Uncle Vegeta and Aunts RWBY!!
Vegeta was on the phone.
Vegeta: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AFTER THE BRAT?!
(Y/N): Come on Vegeta, Bulma lets you live at Capsule Corp, so you might as well look after Trunks.
Vegeta: I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT TAKING CARE OF A BABY!!!
(Y/N): Don't worry, I'm sending over a group of experts.
Vegeta: Wait, group of experts?
(Y/N): Yep! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm taking Bulma to the beach! Bye!
You hung up.
Vegeta: So, what did he mean by-
Ruby burst in!
Ruby: HI VEGETA!
Vegeta: Oh my God.
Later...
Ruby was holding Baby Trunks in her arms.
Ruby: HE'S SO TINY!!! Honestly Vegeta, how could you not be excited to raise a future Super Saiyan? Rebuilding the Saiyan race!
Yang: Yeah, come on Mr. Prince of the New Race.
Vegeta: (annoyed) What did I do to deserve this?
Blake: I have a list.
Blake took out a list.
Blake: You blew up planets, murdered your partner, constantly tried to kill us, hit Trunks in the stomach, let Cell absorb Android 18, do I need to go on?
She smirked.
Yang: I taught her well.
Weiss: Did you make sure his tail was removed?
Vegeta: I don't know!
Ruby: Wow, you are a bad role model.
Vegeta: (threatning) I will murder you.
Ruby: We have Dragon Balls anyway.
Weiss: Also, don't give him a complex. When we're not around. Well, you'll be there to train him. And well- We don't want another Vegeta in the making.
Yang: OH FUCK NO! And we can't-
Yang saw Baby Trunks was gone.
Yang: Ruby, where is he?
Ruby: I don't know, he-
They saw he was flying out the window.
Everyone: SHIT!/CRAPBASKETS!!
Much later...
Baby Trunks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vegeta: (holding his ears) WHAT NOW?!
Yang: You could out scream him.
Vegeta: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Much later again..
Vegeta was seen out of breath.
Vegeta: He out screamed me. NOBODY OUTSCREAMS VEGETA!!!
Weiss: You're a prideful moron, you know that?
Vegeta: GET OFF MY BACK, WOMAN!!
Ruby smelled him.
Ruby: He needs a diaper change.
Yang: I'll get the diaper!
Blake: Oh, Vegeta, you should know that Babies tend to pee during changing.
Vegeta: I thought he already went, that's why- Ugh, nevermind. Let's get this- AAAAAAAAARGH!!
He was blasted out of the roof by a powerful wave of urine!
Weiss: Wow!
Yang: HA! Man he is (Y/N)'s son alright!
Ruby: Awww. Look at Baby Trunks, he's going to become a brave and handsome hero when he grows up! Strong and cute like his father!
Blake: Is Vegeta going to be okay?
Yang: Uh, he survived getting his spine crushed by Cell, and we survived Cell too.
That night...
Ruby: And with that, Christmas was saved! The end!
Baby Trunks was finally asleep.
Vegeta: Oh thank God! It's over!
Ruby: Go easy on yourself, first time is usually the hard part.
Vegeta: You know, seeing him like this, I just want to kill anyone who might touch him.
Ruby: AWWWWWW!
Yang: Look who's going soft.
Vegeta: THE FUCK YOU SAY BLONDIE?!
Ruby: Hahahahaha! Uncle Veggie.
Vegeta had a very angered look on his face.
Vegeta: You say this to anyone, and I will leave no trace of your bodies.
Weiss: Okay, Mr. Destroyer of Worlds.
With you and Bulma...
You were flying Bulma back to Capsule Corp.
Bulma: You think it was a good idea to leave Vegeta to-
(Y/N): With the girls, it should be fine. I think he's a different person now. I don't know why, but I think Goku's death really changed him.
Bulma: Yeah. A lot.
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