Kochin: There he is, your new body! 

???: Why is he old? 

Kochin: He's the world's strongest man! 

???: And the world's oldest. Again, Kochin, why don't you just give me the woman's body? I can still make use out of her. 

Kochin: Oh come on, you can't have a woman's body! They're not nearly strong enough! 

???: Sexism aside, I'm really not that picky. 

Kochin: Also, she has no ... you know, holy rod. 

???: So, you want to give me the old man? 

Kochin: Yes. 

???: With the old man's penis? 

Kochin: Look, you just need a demonstration. 

???: NO! NO! 

Roshi is shown to be in a room where three figures appear. 

Kochin: Feast your eyes on our Bio-Warriors! Kishime, Misokatsun, and Ebifuriya! 

Kishime

Misokatsun

Ebifurya 

???: Kochin ... WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CREATIONS?! ZAP-ZAP, BLUB-BLUB, AND BURR?! 

Kochin: Well, I made a few alterations to them, because our new employers wanted brand new warriors to fight for them. 

???: They're terrifying! 

Kochin: Terrifyingly effective! 

???: They were supposed to be cute and cuddly and aid the elderly! 

Kochin: Now they're cruel and vicious and fight the elderly! Speaking of which, commence the demonstration! 

Roshi stared down at his three opponents. 

Roshi: Oh man, I am coming down! 

They charge at him and the old martial artist proceeded to dodge their attacks easily and well, whup their asses with well placed kicks, chops, and punches! 

Bulma: YEAH! THAT'S IT ROSHI! BEAT THEIR ASSES! 

Bulma was shown chained up right next to Kochin. 

???: Where did she come from?! And why is she chained up? 

Roshi: KA ... ME ... HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Roshi fired a blast at Misokatsun, who absorbed the blast and deflected it back! The old man nearly dodged his own attack and was punched by Ebifurya, leading Kishime to use electrical whips to beat Roshi to the ground! 

Kochin: Fiddlesticks. I could have sworn he was the strongest fighter in the world.

Bulma: Yeah sure, the 300-year-old man. 

???: Seriously, why is she chained up? 

Bulma: Roshi's not even in the top five anymore. As in, I've got friends who are stronger than him! And some were trained by him! 

Kochin: Oh really? 

???: Do not indulge him! 

Bulma: Seriously, who keeps talking? 

Finally, the figure was revealed! 

Dr. Wheelo (A famous scientist whose body was damaged due to an avalanche! Now Dr. Kochin has placed his brain inside of a battle suit in order for him to live forever!) 

Dr. Wheelo: Hello. 

Bulma: EEK! H-Hi? 

Dr. Wheelo: I'm Dr. Wheelo, nice to meet you. 

Bulma: Wait, Dr. Jonathan Wheelo? The famous biologist and cancer researcher? Your breakthroughs changed the entire landscape of the field!

Dr. Wheelo: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Can I have your body?

Bulma: What? No! I have a boyfriend! 

Dr. Wheelo: Oh, I'm so sorry, not sexually. I-I mean your actual, physical body. To put my brain in.

Bulma: Still NO!

Dr. Wheelo: Oh, come on, it's been fifty years! I suddenly got sick one day--lung cancer, ironically--and that one decides to put me in stasis. Next thing I know, he's gone for fifty years! Which is just my father all over again! 

Bulma: Okay, well, I'm sorry and all, but there's no way I'd agree to that. Not that you'd fit, anyway.

Dr. Wheelo: Why? 

Kochin: Oh ... well your gray mater seems to have absorbed a little bit of the embalming fluid that you're stored in! 

Dr. Wheelo: WHA?! How big am I? 

Bulma: I'd say ... a golden retriever. 

Dr. Wheelo: But a golden retriever's brain is small. 

Bulma: No, the size of a golden retriever. 

Dr. Wheelo: KOCHIN, WHAT THE HELL MAN?! 

Kochin: Oh calm down, Sir. 

Dr. Wheelo: I CAN'T FIT IN A BODY LIKE THIS!! 

Kochin: Don't worry about it. Sometimes brain surgery is a little more "art" than science. 

Dr. Wheelo: You're thinking of baking! 

Kochin: I might be thinking of baking ... 

Bulma: Well, Pinky, you picked the wrong guy anyway. You want (Y/N) (L/N). 

Dr. Wheelo: Can I fit in him? 

Bulma: NO! You have to find him first, and there's no way in hell I'm going to tell you where he- 

Suddenly an alarm went off. 

Dr. Wheelo: What is that? 

You were then on-screen with Team RWBY. 

(Y/N): HEY! YOU BASTARDS! LET BULMA AND MASTER ROSHI GO RIGHT NOW! 

Kochin: Oh and how the stars align! 

Ruby: You heard him you jerks! We know everything that happened! SO OPEN UP! 

Kochin: Yes, yes! Please if you would, join us! 

The door to the lab then opened up. 

(Y/N): Okay, let's hope is warmer inside. 

Blake: I agree. It's freezing out h- 

Inside... 

Blake: IT'S COLDER?! 

Yang: HOW IS IT COLDER INSIDE OF HERE?! 

You all ran into a room full of giant floating balls. 

Ruby: HEY! THEY HAVE A BALL PIT! 

Weiss: (facepalm) Ruby, this is not a ball pit. 

Ruby: A flying ball pit? 

(Y/N): Oh you cute, innocent little- 

The balls then had spikes come out of them. 

(Y/N): It's a death pit. 

Ruby: Uh oh. 

You all started dodging the spiky balls with you nearly cutting cut in the nuts. 

Dr. Wheelo: Kochin? 

Kochin: Yes? 

Dr. Wheelo: WHAT?! 

Kochin: Oh, the Death Spheres! Quite ingenious, no? 

Dr. Wheelo: NO! WHY DO WE HAVE THEM?! 

Kochin: Well, our new employers are going to make us a mint. Good thing to, suddenly the Red Ribbon Army just up and vanishes out of nowhere, and no contact from Gero at all! 

(Y/N): Hey, all together! 

All four girls got to your backs facing all of the death spheres. 

(Y/N): Anyone up for a shooting gallery? 

Weiss: I don't think- Oh! Actually, yes! 

Yang: Oh this is going to be fun! 

You all charged up chi into your hands and- 

Team (Y/N): HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Everyone fired a volley of energy blasts at the Death Spheres, blowing them all up! 

Kochin: And there goes 50 billion Zeni. 

Dr. Wheelo: HOW MUCH?! 

Ruby: Okay, that was easily the second-worst ball pit I've ever been in. 

Weiss: What was the wo- Actually, I don't want to know, because you'll say- 

Ruby: Worst one, I got a pink eye. 

Weiss: TMI RUBY! 

Suddenly Misokatsun burst out of nowhere and tried to attack, but- 

Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: SHARK ARABESQUE FIS- 

Yang's punch was caught by Misokatsun's squishy body! 

Yang: OH NO! OH GOD! EW EW EW! IT'S MOIST! WHY IS IT MOIST?! 

She was then flung all over the place like a ping-pong ball! 

(Y/N): This guy seems to be made out fo some ... squishy material! 

Ruby: Like Luffy being made out of rubber? 

Blake: I guess. Then that means- 

Yang: Oh I know! I'll go in there and do it! Just like with you Blake! 

Blake: (blushing hard) Wait ... you mean like- 

Misokatsun inflates himself. 

Yang: (with a smirk) Just like with Blake. 

(Y/N): (confused) What kind of ... sex have you two been doing? 

Blake: (embarrassed and nervous) Long ... story. Hahaha. 

Ruby: (confused) Huh? 

Weiss: Don't ask. 

Yang: EAT THIS! KAIOKEN TIMES 200! 

She was going deeper and deeper into Misokatsun! 

Yang: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWW! 

She burst through him, and he deflated! 

(Y/N:) Good! Let's get going! 

Kochin: Well, one of the Bio-Warriors has been dispatched. 

Dr. Wheelo: Blub-Blub, he was made for hugs. 

Kochin: And combat! 

Dr. Wheelo: No. 

In the next room... 

Yang: Okay, that was satisfying, but now- 

Blake: We are not using Kaioken next time! 

Yang: Okay, fine. Man, someone doesn't want to get their pussy pounded. 

Blake: (very embarrassed) YANG! 

Yang: Okay, sorry! Geez. I swear, the next guy, I'll punch right in the- 

Ebifurya: BA- AAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Yang punched him in the face! 

(Y/N): I'm so sorry about her, she had a bad experience and- 

Ebifurya: WHAT THE FUCK?! 

Ruby: Uh ... do you need ice or something? 

Ebifurya: Oh, you think you're funny huh? Zapps! Get in here! I need a sec! 

Kishime: I'm Kishime now! 

Freezer: Well, electrocute them or something! I don't give a fuck! 

Team (Y/N): Wait, wh- 

Kishime used his electrical whips on you guys, but you grabbed them and smashed him into Ebifurya! 

Ruby: Well, guess we got a battle on our hands again! 

Dr. Wheelo: Wait, they can all talk? 

Kochin: Of course they can! They're completely sentient. 

Back where Misokatsun's corpse is... 

Misokatsun: I ... need ... a hug. 

Kochin: With all of their wants nad needs, and a crippling fear of death! 

Misokatsun: So ... dark ... and so cold ... 

He was sobbing uncontrollably with Bulma having a look of horror on her face. 

Dr. Wheelo: Blub-Blub ... no ... 

Kochin: Now Ebifurya, preserve the goods! 

Ebifurya fired an icy blast at you guys, which caused the room to freeze over, and- 

Ruby: OH NO! THIS IS LIKE THE WORST PART OF GETTING INTO A POOL TIMES A THOUSAND! 

You guys were getting frozen over! 

(Y/N): GOD DAMN IT WH- 

Both Biowarriors were knocked back by two figures! 

Gohan: HANG ON GUYS! WE GOT YOUR BACK! 

Blake: Gohan? Wait, who else is- 

Krillin appeared alongside Gohan! 

Krillin: And the Krill-dog's in the houuuuu- 

Gohan and Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

They both were electrocuted and frozen over quickly! 

Team (Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! KAIOKEN TIMES 300! 

You all broke out with you smashing Ebifurya in the face, completely destroying his head and Team RWBY decimating Kishime into 1,000 pieces! 

Kochin: Man, your new body is going to be wicked! 

Dr. Wheelo: I just thought of something. Kochin...why didn't you give me one of THEIR bodies?

Kochin: Uh, hmm... I guess you're right. See, this is why you're the brains!

Dr. Wheelo: Mmmph! 

Kochin: What, too cheesy? 

Dr. Wheelo: More like insensitive. 

Kochin: Oh grow some thicker skin. 

Dr. Wheelo: ARGH! 

Bulma: I thought it was clever.