Snacks, Sorbet, and Picture Cuisine!


You all continued to look over the corpses. 

Ruby: Poor guys. 

Laios: Was it a spirit attack? 

Senshi: Or maybe they starved. 

Chilchuck: Given how this treasure is scattered, they must have fought over it. 

Marcille: I'm going to pray for them so that they don't turn into zombies. 

(Y/N): You do you, Sweet and Beautiful Marcille. 

She blushed a lot as she got to work. 

Yang: Say, can we take this treasure? 

Blake: Aroudn corpses? 

Yang: Hey, taking advantage of the situation. 

She was taking some of the treasure as Laios' sword shook. 

Laios: WHOA! 

(Y/N): Something wrong Laios? 

Laios: Uh ... no. What's going on? 

He noticed that his sword was trying to tell him something. 

Laios: Do you want me to draw you? 

Then one of the gold coins that Yang grabbed grew wings! 

Yang: THE HELL?! 

(Y/N): MAGIC COINS! LOOK OUT! 

All of the treasure took flight and began to attack! 

Weiss: FLYING MONEY?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! 

Marcille found a necklace by Daya's body and then- 

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All of you regained consciousness. 

(Y/N): Everyone okay? 

Yang: MARCILLE! NEXT TIME WARN US! 

Marcille: WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS?! 

Senshi: They're treasure insects! 

Weiss: Treasure Insects? You mean those things are bugs? 

Yang: YUCK! I almost pocketed bugs?! 

Laios: I thought so. 

(Y/N): Wait ... Laios, how did you know? 

Laios: I ... thought it moved. 

You looked at his sword. 

(Y/N): Was it your sword? 

Laios: NO! What would make you say that? Does (Y/N) know or something? 

(Y/N): Laios, tell the truth. 

Laios: I swear (Y/N), I just had a feeling! 

(Y/N): Hmm ... Senshi, can we eat them? 

Senshi: Yes, there are edible ones here and inedible ones here. 

He separated them. 

Ruby: You can eat these things? 

Senshi: Yep! Bugs are real nutritious. 

Blake: How can you tell? 

Senshi: It depends, the necklaces have legs between the segments, and the coins have wings coming out of the back. Also the rings have a springy band. Also, if you put a tiara in water you can tell right away. It's a treasure insect when it floats. 

(Y/N): Okay! Let's get to cooking! 

Weiss: (grossed out) We're eating ... bugs? 

(Y/N): Oh don't be a baby, Weiss. This should be good! 

Senshi: First, take the legs off the pearl centipedes. Then thread a skewer through them and roast them. 

(Y/N): Okay! 

Senshi: Next heat up some oil and fry the coin bugs with their abdomens facing down. 

(Y/N): Check! 

Senshi: Remove the eggs and larvae from the taira and break up the nst and boil it all down together. 

(Y/N): Right! 

After a while... 

(Y/N): FINISHED! 

(Y/N): Here we have some pearl centipedes on a stick, crackers made from coin bugs, and some treasure insect jam! Perfect for a treasure insect sandwich! 

Yang: So, appetizers? 

(Y/N): That's one way of looking at it. 

Chilchuck: You know, I've actually eaten these before. They look auspicious so they bring good luck. 

He ate one. 

Chilchuck: WOW! These taste better than the ones I ate before! 

Senshi: Of course. Most dungeon monsters taste better than the ones on the surface. 

Ruby snacked on the crackers. 

Ruby: It's like eating cookies! YUMMY! 

Weiss: What about the centipede pearls? 

Weiss and Marcille tried it and- 

Marcille: I'm never wearing necklaces again. 

Weiss: Actually, it's pretty good. 

You then made a treasure insect jam sandwich for the others. 

(Y/N): Here you guys go! 

Laios took a big bite out of his sandwich. 

Laios: It's really nice and sweet. And if you look closely they resemble jewels. Maybe that's why he reacted. Ha! I think I'll name you! 

Yang: What about the ones you can't eat? Can I keep them? 

Senshi: Yang, what's your fascination with treasure? 

Yang: Hello! Senshi, this is a dungeon adventure! You need to get some treasure! 

Senshi: Go ahead and keep it if you want. It won't give us any nutritional value. 

Yang: But it can get us some good stuff! 

Yang pocketed the real treasure. 

(Y/N): Okay! Let's get going! A good snack can really give us the energy we need! 

Soon... 

Ruby was eating a Treausre Insect Jam Sandwich. 

Ruby: SOO GOOD! Hey Marcille, you want some? 

Marcille: I ... 

She looked at it closely. 

Marcille: I'm good, Ruby. 

Ruby: Suit yourself. 

She took a big bite out of it. 

Then it started to get cold as a bunch of white objects appeared. 

(Y/N): Huh? Are those- Ghosts? 

Laios: We should go. They'll be trouble if we spot us. 

Chilchuck: They're nothing though, just cast a spell and- Oh that's right, Falin isn't here. 

Blake: Wow, Falin must have been a great mage if she could do that. 

Marcille: (blushing) She ... was. 

Ruby: Oh ... I get it. She was your girlfriend! 

Marcille: (embarrassed) HUH?! NO! Not of the sort, we were just really good friends! 

Yang: Friends with benefits? 

Marcille: NOT EVEN! 

Then Marcille noticed a ghost. 

Marcille: Something's following us! 

(Y/N): REALLY?! CRAP! 

You all ran as Laios dropped his sandwich. 

Laios: MY SANDWICH! 

He ran to grab it, but a ghost got him. 

(Y/N): IDIOT! 

Marcille exploded the ghost as you grabbed him with Blackwhip! 

(Y/N): GET READY! THERE ARE MORE COMING! 

You all then ran into a room. 

Senshi: There's only one thing left to do. 

Blake: That is? 

Senshi: I'm going to make a talisman to exorcise the ghosts. 

He started to make some holy water by lightning some candles. 

Senshi: First some fire. It can create or consume. It's been used as a talisman and sacred object in all ages and places. They can generate decent powder. 

He then put some alcohol. 

Senshi: Next some alcohol. As an offering to the gods, it's essential and it has sterilizing properties as well! And then there's salt, which can ward off evil and purify bodies. Sugar can do good too! 

He got to work and then used all he could with herbs and organs of various critters. 

Senshi: And done! 

He stored it in a bottle as the ghosts appeared. 

Ruby: SENSHI! THEY'RE HERE! 

Senshi LEAVE IT TO ME! 

He spun it around like a weapon and took out the ghosts!

(Y/N): HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT HIM GO! 

Yang: He's kicking ass!

Eventually, Senshi finished and then- 

Senshi: Looks like using it like this is more effective than sprinkling it around. It turned into Sorbet! 

Ruby: EEE! SORBET?! 

Exorcism Sorbet 

Chilchuck: Is it really that safe to eat something that had ghosts over it? 

(Y/N): Looks like we get dessert early! 

You ate some and- 

(Y/N): MMMM! Exorcism dessert is so tasty! 

Everyone started to try it. 

Weiss: Wow, that's good! How is it to smooth? 

Senshi: I grated some slime in. 

Weiss: That explains it. 

Laios: You know, if Falin were here, WWE wouldn't be eating something this delicious now. 

(Y/N): What? 

Ruby: LAIOS! 

Weiss: YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID?! 

Marcille: YOU'RE GLAD THAT HAPPENED TO FALIN?! 

Laios: NO! I ... I- 

Senshi: Some things are just not okay to say. 

Yang: Preach it Senshi. 

A while later... 

You all found a giant door close by. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... maybe we should camp here. 

Laios: I agree, we've looked a long way. 

Marcille's stomach then growled. 

Chilchuck: Nice Marcille. 

Marcille: THAT WASN'T ME! 

Senshi: I don't think that's a good idea (Y/N). The only food we found today was treasure insects. There's far too little to eat on this floor. Even if it means pushing ourselves a bit, we should make it to the fourth floor. 

(Y/N): Well the monsters will get stronger, so we should save our strength. We don't know what will be coming for us next. 

Blake: He's right. 

Chilchuck then opened the door as you all saw a big mess hall with several paintings and a very long table. 

Ruby: Wow! This is a big room! There must have been a lot of parties thrown here. 

Laios then saw a painting that looked at him, and it had grapes. 

And then it tried to suck him in!

Weiss: WHAT THE?! 

Chilchuck: IT'S A LIVING PICTURE! 

Marcille: LAIOS! 

Marcille blew the picture up. 

Laios: Awww. 

(Y/N): Do you want to get pulled in? 

Laios: Yes! It was jut getting good! 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Laios: It had grapes. 

Weiss: Let me get this straight, you want to go inside the painting to eat the food in there? 

Laios: Exactly. It's a good plan. 

Marcille: IT IS NOT! 

(Y/N) and Chilchuck: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Blake: You could have died! 

Laios: But if it tires to pull me in, then I can interact with it. 

(Y/N): It's your funeral. Go on in. 

Laios: Okay, but which one? 

He then saw what seemed to be two parents codling a baby! 

Laios: This one! 

(Y/N): Senshi, the rope! 

Senshi: Got it. 

Senshi tied a rope to Laios as the picture sucked him in. 

And then he jumped in to find-

King: Someday he will lead the country. Delgal! Your name shall be Delgal! 

As he watched, he wet back out! 

Laios: I CAN'T EAT HERE! 

Blake: Wait, you couldn't eat there? 

Laios: THE ATMOSPHERE IS ALL WRONG! 

Weiss: That's your problem?! 

Laios: Yes! If the setting were more appropriate i could eat! Someplace more casual. 

Ruby: How about that? 

Ruby pointed to a bunch of people partying. 

Ruby: There's even a guy dancing naked there. 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Laios: HERE I GO! 

He hopped in. 

And there he saw Delgal all grown up. 

It was hid wedding day. 

King: Delgal! 

Delgal: Father! 

King: You've become such a fine young man! I'm so proud. 

The two cheered as Laios was going to eat some chicken, but then- 

The King coughed up blood and collapsed. 

Delgal: FATHER! HE'S BEEN POISONED! 

As Laios tried to leave due to the scenery, he bumped into an elf boy who he could have sworn he saw before! 

Laios: Is he a jester or something? 

He jumped out. 

Laios: I got some f- HUH?! 

(Y/N): What? 

Laios: You can't take the food out! You have to eat it when you're inside! NEXT ONE! 

(Y/N): DUDE! ST- 

He already jumped in. 

(Y/N): Why do I even bother? 

Later... 

(Y/N): Well? 

Laios: I found a bunch of excellent food. I ate til I was full, and just as I was about to leave, he found out I wasn't one of them and grabbed my collar. 

(Y/N): Who? 

Laios: This elf ... he got mad at me. 

Ruby: Was it good? 

Laios: I ... I'm hungry aga- 

You punched him in the face. 

(Y/N): YOU ARE SO STUPID! 

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