Uncle Vegeta and Aunts RWBY!!


Vegeta was on the phone.

Vegeta: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AFTER THE BRAT?!

(Y/N): Come on Vegeta, Bulma lets you live at Capsule Corp, so you might as well look after Trunks.

Vegeta: I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT TAKING CARE OF A BABY!!!

(Y/N): Don't worry, I'm sending over a group of experts.

Vegeta: Wait, group of experts?

(Y/N): Yep! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm taking Bulma to the beach! Bye!

You hung up.

Vegeta: So, what did he mean by-

Ruby burst in!

Ruby: HI VEGETA!

Vegeta: Oh my God.

Later...

Ruby was holding Baby Trunks in her arms.

Ruby: HE'S SO TINY!!! Honestly Vegeta, how could you not be excited to raise a future Super Saiyan? Rebuilding the Saiyan race!

Yang: Yeah, come on Mr. Prince of the New Race.

Vegeta: (annoyed) What did I do to deserve this?

Blake: I have a list.

Blake took out a list.

Blake: You blew up planets, murdered your partner, constantly tried to kill us, hit Trunks in the stomach, let Cell absorb Android 18, do I need to go on?

She smirked.

Yang: I taught her well.

Weiss: Did you make sure his tail was removed?

Vegeta: I don't know!

Ruby: Wow, you are a bad role model.

Vegeta: (threatning) I will murder you.

Ruby: We have Dragon Balls anyway.

Weiss: Also, don't give him a complex. When we're not around. Well, you'll be there to train him. And well- We don't want another Vegeta in the making.

Yang: OH FUCK NO! And we can't-

Yang saw Baby Trunks was gone.

Yang: Ruby, where is he?

Ruby: I don't know, he-

They saw he was flying out the window.

Everyone: SHIT!/CRAPBASKETS!!

Much later...

Baby Trunks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Vegeta: (holding his ears) WHAT NOW?!

Yang: You could out scream him.

Vegeta: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Much later again..

Vegeta was seen out of breath.

Vegeta: He out screamed me. NOBODY OUTSCREAMS VEGETA!!!

Weiss: You're a prideful moron, you know that?

Vegeta: GET OFF MY BACK, WOMAN!!

Ruby smelled him.

Ruby: He needs a diaper change.

Yang: I'll get the diaper!

Blake: Oh, Vegeta, you should know that Babies tend to pee during changing.

Vegeta: I thought he already went, that's why- Ugh, nevermind. Let's get this- AAAAAAAAARGH!!

He was blasted out of the roof by a powerful wave of urine!

Weiss: Wow!

Yang: HA! Man he is (Y/N)'s son alright!

Ruby: Awww. Look at Baby Trunks, he's going to become a brave and handsome hero when he grows up! Strong and cute like his father!

Blake: Is Vegeta going to be okay?

Yang: Uh, he survived getting his spine crushed by Cell, and we survived Cell too.

That night...

Ruby: And with that, Christmas was saved! The end!

Baby Trunks was finally asleep.

Vegeta: Oh thank God! It's over!

Ruby: Go easy on yourself, first time is usually the hard part.

Vegeta: You know, seeing him like this, I just want to kill anyone who might touch him.

Ruby: AWWWWWW!

Yang: Look who's going soft.

Vegeta: THE FUCK YOU SAY BLONDIE?!

Ruby: Hahahahaha! Uncle Veggie.

Vegeta had a very angered look on his face.

Vegeta: You say this to anyone, and I will leave no trace of your bodies.

Weiss: Okay, Mr. Destroyer of Worlds.

With you and Bulma...

You were flying Bulma back to Capsule Corp.

Bulma: You think it was a good idea to leave Vegeta to-

(Y/N): With the girls, it should be fine. I think he's a different person now. I don't know why, but I think Goku's death really changed him.

Bulma: Yeah. A lot.

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