishment? 

Yeah, something along those lines. 

Tohru: Oh? I can work just as hard as a bunch of other maids! I can make it into a sea of flames! And curse-kill people too! 

(Y/N): NO! NO! You would need to cook, and clean, and everything! 

Tohru: Really? I can do that! 

Much later... 

Tohru was looking at your shirt which she just washed. 

Tohru: So humans' bodily secretions require them to wash their clothes? Heh, how primitive. Ah, (Y/N)'s secretions.

She started licking it. 

Tohru: There's nothing left! 

(Y/N): T-TOHRU! 

Tohru: Huh? 

You confronted her. 

(Y/N): Sheesh, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but don't go ahead and lick my clothes. 

Tohru: Then how would you like it if I were to lick you directly? 

(Y/N): (blushing) NO! What I'm talking about is your method of laundry! 

Tohru: What am I doing wrong?! Was it not perhaps the very lives of pathetic, weak humans to dare to challenge dragons to battle that I was wrong in the first place? 

(Y/N): Don't start activating the race card! Jus tell me the process! 

Tohru: Hmm ... first I check the inside of all the pockets with x-ray vision. 

(Y/N): Right. 

Tohru: Then I wash the colors separately, and changing detergents. 

(Y/N): Okay. 

Tohru: Oh, and I wash the easily damaged fabrics in my mouth! 

(Y/N): AGH! 

Tohru: But my saliva contains enzymes that dissolves dirt and stai- 

(Y/N): THAT IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING! 

Tohru :Oh, then how about like this? 

She was going to lick your clothes again. 

(Y/N): NO! But anyway, I want to know. What about yours? 

Tohru: These are my scales. 

(Y/N): SCALES?! Hang on. 

You went out and bought her some clothes... 

(Y/N): Well? What do you think? 

Tohru: I love it! Though I feel the chest is a bit tight. 

(Y/N): What size are you? 

Tohru: D for Dragon! 

(Y/N): Help this poor girl, she is an idiot. Okay Tohru, I'm leaving, so please study up on hygiene okay? 

You then leave. 

Tohru: What's hygiene? I wonder if Fafnir has anything to say. 

She made a call on her phone. 

Tohru: Hello Fafnir? 

???: Kill ... 

Tohru hung up. 

Tohru: Better not.