Yukako Yamagishi Falls in Love!
Ruby, Yang, Josuke, Koichi, and Okuyasu were discussing about what happened with Hazamada.
Okuyasu: So that Hazamada guy doesn't know anything about the bastard who killed my Bro?
Josuke: Well, Hazmada didn't have any information to go off of. He talked to him over the phone.
Ruby: Yeah, he said that the guy never gave him is name, or anything about his Stand, heck, not even about the Stand Arrow.
Okuyasu: WHAT?! Didn't you interrogate him better? I mean I'm not saying to break his fingers or electrocute his dick, but-
Yang: Okuyasu, use your head. If Hazamada knew who the guy was, don't you think he would be dead at that point.
Okuyasu: ... Yeah, that makes sense. Like what he did to Bro.
Koichi: But he did tell us something.
Ruby: Yeah. He said, "Stand Users for some reason or other, even if they don't know who the other person is, are drawn to each other. It's like how you and your soulmate are bound by fate. Even if they're a friend or a foe, if it's the guy who stepped on your foot on teh bus or your next door neighbor. It could be anybody."
Okuyasu: ARGH! THIS GUY IS A FUCKING COWARD! WHY CAN'T HE JUST COME OUT?!
Josuke: Yeah, but that means he's cautious. When someone like that decides to finally come for us, that means that he has a pretty sure chance of winning.
Yang: I can see that guy right now, watching us, and laughing in our faces! ASSHOLE! Where the hell is (Y/N) anyway? He said that he had something to do.
Koichi: I think he mentioned that someone wanted to meet up with him, and-
They saw you drinking some Soda at a cafe nearby.
Okuyasu: Hey there he is! HEY (Y/N)! IT'S- HUH?!
Okuyasu spotted someone going for you.
Ruby: Okuyasu, what is it?
It was a beautiful girl.
Koichi: Who is that woman? She's beautiful!
Ruby: (blushing) Y-Yeah.
Yang: I mean she's fine. Her hair is nice, but not as good as this.
Josuke: Please, it looks like a haystack.
Yang: HEY! WATCH IT JOSUKE! You don't see me mocking your hair!
Ruby: Yang, please don't go there. You know how he gets.
Okuyasu: HEY! HIDE!
Okuyasu dragged everyone behind a corner.
Josuke: Sheesh, Okuyasu, I didn't know you liked stuff like this.
Okuyasu: I know that girl, it's Yukako Yamagishi, I think she's in my class.
Ruby: Why is she meeting with (Y/N)? Wait, could it be like what Hazamada said?
Yang: Looks like it. Stand Users are drawn to one another.
You and Yukako started talking.
(Y/N): So, you calling me all the way out here.
Yukako: (blushing) D-Does it bother you?
(Y/N): No! Of course not! But I was wondering why. I mean, I didn't even recognize you until I remembered this one time when-
Before the Encounters with Tamami and Hazamada...
You spotted Yukako about to be hit by a car.
(Y/N): LOOK OUT!
You dove and knocked her out of the way.
(Y/N): WHEW! That was a close one.
Yukako: HEY! WATCH THE HAIR YOU- Y-
She looked into your eyes, and well-
In Yukako's Mind:
https://youtu.be/gujB8jcZ054
Play from 0:11-end...
(Y/N): Ms.? Are you-
Yukako: (blushing very very hard) I ... have to go!
She then left quickly!
(Y/N): She seems shy. Cute though!
In the present...
(Y/N): So, what's the catch? I-
Yukako: (Y/N), I called you here because ... well ... I ... like you.
(Y/N): SAY WHAT?!
Okuyasu: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
But the others quickly shut up Okuyasu.
(Y/N): Well ... this is sudden. I-
Yukako: Ever since that day, I've been thinking about you nonstop. Things like, "What if (Y/N) already has a girlfriend, he'd never waste his time on someone as retched as me." I was afraid to tell you how I was feeling, but holding it in made me feel like I was going to explode! So I thought if I told you, you would hate me.
(Y/N): Is she really this insecure? Poor thing.
Yukako: I bet you already have a girlfriend.
(Y/N): Well ... not exactly.
Okuyasu: LUCKY BASTARD! NO ONE'S EVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME!!!
He was crying.
Josuke: Come on Man, don't cry!
Ruby just gave Okuyasu some pats.
Ruby: There there Okuyasu, it's okay. I'm sure you'll find your special girl someday.
Yang: It'll need to be someone incredibly patient. I mean, his stupidity can be very tiresome. Honestly, Keicho must have had a lot of patience to deal with him.
(Y/N): Are you really serious?
Yukako: YES! I've been watching you! You're a brave and courageous man, and you're both cute and handsome!
(Y/N): Well ... I appreciate that. But-
Yukako: Oh God, do you really dislike ugly girls like me?
(Y/N): WHAT?! NO! YOU'RE NOT UGLY!
Okuyasu: GO FOR IT MAN! GO FOR IT!
Yang: Oh brother.
Koichi: Calm down already.
(Y/N): Yukako, listen, we've only known each other for like a few days. This is all so sudden.
Yukako: What do you not like me?
(Y/N): NO, I don't dislike you. I mean I-
Yukako suddenly got up in a fit.
Yukako: WELL WHICH IS IT?! DO YOU LOVE ME OR NOT?! JUST TELL ME! I'M POURING MY HEART OUT TO YOU!
(Y/N): WOAH! Overreaction!
Yukako: AGH! Oh God, (Y/N), I'm sorry. I was being selfish there! I guess there's no way you could have made a decision on the spot. I-
The others were shocked.
Yang: Okay, this chick is a ticking time bomb just waiting to happen.
Okuyasu: I thought (Y/N) was just a lucky guy, but not anymore! This chick is bad news!
Yukako: I hope ... we see each other again.
She then left.
(Y/N): Well, that just happened.
You took a drink, but then spit it out as something got on your tongue!
(Y/N): BLEGH! What th-
Your entire drink was filled with hair!
(Y/N): GROSS! Hair! Where did this come from?
The Next Day...
You decided to take a walk around town.
(Y/N): You know, now that I look at it, Morioh is a very nice town to live in. I mean, a lot of the people are pretty nice. And-
???: (Y/N).
(Y/N): AGH!
Yukako appeared again.
(Y/N): Oh Yukako. What are you doing here?
Yukako: Well ... I wanted to talk about our talk yesterday. I'm sorry about some of the things I said. I really regret it. Will you please forget what I said?
(Y/N): I mean, I guess it was a bit jarring at first. But it didn't really bug me.
Yukako: You see, when I start getting absorbed in something, it becomes all I can think about. I went home and thought about things more rationally, and then I got so embarrassed that I was so stupid there, and I realized that I have to look at things from a broader perspective.
(Y/N): Oh good. For a second there, I thought things were going to go wrong.
Yukako: You're right. We just met, so maybe we can still be friends?
(Y/N): I don't mind. I think you're a nice girl deep down. I mean, yeah you got a short temper, but hey, no one's perfect.
Yukako: Oh good! I was so worried you were going to hate me, I couldn't sleep! I thought this could help.
She made you a sweater.
(Y/N): WOW! Uh- Thanks.
Yukako: It took me all night to knit this. And-
She took out a little charm.
(Y/N): A charm? Uh ... thanks again.
Yukako: It can help you find true love! Oh! And I also made us some lunch. You haven't eaten yet, right? Why don't we eat together?
She took out bento boxes.
Yukako: I ought these shrimp from the market this morning, and I steamed them! They'r fresh from the ocean, so you won't find fresher shrimp in grocery stores! And this is fried fish! Doesn't it look good? Here! Open wide!
She was going to feed you.
(Y/N): HOLY CRAP! SHE'S A YANDERE! HELL SHE MIGHT BE THE SAME LEVEL AS JUVIA AND ESDEATH! Okay, calm down (Y/N), I mean this is fine. Esdeath and Juvia are good people. Yeah, Esdeath is sadistic towards he enemies, and she uses torture during investigations ... and Juvia is the jealous type, and has a wild imagination. But still- I mean-
Ruby: Hey (Y/N)!
Ruby appeared.
(Y/N): RUBY!
Ruby: I was wondering where you were. Come on, we need to go and discuss anything about that guy!
(Y/N): R-Right. Sorry Yukako, maybe next time.
Yukako watched them go.
Yukako: That girl. HOW DARE SHE!
Yukako got up angrily as her hair rose up.
Yukako: SHE'S NOT WORTHY OF SOMEONE LIKE (Y/N)!
Later...
Ruby ran into Yukako.
Ruby: AGH! Y-Yukako?
Yukako: Listen here. I want you to stay away from (Y/N)!
Ruby: What?
Yukako: I won't let any other girl have him!
Ruby: But we work together! Why do you say th-
Yukako angrily restrained Ruby with her hair!
Ruby: AGH! HEY! WHAT ARE-
Yukako: Listen here, Bitch. You touch him again, and- I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
She then let her go, and walked off.
Ruby: So ... she is a Stand User. Her hair ... her hair is her Stand. I need to tell the others fast!
Later...
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! COME ON! What do I freaking do! I can't just reject her! Not after what she did for me!
Josuke: (Y/N), just calm down.
(Y/N): How can I? She knit me a freaking sweater?!
Yang: (with anger) AND SHE THREATENED MY LITTLE SISTER! OH THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN!
Koichi: Hey! Come on guys, it's not good to have this happen right now.
We need to address the problem.
Josuke: Yeah, how can we stop her without incurring her wrath? As long as she doesn't bear any grudge against you, and once we know she won't attack you. You'll be in the clear.
(Y/N): But what do we do? I mean she's going to want Ruby and Yang dead.
Josuke: I think I got it! If we can somehow get her to think that you're a good-for-nothing asshole, then it should be good.
(Y/N): Well ...
Okuyasu: I know! Girls can't stand guys with bad hygiene! If you go all out with this, then she'll start to hate you! Okay Buddy, starting today, you need to stop taking baths, and don't brush your teeth, and wear the same underwear for every day. And breed lice and fleas in your hair.
(Y/N): DUDE! THIS IS SERIOUS!
Okuyasu: I know! You'll also have to fart all the time too!
(Y/N): GROSS! I'm not doing that!
Then that night...
You could have sworn you were seeing Yukako in your dreams.
(Y/N): SHE'S IN MY DREAMS TOO?! IS SHE JUST DESTINED TO BE ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS?!
And then you saw that Yukako was by the window.
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
And used her hair to restrain you!
(Y/N): HEY!
Yukako: (Y/N), I can't take this anymore! Your friends don't want us together. I won't let anyone else have you! From now on, we'll stand side by side together!
(Y/N): SOMEBODY HELP!
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