Inuyasha was seen talking to some kappas. 

Inuyasha: So, do you know where any of the Shikon Jewel fragments are? 

Kappa: Well, it's rumored that obtaining it will increase one's spiritual power. 

Kappa 2: Oh quite handy, yes. 

Inuyasha: So, do you know where any of them are? 

Kappa: He's asking if you know of it. 

Kappa 2: Of what? 

Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! THE SHIKON JEWEL?! 

Kappas: Oh yes, it can increase one's spiritual power. 

Myouga: Ugh, Lord Inuyasha, let's leave these 2, they're obviously morons. Though, it's been 3 days since we left the village, and we haven't found anything. 

Inuyasha: Yeah, there might not be any in this area. 

At the same time... 

You were resting your feet in the water while the girls splashed around. 

(Y/N): How's the water? 

Ruby: Really nice! 

Kagome: Yeah, finally, I haven't dipped in water this relaxing for a while! 

(Y/N): (blushing) Yeah ... nice to see you're enjoying yourself. God, she looks adorable! 

Blake: Hey, wait ... do you hear that? 

Yang: What's up Blake? 

Blake: It sounds like a monkey just appeared and- 

Girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): What's going o- INUYASHA! 

Inuyasha: HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME! THEY TOOK THEIR CLOTHES OFF! 

Everyone: NO IDIOT, THAT! 

A white monkey appeared taking all of the girls' clothes! 

(Y/N): DAMN MONKEY! 

The monkey went straight to a samurai. 

Samurai: Well done Hiyoshimaru. Now, let's see what we- Wait- 

He looked through their belongings to see the girls' clothes! 

(Y/N): HEY PERV! DROP THOSE CLOTHES! 

Samurai: WH-WHO ARE YOU?! 

He drew his sword at you, and you just knocked it out of his hands. 

(Y/N): I should be asking you that. 

Later... 

Everything was soon cleared up that he was just scavenging for food. 

Ruby: Oh that explains it. Cookie? 

Samurai: Cookie? What is this co- 

Ruby let him have a chocolate chip cookie, and once the samurai took a bite, he ate it all immediately.

Ruby: HAHAHA! Guess he likes it! 

Yang: Looks like you might just be the one who introduced the samurai to sweets, Rubes! 

Ruby: Inuyasha, do you want one? 

Inuyasha: Don't need it. 

Ruby: Oh come on, it's really good! Come on. 

Inuyasha: NO! I SAID- 

You grabbed one and shoved it down his mouth. 

(Y/N): There, just eat it. 

Inuyasha: HEY! I- Whoa, this is really good! Do you got more? 

Ruby: First, you have to be a good boy, and do something nice, and then I'll give you more. 

Inuyasha: HEY! I WANT MORE! 

He was going to take out Tessaiga, but- 

Kagome: NO! SIT BOY! 

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! KAGOME! THAT'S NOT FU-

Kagome: SIT BOY! 

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Samurai: Young Lady, thank you so much. 

Ruby: No problem. 

(Y/N): Sorry about the mix-up. I'm (Y/N), that's Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Kagome, and this is our pet Inuyasha. 

Inuyasha: (Y/N) YOU BASTARD YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE! 

(Y/N): You want the stick? 

You picked up a stick and threw it. 

(Y/N): Go get it boy! 

Suddenly Inuyasha went to fetch and- 

Inuyasha: GOD DAMN IT! 

The samurai then noticed Myouga trying to take blood from him, and he slapped him. 

Myouga: AGH! 

(Y/N): Right, and that's Myouga. 

Weiss: And you are? 

Nobunaga: I am known as Nobunaga. 

Kagome: WAIT, NOBOUNAGA?! 

Kagome shook his hand rapidly. 

Kagome: It's a pleasure to meet you! 

Yang: What's with the shift in tone? 

Kagome: That's Nobunaga Oda, he's a super famous person! 

She got out a book and read through it. 

Kagome: When he was young, he was known as the fool of Owari, but in the year of 1560, he defeated Yoshimoto Imagawa at the battle of Okehazama and he- 

Nobunaga: SOrry, but I'm not this Oda person. 

Kagome: You're not? 

Nobunaga: We must be going now. I actually come from Takeda. I'm not to be mistaken with that fool of Owari. Farewell then. 

He begins to leave but- 

Ruby: NO WAIT! 

(Y/N): DON'T GO THAT WAY, THERE'S A- 

Nobunaga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He fell down a cliff. 

(Y/N): A cliff. He's a fool still. 

Soon... 

Nobunaga noticed a bunch of women being strung up to a horse and carried away. 

Man: What on earth is he doing with all of those girls? 

Man 2: It's said that none of them who enter the caste over there ever return. 

Nobunaga: How could they?! Could it really be true? Has the Lord of this country gone mad? 

Then you all appeared behind him. 

Inuyasha: Why exactly are we following this guy? 

(Y/N): I don't know. I just get the feeling if we follow him we'll find a Shikon Jewel fragment. Besides, he could get himself into trouble. 

Man: Just between us, I've heard that the lord of the castle has been possessed by an evil spirit. And he's eating them! 

At the castle nearby... 

A bandaged man was being tended to by the princess. 

Bandaged Man: Ah Princess Tuyu, have you become accustomed to living here? 

Tsuyu: Ye-Yes there is nothing I lack here. 

Bandaged Man: That's okay then! 

Tsuyu: When I married him, I was told the lord had an attractive figure, but he's grown fat since his illness, and his voice is strange. Uh, my lord? 

Bandaged Man: Yes? 

Tsuyu: I've heard that you've been gathering young maidens from all over the country, but I have yet to see where- 

Badnaged Man: FORGET ABOUT IT, OKAY?! 

Tsuyu: EEK! 

She bowed her head down. 

Tsuyu: P-Please forgive me! 

That night... 

(Y/N): Something's off here. My senses tell me that there are demons here. 

Inuyasha: Yeah, that smell is too familiar. There's no way a Shikon Jewel fragment wouldn't be here. 

(Y/N): Alright gang, let's get going! 

Blake: Are you really going to come too? 

Nobunaga: I have business in that castle myself. Princess Tsuyu, I'm coming to save you. 

(Y/N): Alright, here we go! 

Everyone climbed up the cliffs to get inside of the castle, but then you realized something was off. 

(Y/N): Hey, where are the guards? 

Weiss: Yeah, there doesn't seem to be anyone around. 

Nobunaga: They're certainly too careless. 

Kagome: There's one over there. 

Kagome pointed over to a sleeping guard. 

Myouga: Hmm ... it looks like a spell was used to put them to sleep. 

(Y/N): I don't like the looks of this. 

Deep inside of the castle... 

Bandaged Man: So, intruders have gotten in. 

Back with your group... 

Nobunaga: PRINCESS! WHERE ARE YOU?! 

He continued to open doors over and over. 

(Y/N): IDIOT! 

You hit him on the head. 

(Y/N): Don't start screaming when you're in enemy territory! You're going to give away your location! 

Inuyasha and Yang: Well when everyone's asleep, then- 

(Y/N): They could be light sleepers you know. How have you two not thought of that? 

Inuyasha and Yang: Good ... point. 

And then Nobunaga found her! 

Nobunaga: PRINCESS! THERE YOU ARE! I- 

But he found an old lady. 

Nobunaga: Princess, what have they done to y- 

Weiss hit him on the head. 

Nobunaga: IDIOT! THAT'S NOT HER! 

(Y/N): She's right here, dumbass. 

You pointed to Tsuyu. 

Myouga: (blushing) W-Wow! She's really beautiful! I must wake her my- 

You swatted him. 

(Y/N): NO! You'll scare her. Go on Nobunaga. 

Nobunaga woke her up. 

Tsuyu: Nobunaga, why are you here? 

Nobunaga: Princess Tsuyu, you still remember me? 

Tsuyu: Yes, how could I ever forget you? 

He blushed in embarrassment. 

Nobunaga: I ... I'm ever so grateful. I was sure you'd forgotten about me. I'm just the youngest son of a retainer and- 

Tsuyu: You're also a dear and kind-hearted childhood friend. 

(Y/N): Awww. 

Ruby: I think he likes her. 

Kagome: Aww, how sweet! 

Inuyasha: Eh, how stupid. 

Blake: Of course, you would say that. 

Inuyasha: I just don't see what's the point in romance. 

Weiss: Did you and Kikyo have something? I mean you said she was beautiful and- 

Inuyasha: N-No ... shut up. 

Tsuyu then began to explain her situation. 

Tsuyu: It started after I arrived here. The lord collapsed over the pond in the garden and then he started to get a high-fever. It's as if his entire personality changed. And I think he's become a different creature. What do we do? 

Nobunaga: You should come with me and my friends to Takeda. Rumors of the lord's madness have spread all the way to our lands. If those rumors are true, I must take you back safely! 

Tsuyu: Nobunaga. 

Nobunaga: (blushing) Princess Tsuyu, I- 

Tsuyu: Uh ... on top of your head. 

Hiyoshimaru was spinning a pot on top of his head. 

Nobunaga: Hiyoshimaru. 

(Y/N): You two go on and get out of here. Just leave it to us. 

???: Heh, you won't be escaping! 

The Bandaged Man appeared. 

Nobunaga: Th-That's- 

Tsuyu: My Lord! 

He stuck his tongue out to attack, but- 

(Y/N): Nice try! 

You dodged and cut his bandages off! 

(Y/N): Let's see what you look li- 

He turned out to be a frogman! 

Inuyasha: A frog? Seriously? 

Kagome: He's got a piece of the Shikon Jewel in him! 

(Y/N): Then we can't let this guy leave! 

Inuyasha: Whatever, he's a fucking wealking anyway. 

Myouga: Lord Inuyasha, that's no ordinary demon. He's the Tsukumo No Gama. 

Inuyasha: And- 

The Tsukumo no Gama breathed out miasma! 

(Y/N): SHIT! PRISON SHIELD! 

You shielded Inuyasha and the girls, and then inhaled it. 

Tsukumo No Gama: WHAT THE?! 

(Y/N): Poison has no effect on me, ugly! 

Nobunaga: I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE PRINCESS TSUYU, DEMON! 

Tsukumo No Gama: DAMN FOOL! I WON'T LET YOU HUMANS GET IN MY WAY! 

As Nobunaga went to strike him, he saw the demon grab Tsuy with his tongue! 

Nobunaga: PRINCESS! 

Tsuyu: NOBUNAGA! 

He then ran off laughing with her. 

(Y/N): YOU STUPID FROG! GET BACK HERE! 

Deep beneath the castle... 

The Tsukuno no Gama put Tsuyu where he kept all of the other girls captive! 

Tsuyu: Ah! 

Tsukumo no Gama: HEHEHEHEHE! Princess, you're so beautiful! And you'll make an excellent snack too! 

Tsuyu: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

He ate her and placed her into an egg just as- 

(Y/N): HEY YOU DAMN TOAD! 

Inuyasha: YOU'RE GOING DOWN! 

Tsukumo no Gama: Too late! 

(Y/N): OH GOD! Did you place them in eggs? 

Myouga: The Ksukumo no Gama keeps the girls' souls like this until they're ripened and ready to be eaten! 

(Y/N): WHY YOU! 

Tsukumo no Gama: GET LOST YOU FOOLS! 

He breathed out the miasma, but you ate it again and- 

Inuyasha: GOT YOU! 

He slashed at him with Tessaiga! 

(Y/N): Hey, you managed to actually use it! 

Tsukumo no Gama: Damn you! Com to me souls! 

As he reached his hands up the souls of the women went into his mouth! 

(Y/N): YOU BASTARD! 

Inuyasha: PIECE OF SHIT! 

Tsukumo no Gama: Nuh uh. Cut me up more and I'll eat mo- 

Nobunaga: Princess! 

Nobunaga cut Tsuyu free! 

Tsuyu: Nobunaga! 

She hugged him. 

(Y/N): Aww! 

Nobunaga: Princess Tsuyu, you're alright! Now I can die without any regr- 

Girls: Hey, don't go saying things like that! 

Tsukumo no Gama: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PRINCES- 

Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: SHARK BRICK FIST! 

Yang hit him on the head. 

Yang: Don't go saying things like that toad! 

???: Huh? Princess Tsuyu? What's going on? 

Tsuyu: That voice ... it's my husband! The lord of the Castle! 

(Y/N): Wait, he's possessed? 

Lord: I ... did all of this? How horrible. 

Ruby: So, he took control of you then? 

Lord: Yes. When he did, my heart survived. But now ... I don't know if I can live with myself. PLease, you must kill me! 

(Y/N): ... Damn it. 

Lord: If this goes on, I'll devour Prncess Tsuyu! 

Nobunaga: My Lord. 

Inuyasha: Well, that makes things easy. In that ca- 

(Y/N): NO! INUYASHA! WE CAN'T! 

Nobunaga: (Y/N) is right Inuyasha, you'll kill the Lord too! 

Kagome: Yeah, he won't survive! 

Myouga: But even so, he will be consumed before long! 

Inuyasha: Sheesh, he's asking for it! So- 

He tried to strike, but he stopped. 

Inuyasha: Damn it! 

He put his sword away. 

Blake: He- 

Weiss: Inuyasha, heh, that was very noble of you. 

Ruby: Cookie? 

Inuyasha: Well, you guys figure something out! 

Then the Tsukumo no Gama returned. 

Tsukumo no Gama: I'n back! Time to eat! 

(Y/N): CRAP! 

The girls got ready to fight! 

Ruby: You're going down you stupid frog! 

Myouga: Wait! There's a way to drive the Tsukumo no Gama out! 

Everyone: REALLY! 

Myouga: Yes, he's Toad Demon, and they're susceptible to heat! 

(Y/N): Oh, in that case- FIRE DRAGON ROAR!!!

Tsukumo no Gama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

The spirit got out, and Kagome saw the Shikon Jewel in there! 

Kagome: GO FOR IT INUYASHA! 

Inuyasha: You don't have to tell me! IRON REAPER SOUL STEALER!!

He destroyed the evil spirit and grabbed the Shikon Jewel fragment! 

Also, the Lord was safe. 

Nobunaga: Both of you! Thank you so much! 

Tsuyu: My Lord! You're safe! Thank goodness. 

Fuedal Lord: I'm so sorry about what happened. 

(Y/N): And all is right. 

Later...

Nobunaga looked upset. 

(Y/N): Poor Nobunaga. 

Ruby: He's been friend-zoned. 

Inuyasha: What? 

Weiss: It means that he's been shoved to the friend side by the woman he loves. 

Inuyasha: Sheesh, grow up over it. Your stupidity saved someone's life after all. 

Nobunaga: You're right! I shouldn't be crying over something like this! Thank you so much, everyone! I'm off! 

But as he set off- 

Everyone: NOBUNAGA WAIT! 

He fell off a cliff! 

Nobunaga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Yang: Wow, he is a moron.