Joey vs. Mai!/The Newbie vs. the Psychic!


(Y/N): Hell yeah! Way to go Yugi! 

Yami Yugi: I have three Star Chips now. I only need seven now. 

Ruby: And Weevil is out of the game too! 

Yang: Yeah, with Bug Boy out of the picture, I say that's a total win! Japanese Champion my ass, you were right (Y/N), that guy was a total loser! 

Joey also was wearing Weevil's Duel Glove. 

Joey: I only got one though. 

Weiss: Hey, if anything, you should be lucky you weren't dueling first. 

Joey: And what's that supposed to mean Ice Queen? 

Weiss: I'm just saying, you're no dueling genius like Yugi. 

Joey: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 

Blake: Well, hopefully, you can back those up. 

Tristan: Geez, can Joey even make it into the finals? The other Duelists may be even tougher than Weevil. I guess all we can do is cheer him on. 

Ruby: Yeah, you said it, Tristan! After all, he's got a little sister who's counting on him! 

Yang: The duty of being the older sibling. Guess Joey and I have more in common than I thought. 

Weiss: Aside from intelligence and temper? 

Yang: HEY! 

Tea: She's got a point, Yang. 

Yang: You too, Tea? 

Later... 

You all arrived in a grassy field. 

Joey: Wow, check out the view! Now this is a sight. 

He thought about Serenity. 

Joey: Serenity, I swear, someday you'll see a wonderful view like this! 

(Y/N): Awww. 

You read Joey's thoughts, and wanted him to win. 

(Y/N): You'll do this, buddy. 

There were also Batle Boxes nearby. 

Joey: Okay, I'll go up next! 

Weiss and Tristan: Joey, for your sake, pick someone who's not an expert. 

Yami Yugi: Joey, you need to choose the site carefully. 

Joey: Yeah yeah Yug, I know, based on the field you choose, your monsters get weaker or stronger. 

Bakura: Say Joey, what field works best for your monsters? 

Joey: Hmm ... 

Joey looked through his deck. 

Joey: I have a lot of warrior and beast-warrior monsters. So, the plains could work! 

(Y/N): Good idea. 

You then spotted. 

(Y/N): Oh, it's Mai again. 

Mai: Run home to Mommy, little boy. 

She already won four Star Chips. 

(Y/N): Wow, she's so pretty! 

Joey: I don't believe this, already? 

Duelist: HEY! How did you do it? How could you read your cards when they were facedown? 

She winked at him. 

Mai: That's a secret. YAY! One step closer to the money! 

She hopped around in excitement. 

Ruby: Hey Weiss, doesn't she sound a bit like Rangiku? 

Weiss: Oh dear, she does. Now her flirting makes a lot of sense. 

As she ran into you guys, again, you noticed her breasts bouncing. 

(Y/N): (nosebleeding) So ... distracting. 

Yami Yugi: I think she wants a duel. 

Mai: Oh, hey there Handsome. 

(Y/N): H-Hi ... Mai. 

You quickly wiped your nose. 

Mai: So, I think I know who I want to duel next. 

Yami Yugi: Who's that? 

Mai: JOEY! 

Joey: HUH?! ME?! 

Mai: Come on Joey, what do you say? 

Ruby: You know to duel Joey first? 

Mai: Of course, I'm not stupid. Dueling Yugi is a bad move at this point. After what he did to Weevil, I know it's not a good idea. I have to take out the less fortunate ones. 

(Y/N): You know, she makes a good point. Beautiful and smart, a good combination. 

Tea: Joey- 

Yami Yugi: Joey, do your best! 

Joey: Will do, Pal! 

Tristan: Dude, she'll cream you! 

(Y/N): No, let him go. 

Joey: Yeah, if I ran away now, how can I face my sister again? I'm her big bro, and I need to do all I can to help her! I know I'm scared, but if there's another me inside of me, then I want to be the cool one! Right, Yug? 

Yami Yugi just smiled. 

Joey: Mai Valentine, I accept your challenge! 

The two then entered the Duel Box! 

Weiss: GO FOR IT JOEY! TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN! 

Tea: YEAH! GET HER! 

Mai: Well, I suppose I'll bet one Star Chip on this. 

Joey: I have to win no matter what. If I lose, I'm out of here! 

Mai: The field we'll fight on is 40% mountains, 40% grasslands, and 20% wasteland! 

Joey looked at the field and tried to maintain his composure. 

Joey: Mai, why are you here? What's your gain? The honor or the prize money? 

Mai: What do you expect? Both! If I win the prize money, I can travel the world! I'll probably live in pairs for years, and I'll buy all the Chanel and Louis Viton that I want! 

Joey: If you ask me, that's a weak reason t- 

She grabbed him by the collar. 

Mai: HEY! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY DESIRES! Well, what about you? 

Joey: I'm here to save someone important to me. 

Mai: You ... are? 

Joey: ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS! 

The two got ready. 

Mai laid five cards down single-handedly without looking at them. 

Joey: HUH?! You're not going to look? 

Mai: I already know what I have. 

Joey: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

(Y/N): Hmmm ... 

Weiss: She's got to be cheating. 

Blake: Yeah. It's not obvious like Pegasus, but Mai's got some sort of secret to help her out. 

Mai: I summon Harpy Lady! 

Mai: And since she's in the mountains, she gets a power boost! 

Harpy Lady's Attack Points: 1300 goes up to 1690! 

Joey: Alright, I summon Tiger Axe! And since he's on the Plains, he gets a power boost as well! 

Both of them were at equal attack points! 

Ruby: COME ON JOEY! H- 

Yami Yugi: No. 

Ruby: What? 

Yami Yugi: They may be at equal power, but Harpy Lady can still fly. 

Ruby: OH NO! THAT'S RIGHT! 

Harpy Lady dodged Tiger Axe's attack and destroyed it easily! 

Joey's Life Points: 1610! 

Joey: SHOOT! 

(Y/N): DON'T GIVE UP JOEY! 

Mai: You can't defeat me, Newbie! 

Tea: Oh no, Joey! 

Tristan: COME ON MAN! YOU GOT THIS! 

Blake: keep it together! 

Joey: Alright! I summon Demon Hunter Kojikocy! And since he's on the plains, he gets a power boost! 

Mai just played a magic card. 

Mai: In that case, I play Electro Whip! 

Harpy Lady now had a whip as a weapon! 

Mai: Your Demon Hunter is finished! 

Harpy Lady destroyed Kojikocy! 

Joey: DAMN! She knew what card she was going to draw again! How did she do it? 

Mai: HAHAHAHAHA! You won't be able to defeat Harpy Lady with a card like that, Joey! Each turn, she gains more power! 

Joey: Oh yeah?! Well, how about Warrior or Gardna! 

Mai: Very well, Cyber Bondage! With this, Harpy Lady's attack and defense increase! 

Harpy Lady destroyed Gardna, dropping Joey's attack points more and more! 

Joey: NO! 

Mai: HA! Learned your lesson yet? You can't defeat me! 

Joey: How is she doing this?! Is she really a psychic? I ... I can't win! I- 

(Y/N): JOEY! 

Ruby: YOU CAN WIN! 

Mai: (Sigh) Don't you all get it? You can't be a true duelist and play with your friends at the same time. They could be your enemies the next day. In the end, you can only rely on yourselves. That's what it means to be a true duelist. 

Yami Yugi: NO! Joey can win with just one word! What's "Something you can show, but you can't see?" 

Joey: That? 

Mai: HAHAHAHA! Yeah, like that will help him win. 

Joey: (Sigh) I know the answer Yug, but this time not even that can help. I'm too dumb to figure it out. Serenity, I wish I could see you. I- 

But then he realized it! 

Joey: Hey, what's that smell?! that perfume ... I can smell a lot of them! MAI! I KNOW YOUR TRICK! 

Mai: WHAT?! What are you saying?! 

Joey: By putting different perfumes on all of the cards, you're able to tell which cards are in your hand by smelling them! You can show the cards, but you can't see the smell! 

Weiss: HE FIGURED IT OUT! 

Tristan: Alright Joey, way to use your head! 

Mai: IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN YOU TELL?! YOU'RE JUST A NEWBIE?! 

Joey: I know your game now you faker! 

Mai: GRRR! SO WHT?! YOU STILL CAN'T BEAT ME IN 100 YEARS YOU LITTLE SHIT! 

Joey: Oh is that so? Well, I'll take you up on that offer. I SUMMON BABY DRAGON! 

He summoned Baby Dragon in Defense Mode! 

Baby Dragon 

(Y/N): So, he's using that strategy? 

Flashback... 

As you guys were training Yugi and Joey for the Duelist Kingdom, you gave Joey a card. 

(Y/N): Joey, take this. 

Joey: Baby Dragon? What's this little guy for? 

(Y/N): If you combine him with another card, he'll grow even stronger, and it will effect your opponents too. Use it wisely. 

End of Flashback... 

Joey: (Y/N), I won't risk this chance you've given me. 

Mai: HA! Good choice for the baby you are! Well, at least you were smart enough to put it into defense! So I think I'll play this then! Kaleidoscope! Now there are there Harpies! 

Joey: WHAT?! MORE OF THEM?! 

Ruby: OH NO! 

Yang: Come on Joey! Don't freak out! 

Joey: Come on! Come on! I can't give up! I need to draw that card! Come o- YES! I PLAY TIME WIZARD! 

(Y/N): YES! 

Yami Yugi: That's all Joey needs to win. 

Weiss: That is if he gets lucky. Time Wizard has a roulette function.

Mai: What are you going to do with that? 

Joey: It'll speed up time and turn Baby Dragon into an adult! 

The roulette wheel spun and spun and spun, and hit the mark! 

Joey: YES! GO TIME WIZARD! TIME MAGIC! 

Time Wizard worked its magic and- 

Joey: Baby Dragon has now become Thousand Dragon! 

Mai: WHAT?! SO?! My Harpy Ladies are still more than enough to- WHAT?! 

The Harpy Ladies had now grown old! 

Mai: MY HARPIES! 

Blake: Time Wizard doesn't just affect the duelist who plays it, but also whoever they're dueling against. 

(Y/N): Poor Mai, not only losing but losing your beauty. 

Joey: Honestly, I didn't know it could do that! But Mai thinking that I knew would make her upset! GO FOR IT THOUSAND DRAGON! 

Thousand Dragon unleashed a nose breath, taking out all of Mai's Harpies and- 

Mai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Mai was defeated! 

Tea: YES! HE DID IT! 

Tristan: WAY TO GO BUDDY! 

Mai: I ... don't believe it. I ... lost? 

Joey took his Star Chip, now having two. 

Joey: Mai, I may not be a "true" Duelist, but you should know, that there's one thing that wont' change even after 100 years. 

Mai: And what's that? 

Joey: Something you know, but can't see. 

Mai: What? 

You then went up to her. 

(Y/N): Mai, you'll understand soon enough. 

She blushed. 

Mai: (Y/N), you have such faith in even someone like Joey? 

She then smiled. 

Mai: You really know how to pick your friends, don't you, Handsome? 

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