Again, Ludo and his men are attacking the Mansion to try and get Star's wand. But you had Team RWBY, Twilight, and Pinkie helping out! 

Ludo: OH COME ON! HOW ARE YOU LOSING TO A BUNCH OF KIDS?! THIS IS PATHETIC! 

Pinkie: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR ENEMIES! BOOM! 

Pinkie fired her party cannons right at Bearicorn's face! 

Ludo: At least hit them with a rock or something! 

The Two-Headed monster threw a pebble at Star, but she didn't budge. 

Weiss then used Ice-Make: Time Capsule to freeze him. 

Star: Hey guys! Watch this! Off the tree, over this bush, nothing but net! 

She fired a Dagger Crystal Heart Attack which bounced off a branch and into the back of the Giraffe Monster's neck! 

Twilight: That's more like it! I can't believe it, she's actually doing better! 

Blake: Feel proud Twilight? 

Twilight: YES! 

Yang: Hey guys! Watch this! 

Yang punches Buff Frog in the chin, knocking him into the other monsters, and they all fall like dominoes. 

And the Three-Eyed Monster landed right onto Ludo. 

Ludo: AAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): Okay! Now who's up for some Chinese Food? 

Star: OOH! CHINESE FOOD! I have no idea what it is but I want it! 

Pinkie: Star, we have a lot to discuss. 

Ruby: You got to try the pork dumplings, and the wonton soup. 

Weiss: Also there's the Lo Mein. 

Twilight: And the fried rice. 

You all left as Ludo groaned angrily. 

Ludo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Soon... 

Castle Avarius (Ludo's Castle!) 

Ludo: YOU MORONS ARE USELESS! 

All of Ludo's monsters looked beaten and ashamed. 

Ludo: You're always screwing up my brilliant plans! I need someone who can wrangle you all. 

Back with you guys... 

You all ate a massive feast of Chinese Cuisine. 

Pinkie: (little burp) Now that's a feast from the east. 

(Y/N): HA! 

Ruby: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Ruby! 

Yang: And now for the Fortune Cookies! 

Star: OOH! COOKIES! 

Star shoved it down her throat and spit out the paper. 

Star: Gross, this filling is disgusting. 

Twilight: Those are Fortune Cookies Star. They have fortunes that will tell you the future. Supposedly. 

Star: OOH! "A friend will greet you with a smile." 

Weiss: Isn't that every day? 

Star: Hmm ... 

She broke another Fortune Cookie. 

Star: "Think positive and good luck will come your way." Hey! These are great! More! 

She started grabbing a bunch. 

Twilight: Oh no. 

Blake: This is going to end badly, right? 

(Y/N): Yep. 

Back with Ludo... 

Ludo starts interviewing several people including a female monster who looks like him. 

Ludo: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT! NEXT! NEXT! NEXT! 

He was losing his patience. 

Ludo: I swear these idiots are even dumber than you idiots! 

Suddenly a reptile in a suit appeared with a glass of water with an eyeball in it. 

???: West Mewnian Swamp Water. Or do you drink from the bottle? 

Ludo: On days like this ... 

???: Tell me about it. 

Ludo: Oh, I'll tell you. 

Ludo drank from the swamp water. 

Ludo: I've been trying to steal a wand from a teenager! It's harder than it ought to be! 

He tossed the glass out. 

Ludo: Wait ... where did you come from? 

???: I let myself in. 

Ludo: WHen? 

???: Afer you hired me. 

Ludo: I hired you? 

???: I accept. 

Ludo: Excellent! 

The two shake hands as Bearicorn claps, and Buff Frog has a confused look on his face. 

???: We start tomorrow. Get some rest. 

HE gave Ludo a black card as he left. 

Ludo: Wait, did anyone catch his name? 

Ludo, Bearicorn, and Buff Frog saw the name on the card. 

Ludo: Toffee. I guess his name is Toffee! 

At the mansion... 

Star: Oh, wise, and powerful cookies, bestow your sugary prophecies upon me. 

(Y/N): Star, those fortunes aren't magic. 

Ruby: Yeah, they're just put there for people to read. 

Star: Next you'll tell me that's how they get the snow in snow globes. It's clear they're the work of dark wizards.

Twilight: Star, they're not real. They're just vauge so you can read things into them. 

Star: "An unexpected visitor will soon arrive." 

She looked out the door over and over again. 

(Y/N): No one's there. 

Star: Hmm ... "Reach for the stars, and achieve your dream. 

She blasted a hole in the ceiling and nearly hit Buff Frog! 

Buff Frog: WHOA! 

(Y/N): GEEZ! DON'T DESTROY THE MANSION! 

Ruby: Yeah, it's only, where we live! 

Star: I've always dreamed about having a skylight in here. 

Twilight: (facepalm) I swear, sometimes you are impossible. 

Back at Ludo's Castle... 

Ludo: Alright Toffee. I'm going to show you what we're working with here. 

Two of Ludo's minions are having a breakdance battle. 

But then they started running into the others and get into a brawl with each other. 

Ludo: Be honest. I can't handle it. 

Buff Frog then arrived. 

Buff Frog: Master Ludo. The girl thinks the messages in her cookies are fortunes. She does whatever they say.

Ludo: Interrupting! Se toffee? Give it to me straight. 

Toffee: Hmm ... Maybe we can do somtig about those fortune cookies. 

Buff Frog dragged Ludo off. 

Ludo: What?! What is it? 

Buff Frog: (whispering) You sure we can trust him, Boss? 

Ludo: Of course! 

Back in Vale City... 

Star was down to her last cookie. 

Star: Aww ... last cookie. I should get more! 

(Y/N): STAR! Food can't predict the future! 

Star: Of course, they can! On Mewni, there's a place where you can get calzones that'll tell you how you're going to die.

In Mewnie... 

A Butterfly family servant bites into a calzone. 

Calzone: You will die from choking on a calzone. 

The servant holds his neck in fear. 

Calzone: HA! Just kidding, a giant's going to sit on your face. 

Back in Remnant... 

You guys enter the alleyway behind the Chinese Restaurant where Ludo's minions are breakdancing in disguise. 

Twilight What are those two doing? 

Star: I think one of them is about to get served. 

Ludo's fly minion grabs the fortune cookie and replaces it with another one. 

Toffee: Well done. 

Toffee pat him on the head. 

As Star opens the next cookie, all of Ludo's army appears. 

(Y/N): Well, look who we have here! 

Ruby: More of Ludo's guys! 

Star: Wait! It says "Love is always the answer." 

Twilight: Not in this case! We have to fight Star! 

Star: Sorry Twilight, but it's not the will of the cookie. 

The monsters begin to attack you, Twilight, and Ruby, with you three glaring at Star in annoyance.