Yamcha's Big Victory!


We open up at a baseball field where Yamcha hits his 500th consecutive homerun! 

Announcer: ANd there you have it folks! Another home run from the Baseball Bandit Yamcha, marking his 500 consecutive home run! And the crowd goes- 

(Y/N): YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

Ruby: GO YAMCHA!!!! 

You and Ruby were there to support Yamcha. Well, you two were the only ones there. 

Later... 

Yamcha was in the locker room changing out of his uniform as one of his teammates came over. 

Teammate: Yo, Yamcha, coach wants to talk with you on the way out. Owner's with him.

Yamcha: The owner? Oh man, maybe they want to renegotiate my contract! Or maybe I'm being inducted into the baseball Hall of Fame! Or maybe I'm--


At the owner's office... 

Coach: Fired. 

Yamcha: WHAT?! Wait, do you mean I'm on fire or- 

Owner: No. He means, for the first time in your career, you're OUT, Bandit.

Yamcha: WHAT?! NO! You can't be serious! Coach, we haven't lost a game since I joined! 

Coach: And that's the problem, kid. You've ruined the game. You've taken the sport outta the sport. Nobody wants to watch Mr. Satan enter a kid's karate championship!

Owner: I'd watch that. 

Coach: Yeah, but only a psychopath would watch that more than once.

Yamcha: Um ... 

Coach: Right? 

Owner: Point is, nobody's buying tickets. Those bleachers would be emptier than Nicky Town if it weren't for those mooks you gave season passes to.

Yamcha: You can't do this! This game, baseball ... it's my biggest break, I'm literally the weakest out of all of my friends, most of them have gotten married, or are very busy, or well ... can be a total asshole! Without baseball ... I'm a nobody. 

Coach: Well, you get 20 billion Zeni. 

Yamcha: What w- Huh? 

Owner: 20. Billion. Zeni. League rules says I can't leave you high and dry, and I also can't bar you from accepting sponsorship deals or promotional tie-ins...So...you sign this non-compete, and you'll be set for the rest of your life.

Yamcha: So ... this is ... a win? 

Coach: Kid... you do nothin' *but* win.

Yamcha had a massive smile of hope on his face. 

Yamcha Owned Count: 0.... 

Najimi: And so, Yamcha gave his signature, and retired from his ambitious sports career. He then invested in, and subsequently purchased, the HETAP beverage corporation, doubling his net worth. He now owns several sports bars under the franchise Wolf Fang Grill, where he lets all his friends eat for free. Oh ... and Vegeta too. 


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