So much time has passed by after the defeat of Majin Buu, and well peace has returned to the World of the Dragon Balls! 

Though ... on a far off planet... 

Beerus (God of Destruction! He is an asshole who loves eating so much, that he will destroy a planet if he is pissed off! Voiced by Jason Douglas!) 

Beerus: AAAAAAARGH! WHERE'S THE DAMN FOOD ALREADY?! I'M STARVING! 

Bug: L-Lord Beerus, just eat and you'll be satisfied! We have the best chefs coming in! 

Beerus: Right. 

He started to eat the food presented to him. 

Beerus: MM! This is pretty good! And the dressing is delicious! 

Bug: R-Really? That's amazing! Beerus: Oh, and are you really trying to kill me with this cheap poison? 

Bug: WHAT?! 

???: My, this is pathetic even for you. 

Whis (Beerus' mentor and assistant! He is an angel, and while working for an asshole, he's very friendly! Voiced by Ian Sinclair!) 

Bug Man: POISON?! What do you mean?! If so, why not try the vegetarian Vincotto Soup? 

Beerus: That doesn't matter. Because, I'm destroying this planet. 

Bug: WHAT?! 

Beerus: HAKAI! 

In a matter of seconds... 

Beerus killed all of this attackers and destroyed the planet. 

Whis: Looks like you got what you wanted. 

Beerus: Yep! Now then, why don't we go and find that man. The one who killed Majin Buu? 

In Shin's Realm... 

Kibito: Sir, did you sense that? 

Shin: I did Kibito. It seems that one of our ancestor's planets has disappeared. 

Old Kai: It's ... him. The one who trapped me inside of the Z-Sword those years ago. 

Shin: WHAT?! What do you mean by that? 

Old Kai: Beerus. 

On King Kai's Planet... 

Goku was lugging around a big block. 

Goku: Man, thanks to the money Hercule gave us, it feels great to come back up here and train! 

Bubbles: Uho! 

Gregory: Well, it looks like Goku's happy again. 

King Kai then sensed something. 

King Kai: AGH! 

Goku: What's wrong King Kai? 

King Kai: Goku, something big is coming. Something unstoppable. It's- 

Beerus: Hello. 

Beerus and Whis appeared. 

King Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! LORD BEERUS! 

Goku: Wait, who's he? 

King Kai: GOKU! WATCH YOUR TONE! HE'S A GOD OF DESTRUCTION! 

Whis: Yes, he has come because he has a business with the man who killed Majin Buu. 

Goku: Oh you mean (Y/N) huh? Well, he's not here right now. But if you want a fight. I'll give you one! 

He went SSJ3! 

Goku: I WON'T HOLD BACK! 

King Kai: GOKU! DON'T! HE'S TOO POWERFUL! YOU CAN'T BEAT HIM! 

Beerus: No, wait. If you really want to challenge me. Then I'll humor you. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Goku tried to attack Beerus, but Beerus took no damage! 

Goku: HUH?! 

Beerus: Aww now that's cute. 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He started to attack again and again, but Beerus was dodging him easily. 

Goku: Man he's fast! COME ON! I- 

Beerus: BOO! 

Goku: AGH! 

Beerus flicked Goku with his finger and sent him flying! 

King Kai: GOKU! 

Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Beerus: You're far too weak for me. Sorry. 

Beeurs got behind Goku and knocked him out with a karate chop! 

Goku: AGH! 

He went into Base form and was out. 

Beerus: Guess I'll have to find him on earth. Whis! 

Whis: Coming, Lord Beerus. 

Soon... on Earth... 

You, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang were attending Bulma's birthday party on a luxury cruise liner. 

(Y/N): Man, Bulma, this is one awesome party you got here! 

Bulma: Well of course. Since this is a Capsule Corp funded party, we have the best that we can offer! 

Ruby: Yeah! The cookies are really good! 

Weiss: How many have you had Ruby? 

Ruby: 20! 

Weiss: Right. 

Ruby: Hey, you had the chocolate pudding a lot too. 

Weiss: I only stopped because Buu was giving me that eye. 

Buu: BUU WANT ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING! 

Weiss: Hercule, can you calm him down? 

Hercule: What are you crazy? You know how Buu gets when he's hungry. He nearly threatened the pizza delivery guy when he didn't get the pizza he asked for! 

(Y/N): Yeah, that's him alright. 

Blake: I think it's fine. (eating sushi) MMM! YUMMY! 

Yang: Ha! Now that's a mouthful. 

???: So, where's the man who killed Buu? 

Everyone: HUH?! 

Beerus and Whis arrived. 

(Y/N): Who in the? 

Beerus: I would make this quick. Or else I'm blowing this damn rock away. 

(Y/N): And what gives you the right to do that asshole?! 

Beerus: What? You dare speak to a God like that? 

(Y/N): God? I don't believe in any Gods. I don't even believe in religion. 

Beerus: Damn mortal. I- 

Whis: That's him alright Lord Beerus. 

(Y/N): Uh, you know me? 

Whis: (Y/N) right? Najimi and I are friends. 

(Y/N): Now she, I believe in. 

Beerus: How cute. So, how about you fight me, or I'll take you down right here and now. 

(Y/N): Sorry, but I'm enjoying my girlfriend's birthday party. And you just interrupted it. So, why don't you take your stinking attitude, and get lost? 

Beerus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, you think you're funny huh? Fine! HAK- 

Yang then punched him. 

Yang: He said get lost, a- 

Beerus punched Yang in the stomach! 

Yang: BLEGH! 

She coughed up so much blood. 

Beerus: Sorry, it looks like you're sick. You should get that checked. 

Blake: YANG! 

Ruby: THAT'S MY SISTER YOU- 

Beerus stopped Ruby's attack with his index finger! 

Ruby: WH-WHAT?! 

Beerus: Little Girl, a little bit of advice. When you hear that your enemy is a God. Don't be an idiot! 

He flicked her away! 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Weiss: RUBY! 

Weiss and Blake charged in, but Beerus grabbed their faces and slammed them into the ground! 

Gohan: HEY! THAT DOES IT! DON'T HURT MY AUNTS LIKE THAT! 

Gohan screamed as he charged to punch Beerus, but smirked. 

Beerus: Cute Boy. But you look weak to me. Just like that stupid Saiyan I dealt with be- 

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Gohan went SSJ2, and actually hit Beerus! 

Beerus: ARGH! You got a lot of spunk, huh? In that case, I'll give you this! 

He blasted Gohan, sending him flying! 

Videl: GOHAN! 

Goten and Trunks: YOU JERK/BASTARD! FUSION HA! 

Goten and Trunks became Gotenks and went SSJ3! 

Gotenks: SUPER GHOST KAMIKAZE ATTACK! 

They sent out 20 ghosts and they charged at Beerus, but he gathered them all up swallowed them and spat them right back out! 

Gotenks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): YOU MOTHER FUCKER! 

Vegeta: (Y/N)! ENOUGH! 

Vegeta stopped you. 

(Y/N): WHAT?! VEGETA WHAT ARE- 

Vegeta: Hello Lord Beerus. 

Beerus: Well if it isn't Vegeta. 

Vegeta: That's Beerus the God of Destruction. I met him when I was a child. 

(Y/N): What can he do? 

Vegeta: He has the power to destroy entire planets. 

(Y/N): I don't care if he has that power! He hurt my- 

Suddenly Bulma stepped up and slapped him! 

Bulma: NOW YOU LISTEN HERE! YOU ARE RUINING MY PARTY! SO STOP HURTING MY FRIENDS AND MY SON, AND GET THE HELL OUT OF- 

Beerus: SILENCE IMPUDENT WOMAN! 

He slammed her to the ground! 

And then you snapped! 

(Y/N): YOU! YOU! THAT'S MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You transformed as your hair started to get longer, and this time it was Blue! 

Beerus: What's th- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

You punched Beerus in the stomach! 

Beerus: WHAT?! 

(Y/N): YOU WANT A GOD?! YOU GOT IT! 

You sent Beerus flying! 

Whis: My! 

Whis dropped the food he was eating! 

Beerus: AGH! BRAT! YOU ASKED FOR IT! 

(Y/N): BRING IT PUSSY!