No One's Perfect!


https://youtu.be/3aevyrmqbY0

You and Cell charged at each other at full strength, with punch after punch thrown, and when he hit you- 

(Y/N): Aw, now that's adorable. 

Cell: THE FUCK?! 

(Y/N): GUM GUM ELEMENTAL DRAGON RED HAWK!!! 

You hit Cell in the stomach, and he vomited up so much blood. 

Cell: Well, at least I didn't spit out 17. 

(Y/N): I'll keep hitting you until you spit him out! 18 needs her brother back! Besides, that was for killing 16! 

Cell: You can't have much left ... all of that must have- 

(Y/N): I haven't even started! KAIOKEN

Cell: NO! 

(Y/N): TIMES- 

Cell: NO NO NO NO! 

(Y/N): 900,000,000! 

Cell: OH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT N- 

(Y/N): BLACKCHAIN! DETROIT SMASH! 

You pulled him in and then smashed him into the ground and unleashed 100,000,000 shadow clones for a- 

(Y/N): RASENSHURIKEN BARRAGE! 

Everyone else was watching from the sidelines! 

Ruby: HOLY CRAPBASKETS! (Y/N)'S EVEN STRONGER THAN GOKU, GOHAN, AND VEGETA COMBINED! 

Vegeta: OH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! SSJ3 NOW?! WHAT THE- No, you know what. 

he smirked. 

Vegeta: This is getting entertaining. 

Yang: You mean- 

Vegeta: Yes, seeing Cell lose it. 

Krillin: Okay, but what if (Y/N) loses energy quickly from doing all of that? 

Blake: Well, we could just use some Senzu Bea- Uh oh. 

Weiss: What is it, Blake? 

Blake looked in the bag of Senzu Beans. 

Blake: ... We're ... all out. 

Ruby: Oh no. 

Cell burst out of the ground. 

Cell: TO FUCK WITH THIS! SAW GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET, (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): Geez, you really are the worst parts of Vegeta and Frieza mashed together. 

Cell: NOW DIE WITH THE REST OF THESE MONKEYS!!! 

(Y/N): Careful Cell, your Frieza is showing. 

Cell growled in rage! 

Cell: KA ... ME ... HA ... ME .... 

(Y/N): Okay, what do I do? If I charge up an attack, I feel like I won't have the energy ready to- 

Suddenly you felt energy going towards you. 

Gohan: UNCLE (Y/N)! GET HIM! 

(Y/N): GOHAN?! 

Ruby: TAKE THAT MONSTER DOWN! 

Weiss: GIVE HIM HELL! 

Blake: MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T REGENERATE! 

Yang: FUCK HIM UP! 

Vegeta: YOU BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP! 

(Y/N): YOU TOO VEGETA?! 

Piccolo: FINISH HIM NOW!! 

Your power increased tremendously! 

(Y/N): YOU'RE FINISHED CELL! ELEMENTAL DRAGON KAMEHAME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! 

Cell: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 

Both beams collided as the ground erupted with you and Cell standing on rock pillars with everyone getting blown back! 

Cell seemed to be overpowering you, but then- 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

You overpowered Cell! 

Cell: OH SHIT! THIS CAN'T BE! I CAN'T LOSE TO YOU! I'M PERFECT!!!! 

(Y/N): Face it, no one's perfect Cell! Not even you! 

As Cell was disintegrating, he began to sing. 

Cell: 

https://youtu.be/zJ3qtWOz9tE

With that, Cell was no more! Not a single ... cell of him was left as he completely disentigrated in your Kamehameha Blast. 

(Y/N): Ha ... ha ... ha ... I ... win. 

You smirked as you collapsed on the ground, going back into base form. 

Piccolo: He ... did it? 

Weiss: I don't sense him. 

Blake: (smiling) (Y/N) DID IT! 

Ruby: HE WON!!! 

Yang: FUCK YES! 

Yamcha: YES YES!! IT'S FINALLY OVER! 

Vegeta turned away, but he smirked as he did. 

(Y/N): Hey, can someone help me up? 

Yang: I got ya. 

Yang helped you up. 

Yang: You had us worried there Babe. I thought that bastard had you for sure. 

(Y/N): Eh, he was perfectly mistaken. 

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

You all went off, with Vegeta staying behind. 

Vegeta: Kakarot, you may be gone, but I won't let that get to me. I have another reason to keep fighting. (Y/N), I admit, you had me off guard. To think that someone like you would have so much power. Make no mistake, I will surpass you, no matter what. 

Hercule and Jimmy Firecracker came out of the ground. 

Hercule: WHO THE HELL WERE THOSE GUYS?! 

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan, what happened? Where's Cell? 

Hercule: Uh ... well ... I BEAT HIM! 

Jimmy Firecracker: YOU DID?! 

Hercule: They were messing around with their stupid fireballs so I went out and said "ENOUGH!" And I blew Cell up! 

He was sweating nervously. 

Jimmy Firecracker: THAT'S AMAZING! DID YOU HEAR THAT EVEYRONE?! MR. SATAN SAVED THE EARTH! 

Hercule: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SAID IT! 

Blake: Hey, did anyone just hear Hercule laughing at the fact he supposedly saved Earth. 

Weiss: I swear to God, if that idiot is praised for something that (Y/N) deserved then- 

(Y/N): Forget about it Weiss, as long as everyone is safe, that's all that matters. Now, let's summon Shenron. 

Soon... 

You were healed up as you then healed 18. 

(Y/N): Morning Sleeping Beauty. 

18: WHAT THE?! Where am I? 

Krillin: (blushing) H-Hey. It's fine (Y/N) took down Cell. 

18: H-He did? 

Ruby: Yep, and Krillin took care of you the whole time. He's a real guy, this little one. 

Krillin blushed really really hard. 

Krillin: Well, I couldn't just leave you there. 

Weiss: It's because he loves you. 

Krillin: ARGH! SHE'S LYING I- 

18 blushed. 

And then she went to leave. 

18: (smiling) I'll see you around, Cutie. 

Krillin: C-CUTIE?! 

Yang: Okay, enough rizz from Krillin, let's get to wishing! 

One collection later... 

(Y/N): ETERNAL DRAGON! COME FORTH AND GRANT OUR WISH! 

Shenron appeared. 

Shenron: You guys again? What is it this time. 

Ruby: He remembers us! 

Dende: You should be lucky this time around. I had Shenron changed so he can make two more wishes. 

Yang: Wait, so just like that Li- I mean Super Kami Dende. 

Dende: Also had to axe off immortality. Don't want another Frieza situation. 

Blake: Good, he was already a nightmare. 

(Y/N): For our first wish, bring everyone Cell killed back! 

Shenron: Very well. 

Trunks then came back. 

Trunks: AGH! What just happened? And why is there a hole in- 

(Y/N): TRUNKS! 

You hugged him tightly! 

Trunks: Dad? Are you- 

(Y/N): (crying) MY SON! MY SON!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! I- 

You then got yourself together. 

(Y/N): Thank God. 

Ruby: Aww, even when he has a son, (Y/N) is cute when he's fatherly! 

Yang: That's for sure! 

Piccolo: Hey, what about Goku? I don't sense his Chi anywhere. 

Gohan: Me neither. 

???: HEY GUYS! 

Everyone heard Goku. 

(Y/N): Goku? 

Goku: I know it'll be hard to hear this, but I think it's best if I stay dead. 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Weiss: Goku, what are you saying? 

Goku: Well, Vegeta came to earth because of me, I'm part of the reason why Frieza came to earth, and the same with Cell and the Anroids. So, I think Earth will be at a better peace of state if I'm not around. Even King Kai agrees with me. 

(Y/N): Oh, are you alright King Kai? 

King Kai: NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT (Y/N)! I LOST MY ENTIRE PLANET! 

(Y/N): Sorry, but I'm sure you'll get it back. goku, are you sure about this? 

Goku: Yeah, I won't age since I've got my own body. I've got King Kai with me too, and Bubbles and Gregory as well! 

Yang: That's a great thing. Besides, we got Gohan here! 

Gohan: Dad, I- 

Goku: I know you'll do great Gohan. By the way, tell your Mom that ... I'm sorry, okay? I know she'll probably lose it. 

(Y/N) and Yang: That's for sure. 

Goku: See you around! 

Krillin: Goku. 

Tien: Even in the end, he's still cheerful.

Ruby: Yeah. 

Shenron: Uh ... is anyone going to make another wish? 

(Y/N): Hmm ... well- 

Krillin: Shenron! Please I want you to remove the bombs from 17 and 18! Can you do that? 

Shenron: Yes. It does not weaken them or change the fundamental nature of their being. 

He did so. 

Shenron: Anything else? 

(Y/N): Nope! We're good! 

Shenron: Farewell. 

Shenron then took off as the Dragon Balls scattered across the world. 

Trunks: Krillin, are you sure about this? 

Krillin: Gero took their lives from them, they deserve freedom. 

(Y/N): I agree. 

Yang: So, what's next then? 

Tien: I better get home quickly. Chiaotzu is worried about me at this point. 

(Y/N): If you died on him, he would be very upset. Take care, Tien. 

Tien: You too, old friend. 

Blake: Yamcha? 

Yamcha: Yeah? 

Blake: Take care of yourself. 

Yamcha: Oh ... thanks. 

Yamcha Owned Count: 1 ...

Gohan: What about you Piccolo? 

Piccolo: I don't know. 

Nail: We could always- 

Piccolo: Why would I have the need for a house? 

Kami: You're not seriously going to be running around the world homeless forever are you? 

Dende: You know, you're always welcome here, Piccolo. 

(Y/N): And Gohan does need your support still. Speaking of- 

At Goku's House... 

Chichi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GOKU!!!! 

She was a crying mess. 

Chichi: WHY GOKU?! WHY!? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND LEAVE ME?! 

(Y/N): (Sigh). 

Yang: Damn, poor Chichi. Did I just say that out loud? 

Ruby: What do you think? She lost her man. 

Gohan: Mom, I know Dad's gone. But in the end, he mentioned you, and he apologized. 

Chichi: He ... did? 

Blake: He did Chichi. He sure did. 

Chichi: (stops crying) My ... Goku. 

You then felt her stomach. 

(Y/N): So, another kid huh? Heh, Gohan, you're going to be a big brother. 

Ruby: AWW! HE'S GROWING UP SO FAST!!! 

Gohan: (blushing) Seriously, not right now. 

And later... 

You went so say goodbye to Trunks. 

(Y/N): It was nice meeting you, Trunks. I can't tell you how proud I am to have a son like you. 

Trunks: And I can't believe I missed out so much on knowing who my father was. Dad, I- I- 

(Y/N): You oka- 

He hugged you. 

(Y/N): I'll miss you too, Kid. You're going to go far. I know it. 

You watched as Trunks entered into his Time Machine and returned to the future. 

(Y/N): At last, everything is at peace. 

But for how long? 

Watts is seen waking up an old scientist. 

Watts: Ah, good, he's awake. 

???: What happened? How long was I asleep for? 

Watts: A long time Dr. Kochin. A very long time. 

In Space... 

A big mechanical creature was seen with a certain old enemy in it. 

???: The Big Gete Star is up and running, and now ... for Namek. 

With York... 

York: Dr., how are you feeling? 

Gero's voice boomed from a machine. 

Gero: I feel just fine, thank you. How are they? 

York turned to the capsules of 13, 14, and 15. 

York: Just ripe and ready for action. 

Gero: Good. No matter what happens, the might of the Red Ribbon Army will not die! 

York: Yes, a new generation is upon us! 

And... 

???: After so long, I'm finally free from that accursed prison! Now then the destruction of the entire universe is at hand! 

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