You and Weiss were at a fancy restaurant that you had planned a reservation for. 

Weiss: So, Krillin actually did it? 

(Y/N): Yep. Told me himself. He and Android 18. 

Weiss: Geez. Well, if they're happy together, then I guess I can't complain. 

(Y/N): Oh, and you look lovely in that new outfit I got for you. 

Weiss: Eh, I don't really look that special. 

(Y/N): Well, you don't need to doubt yourself my Ice Queen. 

Later... 

You both took your seats with Krillin and 18. 

18: So, I'm not going to lie, this is the first time I've ever gone on a date with someone AFTER banging them. 

Weiss: YOU SERIOUSLY DID IT?! 

Krillin: Yep! 

(Y/N): No way! Man, Krillin must have it loaded despite being well- 

Weiss: The size of a gopher? 

(Y/N): Yeah. 

Krillin: Well ... this isn't the first time. Last time I went on a date ... I ... got screwed afterward. 

18: Oof. Sounds rough. 

Krillin:  Ehh, if I've learned anything in life, it's that you take the good with the bad.

(Y/N): Honestly, that's a great thing to know in life. And you guys don't need to worry about sharing the bill- 

Weiss: It's true, we're both really loaded. 

18: It's fine. I'm mad liquid myself. 

(Y/N), Weiss, and Krillin: SERIOUSLY?! 

18: HAHAHAHAHAHA! No!  When Dr. Gero kidnapped me, I had sixteen hundred zeni, a joint, and a Spencer's gift card in my wallet.

Krillin: Oh my God! 

18: Oh shit, was that oversharing? 

Krillin: No, I- I'm sorry that happened to you. 

18: Hey, if it never did, I wouldn't have met you. Also, I wouldn't be able to bench press a literal building, so... good with the bad.

Weiss: That is true. 

The waiter then appeared. 

Waiter: Good evening, I'm Samuel, and I'll be your server for tonight. Here's the drink menu, and let me start you off with some water. Sparkling or still? 

(Y/N): Sparkling. 

Weiss and 18: Sparkling. 

Krillin: Ooh, sparkling. I'll take- 

Samuel: Wonderful! I'll be back soon. In the meantime, definitely take a look at those appetizers. I suggest the clams. They go down smooth.

He then walks away

(Y/N): (looks at waiter and back) He was hitting on you both! Did you notice that? 

Weiss: It's fine (Y/N). That guy is a loser. 

Krillin: I was never into clams myself.

18: You definitely don't seem like a shellfish guy. 

Krillin: ... WAS THAT A PUN?! 

18: No, you're right, you do look like a shrimp. 

(Y/N) and Weiss: HA! 

Krillin: OH MY GOD! 

18: Sorry, but it was right there. 

Krillin: Honestly, I was not expecting a sense of humor from you. 

Weiss: Okay, honestly (Y/N), I think she is the best type of girl for him. 

(Y/N): Yeah, she's strong and beautiful, and well ... look at her! 

Samuel returns. 

Samuel: Hey there, have we had a chance to look at the menu? 

Krillin: Oh, maybe we should do dessert over apps. 'cause this white chocolate souffle sounds amazing!

He starts talking a lot. 

Krillin: You know what, could we get the regular chocolate because I'm really not fan of white chocolate. Like it's not really chocolate, right? It's just extra sugar without any of the health benefits...

Samuel then went to 18. 

Samuel: You know, we actually have a special today: tornado rossini on dried fruit brioche with Madero wine sauce, and- 

He puts a piece of paper on the table. 

Samuel: My number. 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Weiss: (Y/N), she can handle herself. 

Krillin: And honestly we already have white chocolate, and it's vanilla! Uh, is something- 

18: Just a sec, Babe. You serious? 

Samuel: Dead serious. I get off at 10, and then I can get you off at 10:30. 

18 got up. 

18: Alright, Sammy, three things. First, you wouldn't make it past 10:05. Second, you wouldn't live past 10:06. Third, we're still waiting on our waters. So if you value your job and/or life, you're gonna take this knife- 

She picked up a knife and held it to his throat. 

18: Cut the bullshit, and get us our god damn Pallegrino. 

(Y/N): Wow. 

Samuel: Shit! Okay, fine. Could have said no. 

She let him go. 

Samuel God, don't need to be a monster bitch about it. 

Krillin: EXCUSE YOU?! 

Krillin got up. 

Krillin: I'm giving you five seconds to apologize for what you just said. 

Samuel:  Or what, midget? You gonna headbutt me in my ju- 

Krillin raised his fist gently and smashed the table! 

Krillin: APOLOGIZE. 

(Y/N): Nice. 

Weiss: You know, I keep forgetting he's stronger than the average human, since we go up against well, bigger threats than that. 

(Y/N): True. 

Samuel: (in fear) AH! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! 

Krillin: For the table. 

He gave him some money. 

18: And here's your 20% Dickhead! 

She threw the gift card at him as you all walked out. 

Samuel: This is ... expired. 

Weiss: GOOD! 

Weiss slammed the door shut. 

Outside of the restaurant... 

Krillin: I'm so sorry for that. 

(Y/N): Don't be. 

18: Yeah, don't apologize for him or at all. 

Weiss: If anything, that was amazing of you. 

(Y/N): You know, there is a burger place a bit away from here. Cheap. Friendly. 

18: Christ on a sesame bun, I could go full Terminator on a cheeseburger right now. Let's do it! 

Weiss: Wait, I've been wondering. 18, you need food to survive or- 

18: Oh, actually, no. But... I mean, do you call a life without burgers "living"?

Krillin: No, Lazuli, I would not. 

(Y/N) and Weiss: LAZULI?! 

18: Wait, how do you know my real name? 

Krillin: Oh that's right, I didn't mention about the time I killed Cell! 

18: Didn't (Y/N) do that? 

Krillin: Oh you'll love this. 

Krillin went over what happened while you all flew to get some burgers. Yeah, it was a nice night alright. 

And to be honest, you and Weiss saw how much Krillin's confidence had increased. 

18 really was the right woman for him!