Here Comes Ranma!


You and Team RWBY saw a new unlocked world on the DS!

Ruby: What's this one?

Weiss: It says, Jusenkyo, China, 1991.

(Y/N): Oh, China this time! Say, what does Jusenkyo mean?

Ruby: Must be a fancy valley or some beautiful ruins or something along those lines!

(Y/N): Well, I say it's worth checking out. We might learn new martial arts techniques!

Yang: Hell yeah we will! This should be fun!

And so with a push of a few buttons, you guys were transported to the next world!

Jusenkyo, China, 1991...

The Cursed Springs (Most famous location of Jusenkyo! Anyone who falls in these springs becomes cursed to transform into whoever drowned in them years ago when splashed with cold water!)

???: Alright, we here, the cursed springs of Jusenkyo!

Jusenkyo Guide (The man who guides all tourists around Jusenkyo! He knows pretty much everything about the cursed springs, and the stories of those who fell into them!)

???: This is it Ranma, are you ready?

???2: YES SIR!

Genma Saotome (A martial artist and master of Anything Goes Martial Arts! He made a vow to his wife that he would turn their son into a true martial artist, or else they would commit seppuku! He is pretty much the primary example of a shitty dad, as he is a coward, mainly concerns himself with eating, and is very harsh on his son, Ranma! He will attempt to justify himself when faced with something he caused in the past, and rarely takes responsibility! What can I say but, GENMA YOU IDIOT!)

Ranma Saotome (Genma's Son! He was separated from his mother since he was around 3 years old, and has been traveling with his Dad, learning the ways of Anything Goes Martial Arts! He and his Dad are always at odds with each other, mainly because Genma through Ranma into a pit full of cats tied to a bunch of salmon steaks, causing him to get a massive fear of cats! Unlike his father though, Ranma is a good guy, who will stand up for those who are in trouble, or are getting bullied! However, he's also a stubborn moron who has a bit of a rude streak! Sounds a lot like Inuyasha!)

The two jumped up onto the bamboo poles to get to their training!

Jusenkyo Guide: AH! Sirs! Be careful with what you do!

Ranma: You better get ready, because I'm not going easy on you!

Genma: Heh, that's just what I wanted to hear, Boy!

The two started attacking each other while hopping from bamboo pole to bamboo pole, and then Ranma caught Genma off guard and he kicked his Dad into one of the springs!

Jusenkyo Guide: OH NO!! Sir, you fall into Shomaonichuan, Spring of Drowned Panda! There be tragic story of panda who drown in spring 2,000 years ago! Now whoever fall in that spring take the body of panda!

Genma burst out as a panda!

Ranma: WHAT THE HELL?!

Ranma was so caught off guard that Genma knocked him into another spring!

Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Jusenkyo Guide: OH NO!! Sir, you fall into Nyannichaun, the Spring of Drowned Girl! There be a very tragic tale of a young girl fall into spring and drowned 1,500 years ago! Now whoever fall into that spring take the body of a young girl!

Ranma resurfaced as-

Ranma: (now with the voice of Makima) Huh? What do you me-

She looked down at her chest, which was bouncing.

Ranma: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

At the same time...

You and the girls were in a village which was full of a bunch of women fighting each other, several looked beautiful, many looked big and mannish, and then there were those that looked super cute!

Yang: Wow, talk about girl power.

Blake: This must be a village of Amazons.

Weiss: Wait, you mean the kind of women who pretty much fall in love with whoever beats them?

(Y/N): Yeah, that's the whole schtick with them.

Ruby: Oh, maybe they're up for training or-

(Y/N): Ruby, I wouldn't try to anger them. I don't think they take to kindly to visitors.

Yang: (eating) Yeah, I'll say.

Yang was eating a pork bun.

Blake: Yang, where did you get that pork bun.

Yang: From there.

She pointed to a huge pile of food nearby.

(Y/N): Why did you-

Yang: I was hungry damn it! I couldn't hold it in. If I said something then-

Suddenly one of the Amazons saw what happened and-

???: Ni zemme gan, na shi wo wei shengli er zhunbei de da can!

Shampoo (Champion of the Amazons, and great granddaughter of the village chief! Thanks to her upbringing, she has been taught that defeat is unacceptable when facing another girl! She will give whoever stands in the way of her goals the Kiss of Death, a vow to hunt down her opponent until she kills them!)

Yang: Uh ... oops.

(Y/N), Ruby, Weiss, and Blake: YANG!!

Shampoo: Wo hui shale ni!

(Y/N): SAY WHAT?! Look, there's no need for that! Women neng zuo xie shenme lai wangji zhe jian shi ma?

Shampoo: Shi de, zai zhandou zhong!

Yang: Say what?

(Y/N): She says that they can let this go via, beating her in battle! Hao ba, wo hui he ni zhandou!

Shampoo: Wo jeishou. Wo bei cheng wei xi fa shui!

(Y/N): Shampoo? Ke'ai de mingzi.

She blushed as she got into a stance to fight.

Shampoo: SI!!!

You dodged her attacks as you noticed she was getting uncoordinated!

(Y/N): You fight well, but you're uncoordinated.

You disappeared as she angrily punched at you, and-

(Y/N): I win!

You struck her neck, causing her to collapse.

The Amazons were in shock, and they were talking amongst themselves about how Shampoo has never lost before, and not even to a man!

(Y/N): Sorry, but, I won't let you harm Yang, she's not a bad person, she's just stupid, gluttonous, and sometimes greedy.

Yang: Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. But I'm a badass big sis and lover.

Ruby: Uh ... is she okay?

(Y/N): I don't know. Hey, are you- Shampoo?

Shampoo got up, and-

Shampoo: HIYA!!! WO AI NI!!!

(Y/N): WH-

She glomped you, and began to kiss you!

Team RWBY: HUH?!

The Amazons once again talked amongst themselves.

Weiss: (blushing in anger) HEY!! GET OFF OF HIM!!

Weiss used an ice attack and knocked Shampoo off, leaving her angry!

Shampoo: NI HUI BAOLUO!!

Shampoo took out two Chinese War Swords!

Yang: Geez, who are you, Mulan or Chun-Li?

Ruby: I wish they were here right now!

(Y/N): Uh ... guess it's time to go!

Shampoo: FANLUI ZHELI!!

She proceeded to chase after all of you as you ran!

Ruby: HANG ON!!

Ruby used her speed to get you all away!

(Y/N): SORRY SHAMPOO!

Shampoo: NIMEN ZHEXIE JIAN REN, BA WO DE ZHANGFU HAI GEI WO!!!

When it seemed you guys were safe, then-

WHAM!!

You all crashed into two figures, who turned out to be-

Ranma: HEY, ASSHOLES! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE-

Genma whacked Ranma on the head with a sign.

Genma: "Ranma, do not be rude! I am sorry, but my Son and I have to get to Japan, and we have no time to waste."

(Y/N): Say, what?

Ruby: Sorry about that, but we need to get away from-

Shampoo appeared!

Shampoo: WO ZHAODAO NI!!

Ranma: WHAT THE?!

Genma: "NOW WHAT?!"

Ruby: Hey, you guys want to live?

They both nodded.

Ruby: THEN HANG ON!

You all disappeared, with an angry Shampoo giving chase!

Shampoo: NI ZHEGE YUCHUN DE MUGOU! NI HUI SI DE!!

Shampoo would not give up, until you were hers, that's for sure!

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