The World's Strongest!
We open up in the snowy mountains as we see Piccolo training.
Piccolo: (shivering) Just ... working through the cold. Nothing like training here. I'll just go back to the Lookout after-
Nail: What, you freeze your nuts off in the cold?
Kami: Nail, none of us have genitalia.
Nail: You know what I mean by that Kami, don't be a smartass.
Piccolo: Is this because of the fact that our bodies are 90% water?
Nail and Kami: YES!
Piccolo: THIS FUCKING CLOAK DOES NOTHING!
Nearby...
Gohan was with Oolon gas they were scaling the mountains.
Gohan: You never said we were going to the Tsurumai-Tsuburi Mountains... Literally the coldest place on Earth... You just told me, "Hey, Gohan! I stole--"
Oolong: "Found" Gohan, I found the Dragon Radar.
Gohan: Right.
Oolong: Look, how about a little less whining, and more with the flying? Someone's collecting the Dragon Balls around here.
Gohan: Whoever they are, they're going to steal a wish. That reminds me. What do you want to wish for?
Oolong blushed.
Oolong: Oh, I know exactly what I want.
He snickered to himself and thought of naked women.
Gohan: Oolong? Are you-
Oolong: Huh? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to wish for panties.
Gohan: Oh Oolong, you're incorrigible!
Oolong: Yeah, just hurry before the find the seventh-
The Dragon Radar alerts Oolong that the seventh ball was found.
Oolong: OH OINK ME IN THE ALPS!
Watts was seen with another scientist.
Dr. Kochin (A scientist whose body was frozen deep in the icy mountains after an avalanche by Watts! He is now the newest member of Neo MADS!)
Watts: That's all of them!
Kochin: I can't thank you enough Arthur! Now with our combined minds, we will bring back the greatest scientist of my world! DR. WHEELO WILL RISE AGAIN!
Watts: ETERNAL DRAGON! COME FORTH AND GRANT OUR WISH!
Shenron rose up from the Dragon Balls!
Shenron: (Sigh) What do you guys want this ti- Oh! Ahem. I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON! STATE YOUR WISH AND I SHALL GRANT IT!
Watts: Shenron, we beseech you with your bountiful and mighty power. Could you raise this laboratory for us?
Shenron: E-Excuse me?
Kochin: Look, we tried everything to get it back up, but none of it worked. Is this a bit unorthodox?
Shenron: A little, yes.
Kochin: I'm sorry, I'm not really used to the whole "magical dragon" thing. I'm a scientist by trade.
Watts: Same for me.
Shenron: Hey, it's fine. But how about ... just throwing this out there, I GIVE YOU BOTH THE POWER TO MELT THE ICE!
Watts: But that's what we summoned you for!
Shenron: I know, but I'm trying to-
Kochin: Oh don't go changing the subject!
Shenron: I'm not! If this happens again, then- Fine! Whatever! Your Wish has been granted!
A giant laboratory rose out of the ice!
Watts: Wow, that was amazing!
Shenron: Anything else?
Kochin and Watts: No.
Shenron: Good. Shenron, out!
He then takes off as the Dragon Balls disappear.
Oolong: NO! MY SEXY HAREM!
Gohan and Oolong soon see the lab.
Gohan: Look, an evil lair!
Oolong: Oh, no... Nope, uh-uh, no way! I know how this goes! You're not dragging me into another adven-
But then Oolong bumps into what appears to be a Saibaman!
Bioman (Watts' creations which he used by taking the DNA of the Saibaman after the battle with Nappa and Vegeta on Earth!)
Gohan: Saibamen?
Bioman: WE ARE BIOMEN.
Gohan: I really feel like we missed some Saibamen.
Oolong: GET THEM GOHAN!
They all charged at Gohan and he went Super Saiyan!
With that, he easily took out several of the Biomen, but then one of them jumped on behind him and-
Gohan: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
KABOOM!
It blew him up, and weakened him.
But then-
???: MAKANKOSAPPO!
Piccolo destroyed the ones gaining up on him.
Piccolo: GOHAN!
Gohan: (weakly) Piccolo.
Piccolo: Wait, are those Saibamen?
Bioman: WE ARE BIOMEN! I ALREADY SAID IT!
Piccolo: Sheesh, these things are annoying.
He threw off his cape and turban and tore into the little bastards, but then three figures appeared and-
Piccolo: WHAT TH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
He was electrocuted and then frozen!
Gohan: Piccolo.
The ice cracked as Gohan feel through.
And then he regained consciousness.
Gohan: PICCOLO?! OH NO! Oolong! I think Piccolo's in trouble!
Oolong: Oh, no. I'm fine Gohan. Thanks for asking.
Gohan: Yeah, well sorry, but he was screaming pretty loud, and-
Oolong: When's the last time you saw a fight where someone didn't scream? Now. We are going to go home, and you are not going to tell your mother about this little outing.
Gohan: But- Ugh, why do I feel like I'm going to hear that for the rest of my life?
Oolong: Because you are.
At Goku's House...
We see you and Team RWBY visiting where a very pregnant Chichi is cooking for you guys.
Yang: Damn, you go girl! I mean, you're a few months pregnant and you're handling all of this stuff on your own!
Chichi: What kind of mother would I be if I wasn't working hard like this.
Blake: And you let Gohan train with Piccolo every now and then?
Chichi: He needs his exercise. Goku's death is affecting him just as much as it affects me.
Ruby: Aww, poor guy.
In Gohan's Room...
Gohan was studying as he began to get sleepy, and think about Piccolo.
Gohan: (sleepily) I hope Piccolo's alright.
At Kame House...
Oolong had accidently burnt what he was going.
Oolong: OH HELL! Great, now my entire evening is going to be spent trying to find something to watch on TV.
Roshi: PIG! THOSE BETTER NOT BE MY BROWNIES!
Then a knock was on the door.
Roshi: Turtle!
Turtle: Yeah, I'm on it.
Turtle went to answer the door.
Turtle: What's up?
Bioman: WE WANT MASTER ROSHI, BRING HIM TO US OR BE DESTROYED!
Turtle: Well, how about you get the hell off of our island? I'm not handing Master over to you
Bioman: There are six of us and one of you.
Turtle: I am 999 years old, I don't give a fuck!
Roshi then comes out.
Roshi: Hey, if you've got my special order, it'll have to wait. Turns out pigs can't cook brownies.
Bioman: You have been forcibly invited to Dr. Wheelo's laboratory!
Roshi: I only need one doctor, and that's "Feelgood". Also, my GP to check my prostate every few years; it's important at my age.
Bioman: PREPARE FOR COMBAT!
Roshi: Well, guess we're doing this!
They all go to attack him, but Roshi bulks up, and defeats all of his attackers easily!
Watts: Well done, I can see why (Y/N) is so strong. To have a mentor like you that he looks up to.
Kochin: Of course, he is the famous Turtle Hermit after all.
Watts and Kochin appeared from a hovercraft.
Roshi: And what is it that you want?
Kochin: Our colleague, Dr. Wheelo will be humbled to have you as his honored guest. Whether you like it or not.
Roshi: You've already seen what I can do. I advise you to leave, NOW!
Watts: Hmph. I suppose this will change your mind.
Watts brought out a tied up and gagged Bulma.
Bulma: MMMMM!
Roshi: BULMA?!
Watts: She had a lot of spirit in her. I can see why your favorite pupil fancies her so much.
Roshi: Fine, I'll go, just don't hurt her.
Kochin: That's more like it.
Oolong saw the whole thing from the window.
Oolong: CRAP!
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