The Crimson Demons brought you guys over to the village. 

Crimson Demon: Welcome to Crimson Demon Village! 

Ruby: Wow, what a quaint little town. 

Megumin: It looks just like I remember it! 

Blake: Is this place really at war with the Demon King's army? It looks downright peaceful. 

Crimson Demon: Oh yeah, you'll see the chief soon, I'm sure he'll tell you everything! Well, enjoy your stay, travelers! 

They then took off. 

Kazuma: Wow, those guys were really cool! 

Yang: Megumin has a lot of competition! 

Megumin: You realize I can hear you right? 

Weiss: Clearly obvious that Yunyun and the others outrank her. 

Megumin: THAT WAS JUST TO SCREW WITH ME RIGHT?! 

Yunyun: They use light-bending magic to make themselves invisible. 

(Y/N): Oh. Well that's still cool. 

Later... 

You guys met up with the chief! 

Hiropon (Yunyun's Father! The Chief of the Crimson Demon Clan Village!) 

Hiropon: HAHAHAHA! What are you talking about Yunyun? That letter was jut to catch you upon the latest news! 

Yunyun: WH-WHAT?! Wait a second Dad, what about "By the time this letter reaches you I will be dead"? 

Hiropon: That's the time-honored salutation of our clan, isn't it? 

(Y/N): So, everything about the Dmeon King's army having a new base nearby is true though? 

Hiropon: Yes. We're divided as to whether we should destroy it or leave it where it is as a tourist attraction. I suppose I got carried away writing that. I can't settle for a normal letter! 

(Y/N): Yunyun, may I punch your Dad? 

Yunyun: Be my guest. 

You punched him in the gut. 

Hiropon: OW! Okay, I did deserve that. 

(Y/N): Apology accepted. 

Darkness: So Chief, if there really is a base, does that mean there's also a general nearby? 

Hiropon: Yes, and she's very powerful. 

Yang: Eh, what's to worry about? (Y/N) beat three Generals of the Demon King's army! A Dullahan, a trickster demon, and a Slime! 

Hiropon: She's approaching with an army of the number thousand. 

Aqua: HEY! You can't manage that size! It looks like we have to need a goddess of my caliber to handle this. 

Weiss: What are you going to do, trip and cry and whine to them? 

Aqua: NO! NOT THAT! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! 

Megumin: Don't worry, all of our clansmen know advanced magic. 

Weiss: And then there's you. 

Megumin: WHAT?! WEISS, YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH YOU KNOW THAT?! 

Weiss: And you're an idiotic explosion enthusiast who is a constant bully to Yunyun when she's done nothing to deserve it. Who's the bitch now? 

Hiropon: Well, there's no need for help. See? 

You sensed the chi of the demons being wiped out. 

(Y/N): Well. That's a relief. 

Later... 

Yunyun: I'm sorry you guys had to come all this way. 

(Y/N): Hey, it's fine. Your Dad seems like a good guy too. I think he approves of me being your boyfriend! 

Yunyun: (blushing) Y-Yeah ... actually I need to go. I have to confront Arue about ... that. 

Ruby: Okay! Hey Megumin, can we crash at your place? 

Megumin: Yeah, of course you guys can! 

Later... 

You all found a small shack nearby. 

Weiss: Wow, this is a small one. 

Megumin: If you have any other complaints, I'm all ears. 

Kazuma: Talk about putting the slum in- 

You punched Kazuma. 

(Y/N): Dude, stop! 

Megumin: I wonder if they're home, I didn't tell them I was coming. 

Megumin knocked on her door a couple of times and right there popped- 

Komekko (Megumin's Little Sister!) 

Komekko: OH! 

Megumin: Hi Komeko! Have you been a good girl while I was gone? 

Ruby, Weiss, and Aqua: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SHE'S SO CUTE! IT'S A MINI MEGUMIN! 

(Y/N): Hi there, I- 

When she saw you, she took off! 

Komekko: DAD! MEGUMIN'S BACK AND SHE SNAGGED HERSELF A MAN! 

(Y/N) and Megumin: (blushing) WHAT?! 

Kazuma: Here we go. 

And so... 

You guys got to meet Hyoizaburou and Yuiyui, Megumin and Komekko's parents. 

Hyoizaburou: AHEM! It seems you've been looking out for our eldest daughter, for that we thank you. 

(Y/N): Why it's my pleasure, Sir. 

Yuiyui: (Y/N) correct? Megumin's told us all about you in her letters. 

Ruby: Aww! That's sweet! 

Megumin was taking a nap nearby. 

Hyoizaburou: So, what kind of relationship do you two have? 

(Y/N): Well- 

Hyoizaburou: You haven't taken her innocence have you? 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

He flipped the table! 

Hyoizaburou: ANSWER ME! 

Yuiyui: DEAR! CALM DOWN! We don't have the money for any more new tables this month! 

(Y/N): Uh ... 

Hyoizaburou: S-Sorry. I sometimes act like that. 

(Y/N): It's okay. Here, as a token of peace. 

You gave them a Bento Box that you made. 

Yuiyui: Goodness, (Y/N), how very polite of you!

(Y/N): Whipped it up myself! It's got stuff like meat, and some fish, a bit of takoyaki, some veggies in there, and soba noodles, and- 

Komekko: ACTUAL FOOD?! Not just thin porridge?! 

Yuiyui: Dear, he certainly seems like a man you can count on doesn't he? 

Hyoizaburou: Indeed he does! I hope we can count of him forever! HOHOHOHOHO! 

(Y/N): So, what has Megumin been saying in her letters? 

Yuiyui: She said about how much you cover her in slime, and how while carrying her after she's exhausted you say about her big her chest has gotten, and that you both bathe together, or how you look up her skirt when she's taking a nap, and while feeding Chomusuke, you hold up a pair of underpants. And how her life is basically a constant stream of sexual harassment. 

Weiss, Blake, and Yang glared at Megumin. 

(Y/N): I'M SO SORRY! ALL I CAN SAY IS SORRY! 

Hyoizaburou: That being said, she also mentioned about how you're the only man that she's ever come to love, and we thought that- 

Ruby: You know, he's also filthy rich. 

Hyoizaburou and Yuiyui: H-HE IS?! 

Ruby: Yeah in- 

Ruby wrote down the total amount of money you all have and- 

They both were wide-eyed. 

Ruby: And we have two mansions too! 

Yuiyui: MANSIONS?! 

Hyoizaburou: THEN WE SHALL HAVE THE CEREMONY! THE SOONER THE BETTER! 

Kazuma: I think this is where Megumin gets her weird streak from. 

Later... 

You took a hot bath and noticed Yuiyui knocking everyone out. 

(Y/N): WHAT THE?! 

Yuiyui: Oh hello (Y/N), I'm just bringing your friends over to their rooms! Megumin's waiting for you! Have a nice night! 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Yep ... she made you sleep solely with Megumin... 

You were sleeping right directly next to her. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... The door is magically locked from the outside, and I'm stuck here, but- 

You looked at Megumin. 

(Y/N): Aww! She's so cute when she's sleeping like that. 

Megumin then opened up her eyes. 

(Y/N): OH! Uh ... good morning. 

Megumin: Good morning (Y/N) ... uh ... how long was I sleeping? 

(Y/N): Oh it's the middle of the night right now. You must have been wiped. You collapsed the moment we got here. 

Megumin: Oh I se- WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DIDN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING TO ME WHILE I WAS- 

(Y/N): NO! I would never! We've known each other for a while now, do you think I would do that to you?! Your Mom pushed me in here, and it's cold, so I got in! 

Megumin: Oh ... (Sigh) Damn it Mom. 

The Next Day... 

Weiss: I can see where Megumin gets her attitude from. 

Ruby: Was it necessary to knock us all out? 

Megumin: Alright, on your right, you'll see this place! 

Megumin was giving you all the grand tour. 

Kazuma: What the hell is that thing? 

A giant mechanical building was on the hill. 

Megumin: We don't know. It's a big mystery. We just call it the Mystery Building. 

Yang: How did a building like this end up in a medieval-style world? 

Aqua: And is this weapon that's in there really safe? 

Megumin: Y-Yes! It's fine! THe seal on that building is a riddle written in ancient letters, and no one can read it! To enter it, you have to break it. Now come on! 

She lead you all to a shop. 

???: Ah, hello Megumin. Are these outsiders with you? 

Megumin: Yes, they're my party members. 

Weiss: You know that (Y/N) is the leader of this party, not you right? 

Cheekera: I am Cheekera! Archwizard and wielder of advanced Magic! First among the clothing store proprietors of the Crimson Demon Clan! 

Everyone: ... 

Cheekera: Sorry, it's been so long since I got to do my intro. 

(Y/N): Right, I'm (Y/N). So, you run anything else or- 

Cheekera: No, just the only clothing store. We don't have many stores here at all. One of each kind. 

Megumin got a new robe from him as Kazuma and Aqua noticed. 

Kauzma: Hey Aqua, are you seeing what I'm seeing? 

Aqua: Yeah. 

They saw a giant rifle. 

(Y/N): What are you- WHOA! 

Ruby: OH THAT LOOKS SO COOL! What is it? 

Cheekera: it's a storied drying pole that's been in my family for generations! It never rusts! 

She had stars in her eyes. 

Later... 

Megumin: Whew, we hit every possible tourist spot! 

Ruby: Hey Megumin, really dig the place and alL! But ... I think I see something nearby. 

Eveyrone: Huh what do- 

You sensed more demons. 

(Y/N): Crap! MORE OF THE DEMON KING'S MOOKS! 

Megumin: WHAT?! That must mean they're after one of our buildings! 

(Y/N): CRAP! 

Soon... 

Darkness was fighting off the monsters! 

Goblin: What the hell is with this girl? Where did she come from? 

Darkness: Damnable fiends! You shall not pass as long as I draw breath! To enter this village, you have to kill me! 

???: What's going on here? Are you really losing to one opponent? 

Goblin: Lady Sylvia! 

Sylvia (General of the Demon King's Army!) 

Sylvia: This girl isn't even trying to get help, she's jut taking in all your attacks. 

Darkness: Looks like you're the one in charge. I'm tired of these shrimp and their pathetic attacks. Have at me! 

Sylvia: Very well, I am Sylvia, General of the Demon King! You'll regret crossing paths with me. NOW GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT! 

She paused. 

Sylvia: Huh? What are you waiting fo- 

Darkness: I was so disappointed when I found out the male orcs didn't exist. And the attacks of your minions have done nothing to satisfy me like (Y/N) could. So I have high hopes for any General of the Demon King, regardless of their gender. I'm warning you, half-hearted attacks don't get a twitch from me! Do not shame yourself! STRIKE ME WITH A BLOW WORTHY OF YOUR RANK! MAKE ME SUBMIT AND CALL YOU MASTER! 

Sylvia: WHAT!?

You then appeared. 

(Y/N): DARKNESS! 

Darkness: (Y/N)! 

Sylvia: Oh I see, you're absorbing our attacks until reinforcements could get here. I've got to hand it to you, you're smarter than you look. 

Darkness: You found me out. It was't easy for me to stand against you. 

(Y/N): And I take it that's the general? Look here, you should know Darkness could withstand Vanir's explosion magic! 

Sylvia: V-Vanir? I heard he never came back from Axel, does that mean- YOU KILLED VANIR?! 

(Y/N): It just so happens I did. And I also defeated Verdia the Dullahan, and also Hans the Deadly Poison Slime. 

Sylvia: WHAT?! I heard that Verdia was defeated, but even Hans too? Well, I didn't think someone as powerful as you could exist. It seems you're the leader of your group. I think I like you, Boy. What's your name? 

(Y/N): (Y/N) (L/N)! 

Sylvia: I hate to say this now (Y/N), but it looks like I'll be seeing you again. I'm Sylvia by the way. See you, Handsome. 

She then disappeared with her army. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... Sylvia.