Androids 17 and 18!


Vegeta: HELLO!? COME OUT COWARD! OLLY OLLY OXEN BITCH! 

Vegeta was searching for Android 20. 

20: Okay, this isn't so bad. I just need to be careful not to- 

Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK! 

20: SHIT! 

He absorbed the attack. 

Vegeta: HA! I GOT YOU NOW! 

Vegeta went for the old man, only for him to disappear. 

20: Okay, as long as it's jut Vegeta, then- 

You appeared before him. 

(Y/N): 

https://youtu.be/eaEMSKzqGAg

20: DAMN IT! 

He tried to run, but Yang appeared. 

Yang: Going somewhere Old Man? 

20: 

https://youtu.be/wtdC_Izb4Xs

(Y/N): Hey, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, want to go nuts on this guy? 

Team RWBY: YEAH!/It would be a pleasure./After what they did to Goku, he's asking for it./LET'S BEAT AN OLD MAN TO DEATH! 

Vegeta: Oh great, just what I needed, you and your women doing the work I started. 

Ruby: Hey Vegeta, why don't you go and be a jerk somewhere else. 

Blake: Yeah, or (Y/N) can beat your ass over again. 

Vegeta: Tch, I don't take orders from human filth like you. 

20: No matter, I can sti- 

He then saw several Rubies. 

Ruby Clone: Hey, which one is the real one! 

20: Oh you got to be kidding me! 

He tried to grab one, but grabbed a fake and then- 

Ruby: SPEED SCYTHE! 

She used her laser cannon mode on her scythe and then- 

Ruby: EAT THIS! 

She slammed him into the ground! 

20: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

As the old android got up, he was met with- 

Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: DEMON BRICK FIST: CRIMSON OVERDRIVE! 

20: ARGH! 

He was not getting a chance to attack as you then appeared with- 

(Y/N): SOLAR FLARE! 

20: MY EYES! 

Weiss and Blake: KA ... ME ... HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Soon... 

Trunks was seen nearby. 

Trunks: I don't see Dad, or anyone else around here. Was I too late? Or- 

He sensed Chi nearby. 

Trunks: THAT'S DAD! 

He raced over. 

At the same time, Bulma was in her flying car with Yajirobe and Baby Trunks. 

Bulma: They have to be there where that explosion was! 

Yajirobe: You really want to go into a place where there are explosions and stuff like that? Besides, your boyfriend can bench press like several things at the same time. And- WHOA! 

Trunks flew by. 

Bulma: HEY! That's Trunks from the future! He's probably going to fight! 

Trunks then saw the remains of Android 19. 

Trunks: Wait, this isn't one of the Androids! What's going on here?! 

Bak with you guys... 

Android 20 was in the ground badly damaged. 

(Y/N): Wow, I expected a bigger threat. 

Ruby: We're actually winning this! The world is going to be safe! 

Weiss: We didn't even need Goku's help too! 

20: Damn it all to hell! I'm losing to children! 

(Y/N): Well, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and I are 20 years old, and Ruby is going to turn 18 soon. 

20: DON'T START GETTING INTO SCHEMANTICS! 

Vegeta: Hey, do you want to finish him off now or should I do it? 

Yang: Yeah, why don't you go SSJ2 first? Oh right, you can't do that. 

Vegeta: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 

Trunks then appeared. 

Ruby: TRUNKS! HIYA TRUNKS! 

Trunks: Uh ... h-hi Aunt Ruby. 

(Y/N): AUNT?! Wait- 

Ruby: Oh! Oops! 

(Y/N): Wait a second. 

You remembered Baby Trunks' appearance. 

(Y/N): OH MY GOD! I HAVE A SON! TRUNKS IS MY SON! 

Trunks: Well, I guess the cat's out of the- 

You hugged him! 

(Y/N): OH MY GOD! ERI AND ANYA HAVE A BIG BROTHER! THIS IS AMAZING! SOMEONE THEY CAN LOOK UP TO! 

Trunks: (blushing in embarrassment) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! 

Vegeta: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THE BRAT FROM THE FUTURE IS (L/N)'S SON?! 

(Y/N): Don't worry Trunks, we got this covered. 

Trunks: Uh ... Dad ... I don't know how to tell you this, but ... that's not one of the Androids. 

(Y/N): Huh? 

Ruby: WHAT?! 

Weiss: So- 

Vegeta: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! 

Blake: Wait, if Android 19 and Android 20 weren't the Androids you were talking about then who- 

???: THERE THEY ARE! 

(Y/N): Wait, is that Bulma? 

Bulma: That has to be them! 

Yajirobe: BULMA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FREAKING MIND?! WE GOT THE KID HERE! 

Bulma: It's fine, (Y/N) is here, he won't let anything happen to us. 

20: HA! I MAY BE BEATEN! BUT 17 AND 18 WILL BE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU! 

He fired an energy blast and destroyed Bulma's car! 

(Y/N): BULMA!! 

Trunks: MOM! 

You and Trunks rescued Bulma and Baby Trunks respectively! 

(Y/N): You okay Babe? 

Bulma: Y-Yeah, thanks Honey. 

Trunks: That was too close. 

Android 20 escaped in the confusion. 

Yang: Hey, are you guys okay? 

Bulma: Yeah, never felt better. 

Trunks gave his baby self to Bulma. 

(Y/N): You even got my speed! 

Trunks: As much as I appreciate you being proud of me, we have t- 

Vegeta: YOU FUCKING SCREW UPS! YOU LET THEM ESCAPE! 

Trunks: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! WE WERE ONLY DOING THE- 

Vegeta: SHUT UP YOU UNWANTED BASTARD! THIS IS WHY YOU WANNABE SUPER SAIYANS DISGRACE MY LINEAGE! YOUR NEED TO BE SENTIMENTAL AND KIND-HEARTED CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR! AN- 

You punched Vegeta into the ground! 

(Y/N): VEGETA! NEVER TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT! 

Vegeta: (L/N) ... you ... the more you talk ... the more ... I hate you! 

(Y/N): Yeah, keep talking. 

Bulma: Uh ... why was Dr. Gero here? 

Everyone: HUH?! 

Ruby: Bulma, did you say- 

Weiss: THAT ANDROID IS DR. GERO?! AS IN DR. GERO OF THE RED RIBBON ARMY!? 

Yang: I can't believe Eighter was made by that old asshole. 

Ruby: How did you realize it? 

Bulma: I've seen his picture before! He's pretty famous among scientists. 

(Y/N): So, the old fuck turned himself into an android to live forever. 

Trunks: History must have changed somehow. It must be a side effect of me coming to the past before. 

Blake: 17 and 18 must be the Androids from your timeline. What do they look like Trunks? 

Trunks: 17 is a man with long black hair and a bandanna around his neck. And 18 is a beautiful girl with clothes like mine, and both of them wear earrings. 

Krillin overheard it. 

Krillin: A GIRL?! 

Yang: Easy there Krillin. 

(Y/N): Can they drain energy too? 

Trunks: No, they have infinity energy. 

Yang: Shit, they don't run out? Oh well, with (Y/N) here, he will kick their asses easily. 

Trunks: Hey Dad, why isn't Goku here? 

(Y/N): The Heart Virus kicked in, so Yamcha took him home. Bulma, do you know where Gero's lab is? 

Bulma: I think it was in the mountains by North City. There was a rumor that he converted a cave into a lab, if he hasn't moved that is. I didn't even know he was connected to the Red Ribbon Army. 

Weiss: They were known for attracting the scum of the earth. General Blue and Mercenary Tao are two examples. 

(Y/N): Yeah, for sure. 

(Y/N): Okay, let's go to his lab now! Oh, and by the way, Bulma, this is our son, Trunks! 

Bulma: WH-WHAT?! 

(Y/N): Yeah, Trunks is our son! 

Trunks: Uh ... h-hi ... Mom. 

Bulma: AWWWWWWWWWW! HE'S GOING TO BE A TOTAL CUTIE WHEN HE GROWS UP! 

Trunks was getting even more embarrassed. 

Trunks: (screaming into his hands). 

Blake: Yep, he's definitely (Y/N)'s son. 

(Y/N): Okay, let's get going before Vegeta- 

Vegeta: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! 

(Y/N): Oh fuck me. Let's go! 

You all take off.. 

Bulma: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?! 

(Y/N): Gohan! 

Gohan came back. 

Gohan: Okay, hang on you two, I- 

???: WAIT! Does anyone have a phone?! 

Yajirobe appeared from the rubble. 

Gohan: Oh, Yajirobe, you're okay! 

Yajirobe: Yes, I'm okay! Now I need to make a call to Korrin! 

Later... 

Gero found himself going to a cave near North City. 

Gero: At last! I made it! 

He quickly inputted his password and broke in. 

Gero: Looks like I have no choice. 

He activated one pod and out came Android 17! 

Android 17

17: Hello Dr. Gero, how are you today? 

Gero: Well, that's new. He- 

17: Oh, I'm just messing with you! What's up Doc? 

Gero: Oh, that's more like him. Hello 17. 

17: You must be in really big shit to be waking us up. And I mean really really big sht. So, are you going to wake my sister up too? 

Gero: Of course. I need both of you for this. 

He then woke up 18. 

Android 18 

18: Hello Dr. Gero, how are- 

17: Already did it. 

18: WHAT?! YOU DICK! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TOGETHER! 

17: Yeah, but I couldn't help myself. 

18: Ugh, whatever. What do you want, Doc? 

Gero: Well, (Y/N) (L/N) and his comrades are currently coming for us!

18: In deep shit? 

17: Yep! 

Gero: Yes, it turns out 19 wasn't enough to- 

18: 19? You made another one? 

17: Wait wait wait ... was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke. 

18: Well, apparently it was. It's dead. 

17: Most of his creations are pretty shotty if you ask me. Might I bring up Android 13? 

Gero: I was going through a phase, alright? 

(Y/N): This must be it! 

Yang: Okay! I'll bust down the door! 

Gero: Ha! They won't know what- 

17 then took a remote from Gero! 

Gero: WHAT?! 

17: Say, this wouldn't happen to be the controller with our emergency suspension switch right? 

He destroyed it. 

Gero: IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A- AAAAAAAAARGH! 

17 punched him. 

17: We're through with being your puppets, old man! 

Suddenly the door burst down with you, Team RWBY, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, Tien, and Krillin there. 

(Y/N): Hey Trunks, are they the right ones? 

Trunks: That's them alright, Dad. 

Ruby: So, those two are 17 and 18. 

Krillin: (blushing) Uh ... 18 looks super hot! 

Weiss: KRILLIN! 

Krillin: WHAT?! She does okay? 

18: (blushing) Uh ... who said- 

She saw Krillin. 

18: Heh, he's pretty cute. 

Gero: KILL THEM! COME ON! 

17: Yeah, no. 

Gero: WHAT?! WHY?! 

17: You took our lives from us. We never asked to be your slaves. We're doing what we want. And mass genocide isn't something we signed up for. 

18: Hey, waht's up with this one. 

18 looked at a capsule that said 16. 

Gero: NO! HE'S NOT MADE FOR COMBAT! YOU'LL GET HIM KILLED! 

17: Wow, you are such a fucking hypocrite. 

Gero: HOW DARE YOU! I GAVE YOU ALL LIFE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU- 

17 stabbed Gero in the chest! 

17: You stole our normal lives from us, did you really think we weren't going to be okay with that? 

Gero: How dare- 

17 then kicked Gero's head off and crushed it! 

Everyone: WHOA! 

17: Piece of shit Old Geezer! 

17 spit on him. 

Yang: Well, that just happened. 

Ruby: Maybe they're not so bad after all! Didn't you hear what they said? 

Weiss: Ruby, you heard what Trunks said! We have to- 

18: 17! 

17: SHIT! 

The moment that they saw a moment of hostility, they blasted you guys and took off with 16's capsule! 

Soon... 

17: That was too close. 

18: On the bright side, we got the world to ourselves now! 

17: Heh, you've always been talking about that over and over, Sis. Also, I saw the eyes you were making at that midget. 

18: What? You expect me to be disgusted at him because he's short? Societal definitions of beauty are BS. 

17: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad, you could just date a black guy.

18: Oh my god. 

17: Oh right, they're dead. 

18: OH MY GOD! 


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