King!


King walked throughout town wearing a hoodie so that he wouldn't be recognized. 

King: Man, I want to quit being a hero. 

???: GYUHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I love reptiles so much that I became one! I am Tongue-Stretcher! 

Tongue Stretcher: Give birth to my brood! 

Citizen: What is that thing?! 

He tried to capture a woman, only for King to appear behind him. 

Tongue Stretcher: YOW! Who are you?! 

He then got a better look at King's face. 

Tongue Stretcher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?! 

Citizen: Hey! That guy is King! 

Citizen 2: Yeah it's him! THE KING! 

Tongue Stretcher: I thought you looked familiar! You're the King! 

Citizen: Kick his ass King! 

Citizens: KING KING KING KING KING KING KING! 

Tongue Stretcher got on his knees and started to beg. 

Tongue Stretcher: P-P-PLEASE ACCEPT MY MOST HEARTFELT APOLOGY FOR THE DISTURBANCE I HAVE CAUSED! 

Everyone kept cheering for King over and over ragian. 

King: How did this happen? S-Sorry, I'm just going shopping. 

Citizen: Look at King's face! He's angry! 

King: I'm not angry. 

Later... 

King went to buy a video game. 

King: Well, I got it. The limited edition release of the new romance simulation game, Heart-throb Sisters. 

He had a smile on his face. 

King: Until I get home, the anticipation will be unbearable. I"ll go home and play. 

You, Saitama, Genos, and the girls saw him nearby... 

(Y/N): Hey! It's King! 

Saitama: Who? 

Genos: He was at the S Class Meeting. 

Ruby: Yeah, everyone talks a big deal about him. 

???: KYAAAH! A monster! My child's in danger! 

A giant robot appeared before King! 

G4: I am G4. A Machine-God the Organization Made. You are King, the strongest hero. I will obliterate you! 

Citizens: LOOK! IT'S KING! HE'S SO COOL! 

King: Organization? And you know that I'm King. 

G4 withdrew his sword. 

G4: I said I came to kill you!!

G4: This is a test of my combat AI! I cannot gather information if I catch you off guard! So come at me with your full strength! 

King: Is this an artificially intelligent robot? What organization is it talking about? I don't understand. Okay, let me use the john first though. When nature calls, I fight at half strength. Tht woudln't be good for your data. 

G4: I will wait ten minutes. Each minute you are late, I will kill ten people. If you run, this town is finished. 

You and everyone else watched. 

Yang: Man that guy looks strong! 

Genos: I detect powerful energy. It is indeed a machine. And it is strong. It may be higher performance than I, whom the genius scientist for justice Professor Kuseno modified. I estate at least Threat Level: Demon. 

Ruby: I bet King will teach him what for! 

Weiss: Well he is S Class after all. 

In the bathroom... 

King was hyperventilating. 

King: It wants to kill me?! 

He had a look of horror on his face. 

King: I can't do this! I'm too scared! I'm not strong! I'm just a 29 year old unemployed, antisocial otaku loser! The King Engine?! ARE THEY STUPID?! I'm cowardly enough for two, no dozens of people! I get so scared my heartbeat is audible! I ran into a threat-level Deon or Dragon Monster! And someone beat it while my eyes were closed! And by chance, that happened five times! That's all! The Hero Association praised my deeds and said I was the strongest hero and sent an S-Class certificate all on its own! I liked that, so it's my fault for not denying it. But now I'm in a jam. Aw man! I want to quit being a hero. I don't want to die! 

He then noticed that ten minutes passed. 

King: AGH! It's begun! Ten people every minute! 

But then he got an idea! 

King: No. It's hopless. He would jut kill me. It's two minutes on foot from here to that robot. Can I run away? 

Then he noticed an explosion as he got out and ran to the scene where GEnos was beating the shit out of G4! 

He fired his fists at the robot, and it tumbled over! 

Blake: Rocket punch, huh? 

G4 got up. 

(Y/N): You need help Genos? 

Genos: No. I will reach the top ten of S Class no matter what! 

He started to destroy it! 

Saitama: Well, don't lose then. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... hey, I have an idea. 

Meanwhile.. 

King made it back to his apartment. 

King: (panting) I made it home safe! I swear, that robot will haunt my dreams. 

He started to boot up his new game. 

King: Good thing this new game will help me forget that. They put a lot into the opening for Heart-Throb Sisters. 

Game: Wake up Big Boy! it's morning! 

King: What stiff acting! Now, what name should I pick. Definitely not my real name, that would be embarrassing. 

Saitama: How about King. 

Ruby: Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 

King: No, not a hero name. If someone saw them call me Big Boy King, then- 

(Y/N): Hi King! 

King saw you all there. 

King: What are they doing here?! 

Yang: The window was open. 

King: You can't just come in here uninvited! Do you know I'm a S Class Hero? 

(Y/N): Yeah, you should know who we are by now. 

King: Wait, you're (Y/N), aren't you? Rank 4? 

(Y/N): Yep! And- 

King: You were those A Class and B Class Heroes at the meeting. 

Saitama: You play games like this? 

Game: Hey Big Boy! Choose a Name! 

King: AAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yang: Hey guys check it out! He's got fighting games too! 

King: YES YES! I love action games! That's what I thought this game was! But it's a romance game?! I bought the wrong one! 

Weiss: It just says Heart-Throb Sisters. 

King: R-REALLY?! I thought it said Wrathful Shooters! They tricked me! I'll throw it away! Better cut the power! Wouldn't want to waste electricity! I'm 29 but accidentally bought a romance game! How embarrassing HAHAHAHAHA! 

Ruby: How about we play another game? 

King: Yes, that's a- Wait, you people want to play ... with me? 

(Y/N): You got the time right? 

King: Well, yes, but- Why are they being so casual? 

Meanwhile... 

Genos continued his fight with G4, blasting him with- 

Genos: INCINERATE! 

Soon he was on fire! 

Genos: I melted your internal structures. So you can't move anymore. Your big body was your downfall. 

A smaller robot came out of G4! 

Genos: Is that the real form? 

Back at King's ... 

You guys were watching King play. 

(Y/N): Wow King, you're good at video games! 

King: yeah, I win a lot of action game tournaments in the past. 

Saitama: You're strong in real life and take first place in games too? So, then why did you run away earlier? Genos is fighting in your place. 

King spit his drink out of his mouth. 

(Y/N): Yeah, Saitama's right. If you're so strong, then why did you run? 

Weiss: Is it that you're so strong that you're bored of fighting? What kind of a hero attitude is that? 

King: I .. 

Suddenly your Danger Sense kicked in as a giant bird appeared! 

Saitama stopped it with his hands. 

Saitama: Wow, it's like you attract monsters. 

King: I know! I've always been unlucky! But it's been getting worse! Is this punishment for my lies?! 

Back with Genos... 

G4: It was foolish and a waste of time to worry about bystanders! I only desire King! 

It fired lasers at the Unbreakable Cyborg, who knocked them back at him! 

And then Genos threw a fire extinguisher at him! 

G4: WHY YOU! 

Then Genos restrained him! 

G4: How dare you! 

Genos: You want King, but I know someone stronger. And I am stronger than you! 

Back with you guys... 

King: You see .. I- 

The creature skreed and King did too! 

And then, Saitama punched it! 

King: What was that? Did they get eaten? I'm sorry! I didn't have the strength to help them! I was too slow to-

Ruby hugged King. 

Ruby: It's okay King, it's okay. 

Saitama: So, everything about you is false right? 

King: Huh? What happened? 

(Y/N): You okay man? 

Flashback... 

King was running from a monster that scratched out his left eye! 

King: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY EYE! SOMEONE! HELP ME! HELP ME! 

He stared to cry until someone killed it. 

???: Hey, I beat the monster. Is your eye okay? I hope the cut isn't too deep. 

He then saw his savior! It was Saitama when he still had hair! 

Saitama: I wanna be a hero for fun. 

King: You're hurt! 

Saitama: These are just scratches. 

End of Flashback... 

King cried hard. 

(Y/N): WHOA! KING! 

Ruby: It's okay! Don't cry! Don't cry! 

Weiss: So, he's just an ordinary human that got roped into this? 

Blake: Looks like it. 

One big explanation later... 

(Y/N): Do you really think it's good to be a hero who lies and cringes in fear? 

King: N-No. 

Saitama: Well, it's no one's business, so you don't need a lecture. 

King: But I- 

(Y/N): Eveyrone looks up to you. 

King: I- 

Ruby: People keep believing how strong you "Are." 

King: But I- 

Blake: Do you want to keep lying or quit being a hero? 

King: I don't know. 

Saitama: So why don't you get strong? 

King: Huh? Wait, aren't any of you angry? 

(Y/N): No, not at all. 

You all started to leave. 

(Y/N): Say, next time, let's play more games together. 

King: Uh ... yeah ... sure. 


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