Androids 17 and 18!
Vegeta: HELLO!? COME OUT COWARD! OLLY OLLY OXEN BITCH!
Vegeta was searching for Android 20.
20: Okay, this isn't so bad. I just need to be careful not to-
Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!
20: SHIT!
He absorbed the attack.
Vegeta: HA! I GOT YOU NOW!
Vegeta went for the old man, only for him to disappear.
20: Okay, as long as it's jut Vegeta, then-
You appeared before him.
(Y/N):
https://youtu.be/eaEMSKzqGAg
20: DAMN IT!
He tried to run, but Yang appeared.
Yang: Going somewhere Old Man?
20:
https://youtu.be/wtdC_Izb4Xs
(Y/N): Hey, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, want to go nuts on this guy?
Team RWBY: YEAH!/It would be a pleasure./After what they did to Goku, he's asking for it./LET'S BEAT AN OLD MAN TO DEATH!
Vegeta: Oh great, just what I needed, you and your women doing the work I started.
Ruby: Hey Vegeta, why don't you go and be a jerk somewhere else.
Blake: Yeah, or (Y/N) can beat your ass over again.
Vegeta: Tch, I don't take orders from human filth like you.
20: No matter, I can sti-
He then saw several Rubies.
Ruby Clone: Hey, which one is the real one!
20: Oh you got to be kidding me!
He tried to grab one, but grabbed a fake and then-
Ruby: SPEED SCYTHE!
She used her laser cannon mode on her scythe and then-
Ruby: EAT THIS!
She slammed him into the ground!
20: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
As the old android got up, he was met with-
Yang: FISHMAN KARATE: DEMON BRICK FIST: CRIMSON OVERDRIVE!
20: ARGH!
He was not getting a chance to attack as you then appeared with-
(Y/N): SOLAR FLARE!
20: MY EYES!
Weiss and Blake: KA ... ME ... HA ... ME ... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Soon...
Trunks was seen nearby.
Trunks: I don't see Dad, or anyone else around here. Was I too late? Or-
He sensed Chi nearby.
Trunks: THAT'S DAD!
He raced over.
At the same time, Bulma was in her flying car with Yajirobe and Baby Trunks.
Bulma: They have to be there where that explosion was!
Yajirobe: You really want to go into a place where there are explosions and stuff like that? Besides, your boyfriend can bench press like several things at the same time. And- WHOA!
Trunks flew by.
Bulma: HEY! That's Trunks from the future! He's probably going to fight!
Trunks then saw the remains of Android 19.
Trunks: Wait, this isn't one of the Androids! What's going on here?!
Bak with you guys...
Android 20 was in the ground badly damaged.
(Y/N): Wow, I expected a bigger threat.
Ruby: We're actually winning this! The world is going to be safe!
Weiss: We didn't even need Goku's help too!
20: Damn it all to hell! I'm losing to children!
(Y/N): Well, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and I are 20 years old, and Ruby is going to turn 18 soon.
20: DON'T START GETTING INTO SCHEMANTICS!
Vegeta: Hey, do you want to finish him off now or should I do it?
Yang: Yeah, why don't you go SSJ2 first? Oh right, you can't do that.
Vegeta: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Trunks then appeared.
Ruby: TRUNKS! HIYA TRUNKS!
Trunks: Uh ... h-hi Aunt Ruby.
(Y/N): AUNT?! Wait-
Ruby: Oh! Oops!
(Y/N): Wait a second.
You remembered Baby Trunks' appearance.
(Y/N): OH MY GOD! I HAVE A SON! TRUNKS IS MY SON!
Trunks: Well, I guess the cat's out of the-
You hugged him!
(Y/N): OH MY GOD! ERI AND ANYA HAVE A BIG BROTHER! THIS IS AMAZING! SOMEONE THEY CAN LOOK UP TO!
Trunks: (blushing in embarrassment) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Vegeta: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THE BRAT FROM THE FUTURE IS (L/N)'S SON?!
(Y/N): Don't worry Trunks, we got this covered.
Trunks: Uh ... Dad ... I don't know how to tell you this, but ... that's not one of the Androids.
(Y/N): Huh?
Ruby: WHAT?!
Weiss: So-
Vegeta: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Blake: Wait, if Android 19 and Android 20 weren't the Androids you were talking about then who-
???: THERE THEY ARE!
(Y/N): Wait, is that Bulma?
Bulma: That has to be them!
Yajirobe: BULMA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FREAKING MIND?! WE GOT THE KID HERE!
Bulma: It's fine, (Y/N) is here, he won't let anything happen to us.
20: HA! I MAY BE BEATEN! BUT 17 AND 18 WILL BE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU!
He fired an energy blast and destroyed Bulma's car!
(Y/N): BULMA!!
Trunks: MOM!
You and Trunks rescued Bulma and Baby Trunks respectively!
(Y/N): You okay Babe?
Bulma: Y-Yeah, thanks Honey.
Trunks: That was too close.
Android 20 escaped in the confusion.
Yang: Hey, are you guys okay?
Bulma: Yeah, never felt better.
Trunks gave his baby self to Bulma.
(Y/N): You even got my speed!
Trunks: As much as I appreciate you being proud of me, we have t-
Vegeta: YOU FUCKING SCREW UPS! YOU LET THEM ESCAPE!
Trunks: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! WE WERE ONLY DOING THE-
Vegeta: SHUT UP YOU UNWANTED BASTARD! THIS IS WHY YOU WANNABE SUPER SAIYANS DISGRACE MY LINEAGE! YOUR NEED TO BE SENTIMENTAL AND KIND-HEARTED CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR! AN-
You punched Vegeta into the ground!
(Y/N): VEGETA! NEVER TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT!
Vegeta: (L/N) ... you ... the more you talk ... the more ... I hate you!
(Y/N): Yeah, keep talking.
Bulma: Uh ... why was Dr. Gero here?
Everyone: HUH?!
Ruby: Bulma, did you say-
Weiss: THAT ANDROID IS DR. GERO?! AS IN DR. GERO OF THE RED RIBBON ARMY!?
Yang: I can't believe Eighter was made by that old asshole.
Ruby: How did you realize it?
Bulma: I've seen his picture before! He's pretty famous among scientists.
(Y/N): So, the old fuck turned himself into an android to live forever.
Trunks: History must have changed somehow. It must be a side effect of me coming to the past before.
Blake: 17 and 18 must be the Androids from your timeline. What do they look like Trunks?
Trunks: 17 is a man with long black hair and a bandanna around his neck. And 18 is a beautiful girl with clothes like mine, and both of them wear earrings.
Krillin overheard it.
Krillin: A GIRL?!
Yang: Easy there Krillin.
(Y/N): Can they drain energy too?
Trunks: No, they have infinity energy.
Yang: Shit, they don't run out? Oh well, with (Y/N) here, he will kick their asses easily.
Trunks: Hey Dad, why isn't Goku here?
(Y/N): The Heart Virus kicked in, so Yamcha took him home. Bulma, do you know where Gero's lab is?
Bulma: I think it was in the mountains by North City. There was a rumor that he converted a cave into a lab, if he hasn't moved that is. I didn't even know he was connected to the Red Ribbon Army.
Weiss: They were known for attracting the scum of the earth. General Blue and Mercenary Tao are two examples.
(Y/N): Yeah, for sure.
(Y/N): Okay, let's go to his lab now! Oh, and by the way, Bulma, this is our son, Trunks!
Bulma: WH-WHAT?!
(Y/N): Yeah, Trunks is our son!
Trunks: Uh ... h-hi ... Mom.
Bulma: AWWWWWWWWWW! HE'S GOING TO BE A TOTAL CUTIE WHEN HE GROWS UP!
Trunks was getting even more embarrassed.
Trunks: (screaming into his hands).
Blake: Yep, he's definitely (Y/N)'s son.
(Y/N): Okay, let's get going before Vegeta-
Vegeta: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
(Y/N): Oh fuck me. Let's go!
You all take off..
Bulma: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?!
(Y/N): Gohan!
Gohan came back.
Gohan: Okay, hang on you two, I-
???: WAIT! Does anyone have a phone?!
Yajirobe appeared from the rubble.
Gohan: Oh, Yajirobe, you're okay!
Yajirobe: Yes, I'm okay! Now I need to make a call to Korrin!
Later...
Gero found himself going to a cave near North City.
Gero: At last! I made it!
He quickly inputted his password and broke in.
Gero: Looks like I have no choice.
He activated one pod and out came Android 17!
Android 17
17: Hello Dr. Gero, how are you today?
Gero: Well, that's new. He-
17: Oh, I'm just messing with you! What's up Doc?
Gero: Oh, that's more like him. Hello 17.
17: You must be in really big shit to be waking us up. And I mean really really big sht. So, are you going to wake my sister up too?
Gero: Of course. I need both of you for this.
He then woke up 18.
Android 18
18: Hello Dr. Gero, how are-
17: Already did it.
18: WHAT?! YOU DICK! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TOGETHER!
17: Yeah, but I couldn't help myself.
18: Ugh, whatever. What do you want, Doc?
Gero: Well, (Y/N) (L/N) and his comrades are currently coming for us!
18: In deep shit?
17: Yep!
Gero: Yes, it turns out 19 wasn't enough to-
18: 19? You made another one?
17: Wait wait wait ... was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke.
18: Well, apparently it was. It's dead.
17: Most of his creations are pretty shotty if you ask me. Might I bring up Android 13?
Gero: I was going through a phase, alright?
(Y/N): This must be it!
Yang: Okay! I'll bust down the door!
Gero: Ha! They won't know what-
17 then took a remote from Gero!
Gero: WHAT?!
17: Say, this wouldn't happen to be the controller with our emergency suspension switch right?
He destroyed it.
Gero: IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A- AAAAAAAAARGH!
17 punched him.
17: We're through with being your puppets, old man!
Suddenly the door burst down with you, Team RWBY, Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, Tien, and Krillin there.
(Y/N): Hey Trunks, are they the right ones?
Trunks: That's them alright, Dad.
Ruby: So, those two are 17 and 18.
Krillin: (blushing) Uh ... 18 looks super hot!
Weiss: KRILLIN!
Krillin: WHAT?! She does okay?
18: (blushing) Uh ... who said-
She saw Krillin.
18: Heh, he's pretty cute.
Gero: KILL THEM! COME ON!
17: Yeah, no.
Gero: WHAT?! WHY?!
17: You took our lives from us. We never asked to be your slaves. We're doing what we want. And mass genocide isn't something we signed up for.
18: Hey, waht's up with this one.
18 looked at a capsule that said 16.
Gero: NO! HE'S NOT MADE FOR COMBAT! YOU'LL GET HIM KILLED!
17: Wow, you are such a fucking hypocrite.
Gero: HOW DARE YOU! I GAVE YOU ALL LIFE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU-
17 stabbed Gero in the chest!
17: You stole our normal lives from us, did you really think we weren't going to be okay with that?
Gero: How dare-
17 then kicked Gero's head off and crushed it!
Everyone: WHOA!
17: Piece of shit Old Geezer!
17 spit on him.
Yang: Well, that just happened.
Ruby: Maybe they're not so bad after all! Didn't you hear what they said?
Weiss: Ruby, you heard what Trunks said! We have to-
18: 17!
17: SHIT!
The moment that they saw a moment of hostility, they blasted you guys and took off with 16's capsule!
Soon...
17: That was too close.
18: On the bright side, we got the world to ourselves now!
17: Heh, you've always been talking about that over and over, Sis. Also, I saw the eyes you were making at that midget.
18: What? You expect me to be disgusted at him because he's short? Societal definitions of beauty are BS.
17: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad, you could just date a black guy.
18: Oh my god.
17: Oh right, they're dead.
18: OH MY GOD!
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