Shampoo and Cologne had settled down in Nerima, with them having opened up a restaurant called the Cat Cafe! 

Cologne would handle the cooking, and Shampoo would act as waitress and delivery girl. 

She even had a little bike that she used to drive everywhere. 

In fact... 

You and Team RWBY were once again watching the normal school day of Ranma and Akane as- 

Kuno: (L/N)! THIS TIME I WILL DEFEAT YOU! 

(Y/N): (yawning) Keep trying Kuno, you're not going to have Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Akane, or Ranko no matter how many times you try. 

Kuno growled in anger. 

(Y/N): Oh, and by the way, you're ugly compared to your sister. I mean, that woman is a looker! 

Kuno: YOU BASTAR- 

Suddenly Shampoo landed right on top of him using her bike. 

Kuno: AGH! 

Shampoo: Nihao (Y/N)! Shampoo brought you lunch! 

Shampoo brought you an entire bowl of ramen. 

(Y/N): Oh thanks Shampoo! 

Yang: Dude, that smells great! And there's more? Alri- 

Shampoo glared to at Yang. 

Shampoo: That's for (Y/N). 

Blake: Shampoo, you don't have to do this. 

Shampoo: Shampoo will marry (Y/N) first, so eat that, you extras. 

Ruby: But ... Shampoo ... we're supposed to be friends now. 

Shampoo: Shampoo have no need for friends, especially if they're going to be like- 

???: SHAMPOO! AT LAST, I'VE FOUND YOU! 

Shampoo face-palmed herself as Ruby was hugged. 

???: Shampoo! I- 

Weiss hit him! 

Weiss: SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SHAMPOO YOU IDIOT! 

The man got up and put his glasses on. 

Mousse (Shampoo's childhood friend! He is a man who will use dirty tricks or traps to succeed in battle! He is very acrobatic and is a weapon master! Though his biggest weakness is his eyesight! Even with his glasses, he is unable to discern the blatant disguises of stuff like sentient statues! He has fallen into Yazunichuan, the Spring of Drowned Duck!)

Mousse: SHAMPOO! 

He then hugged Yang, and she beat the shit out of him! 

Yang: I'M NOT SHAMPOO! 

(Y/N): Seriously, who are you? 

Mousse then saw you. 

Mousse: YOU! YOU'RE (Y/N) (L/N)! 

(Y/N): So, you've heard of me. 

Mousse: I am Mousse, and I am the one who is to be Shampoo's husband! 

Shampoo: Mousse, you're so stupid! We're just friends! 

???: Yes, and you were once spurned by her. 

Cologne appeared. 

(Y/N): Oh, hey there Granny Cologne. 

Mousse: That ... that's was back when we were three! 

(Y/N): Age doesn't make a difference, idiot. 

Cologne: It has already been decided that this man will be Shampoo's husband! 

Mousse: GRRR! In that case- (L/N), PREPARE TO DIE! 

(Y/N): Bring it! 

Mousse: BLOW OF THE SWAN-FIST! 

Mousse attacked you, but you stopped it. 

Mousse: Huh? 

(Y/N): That's your fighting style huh? 

Blake: What? What fighting style? 

Shampoo: Mousse is the master of concealed weapons. 

Ruby: He's a weapon expert? 

Mousse: Just as a swan floating on the water quietly, concealing its feet beneath the water, it is impossible to se- 

You then pulled it out. 

(Y/N): YOU WERE USING A TOILET-TRAINING POTTY?! 

You smashed it. 

Mousse: So, it is true, you are very fast, but no matter! I WILL SUCCEED! 

(Y/N): Heh, you're on. 

Mousse: The deal is, if I win, I will take your women as my own! 

(Y/N): LIKE HELL, FOUR EYES! 

Yang: Besides, you're some idiot who can't even tell who is who. 

Cologne: My, this is quite troublesome indeed. 

Mousse: I didn't ask for your opinion, you dried up co- AGH! 

Cologne whacked him with her staff! 

Cologne: You watch your mouth. Son-in-Law, best of luck to you. 

(Y/N): Uh ... thanks ... Granny. 

Mousse: NOW PREPARE YOURSELF! BLOW OF THE CHICKEN EGG! 

You prepared yourself as Mousse took his stance and- 

Ruby: E-Eggs? 

He was getting eggs from a chicken's behind and throwing them at you. 

(Y/N): Nice try! 

You dodged again and again as they exploded! 

Weiss: He uses egg bombs?! 

Yang: This is jut sad. 

(Y/N): I GOT YOU THIS TIME! 

Mousse extended his arm to fire out a yo-yo, a trident, a chain spear, a claw, and much more! 

You knocked some back, destroyed some, ate one, and then- 

(Y/N): WOLF FANG FIST!

Mousse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

You knocked Mousse right into Shampoo, and she just stomped him on the ground. 

Shampoo: Give up now? That's my future husband. 

(Y/N): Well? 

Mousse: This ... means ... nothing ... 

Cologne: Persistent, are you not Boy? 

Mousse got up in anger. 

Mousse: Next time (L/N), I will crush you, and Shampoo will be m- 

Ruby: Even if you did beat (Y/N), that wouldn't stop Shampoo from loving him. 

Weiss: Yeah, take a good look in the mirror, Four Eyes. 

Mousse: I- 

Blake: And what makes you so sure, you will win? 

Mousse: I will just get stronger and stronger, until- 

Then it began to rain, and- 

Mousse: (quacking like a duck) 

You and Team RWBY blinked to see- 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's cursed to be a duck?! A DUCK?! THAT'S HILARIOUS! 

Yang: Hmm ... 

Yang grabbed Mousse. 

Yang: Anyone up for roast duck? 

Mousse: (screaming)! 

Meanwhile... 

A massive thunderbolt struck a rock with a seal on it, causing the seal to burn off, and a figure destroyed it. 

He was small with eyes of evil, and a perverted laugh. 

???: Soun ... Genma ... I will have my revenge!