Orcs!


The party made their way down to the third floor.

(Y/N): Hey, this place looks really neat!

It seemed like the ruins of a castle. The Golden Castle to be exact.

Ruby: These must be the remains of what was once a beautiful kingdom! Who knows what history there is here! Or what kind of people there were.

Blake: You know, the way you're saying Ruby, it sounds like I could write a book on this experience.

The road came to a split.

(Y/N): Which way?

Laios: Left. I hear that the right path has golems.

Weiss: Golems?!

Senshi: Wait!

Everyone stopped as Senshi spoke.

Yang: What do you need from a bunch of giant rock and mud monsters like that? That would be putting us between a rock and a hard place. Eh?

Marcille: For the record, they are also made out of magic!

Senshi: Follow me. I need the use of their bodies.

Soon...

Everyone arrived a small cloth tent.

Laios: You live here?

Senshi: I don't usually spend the night here. As a rule. I only hunt on the second and fourth floors. Once a month I go into town to restock on spices and things I'm low on. I was on my way to restock until I ran into your group. The thing is, the third floor doesn't have many monsters. Most of them are rotting. Now as for golems, their bodies are rich in nutrients! And their internal temperature is just right!

Chilchuck: So you're using them as a farming field? You're going to make the castle people cry!

Marcille: Same for the magic researchers!

Senshi: I'm not partial to magic. But the golems are laudable! All fields should be like that! They don't pick up pests, they chase off thieves, and even manage their own moisture!

Ruby: WOW! That's so pretty!

Suddenly the golems appeared!

(Y/N): Look out! We have to-

Senshi: I can handle this on my own!

Senshi easily avoided the attacks of the golems and then climbed onto their backs and began digging!

Yang: Wow! He's good!

Blake: An expert even!

You then noticed that there were vegetables on them!

(Y/N): WOW! It's like a mini farm on arch of them!

Senshi: Now we need to harvest them!

Marcille: (excited) WE GET TO EAT REAL VEGETABLES!!!

(Y/N): Well, let's get to work!

You all got so many vegetables out of the golems' backs!

As everyone started peeling, you saw Senshi opened up the backs of the golems.

Senshi: Tarou, Jirou, Saburou.

(Y/N): You take good care of these guys! Isn't it a bit hard to deal with this?

Senshi: Not at all! I chose this path. Now how about we enjoy the fruits of our labor?

(Y/N): Yeah!

Soon...

Senshi started a fire as you got to cooking.

Marcille: You know, I could always start a-

Senshi: That's way too easy. If you always take the easy route, you get rusty.

Weiss: He's right you know.

Marcille: Come on! Is it that much for you to hate Magic?

(Y/N): Calm down Marcille, there's no need to argue, because food is ready!

Golem Field Fresh Veggie Lunch

You all started with wrong it; and-

Marcille: MMM!! So good!

Blake: How is it that it maintains such a taste?

Laios: It might have to do with the golems affecting the flavor.

Ruby: Ah, golems are very helpful creatures!

Chilchuck: Sheesh, that was too good. I'm beat now.

Senshi: Well, we should rest up a bit! Well. I'm off to the loo.

Senshi took off, leaving you all to rest.

Yang: There are toilets here?

Marcille: Yeah. What did you think everyone pooped in random spots? That's very unsanitary!

Senshi then appeared.

Senshi: Alright, I got more soil for the manure pot.

Ruby: That's how you make the vegetables?

Senshi: Yep!

Marcille: UGH!!

Weiss: Marcille, you realize that's how vegetables are made, right?

Marcille: Yeah, but it's still icky!

Laios: Senshi, why do you insist on living down here?

Senshi: Who else would tend to the golems and the bathrooms? If the golems die out the monsters from the lower floors would come up here. The monsters they displace will get into other areas of the dungeon!

(Y/N): But wouldn't that be an inconvenience if you leave with us?

Senshi: I don't need to worry. The golems can maintain things even if I'm gone for a month. Besides, I wouldn't sleep well if any of you died of malnutrition. Now hang on, I'll be ready soon.

He took off to finish his task.

Laios: Senshi is amazing!

(Y/N): Thank God he's here!

Soon...

You all were carrying vegetables.

Ruby: What do we do with these?

Senshi: We barter with them. I'm always using these as a good source for bartering. I have some good clients nearby too. Though I doubt they'll deal with us now. So, if we can't use them, we have to throw them away.

(Y/N): NO! That's wasting food!

Blake: Shouldn't we wait for someone to come and barter with them there?

Later...

You all arrived at a secret door, which happened to house a small bar room.

(Y/N): So, you make trades here?

Chilchuck: This place gets sketchier every time I come here.

Marcille: Was it ever not sketchy?

A short merchant appeared.

Merchant: Hello travelers, what business do you have?

(Y/N): We're here to trade!

Merchant: Ah, what do you have? Treasure? Any weapons?

Ruby: Veggies!

Merchant: .... GET OUT!!!

(Y/N): Oh come on! Don't you have a kitchen or-

Merchant: WHO WOULD EAT SOMETHING AS DISGUSTING AS THAT?!

Suddenly a bunch of orcs appeared.

Merchant: ORCS!!

Everyone cleared out, except for you guys.

???: What are you doing here Senshi?

Zon (Orc Leader)

Senshi: I could ask you the same thing.

(Y/N): HUH?!

Blake: Wait, you guys know each other?

Zon: Those guys are your friends?

Senshi: Yep.

Zon: Never took you for the type to hang with humans and elves.

Marcille: Senshi, your clients are-

Senshi: Yep!

Marcille: AAAAAAARGH!

Weiss: YOU DEAL WIRH ORCS?!

Chilchuck: I was expecting goblins.

Laios: I expected Kolbolds.

Zon: The Red Dragon showed up.

You, Team RWBY, Laios, Chilchuck, and Marcille were shocked at those words.

Zon: it's almost never shown itself before, but lately it's been seen near our village more and more regularly. Many of us are unable to fight.

Laios: Where did you see that dragon?!

Zon: I can't say. Then you would know where our village is.

Orc: Chief, we're done!

Zon: Good. Take anything that looks useful.

They started to collect anything they could.

Zon: Hey Senshi, I hate to ask this of an old friend, but would you give us all your cargo?

Senshi: Alright. In exchange, can you let us stay at your camp? If you allow that, we'll give you anything, our vegetables, or our lives.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Soon...

You guys were following Zon back to their village.

Marcille: Why would you say that?!

Chilchuck: Now they'll want us dead!

Weiss: Please tell us you have a plan.

Senshi: I told an orc to take along a bottle. It's bread starter made from yeast. ANd the orcs took the flour from the kitchen so-

(Y/N): Yes?

Senshi:

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Laios: YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN?!

(Y/N): ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Weiss and Marcille: IDIOT!/DUMMY!

Chilchuck: THIS WAS JUST SO YOU COULD MAKE BREAD?!

Zon: HEY! QUIET BACK THERE!

Ruby: S-Sorry Mr. Zon, Sir!

And soon...

All the orcs were staring at you guys as most of them looked at Marcille.

Orc: Look, it's an elf.

Orc Child: Look, Daddy's back!

You guys were put in a cage with chickens.

Blake: This better not be the place where they put future ingredients.

Senshi: HEY! Where did that bread starter go?!

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(Y/N): So, we cook now?

Senshi: Just mix together bread flour, salt, sugar, the starter, and water!

(Y/N): RIGHT!

You got to work and started to mix together.

The Orc Child watched from nearby as Zon appeared.

Zon: Let's have a little history lesson here. This was back when we still live up top. Humans and elves like them killed lots of our friends and stole our land.

Marcille: Yo know, Orcs killed a lot of others too.

Zon: Huh? We were chased from aboveground, and wandered until we found a place under the death until they found us again!

You and Senshi continued to cook while Zon talked.

Marcille: That's because you kept plundering other races' villages and you know it!

Zon: We had to do what we could to survive!

Marcille: You did that even before yu came down here! That's why you got chased out!

Ruby: STOP! This is pointless to arg-

Zon and Marcille: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!

Ruby: Eek! S-Sorry.

Senshi: HEY! If you're not going to do anything, knead the dough!

Zon: I'll do it!

Zon joined in.

Zon: We got chased from up top and fled down here. We finally settled in the dungeon and now you're trying to take that!

Mrcille: The villagers above it found it first.

Zon: We were the first ones to go down to the depths.

Marcille: Teh zombies wandered around here too!

(Y/N): Geez.

Zon: Well?

Laios: Yes?

Zon: If you defeat the Mad Mage who made this dungeon you'll get the caslte nad everything. Why are you going down to the dungeon's depths? When you get this country, what will you do?

Laios: I've heard about it, but I never thought of it.

Zon: I've heard the same story, adventurers picking up cash for the day, testing their skills. Greedy idiots. That's why we kill top-siders.

(Y/N): You know you could try and free the place yourself. Or what is it too hard?

Zon: You got guts, Kid. I like you. I THINK I'LL THORW YOU ONTO A FIRE WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE!

(Y/N): SO WHAT ARE YOU SOME MUSCLE-BOUND IDIOT WHO DOESN'T THINK?!

You then took a deep breath as well as Zon.

(Y/N): Done!

You and Senshi made bread!

Ruby: Oh boy! Bread!

Zon: HEY! Uit's ours! You wanted to make the bread, but those are ours to do with as we like!

Orc Child: Daddy, we all made it together, so why don't they get any?

He eased up.

Marcille: That's because bread by itself isn't a meal. You need a good balance of starch, and grain, vegetables, and fish and meat. Your Father means is that we have to wait til the other dishes are ready.

Senshi: She's right. He pledged to show us hospitality for a night in exchange for those vegetables. Your Dad's not a man who goes back on his word.

Zon sighed.

Zon: Hey ,give them something to eat!

Soon...

(Y/N): IT'S DONE!

(Y/N): Freshly Stolen Vegetables and Chicken Stewed with Cabbage! And of course with bread!

Everyone started eating.

Yang: DAMN THIS IS GOOD! (Y/N), you rock! So do you Senshi!

(Y/N): It wasn't just us. The orcs helped too.

Marcille: Really? I guess ... you guys cook well.

Laios: Hey-

Zon: Yeah?

Laios: We're here because we're after the Red Dragon. My Sister was eaten by it.

Zon: That's rough buddy.

(Y/N): Do you know where it is? We won't bother you guys if you tell us.

Zon: Down on the fifth floor.

Laios: Really? Thank you!

Zon: Well ... give it your best shot.

Things ended off well for you guys in the end!

Meanwhile...

A party was having dinner.

Kabru

Rin

Daya

Mickbell

Holm

Kuro

Kabru: Once we're back in the dungeon, I guess we won't be seeing food this good in a while.

Rin: Let's savor it.

The group got some supplies ready and prepared to set off.

Mickbell: Just a week's worth, and it's this have. I wonder what people do when they stay down there a month.

Kabru: Well, when they meet other adventures, they eat them! I'd think hunting monsters would be easier than attacking people. But I never want to live like that.

Soon...

They journeyed to the third floor and began to take out the enemies in the way.

Kabru: Eveyrone okay?

Kuro: Just fine. We've never been to this floor before, but it's easy.

KabruL let's be careful. IT's true that skilled parties are having trouble. We don't know what could happen here. I hear it's been strange lately. Something about the layout shifting. So we should keep our guards up

Mickbell then found a box.

Mickbell: Hey, I found something.

Rin: Sheesh, there we go wasting our time. Nothing good ever comes out of those.

As Mickbell opened it up, they found a bunch of treasure!

The party got excited!

Kabru: Well in that case, going into the depths gets expensive. All right, let's call it quits here and go back into town!

Kabru's Party: YEAH!

Soon...

Your party then arrived to see-

(Y/N): Oooh ... looks like these guys weren't lucky.

Kabru and his party were down with the treasure they found scattered all over.

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