Piccolo attacked one of the robots super quickly, but he failed to make a scratch! 

Robot: BEEP. 

Piccolo: FUCK! 

He removed his turban and cape. 

Piccolo: There's got to be a way to break these things. 

Nail: Have you tried hitting them harder? 

Piccolo: That sounds like something that Goku would say. 

Kami: Yes, and remember how he defeated you all the way back during the- 

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He punched the robot straight into its body! 

Piccolo: Oh, it worked. 

Back with you... 

You punched Cooler so hard that you destroyed both of his arms! 

(Y/N): HA! Got you! 

But then he regenerated himself. 

(Y/N): What, does the Big Gete Star let you regenerate? 

Metal Cooler: That's right Monkey. With the power of the Big Gete Star, I can recover from any injury, no matter how intense. 

https://youtu.be/XC5a1WE53R0

He punched you in the stomach and started to choke you! 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAARGH! 

Back with the others... 

Team RWBY, Gohan, and Krillin were getting overwhelmed by the amount of the robots! 

Krillin: Any ideas? 

Yang: Aside from kicking their asses? No, not so much. 

Gohan: Well, our opponents are mechanical. 

Robot: Beep. 

Gohan: That means they'll have structural weak points we can exploit. 

Yang: Like their crotches? 

Ruby: Why do you always suggest that? 

Yang: Because it's satisfying. 

Blake: Right. 

Weiss: Or we could just- 

Piccolo then appeared. 

Piccolo: I figured it out. We just have to hit them really really hard. 

Gohan: That sounds like something my Dad would say. 

Piccolo: RIGHT! 

Piccolo starts destroying the robots with the others jumping in! 

Ruby: KAIOKEN TIMES 100! 

Weiss: KAIOKEN TIMES 120! 

Blake: KAIOKEN TIMES 150!

Yang: KAIOKEN TIMES 200!! 

Gohan also went SSJ and joined in with his aunts! 

Krillin: I've prepared my whole life for this! IT'S KRILLER TI- 

One of the robots hits Krillin in the face! 

Krillin: It's never going to be a thing. 

Yang: JUST USING YOUR FREAKING DESTRUCTO DISK! CHRIST! 

Back with you...

Cooler was still choking you. 

Metal Cooler: My God, you take an eternity to choke. 

(Y/N): Is ... that ... all you got? 

Metal Cooler: As a matter of fact- 

He sent a wave of power through his arm and choked you harder! 

(Y/N): AGH! REGRET! REGRET! 

Suddenly Vegeta appeared and kicked Cooler in the face, causing him to release you! 

(Y/N): Oh ... Vegeta ... how did you get here? 

Vegeta: Apologies. But if anyone's going to defeat this clown- 

He transforms into a Super Saiyan. 

Vegeta: It's me. 

(Y/N): You're not even close to being at my power, Veggie. 

Vegeta: SHUT UP (Y/N)! Anyway, we meet at last, Cooler. 

Metal Cooler: Yes we do ... y-you? 

Vegeta: Wait, you don't know who I am? 

Metal Cooler: Should I? 

Vegeta: I am Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans! Last of my royal blood- 

(Y/N): Oh great, here we go with his "I'm a big deal" speech. 

Vegeta: And wrecker of your shit. 

Metal Cooler: Saiyan? Forgive me, I thought there was only one of you. 

Vegeta: Oh trust me. There is only one of ME! 

Metal Cooler: Then my eyes must deceive me, because I believe I see two dead monkeys! 

Vegeta charged forward at Cooler, ut he sent him flying bak. And then Vegeta charged again, and he went flying back. 

And again ... and again ... and again ... and- Okay, you get the point. 

At the same time... 

Team RWBY were getting overwhelmed and before they knew it- 

Ruby: HEY! LET GO! 

Weiss: RUBY! ARGH! GET OFF! 

Blake: TOO MANY! THAT'S TOO MANY! 

Yang: GET OFF MY KITTEN RIGHT N- HEY! 

They were being dragged to the Big Gete Star along with Gohan and Krillin! 

Gohan: PICCOLO!!! 

Piccolo: I'm coming! 

Krillin: Phrasing! I mean help! 

One of the robots grabbed Piccolo by the arm. 

Piccolo: Nice try, but you're not going to just pull me away l- 

It then got out a gatling gun and fired at him. 

Piccolo: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! DICKS! DICKS! 

Nail: They're just bullets, they're hardly even- 

Then the rest of them got out cannons! 

Nail: Oh, Cannons, those'll hurt. 

Piccolo: THEY DO!!! 

Back with you and Vegeta... 

Metal Cooler: He's quite persistent. 

(Y/N): You have no idea! 

Vegeta kept getting knocked back. 

(Y/N): He's actually a decent guy once you get to know him though. 

Vegeta: SON OF A BITCH, I GOT YOU THIS TIE! 

He attempts to kick Cooler, only to get his leg crushed!

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Cooler then grabbed his mouth! 

Metal Cooler: Do you want to know what death tastes like? 

He tries to fire an energy blast into Vegeta, who was screaming, even though it was muffled. 

(Y/N): HIYAH! 

You kicked Cooler in the face, knocking him off! 

Vegeta: Would you just- 

The two of you disappeared as you pinned Cooler down. 

(Y/N): Don't worry, you can thank me for saving your life ... again. 

Vegeta: THAT'S IT! KILLING YOU BOTH! BIG BANG ATTACK!!

Vegeta fires his blast at both you and Cooler, but both vanish before it connects! 

An then Metal Cooler kicks Vegeta right in his nutsack! 

Vegeta: (screaming in slow motion). 

And then you caught him. 

(Y/N): Aww, he's all tuckered out. 

Back with Piccolo... 

Piccolo was still standing even after all of the cannons fired at him. 

Piccolo: Alright did you get that out of your system? 

Robot: Beep. 

Piccolo: Okay, just wanted to be sure. 

Robot: Beep. 

Piccolo: Okay, good. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He created an explosive wave that destroyed all of the robots who beep as they go down. 

Piccolo: Alright, now to save the others. 

At the Big Gete Star... 

Team RWBY, Gohan, and Krillin were soon reunited with Roshi, Yajirobe, Oolong, and the Namekians as a little robot was in front of them. 

Robot: Hello, meatbags! Let me be the first to congratulate you on your selection to have your life juices power the Big Gete Star! I hope the amenities are to your liking!

Yajirobe: They're not! 

Robot: Then good news! You won't be staying long!

Yajirobe: You're damn right! 

The fat samurai punched the robot, which had no effect. 

Robot: Splendid! A volunteer! Quick everyone! To the de-organer! 

He grabbed Yajirobe's arm and started to drag him away as the others were trying to pull him away!