Joey vs. Keith!


The duel began as both duelists drew their cards. 

Keith: I'll start off with Scythe Machine! 

He summoned a robot with a scythe swinging back and forth on it! 

Ruby: So, he uses machine monsters? 

Blake: Well, this is interesting. 

Keith: Listen up fucker! I'm kicking your ass all the way  back to Japan! 

Joey: Yeah, well, I'm no amateur anymore! I play Kung Fu Fighter Ultimator! 

Keith: Please, that card's not even worth beating! Just get lost! 

The Scythe Machine destroyed Ultimator, but ten- 

Joey: Well, here comes Giltia, the Dark Knight! His Soul Spear magic can kill you in one shot! 

But Keith stayed calm as Giltia's attack didn't hurt the Scythe Machine! 

Joey: HUH?! 

Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHA! My Machine Deck Monsters are all equipped with anti-magic armor! So Magic attacks don't work! 

Yang: SHIT! Joey's in for it now! 

Keith: I play Land  Ironclad TM-1, Launcher Spider! 

The Launcher Spider fired a bunch of missiles at Giltia, killing him! 

Joey: CRAP! 

Keith: You're no match for me, you little shit! 

Joey: Oh man! He's strong! I guess he really is the ex-champion! 

Ruby: Don't give up Joey! His monsters may be strong, but he's not invincible! There has to be a way to beat him! 

Joey looked through his deck. 

Joey: I play card face down, and I play Axe Raider in Defense Mode! 

Keith: HEH! I can't believe you made it this far with this kind of card in your deck! I play another card face down and I play Zoa in Defense Mode! 

Yugi then noticed something. 

Yami Yugi: Zoa isn't a Machine Monster, it's a Dark Monster. And even though it has 2500 Attack Points, he played it in Defense Mode ... wait ... this has to be a trap! 

Joey: I play Flame Swordsman and the Spell Card Salamandra! 

Joey's monster went to attack, but- 

Keith: IDIOT! I activate the DTrap Card Metalmorph! Now Zoa becomes Metalzoa! 

Yes, Zoa was now a machine monster! The attack bounced off and destroyed Flame Swordsman! 

Weiss: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! He already took down one of Joey's best monsters?! 

Joey: SHIT! 

Joey was down to 1150 Life Points already! 

Keith: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU REALLY ARE A FUCKING MORON! 

Keith drew his next card. 

Keith: Looks like I win. I play Stop Defense! 

Joey: NOT THAT CARD! 

Metalzoa attacks, but it was destroyed! 

Keith: WHAT?! 

Joey: HA! You activated my Trap Card, Chasm of Spikes! This card has the monster of the opponent destroyed when it attacks! And you lose Life Points to 1/4 of your monster's Attack Points! 

Keith was now down to 1250 Life Points! 

Keith: DAMN YOU! 

Joey: Looks like you're falling as low as you can go, Keith! In fact, the next hole I make will be even bigger than your heart! 

Keith: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! 

Tea: Alright! Joey's holding his own against Keith! 

Yami Yugi: These games have a rhythm, an ebb, and a flow. Those who can direct that flow are the ones who win. 

Weiss: Joey is going to win alright. You know, it's crazy to say, but he's gotten better and better with each duel he's won. 

Ruby: Yep! 

Joey: Now I play one card face down. Just so you know, it a trap card. 

Keith: Is this supposed to be some sort of mind game, you Japanese Bastard?! 

Joey: Next I put Axe Raider in Defense Mode and then I play Garoozis in Attack Mode! 

Garoozis destroys Scythe Machine! 

Joey: YEAH! TAKE THAT! 

Keith: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! LAUNCHER SPIDER, DESTROY GAROOZIS! 

Launcher Spider fired its missiles, but- 

Joey: You just activated my trap card! Kunai with Chain! 

Garzoois was now stronger than Launcher Spider, and with one attack, he destroyed the mechanical arachnid! 

Joey: That's one more for the junk heap! 

Yang: WAY TO GO JOEY! 

Yami Yugi: It's only a slight difference, but Joey is in the lead. 

Tea: He can win alright! Go Joey! 

Pegasus watched from his seat carefully. 

Pegasus: It seems the game has turned to Joey in favor. He doesn't have the experience as Keith has. After I defeated him in the tournament, he disappeared. I remember hearing hat he downed his sorrow by doing drugs and drinking so much alcohol. Until he finally reached an underground gambling circuit. And now he appears before me again as a fallen man. 

He read their minds. 

Pegasus saw that Keith had rage and revenge on his mind and Joey had hope and trust on his. 

Keith: Tell me something kid, have you ever risked your life before? I'm asking you, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 

He put his right hand as if it were a gun to the temple of his head and- 

Keith: Bang! 

It was like he was shooting himself. 

Keith: You don't care who you have to kill as long as you can save your own skin. That's what hell is. Duelist Kingdom is the same thing. And the only way out of my hell is right through Pegasus! I'll do anything to get there! 

Joey: Well in that case, Ill kick you back down into Hell! 

But then Keith played- 

Keith: HERE COMES MY ACE, BARREL DRAGON! 

He summoned a giant machine with three gun heads! 

Joey: Barrel Dragon? 

Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN! You see Barrel Dragon has three revolver heads, and each cylinder is loaded with three bulets each! It means there's a 50-50 chance at firing! 

(Y/N): I see, it's like Russian Roulette! 

The barrels spun and spun and spun around and around and two of them got hits! 

Keith: THAT'S TWO OUT OF THREE! 


Garoozis and Axe Raider were destroyed! 

Joey: AGH! 

Keith: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Each of the Revolvers have 2500 Attack Points! 

Joey: If that's the way you want to do it, I'll gamble too! WITH TIME WIZARD!!! 

(Y/N): WHOOOOO! 

Ruby: LET'S DO THIS! 

Keith: OH FUCK ME! TIME WIZARD ALREADY?! 

Joey: And that's not all! I'm playing Baby Dragon as well! 

Yami Yugi: Let's hope this works. Joey needs to make sure the time roulette hits the right mark. 

Joey: ALRIGHT! TIME ROULETTE GO! 

The spinner spun and spun and spun! 

Weiss: Come on! 

Tea: Let it be a win! 

(Y/N): No skulls! No skulls! 

And then it stopped and- 

Time Wizard: TIME MAGIC! 

Jeoy: YES! 

Keith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Barrel Dragon rusted away and Baby Dragon turned into Thousand Dragon! 

Joey: Alright! Go Thousand Dragon! Thousand Nose Breath! 

Thousand Dragon destroyed Barrel Dragon! 

Blake: Well done Joey. 

Keith: WHY YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY FOR THAT! 

Keith looked through his deck and found- 

Keith: Perfect! I play the Trap card, TIme Machine! 

Ruby: huh? 

Keith: This card summons a time machine to the board and brings back a monster that I played last turn! 

Barrel Dragon emerged from the time machine! 

Ruby: It's back to normal now! 

Barrel Dragon destroyed Thousand Dragon! 

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Keith: HAHAHAHAHA! How do you like that?! 

Joey: Was this luck or did he know this would happen? 

Keith: I memorized your deck when you were fighting Bonz! You're such an amateur you don't even have any strategy! Read my lips, dumbass! Your deck can't beat mine! 

Joey could only paly monsters in Defense Mode at this point until Kieth summoned another monster! 

Keith: I summon Slot Machine in defense mode! 

Joey kept drawing over and over until- 

Joey: YES! I play one facedown and Red Eyes Black Dragon! 

Ruby: YES! 

(Y/N): Now this is going to be good! 

Keith: At last your best monster shows up! It's still no match for my Barrel Dragon! But I guess it's over for-

Joey: Not so fast Keith! I play the Spell Card, Copycat! And with it, I choose to play your Metalmoprh! Red Eyes Black Dragon becomes Red Eyes Metal Dragon! 

Ruby: YES! 

Weiss: Now Red Eyes is stronger than Barrel Draogn! 

With one flare attack, Red Eyes destroyed Barrel Dragon! 

Joey: You're going back to hell where you belong Keith, just like the devil you are! 

Keith: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING JAPANESE FUCK! 

Joey: I don't have any strategy, and I am an amateur, so why are your lifeoitns decreasing? 

Keith: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

He drew his cards. 

He played a card facedown and- 

Keith: 7 Completed! 

One of the slots on the Slot Machine became a 7! 

Joey: WHAT?! 

Keith: Every time I play this card, a 7 appears on the Slot Machine and its Defense and power go up by three hundred! 

Red Eyes ended up hitting itself. 

Keith: Perfect. 

He then took out two more 7 Completed from his wristebands. 

And then he played the second one. 

Keith: looks like my Slot Machine is getting stronger! This one adds attack points! 

Joey: Is he going to keep increasing his attack points while in Defense Mode? Fine! I play Dragon Nails! This one increase the Attakc Poitns of Red Eyes Metal Dragon by 600! 

Keith: ARGH! FINE! I PLAY ANOTHER 7 COMPLETED! 

Now, Slot Machine and Red Eyes were on equal ground! 

(Y/N): The same attack and Life Points. It all comes down to this! 

Keith: Now I use Pillager! With this I can take a look at your hand! 

Joey: Ugh. Fine. 

Keith: YES! I'll take Sword and Shield! It's over Joey! 

Now Slot Machine was stronger than Red Eyes! 

Blake: NO! JOEY! 

(Y/N): COME ON MAN! 

Joey: I play Graverobber! 

Keith: TOO LATE! I WIN! 

As Slot Machine fired at REd Eyes- 

It turned out Graverobber had Time Machine! 

Keith: NO! MY TIME MACHINE! 

Joey: That's right! And it brings back Red Eyes from the last turn! And he's even stronger than your monster! 

Keith: NO! NO! I CAN'T LOSE! I CAN'T LOSE TO A JAPANESE DOG LIKE YOU! 

Red Eyes destroyed Slot Machine, reducing Keith's Life Points to 0! 

Team (Y/N): YES!!! 

Joey: HELL YEAH!!! I WIN! 

Croquet: THE WINNER IS JOEY WHEELER! 

Keith slammed his fists in defeat angrily! 

Keith: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!! 

(Y/N): Way to go Joey! 

Yang: Heh, you really improved man! Big time! 

Joey: Thanks, but, you guys are my real strength.

(Y/N): No, you had that strength inside of you all along. You did it without our help and won. 

Ruby: Your sister will be able to see the glories of the world soon! 

Joey: I know it's not the end yet. But for me, that felt like my final battle. 

Yami Yugi: Joey, can you leave the rest to me? 

Joey: Yugi, I know you're the only person who can beat Pegasus. I knew that since we got here. But still, can I really weigh you down with my baggage? You're already fighting for yourself and your grandpa! Do you really want to fight for me? 

Yami Yugi: Of course! I'll win because I fight for you! Just like how you do with your sister! 

Joey: Right! 

Joey gave the Honor of the King's Right to Yugi. 

(Y/N): All that's left is him!

Yami Yugi: PEGASUS! LET'S FINISH THIS! 

Pegasus: Very well, Yugi-Boy. Prepare my stage! 

Suit: But Mr. Pegasus, Yugi and Joey still have to- 

Pegasus: There's no point. At this point, I feel like facing Yugi right here and now. 

He then left. 

But then... 

Pegasus came face to face with Keith. 

Keith: PEGASUS! GIVE ME THE PRIZE RIGHT NOW! 

Pegasus: Ha! To see the old Cahmpion sunk to this low, no wonder you lost to the boy who never played a tournament before this weekend. 

Keith: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ONE EYED PIECE OF SHIT! GIVE ME THE PRIZE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! 

He pulled a gun right to Pegasus' head! 

Pegasus: I'm glad you came to face me. According to the regulations, you have to be punished. I saw everything that happened. Did you really think you could get away with cheating in front of me? transferring a card from your wristband to your hand. 

Keith: So? I't legal by my rules! I don't give a shit about the match! 

Pegasus: It seems like yo already lost your duelist's mind when I beat you back in America. Now- 

Pegasus used the power of his Millennium Eye and- 

Keith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Keith's whole entire hand turned into a revolver! 

Keith: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME YOU BAST- 

Pegasus: Get out of my sight. I have a duel to win with Yugi-Boy. 

BANG! 

Keith laid on the floor with a bullet hole through his head. 

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