BB Corn!/Team (Y/N) vs. Grinpatch!
You all got back down to the surface and started to explore the jungle only to realize something was off.
(Y/N): Uh ... I'm sure we came this way.
Ruby: No ... I think it was this way.
Toriko: How is this possible? Everything looks different.
Blake: Wait ... is it the forest?
Weiss: Blake, what are you saying?
Blake: Maybe the forest has been growing and we didn't see it!
(Y/N): WELL CRAP! Now what do we-
Terry began to motion in one direction.
Toriko: Terry, you know where we are?
Terry nodded.
(Y/N): OF COURSE! THAT'S WHY HE WAS MARKING HIS TERRITORY! YOU SMART LITTLE PUP!
Yang: Wow, who would have thought Terry's piss would save us?
(Y/N): Way to make it sound less cool Yang.
Soon...
You guys found Wu Volcano, a hotspot that is extremely high in temperatures from the magma below the ground flows to the land area on the volcano. It's like a sauna!
(Y/N): So, this is how it goes. The closer to the magma, the higher the temperature.
Weiss: Naturally. That's how science works.
Yang: I knew it had to do with something like that. Of course, I slept through that class.
Ruby: What class do you not sleep through?
Yang: The ones that interest me.
(Y/N): Okay, let's cook these babies!
You slammed one of the kernels onto the rocks.
Toriko: Now be careful. We need to make sure that it doesn't get burnt. We have to place it on one that's not too high.
(Y/N): Okay!
You sat there and waited.
(Y/N): Come on guys, we need to toughen it out.
Toriko and Terry were seating like crazy, while you and the girls used Haki to try and maintain yourselves.
Ruby: So ... hot.
(Y/N): We can take it!
Weiss: It feels like ... I'm burning ... up.
(Y/N): DON'T MOVE!
Toriko: COME ON! POP ALREADY!
Blake and Yang: COME ON!
Suddenly the kernel popped!
Ruby: IT'S RAINING POPCORN!
(Y/N): HAHAHAHA! YES!
Toriko: After all of that, the food is sure to be amazing!
You took a look at the popcorn that was in the area.
(Y/N): Thanks for the Food!
You ate it.
(Y/N): MMMM! THIS IS SO GOOD! The flavor grows an the taste becomes deeper with each chew! And the feeling of it going down your throat is smooth, not like regular popcorn!
Ruby: Really?!
Ruby ate some.
Ruby: OH SO YUMMY!
Toriko: How about you Terry?
Terry was snacking on a lot of the popcorn.
Yang: I think Terry loves Popcorn!
(Y/N): Aww! Good boy!
Toriko: This is really good! I think I've decided on the Appetizer!
(Y/N): Yeah, for a start, it needs to start with a bang, and what better way than with this popcorn?!
But then all of the popcorn was getting sucked up!
Ruby: WHAT THE?!
Blake: The Popcorn! It's going away!
???: Yum. BB Corn is so good.
A man with a massive straw appeared.
???: Now how about that dog?
He started to suck in Terry!
(Y/N): AVAN STRASH KNIFE!
You slashed at the man, and he was knocked back a bit!
(Y/N): WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE A MAN'S MEAL AND THEIR DOG!
???: Well, how about I give it back then?
He spit it all out!
Team RWBY: DISGUSTING!
He then sucked it up with his straw!
???: RUMINATE RUMINATE! SO DELICIOUS! No matter how many times you eat it, if you don't savor it, there's a loss!
(Y/N): The fuck is he doing?!
Toriko: This guy ... is weird.
???: BB Corn, ah yes. I sent my pet to go fetch some, but it can't be helped really. He has no sense of direction.
Ruby: What's with that straw?
???: Impressive is it not? A giant mosquito called the Devil Mosquito, I made this straw out of one's mouth.
Blake: How disturbing.
???: So, you're Toriko? You know, Starjun has been talking a lot about you.
(Y/N) and Toriko: Starjun?!
(Y/N): So, you're a member of the Gourmet Corps!
???: In this case, where they failed to capture the Regal Mammoth, the Sixth Branch guys who were responsible for it ... he beat them to near death.
Toriko: YOu mean Starjun?
???: Yes. I heard though but with that sort of thing. The Head Chef's anger is unending. It seems the Boss' appetite is even bigger these days. The cooks can't keep up. And I have to be stuck with retrieving the GT Robos that weren't destroyed. But the Chief and Vice President stopped me. So, I came here to devour the animals instead. I thought the Boss would like them.
(Y/N): What do you guys want?
???: Want? Simple, we want GOD.
Toriko was taken aback.
Yang: Hey Toriko, what is he talking about?
Weiss: How can you eat a God?
Toriko: No, GOD is an ingredient. The apex of all this world's ingredients. 500 years ago, a famous Gourmet Hunter who finishes through all of the world's foods, his name was Acacia. He was was the one who found GOD in his final years. The discovery of GOD was what started the Gourmet Era.
(Y/N): How do you know so much about it?
Toriko: Because I plan on making it my Main Course!
???: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that so? I think there are a lot of other Gourmet Hunters who want to get GOD. I even heard that some of them are on their move. Among them it is heard that there is a group of some retired people of true power. Probably because he's judged that the time of a Solar Eclipse is coming. But it's a pain for us who make his meals.
Blake: Your Boss?
???: The Gourmet Age which raised its newborn cry a few hundred years ago is now once again in full swing.
(Y/N): What's your name?
Grinpatch: My name is Grinpatch, I am a Sous-Chef of the Gourmet Corps.
(Y/N): Alright Grinpatch, how about we kick your ass for taking our food, and for nearly hurting Terry?!
Grinpatch: A good suggestion. But I have a better one? HOW ABOUT IS SUCK OUT YOUR HEARTS?!
Team (Y/N): BRING IT! KAIOKEN TIMES 50!/TEN HIT NAIL PUNCH!
Grinpatch blew into his straw, as all of you were knocked back!
Grinpatch smirked as he was knocked back.
Ruby: What the heck was that?
(Y/N): He knocked us back with a breath that strong?
Grinpatch: My Breath Bazooka hasn't lost any of it's kick. If I had added inhalation, then that sort of attack would have crushed my straw!
Toriko: This man ... he's the same level as Starjun.
(Y/N): You got to be kidding me. But still, he won't win!
Ginrpatch jumped back.
Grinpatch: I'll just attack you from here! BREATH GUN!
He started to shoot breath shots from his straw!
(Y/N): WATCH OUT!
Thanks to you telling what attacks would come, everyone was able to dodge!
Yang: This asshole's breath is really tough! They're like bullets!
Toriko: Doesn't matter!
Grinpatch felt something hit his shoulder!
Grinpatch: What?
You then saw it's appearance on the shoulder.
(Y/N): A fork?
Toriko: Watch this. FLYING FORK!
He fired what seemed to be an aura fork, which hit Grinpatch in the stomach!
Grinpatch: AGH! You actually fired it?
Yang: If that can happen then-
Team (Y/N): TORIKO! USE A FLYING KNIFE!
Toriko: FLYING KNIFE!
A flying slice attack grazed Grinpatch across his chest!
He started to cough up blood!
(Y/N): So, what ar you going to do about- THE FUCK?!
Grinpatch sucked up the blood coming from his wounds!
Ruby: This guy's breath! It's insane!
Grinpatch: BREATH MISSILE!
He fired a massive gust of wind from his straw!
But you smired and started to suck it up!
(Y/N): (turning SSJ GOD!) GET READY FOR THIS! SKY GOD ROAR!
Grinpatch was blown far away!
Grinpatch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
And his straw was destroyed!
Everyone: YES!
(Y/N): SAY GOODBYE ASSHO- WHAT THE?!
A flying Elephant bug appeared with a giant piece of the Corn Stalk.
Toriko: That was-
(Y/N): The stalk that was cut!
Grinpatch: That was fun! It looks like we'll meet again! Take care!
He takes off.
Grinpatch: Next time, I'll devour them!
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