In America!/Joey vs. Bonz!
Kaiba arrived at Pegasus' Castle at around 2:30 AM!
Suit: Hey, do you see that? It looks like-
Kemo: AGH! IT'S KAIBA!
Kaiba: Get Pegasus! Tell him that Seto Kaiba is here!
The door opened as Croquet appeared.
Croquet: Well, well, Mr. Kaiba, this is a surprise! We weren't expecting you this late!
Kaiba: Hmph, I'm so sorry your spies didn't kill me first!
Croquet: Please, come in.
Croquet led Kaiba into the castle courtyard.
Croquet: This is your second time on the island, correct? That's right I remember. You were here for the party to celebrate the completion of the Battle Box.
Kaiba: Enough with the chit chat, where's Mokuba?!
Croquet: Ah yes, your brother. Why would we kidnap your brother? We haven't seen him around.
Kaiba: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME! I want to talk to Pegasus!
Croquet: I'm afraid that's impossible. Mr. Pegasus is in bed right now. How about this? I'll get you a room for you. Tonight, you can rest, and tomorrow-
Kaiba grabbed him by the collar of his shirt!
Kaiba: I WANT TO SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!
Croquet: Understood. He's right behind the next gate.
But Kaiba saw a lock on the gate with 10 star holes in it!
Kaiba: WHAT?!
Croquet: The only way to get in is to put 10 Star Chips in the mechanism. In other words, only the chosen few who survive the duels are allowed to pass beyond this point. You and I are no exception.
The next day...
Joey: WAKE UP! IT'S MORNING!
Joey made everyone get up.
(Y/N): Geez, Joey, you know people need their beauty sleep, right?
Joey: It's the last day of the tournament! We need to get those Star Chips!
Bakura: Say, I wonder if Kaiba has made it to the castle last night.
(Y/N): He probably won't get far. He needs Star Chips to get into the castle.
Yugi: I wonder how many other duelists are left on the island.
(Y/N): Hmm ... I'd say there were those who were beaten by that Panik guy, plus the ones that were kicked off on the first day. We jut need to be careful.
At the same time...
You guys were being watched by other duelists.
???: Hey, look Bonz, that little one, he's Yugi!
Satake
???: WAIT, AS IN THE YUGI?! KEITH HAS TO NKOW ABOUT THIS!
Bonz
The two ran off to their comrades!
Bonz: KEITH!
???: Well, did you find any targets, my fellow comrades in arms?
Keith Howard (He goes by the alias of Bandit Keith! Formerly the top Duelist in America! He prides himself on being a true American!)
Satake: Yeah, two of them! One of them is that kid, Yugi Muto!
Keith: Who?
Satake: He's the one who beat Seto Kaiba! They say he's a sure thing to get through the tournament and get to the castle!
Keith: Who says? They don't know what they're talking about? I don't give a flying fuck if it's Yugi or whoever! We're going to be the ones going into the castle, boys!
???: You said it, Boss!
Takaido
Takaido: We're so lucky that we met you! You're a real Duel Monsters Pro! With you guiding us, we'll get into the castle!
Keith: Heh, you guys jut keep taking my advice and you don't have anything to worry about. After all, I'm from America, the most powerful country in the world!
Bonz: That's right! You're the best of the best! So we have nothing to worry about!
Keith: Just you wait Pegasus you fucking sissy! I'll make you pay for humiliating me on National TV! I'm going to do this not only as a duelist but as a citizen of the United States of America! Alright, what about the guy that's with Yugi?
Satake: He looks like an amateur!
Keith: Then he'll be our target! We'll lure him away from the others!
Bonz: How do we do that Keith?
Keith: Simple, the entrance to the caves under this island! There's a Duel Box hidden down there like a hidden stage in a video game! And I know a way there!
Takaido: And how do you know about that Boss?
Keith: This island was once occupied by the US Military during a war, and a lot of troops were buried here. It's a graveyard field, perfect for you Bonz!
Bonz: OF COURSE! After all, they don't call me Bonz the Zombie for nothing!
Keith: LET'S DO THIS BOYS!
Bonz, Takaido, and Satake: YEAH!
Back with you guys...
Joey: Uh ... guys.
Blake: What is it Joey?
Joey: I ... have to ... you know.
Ruby: Huh?
(Y/N): Drain your holy rod? Go on.
Joey ran off to go to the bathroom, and he urinated by a bush.
Joey: Ah, much better.
As he pulled his pants up, Takaido and Satake jumped him!
Joey: MMMM!!!
Takaido: HA! WE GOT HIM SATAKE! WE GOT HIM!
Satake: HA! KEITH IS GOING TO BE SO PROUD OF US!
They dragged Joey into the cave!
Takaido: WE GOT HIM BOSS!
Keith: That's good! Now put him in the Duel Box!
They threw Joey in as he saw Bonz.
Bonz: Welcome to the crypt.
Joey: Cr- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
He saw millions of corpses in the area.
Back with Team (Y/N)...
Yugi: Hey, Joey's taking a long time.
Tristan: He's probably going Number Two.
Weiss and Tea: TRISTAN! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Back with Joey...
Bonz: Now get readY! My deck is full of zombies and is waiting to pull the meat from your bones! Now get ready!
But then they saw that Joey was foaming from the mouth and his eyes rolled into the back of his head.
Satake: AGH! KEITH! HE PASSED OUT!
Keith: I thought he'd be worth beating because he was Yugi's friend, but he's a lot wimpier than I thought! That's what differentiates him from an American such as myself! Satake wake him up!
Satake: RIGHT!
Satake punched Joey in the face!
Joey: OW! WHY YOU BASTARD!
Joey punched Satake in the balls, causing him great pain!
Joey: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Bonz: Welcome to the crypt, a hidden Duel Monsters Arena! Hahahahaha! This cave is ahunted by the spirits of soldiers who fought in the pacific war! Now get ready to play!
Joey bet on four Star Chips and Bonz did too!
Joey: I can't run now.
He thought about Kaiba taunting him, but shook it off.
Joey: No, I won't run! BRING IT ON!
They began the game!
Back with the others...
Bakura: 20 minutes have passed.
Yang: Maybe he's lost?
Tristan: No way, Joey is the kind of guy who can tell which street he's on with his nose.
Tea: (sweatdrop) So you're saying he's a dog?
(Y/N): Hmm ... we should look for him.
Yugi: Yeah, let's split up and-
You stopped Yugi.
(Y/N): No, we stick together. I know it could cover more ground if we split up, but splitting up would leave us more vulnerable. Last time Mai and the girls got jumped by that Panik guy, so we can't take any chances.
Ruby: Yeah, he was already freaky enough!
And so the search began!
Back with Joey...
Joey: I summon Axe Raider!
Bonz: HA! Nothing for me to worry about! I summon Medusa's Ghost in-
Keith: Hang on there Bonz!
Bonz: HUH?!
Keith: I want you to play the card on the very left.
He saw the card and-
Bonz: ZANKI TEH SAMURAI?! KEITH HE'S NOT A ZOMBIE MONSTER! I'M GOING TO LOSE!
Keith: Hey, if you listen to me, you can't lose. The American Way is the true way!
Satake: Yeah come on Bonz, we've never lost because of Keith's advice!
Joey: HEY! Why don't you stop asking on your friends for help!
Bonz: Grr! Go Zanki!
Axe Raider destroyed Zanki!
Bonz: NO!
Bonz's Life Points: 1800...
Joey: YES! Come on Uncle Creepy, play your next card!
Bonz tried to look for a zombie card, but-
Keith: Play the second card from the left.
Bonz: CRAWLING DRAGON?!
Keith: It's part of the strategy. Just trust the American Way, and you'll win!
Bonz: I play Crawling Dragon in Defense Mode!
Joey: And my Axe Raider destroys your Crawling Dragon!
Bonz: FINE! PLAY CRASS CLOWN!
Joey: Oh yeah? I play Flame Swordsman!
Flame Swordsman destroys Crass Clown!
Bonz: NO!
Joey: OH YEAH! I'M GOING TO WIN! You know, I've usually relied on my friends because I wasn't confident in my own skills, but this time I'm going to win on my own! Hey losers, after I beat your friend, how about I take you all on?
Bonz looked through his deck over and over and-
Bonz: AHA! Now I get it! Keith you really are a genius!
Keith: DO IT BONZ!
Bonz: It's over! I play Call of the Haunted!
Joey: Call of the Say What?
Bonz: This card revives most of the monsters that were sent to the Graveyard as Zombie Monsters!
Soon Zanki, Crawling Dragon, and Crass Clown appeared as Zombie Monsters! And their attacks were boosted!
Joey: Oh shit.
They destroyed Axe Raider!
Joey: DAMN IT!
Bonz: HAHAHAHA! How do you like that? All of my monsters have come back thanks to Call of the Haunted! There's nothing you can do now!
Joey: What am I going to do? How can I beat monsters that are already dead?
Bonz: Come on! I'm waiting! Unless you're scared! Are you going to start foaming form the mouth again?
Joey: WHAT?! I'm a real duelist and a real duelist doesn't run from zombies! I'll make you bozos foam at the mouth! GET READY FOR THIS! I SUMMON GAROOZIS! NOW GAROOZIS, ATTACK THE CLOWN!
Garoozis destroys the undead clown!
Joey: YEAH!
Bonz: HA! Sorry but as long as Call of the Hunated is active, my monsters keep coming back!
The clown came back!
Joey: IT CAME BACK?!
Bonz: Oh, and another thing, every time one of my monsters come back, their attack increases by 10%!
Joey: (gulp)
THe Clown destroys Garoozis!
Joey: AGH!
Joey's Life Poitns: 1530...
Joey: Crap! So even if I beat them, they come back stronger? How can I beat these guys? If I lose, I'm out of that game!
Kaiba's Words: Face it Wheeler you're nothing but a loser!
But Joey thought about Serenity.
Joey: I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE! NOT WHEN MY LITTLE SISTER IS COUNTING ON ME!
Then he thought about his friends.
Joey: I can do this! I'll stake my life on this next card!
He drew his next card and saw-
Joey: YES! I PLAY TIME WIZARD!
Bonz: WHAT?!
Keith: TIME WIZARD?! THIS LOSER HAS TIME WIZARD?!
Joey: COME ON BABY!
The TIme roulette spun and spun and spun and-
Joey: NO!
It hit the skull!
A space vortex appeared sucking in both the wizard and Flame Swordsman!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey was now down to 630 Life Points!
Bonz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Joey: Okay, I want to know something, who are you and how do you know so much about Duel Monsters?
Keith: My name is Bandit Keith, and I am a proud American! Former Duel Monsters Champ too!
Joey: WAIT! YOU'RE THE GUY WHO LOST TO PEGASUS! KAIBA TOLD ME ABOUT YOU!
Keith: That's right! I'm teaching these guys the best strategies as duelists!
Takaido: Yeah, after you lose, we're going straight to Pegasus' Castle!
Keith: After I beat someone, they never play Duel Monsters or any card game again! Why? Because I beat them so bad, that the mere sight of a card brings back memories of me! Now Bonz, play the Ghost King!
Bonz: YES! I summon the Pumpking! THE KING OF GHOSTS!
He summoned a giant pumpkin monster!
Joey: WHAT THE?! That's one ugly Pumpkin!
Bonz: You see this monster has a body that's nothing but a giant sac of ectoplasm! Every turn, he feeds the undead energy, raising their attack by 10%!
Joey: E-Every turn?
Pumpking powered up the samurai, dragon, and clown zombies!
Joey had no choice but to keep playing monsters in Defense Mode to buy time!
Back with the others...
You were sensing out Joey and Yugi transformed into Yami Yugi.
Yami Yugi: I have a feeling Joey is nearby.
(Y/N): So do I! He's this way!
You ran in the direction of the cave!
Tea: Wait, (Y/N), you know where he is?
(Y/N): He's in a nearby cave! Over there!
You pointed to the cave where Takaido and Satake dragged Joey!
Ruby: Hang on Joey!
Back with Joey...
Joey: There's gotta be a way to beat this guy! But how? There has to be some way ...
Bonz: GOT YOU! I play the Magic Card, Stop Defense!
Joey: WHAT?!
Joey's monsters would be forced into Attack Mode!
Joey: Come on! There's got to be something here! Come on! Come on!
He pulled out Red Eyes!
Joey: YES! I SUMMON RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!
Keith: WHAT?! RED EYES?! YOU HAVE TIME WIZARD AND RED EYES BLACK DRAGON?!
Joey: I've already come this far, so I can't run! If I can't use my cards to defend, I'll go out in a blaze of glory!
Bonz: NO! RED EYES IS STRONGER THAN PUMPKING!
Joey: GO RED EYES!
Red Eyes unleashed a massive flame breath, and destroyed Pumpking!
Bonz: NO!
Joey: Now your zombies can't escape from the attack express here!
Bonz: Yeah? Well my monsters are still stronger than yours!
The Dragon Zombie destroys Red Eyes!
Joey: ARGH!
He then looked through his cards over and over. And then he saw-
Joey: Shield and Sword? HA! This Magic Card can swap the Attack Points with the Defense Points! Guess I have no other choice!
He played King Fu Fighter in Attack Mode and-
Joey: With Kung Fu Fighter, I play the Magic Card, Shield and Sword!
Bonz: NO! NOT THAT CARD!
All of the zombies' monsters had their attack put to 0!
Keith: DAMN IT! THIS CAN'T BE!
Joey: HAHAHAHA! Now go back to the movies, you zombie freaks!
Kung Fu Fighter destroyed all of Bonz's monsters!
Bonz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bonz was defeated.
Keith: BONZ! YOU IDIOT!
At that moment, you all found Joey!
(Y/N): JOEY?!
Yami Yugi: Joey, are you okay? Joey: Oh, you guys! Hey, I won! On my own too!
Ruby: Whew, you had us worried Buddy!
Weiss: Hmph, good work.
Joey: And even better!
Joey now had 8 Star Chips!
Joey: Oh you guys should have seen it! It was awesome!
Tristan: You know, this steak of good luck is something to think about. Do you ever worry that since you came to this island, you've used up your good luck for your whole life?
Joey: HEY! WATCH IT TRISTAN!
(Y/N): Great job Joey!
Keith: Come on guys, let's blow this taco stand.
Keith and his minions were sneaking off.
Joey: KEITH!
Keith: Shit.
(Y/N): WAIT, KEITH?! BANDIT KEITH!?
Blake: He's the same one from Kaiba's story!
Keith: Yeah, so what? Did you want an autograph? Sorry losers, but Americans like me have standards to live by.
Yang: Dude, you make your country look shitty. Joey, did he-
Joey: Yeah, he had two of his goons capture me like a pack of hyenas!
(Y/N): ASSHOLE! YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL YOURSELF A DUELIST!
Keith: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO PLAY, YOU SHITTY KID! Card games are about outwitting your opponent! And that starts even before the game! So don't talk about as if you know anything! Why don't you stop pretending to be a nice guy, then the prizes and glory will come your way!
He then opened his jacket to reveal a bunch of decks!
Ruby: Those are- SO MANY DECKS!
Keith: Yep! I've got a deck to beat any poor sucker who duels me!
Yami Yugi: Keith, isnt' there a rule that you can only bring 40 cards to the island?
Tea: Yeah! That's cheating!
Keith: Actually, I'm not officially in this tournament, so the rules don't apply to me!
Ruby: You jerk! You're not only a bully, but you're also a criminal too!
Keith: Call it what you want, bitch, but I'll do whatever it takes to get to Pegasus! Smell ya later! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They then walked off.
Yami Yugi: Keith, you should know that the Pride of the Duelist is the rule on this island!
Keith: Yeah, sure, you stupid goth wannabe.
They then disappeared.
(Y/N): Okay, ignoring the asshole and his cronies, let's get out of here!
You all ran for the exit, but it was soon blocked off by a bunch of rocks!
(Y/N): Oh you got to be kidding me! KEITH!
Keith and his gang sealed the exit!
Joey: WHY THAT ASSHOLE! I'll get him if it's the last thing I do!
Outside...
Bonz: Whew, that takes care of them.
Keith: Yeah, now to tie up lose ends.
Keith punched Bonz in the gut!
Bonz: AGH!
Keith: Thanks for losing to the newbie!
Bonz: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I just did what you said!
Keith: THEN WHY DID YOU LOSE?!
He beat the shit out of Bonz!
Keith: Takaido, Satake, how many star chips do you have?
Takaido and Satake: Five.
Keith: Thanks, boys!
He beat them both up!
Keith now had 10 Star Chips.
Keith: And with that, I solemnly swear as an American that I will defeat Pegasus!
He headed to the castle!
Back with Team (Y/N)...
You all explored the caves and found what seemed to be a temple with a hexagonal table with four chairs!
Yang: What's going on here?
(Y/N): I feel like the last of the Industrial Illusions Duelists are here.
???: That's right.
???2: Now prepare to feel our might!
Two figures appeared through somersaults!
???: I am Para-
???2: And I am Dox-
???1 and ???2: AND WE ARE THE PARADOX BROTHERS!
Paradox Brothers (Para and Dox! The last two of the Industrial Illusions Duelists! They are the guardians of the Caves!)
Dox: Look Brother, there are travelers lost in the maze.
Para: Yes Brother, it wouldn't be a maze if people didn't get lost!
(Y/N): So, the last of Pegasus' Minions.
Ruby: Frankly, they look nicer than that ventriloquist guy and that Panik jerk!
Dox: Have you come to ask us to find the right path?
Para: Well if you want to find the answer-
Paradox Brothers: You will have to defeat us in a duel!
Weiss: Well, looks like it's up to both of you.
Yami Yugi: Let's go Joey!
Joey: Alright Buddy! Let's do this!
Yugi and Joey prepared to face the Paradox Brothers!
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